Are religious gods imaginary friends in this universe? Could we see a fight between Jesus, Odin, and Zeus?
>No episode where some edgy atheist kid, fedora and all, makes an imaginary Jesus to mock everyone, butthe imaginary friend follows him around performing miracles and converts everyone he meets instead.
damn, so you're telling me that every time i drew fang tearing off a chunk of spear whenever i got a vore request was satisfying? those were supposed to be gotcha's
This made me and my friend Pat laugh so hard. We were in the fourth grade. Its been a long time Pat, hope you're doing ok. Sorry for letting you go as a friend, I hope you're well.
Yes the one where bloo and mac can’t find their way downstairs. Oddly enough in that episode Bloo speculated that the house is an imaginary friend, and later on in a different episode there’s an imaginary wall.
Not to mention the comic where the horny kid makes a flirty franky.
Honestly this show is fricked up oncdntou give it anything more than a surface level thought
The more you think about the implications overall the weirder it gets. If some especially horny kid learned about sex early on and he imagined a sexy imaginary friend to have sex with, would the imaginary friend be guilty of statutory rape? Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one? Is it their fault they were imagined as sex-crazed specifically to fulfill this kid's sexual fantasies?
What about warfare? What about world hunger? What about currency controls if a kid could imagine an imaginary friend that printed money?
Imagine terrorist organizations putting child soldiers on planes to imagine up an imaginary bomb friend. Panam would have gone out of business years before Lockerbie.
>Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one?
The fricked up part is that a kid like that would probably imagine either someone like an adult figure in his life, like a teacher or sorta-distant relative, or a boy/girl he's familiar with at school. So, you have a human who thinks they're an established identity in the world, or you have a young kid that's hardwired to crave sex. I'm not even looking at the latter in terms of "dicky yummy yummy :P," just imagine some reform program trying to reverse such a miserable existence over at-...
Oh, wait, the result would just be a prequel to Big Mouth.
>would the imaginary friend be guilty of statutory rape? Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one? Is it their fault they were imagined as sex-crazed specifically to fulfill this kid's sexual fantasies?
These are genuinely really good questions, especially the last one. Can you really put the blame on the imaginary friend if they were absolutely hardwired for sex? I bet the court cases surrounding shit like this would be insane.
In McCracken's world, I don't think imaginary friends count as people. I think they're closer to pets, but with even less rights than that. It's why they can't go to homeless shelters when they get tossed out on the street and why it's not considered abuse when you devour one or force one to fight other imaginary friends for fun.
The question is about statutory rape though, not rape outright. Even if you were both consenting, if you imagined the imaginary friend as like a 40 year old cougar and you were 10 how does that work?
>would the imaginary friend be guilty of statutory rape? Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one? Is it their fault they were imagined as sex-crazed specifically to fulfill this kid's sexual fantasies?
These are genuinely really good questions, especially the last one. Can you really put the blame on the imaginary friend if they were absolutely hardwired for sex? I bet the court cases surrounding shit like this would be insane.
Just imagine a judge with perfect judgment and have them decide the answer.
Which then loops around to the original question, do you count them by their actual age or their imagined age, and can you put the blame on them if they were imagined with a sexual intent even if it was by a minor? Do imaginary friends just circumvent all statutory rape laws inherently?
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The bigger question is whether it should be considered incest or masturbation. Masturbation less so since the friends don't disappear afterwards, but what if they did?
>In Foster's, the Weimar-era inflation in Germany was caused by a poor kid imagining an imaginary friend that printed trillions of Marks so his family would be rich
i think imaginary friends would be counted as extensions of the self. as such, when some kid has sex with their imaginary friend, it counts as masturbation rather than statutory rape. would probably lead to a therapy session though.
this is the same question about the holo-deck in star trek.
Though it would be fairly easy to just outlaw the use of the deck in such a way, program holo-decks to ignore requests for that material, and any tampering to bypass those lock outs would be illegal as well.
wasn't there a whole episode about how a lot of the imaginary friends at foster's were food-themed friends created by hungry children? That's kinda fricked up.
Yes the one where bloo and mac can’t find their way downstairs. Oddly enough in that episode Bloo speculated that the house is an imaginary friend, and later on in a different episode there’s an imaginary wall.
Not to mention the comic where the horny kid makes a flirty franky.
Honestly this show is fricked up oncdntou give it anything more than a surface level thought
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The more you think about the implications overall the weirder it gets. If some especially horny kid learned about sex early on and he imagined a sexy imaginary friend to have sex with, would the imaginary friend be guilty of statutory rape? Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one? Is it their fault they were imagined as sex-crazed specifically to fulfill this kid's sexual fantasies?
What about warfare? What about world hunger? What about currency controls if a kid could imagine an imaginary friend that printed money?
how many Satans are created by cults to destroy the world?
Was it this episode or a different one which showed that Terrance and other older kids come up with towering death machines as imaginary friends so they can pit them against each other in an underground gladiator ring? Because that might have been the most true-to-life exploration of how middle school boys would embrace this concept, after the comic where a kid imagines Frankie as a flirty bimbo.
