Batman is emo as frick. His whole shtick is being driven by trauma and barely suppressed rage, and instilling fear on people as a way to cope with his own
All this multiverse homosexualry, all the crossovers and shit completely ruined Batman. Batman was the last good capeshitter. Batman was just a guy with gadgets who can punch people and solve crimes. All the Batman villains are just guys with guns, strong guys or guys with knives.
But no, Batman has to share the same universe as Superman, and because Batman is far more popular than any DC and even Marvel character, he has to be more powerful than all of them. Muh prep time makes Batman more powerful than Superman. This makes Batman incredibly lame. Like you watch the Tim Burton movie where Batman's enemy is a guy with a gun who is just a little crazy and likes violence and it's a fun movie, but this is the same Batman who kills gods and can resurrect from the dead and he is a vampire in another universe and he carries Batman genes and you can turn into Bruce Wayne if he injects his DNA in you. It's all so incredibly stupid.
Capeshit has reached tranime levels of powercreep and pure moronation.
There's a story where Joker dies but his blood carries Joker genes that turn people into Jokers, so they take Batman's blood and start injecting people with it as it's as potent as Joker's. Or something like that, I didn't read that trash. Not actually sure if Batman can do this, but Joker 100% canonically can turn people into more Jokers with his blood.
The characters in the comics are basically gods who gain unlimited powers from how popular they get.
This is exactly what I think. Batman only works within his own universe, with his own side-characters like Nightwing etc. He has some "superhuman" enemies like Ras al Ghul with his lazarus pits, Solomon Grundy, Poison Ivy and maybe Killer Croc but they are still relatively grounded.
Once you put him in the universe with the Justice League and other DC superheroes it's just lame and boring as frick. I dont like Superman, I dont like Wonder Woman and the rest. Multiverse and shared universe stuff is dumb.
Same goes for Iron Man and SpiderMan to a lesser extent.
My cut off point is Ras al Ghul and Solomon Grundy. Frick that moronic shit. Frick everyone who pretends to like that soi shit.
I was a casual Batman fan who just liked the Tim Burton movies and then played Arkham Asylum. Arkham Asylum was so cool and these were the perfect villains. Joker is just a guy who is using Bane's steroids, Bane is just a guy who is really big because he is on super steroids, killer croc is just a guy who is big like Bane but looks like a reptile. All of their powers basically boil down to I'll shot you, I'll punch you or I'll use some gas to frick with you/kill you.
Then Arkham City dropped and it followed the same formula, twoface is just a guy with a gun, Joker is still the Joker, there's a serial killer with a knife, and then out of nowhere he comes homosexual al Ghul, ooh, look he is an immortal demigod, come into his dream realm and fly through sand hoops and fight sand people. Here's a fricking underground city under Gotham full of ancient advanced robots where a cult lives and worship a million year old guy who can never die.
Frick this shit.
R'as didn't used to be so broken, early on it was clear that the lazarus pit has hard limits. They;re not meant for the truly dead, just dying, at best work with the freshly dead(as in minutes before brain death), and he was only a few hundred years old.his assassins weren't a giant ancient cult living in a mountain monastery full time but a network of modern, streetwise assassins.
Writers got carried away and made them an ancient ninja cult.
This is exactly what I think. Batman only works within his own universe, with his own side-characters like Nightwing etc. He has some "superhuman" enemies like Ras al Ghul with his lazarus pits, Solomon Grundy, Poison Ivy and maybe Killer Croc but they are still relatively grounded.
Once you put him in the universe with the Justice League and other DC superheroes it's just lame and boring as frick. I dont like Superman, I dont like Wonder Woman and the rest. Multiverse and shared universe stuff is dumb.
Same goes for Iron Man and SpiderMan to a lesser extent.
It's funny how The Flash has the opposite problem. He's ridiculously broken, but not nearly as popular as bamham, who he shares a universe with. He's forced to job in the most ridiculous ways imaginable.
that's because he wields the power of imagination and the best shit he can come up with is chains, hammers, big fists and gatling guns, GL is underutilized
>All the Batman villains are just guys with guns, strong guys or guys with knives.
