HOW'D YOU GET SO FUNKY?

HOW'D YOU GET SO FUNKY?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He did the monkey

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/GE0lF16.jpeg

      HOW'D YOU GET SO FUNKY?

      1. SNL billed itself as a variety show first, sketch comedy as just another variety act at first. Everyone forgets this. This is why they had musical performances.

      2. It's satire as he's making a crass stupid song cashing in on a fad after introducing the act as something solemn that will be respectful to King Tut.

      3. The stupid joke became a cultural fad accidentally.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Specifically, there was a big touring museum exhibit on King Tut going across the US at the time that was a huge enough money printer with merchandising that museum giftshops got way more commercial.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers were and still are brain dead.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >got funky
      >did the monkey
      >buried with a donkey
      >my favorite honky
      >ate a crocodile
      >gave his life for tourism
      >he's an egyptian
      >could've won a grammy
      >burried in his jammies
      >born in arizona, moved to babylonia
      >got a condo made of stone-a

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What a life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest Cinemaphile… does he have bigger arms than you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not only that but he looks better than me and I'm the same age as when he did this. It's so over for me bros.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely found this to be hilarious and im a borderline zoomer who discovered this 2 years ago, his ecstatic recoil as he delivers his lines is extraordinary

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did Martin lift?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bags of cocaine

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's 33 here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is what amazes me. I'm someone who was born in 1991, and admittedly also not from the US so I wasn't implicitly exposed to Steve Martin in some random movies on TV in the background when growing up. What I'm saying is, by the time I learned about him, he was already an aging guy, maybe "middle aged" but looked like he could be a recent grandfather, you know. I've seen him in contemporary movies every now and then, and he's always been in this "guy close to his retirement" age/look. But even if you go WAY back, like into the fricking 70s, he already looked middle aged even back then. Less gray in his hair sure, but seems like he "always" looked 50-ish.

      Another example of this is Will Ferrell.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Think it's a facial structure thing, he's not particularly wrinkled or weathered, there is just something about his skull structure that shouts 'mature'.
        He's roughly 18 in this pic. Insane.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Christ I’m in my 30’s and he looks like he could be my dad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Think it's a facial structure thing,

          It's called Testosterone. The levels have been dropping in recent years and strong masculine features like strong jawlines are tied to test levels. Every time a babyfaced Nu-Male feminist ally has their test levels checked, it's always low. They act like fricking women because they have low test, and seek consensus rather than striking their own opinions.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but Steve Martin looks old

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being such soibois you all get mogged by a chink.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you post the edited version? The original had normal levels at 900.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like Drake.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        1. He went grey comparitively young and never dyed his hair. Nowadays everyone dyes their hair until they want to look old.

        2. People genuinely did age older back then. A 33 year old looked gruff and mature. More test, more sun, more exposure to smoke.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah genetics. I'm middle 40s and have maybe 25 white hairs on my head.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        some people just have some strange genetics

        pic related on the left is a bong actor I'm fond of, at the ancient age of... 31

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >that
          >31
          Not a fricking chance.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            my mistake, he's 33 or 34 there

            Mad to think he was only 45 when Morse started.

            and the character was supposed to be late 50s...
            funny stuff

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The Sweeney: 1975-1978
            >John Thaw (left) - born in 1942
            >Dennis Waterman (right) - born in 1948

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Man what the frick, what kind of a lifestyle does it take?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mad to think he was only 45 when Morse started.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oof, unfortunate case of ugly balding on the guy on the right. He'd look better without these cringy bangs (and with shorter hair in general).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            His hair was obviously thinning in his 20s, but he never went fully bald.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The female example is Laura Dern. She is TWENTY YEARS younger than Sam Neill, but they look roughly the same age in Jurassic Park. And also in any other moment much later when they bump into each other.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oops. Wrong pic attached by accident. I meant this one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What are those lines called above the ends of the top lip? I think that makes a lot of people looke older.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nasolabial folds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nasochudial folds

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She looked old because her hair and outfit basically looks like default 90's stay at home mom.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >this will be a great promo pic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like it. It feels fairly genuine. Obviously "arranged", yes, but it's like "let's have a photo of you guys next to some themed prop". It's "a" photo, as opposed to taking 20 shots of each actor while they strike a specific pose, picking the best one, photoshopping them together etc.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Steve Martin has a better physique than 99% of Cinemaphile

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's been months since I've since any tutposting, what happened to it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      war in Israel.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Baskinposters were shitting up the active thread feed

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    awesome thread

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've never cared for steve martin, I think it's his delivery

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    %3D%3D

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The craziest thing is how skinny the average American was when this came out.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from Planes, Trains & Automobiles; what are some genuine Steve Martin kinos?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Jerk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Father of the Bride

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to his standup

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a condom made of stone-a

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