That was briefly explored in the pilot movie too, but the gladiator ring episode was something different. And yeah a bunch of horny middle schoolers would absolutely have Imaginary Frankies of their own, if anything I'm surprised that was only shows with one instance in a promotional comic.
But Jesus isn't imaginary. What does He have to do with that?
What if all of humanity is just God's imaginary friend, and God is someone else's imaginary friend, and that person is also someone else's imaginary friend, and it goes on for infinity?
How many little shits make waifus based on cartoons, video games, tv/movie actresses', and signers compared to completely original waifu? >from time to time some kid's parents bring in friends resembling Nicki Minaj, Megan the stallion, and Cardi B, after sneaking a peak at their music videos on the home computer.
Well, if were making Imaginary Friend waifus based off of already existing properties. I'd go with one that's an even blend between Makima and Pokemon's Cynthia.
if 10/11 year old me was into Britney after seeing Oops I did it again, how do you think little Timmy is feeling after seeing music vids like thot shit? Also I don't have any sort of clue what big non rap music pop stars there are.
Pizza Steve
noncon vore
eating someone bit by bit isn't vore you internet obsessed prostitute
Technically it can count as hard vore.
>No episode where some edgy atheist kid, fedora and all, makes an imaginary Jesus to mock everyone, butthe imaginary friend follows him around performing miracles and converts everyone he meets instead.
damn, so you're telling me that every time i drew fang tearing off a chunk of spear whenever i got a vore request was satisfying? those were supposed to be gotcha's
This made me and my friend Pat laugh so hard. We were in the fourth grade. Its been a long time Pat, hope you're doing ok. Sorry for letting you go as a friend, I hope you're well.
I love you too anon
When he shits him out later, will his shit be alive?
>Howdy-poo! I’m out of you!
>Terrence eats him again
It'd be cool to live in that world
>be hungry
>imagine big pizz
>don't be hungry no more
world hunger would be nonexistent.
The more you think about the implications overall the weirder it gets. If some especially horny kid learned about sex early on and he imagined a sexy imaginary friend to have sex with, would the imaginary friend be guilty of statutory rape? Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one? Is it their fault they were imagined as sex-crazed specifically to fulfill this kid's sexual fantasies?
What about warfare? What about world hunger? What about currency controls if a kid could imagine an imaginary friend that printed money?
Imagine terrorist organizations putting child soldiers on planes to imagine up an imaginary bomb friend. Panam would have gone out of business years before Lockerbie.
>Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one?
The fricked up part is that a kid like that would probably imagine either someone like an adult figure in his life, like a teacher or sorta-distant relative, or a boy/girl he's familiar with at school. So, you have a human who thinks they're an established identity in the world, or you have a young kid that's hardwired to crave sex. I'm not even looking at the latter in terms of "dicky yummy yummy :P," just imagine some reform program trying to reverse such a miserable existence over at-...
Oh, wait, the result would just be a prequel to Big Mouth.
>would the imaginary friend be guilty of statutory rape? Would they even count as a legal adult even if they were imagined as one? Is it their fault they were imagined as sex-crazed specifically to fulfill this kid's sexual fantasies?
These are genuinely really good questions, especially the last one. Can you really put the blame on the imaginary friend if they were absolutely hardwired for sex? I bet the court cases surrounding shit like this would be insane.
In McCracken's world, I don't think imaginary friends count as people. I think they're closer to pets, but with even less rights than that. It's why they can't go to homeless shelters when they get tossed out on the street and why it's not considered abuse when you devour one or force one to fight other imaginary friends for fun.
I'd think you'd imagine a consenting imaginary friend, only idiots would imagine rape fantasies into existence.
The question is about statutory rape though, not rape outright. Even if you were both consenting, if you imagined the imaginary friend as like a 40 year old cougar and you were 10 how does that work?
Just imagine a judge with perfect judgment and have them decide the answer.
If anything it's sex between a 10 year old and a 0 year old, just because you imagine them older doesn't make them chronologically older.
Which then loops around to the original question, do you count them by their actual age or their imagined age, and can you put the blame on them if they were imagined with a sexual intent even if it was by a minor? Do imaginary friends just circumvent all statutory rape laws inherently?
The bigger question is whether it should be considered incest or masturbation. Masturbation less so since the friends don't disappear afterwards, but what if they did?
Would neckbeards with waifu pillows and tulpas get a friend
>In Foster's, the Weimar-era inflation in Germany was caused by a poor kid imagining an imaginary friend that printed trillions of Marks so his family would be rich
i think imaginary friends would be counted as extensions of the self. as such, when some kid has sex with their imaginary friend, it counts as masturbation rather than statutory rape. would probably lead to a therapy session though.
this is the same question about the holo-deck in star trek.
Though it would be fairly easy to just outlaw the use of the deck in such a way, program holo-decks to ignore requests for that material, and any tampering to bypass those lock outs would be illegal as well.
wasn't there a whole episode about how a lot of the imaginary friends at foster's were food-themed friends created by hungry children? That's kinda fricked up.