Killer Croc
Poison Ivy
Clayface
Mr Freeze
Man-Bat
Solomon Grundy
Batman has plenty of supernatural or sci-fi villains.
>even if it increased his chance of winning by 1%
This is exactly why. If you're going into a life/death battle you'd better be as prepared as possible.
are smoke grenades and spearhead really the best use for Kryptonite?
why not put kryptonite dust on his gloves for punching or even small pieces so every punch would tear opponent's flesh?
some type of kryptonite knife along with kryptonite smoke grenade. nade him and finish with knife when he's vulnerable, no need to carry him to first floor of a nearby building where you've left your spear...
it makes perfect sense that batfleck trained to handle a de-powered superman
what is actually confusing is how superman can become depowered without a total nervous breakdown from not even understanding what weakness is or feels like... the paradox is obvious and basically a blank for the writers to fill in
bodyweight shit is a feel good cope for small weak toothpicks >i-i might not be able to bench to plates b-but look, i can push my non-existent body off the floor many tim---aaaahhhh *gets carried away by gentle breeze*
Honestly superman should have just went to ever Cinemaphile nerd, and the ones that can't do even a single pull up get laser neutered on the spot, not that anyone here was going to reproduce lmao
Nerds on Cinemaphile like to pretend to be morally superior when most of them can't even lift 350 pounds, like how can you say your smart when your muscles are dumb
BvS is comfy depression kino, but it very much is a Zack Snyder film. In every scene there's always like 10 things that don't make sense.
There was also too much superman and not enough batman in BvS. I wanted to see the Lexcorp kryptonite heist instead of seeing Clark Kent walk about some mountains and talk to his ghost dad.
but for me the biggest ??? moment is how inhaling copious amounts of a lethal substances only reduces superman's strength to human levels. Here I thought writers had spent 70 years establishing how kryptonite was superman's lethal weakness and not just something that makes him tired for 5 minutes.
Also how the kryptonian ship has the security levels of an iphone. Just get someone's fingerprints (why didn't he just chop off Zod's hand altogether?) and you can hack into their 90 000 year old technology no problem.
>Here I thought writers had spent 70 years establishing how kryptonite was superman's lethal weakness and not just something that makes him tired for 5 minutes.
quit lying. you know better than that
Where does kryptonite rank in the danger zoner of say between "peanuts", which are lethal to some by just touching them and rubbing your nose or eye, and "common household dust" which just makes people sneeze a bit.
Would it be like.... cat hair tier? or one of those meme food allergies where people just get diarrhea for an afternoon.
DCEU Superman was something. Even with Kryptonite in his system he managed to tank alot of damage pointblank and with that he seemed fine after the Kryptonite spear was thrown to the side out of range lol.
It's almost as if it was written that way because in the next scene he has to go fight doomsday.
Like I said, kryptonite in his bloodstream from entering his lungs is fine he barely has an allergic reaction to it but getting poked with a spear? ACK
>There was a time above... a time before. There were perfect things... diamond absolutes. How things fall, things on Earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie.
>be me >Lex Luthor >super smart, rich billionaire with a head full of hair >like Jolly Ranchers >hire bunch of gays to kill hostages in some frick off African nation to frame Superman >genius plan >super secret mission, no one can know >give them bullets that can ONLY be traced back to LexCorp
Very smart movie.
Stop falling for this psyop. There’s no such thing as entertainment, just propaganda. The whole line of movies are about Superman’s story mocking biblical themes.
People literally worship the guy in the movies, and so did the League eventually after he died.
>alien who can be in your room in two seconds if he wishes to, and kill you with one punch >extremely buff rich guy with 160iq
why is this even a contest, why do you even watch this, why do you even care?
So because the constant "hello sir redeem" posts weren't working now we just whine because Batman is exercising? Okay. Hope this one works out. Snyder still made kino. But I hope this attempt will convince me it's all bad.
It's not necessarily important to be strong, but it is important to feel strong
and as we all know, batman is very emotional like a woman. It's not like he is known for his wits and intelligence or anything.