Yes the one where bloo and mac can’t find their way downstairs. Oddly enough in that episode Bloo speculated that the house is an imaginary friend, and later on in a different episode there’s an imaginary wall.
Not to mention the comic where the horny kid makes a flirty franky.
Honestly this show is fricked up oncdntou give it anything more than a surface level thought
>Not to mention the comic where the horny kid makes a flirty franky.
Post the comic?
I only have the first page
Thanks anon
Feel bad for Frankie.
So does the imaginary Frankie have her DNA, or like how does that work
how many Satans are created by cults to destroy the world?
Enough to fill a Hotel
Hotel Satan
At least the manager is cute.
Was it this episode or a different one which showed that Terrance and other older kids come up with towering death machines as imaginary friends so they can pit them against each other in an underground gladiator ring? Because that might have been the most true-to-life exploration of how middle school boys would embrace this concept, after the comic where a kid imagines Frankie as a flirty bimbo.
That was briefly explored in the pilot movie too, but the gladiator ring episode was something different. And yeah a bunch of horny middle schoolers would absolutely have Imaginary Frankies of their own, if anything I'm surprised that was only shows with one instance in a promotional comic.
Gotta love how in that comic she's a boy-obsessed bimbo that also loves cooking and cleaning.
This kid who made her was one of the most based motherfrickers I've ever seen.
>This kid who made her was one of the most based motherfrickers I've ever seen.
The kid probably post here
The kid is Mike Believe from that one episode of Powerpuff girls titled "Imaginary friend", I am not kidding
So uh, what happens if I imagine a pitch black friend that likes doing hard labor and speaks in clicks?
What happens if I imagine like, 20 of them?
that shit actually hurt me as a kid. it made me pretty sad 🙁
Can you imagine an event as an imaginary friend?
What’s stopping some bullied kid from imagining, say, a nuke friend, and bringing him to school to take out all those who wronged him?
Another kid who imagines another imaginary friend who is stronger than nukes
>My guy is infinity+1 arguments become extinction level threats to the planet
Terrifying
I honestly would love to see something like this and am surprised there's no fan works addressing it
oh look, the plot to every SCP now.
Maybe they need to know how nukes work for them to become nuclear.
>nuke
a kid would probably imagine a gunman stabbing everyone
Some of this are really samurai jack
Mac would have been crushed like a grape with Eduardo pulling the end of the arm like that.
Lets not forget the scribbles.
imaginary friends are just a superior version of jojo stands
Are religious gods imaginary friends in this universe? Could we see a fight between Jesus, Odin, and Zeus?
But Jesus isn't imaginary. What does He have to do with that?
What if more Jesuses get imagined by Christian kids, and the Churches begin fighting over which one is the real Jesus?
What if all of humanity is just God's imaginary friend, and God is someone else's imaginary friend, and that person is also someone else's imaginary friend, and it goes on for infinity?
What if we are all incomprehensible to the human mind and attempting to learn such things is beyond our capacity
based
Is this fanart or did it actually happen in canon
Kids could still make imaginary versions of him. There probably imaginary versions of every famous person to ever live.
imagine jesus and elvis presley playing ping-pong with each other in the foster home.
What happens if I imagine an imaginary friend whose purpose is to suck up and erase every OTHER imaginary friend in the world?
Perhaps he would find an opponent too large or hazardous to suck
Not if you name him Kirby.
This thread made me realize this show would be perfect for an edgy reboot
I wonder how many kids make a loyal waifu
How many little shits make waifus based on cartoons, video games, tv/movie actresses', and signers compared to completely original waifu?
>from time to time some kid's parents bring in friends resembling Nicki Minaj, Megan the stallion, and Cardi B, after sneaking a peak at their music videos on the home computer.
>waifuing those garbage ass hoes
Disgusting, not even remotely wifeable
Well, if were making Imaginary Friend waifus based off of already existing properties. I'd go with one that's an even blend between Makima and Pokemon's Cynthia.
>names 3 Black folk
holy lel your culture is dead
Your culture is thinking about Black folk also actually
if 10/11 year old me was into Britney after seeing Oops I did it again, how do you think little Timmy is feeling after seeing music vids like thot shit? Also I don't have any sort of clue what big non rap music pop stars there are.
Not waifu related, but they actually briefly mention "unimaginary friends" as imaginary friends that kids 1:1 copy off of tv shows.
Why is Eduardo racist against uncreative friends? They didn't choose that life.
He's Mexican and Mexicans are racist
pic rel would destroy show's universe
>The episode where Sonichu monstrosities get dumped on the front lawn of Fosters
He's not a kid or a young teen, so he can't make Imaginary friends.
Chris created Bionic when he was 14
They knew
What laws are in place to prevent imaginary friend sexual violation?
FHFIF was a very natural evolution of Craig's art style and I'm glad it didn't get the same nu-PPG art style of the later seasons
You think some kid imagined up a sibling?