Batman is emo as frick. His whole shtick is being driven by trauma and barely suppressed rage, and instilling fear on people as a way to cope with his own
emo is an aesthetic. the rest of that is just a meme
Batman is a hero of justice you gay
>Ben Affleck put more effort into this than into his relationship with Ana
He pissed me off with that one
I have his same birthday and my GF looks like a Slavic Ana
She wanted kids, he’s already been through that. Can’t really blame him not wanting to start another 18 year long sentence.
He was training so he could better handle the suit.
Why is it that you brainlets have such a hard time comprehending absolutely anything that happens in BvS? Not enough quip exposition?
No he wanted to be able to carry more Dunks without spilling it.
He should've used my new Dunkaccino Cupperino.
T. Al Dunkaccino
he had to wear a giant suit of armor, plus he needed the cardio to actually go toe to toe with superman for the duration of the fight
>he had to wear a giant suit of armor
Wasn't that basically Iron man armor?
well without the magical iron man power source, so more armor than exo-techno-suit.
I mean... It couldnt hurt anon maybe you should do some chin ups instead of posting gay shit
plus he's using a magic rock to depower him anyway
like just move the rock closer and workout less
To be fair, an out of shape slob wouldn't have done anything
>Klaatu Barada Nik-ACK
why is "superman" just watching him like a cuck
Because he was dowsed in kryptonite
and so he's petrified?
garbage direction
Kryptonite weakens him, dude.
>invincible alien demigods only weakness is the earth from the planet which he hails from
like fricking lmao
A radioactive Earth, yes. Just like if you were exposed to our own radiation.
*traps you under the covers*
*unleashes radioactive fart in your bed*
BREATHE IN
THAT'S FEAR
He was waiting to get pounded by Batman
All this multiverse homosexualry, all the crossovers and shit completely ruined Batman. Batman was the last good capeshitter. Batman was just a guy with gadgets who can punch people and solve crimes. All the Batman villains are just guys with guns, strong guys or guys with knives.
But no, Batman has to share the same universe as Superman, and because Batman is far more popular than any DC and even Marvel character, he has to be more powerful than all of them. Muh prep time makes Batman more powerful than Superman. This makes Batman incredibly lame. Like you watch the Tim Burton movie where Batman's enemy is a guy with a gun who is just a little crazy and likes violence and it's a fun movie, but this is the same Batman who kills gods and can resurrect from the dead and he is a vampire in another universe and he carries Batman genes and you can turn into Bruce Wayne if he injects his DNA in you. It's all so incredibly stupid.
Capeshit has reached tranime levels of powercreep and pure moronation.
>he carries Batman genes and you can turn into Bruce Wayne if he injects his DNA in you
wat
There's a story where Joker dies but his blood carries Joker genes that turn people into Jokers, so they take Batman's blood and start injecting people with it as it's as potent as Joker's. Or something like that, I didn't read that trash. Not actually sure if Batman can do this, but Joker 100% canonically can turn people into more Jokers with his blood.
The characters in the comics are basically gods who gain unlimited powers from how popular they get.
That happened in Batman Beyond I think
terry mcginnis, epilogue
This is exactly what I think. Batman only works within his own universe, with his own side-characters like Nightwing etc. He has some "superhuman" enemies like Ras al Ghul with his lazarus pits, Solomon Grundy, Poison Ivy and maybe Killer Croc but they are still relatively grounded.
Once you put him in the universe with the Justice League and other DC superheroes it's just lame and boring as frick. I dont like Superman, I dont like Wonder Woman and the rest. Multiverse and shared universe stuff is dumb.
Same goes for Iron Man and SpiderMan to a lesser extent.
nah
My cut off point is Ras al Ghul and Solomon Grundy. Frick that moronic shit. Frick everyone who pretends to like that soi shit.
I was a casual Batman fan who just liked the Tim Burton movies and then played Arkham Asylum. Arkham Asylum was so cool and these were the perfect villains. Joker is just a guy who is using Bane's steroids, Bane is just a guy who is really big because he is on super steroids, killer croc is just a guy who is big like Bane but looks like a reptile. All of their powers basically boil down to I'll shot you, I'll punch you or I'll use some gas to frick with you/kill you.
Then Arkham City dropped and it followed the same formula, twoface is just a guy with a gun, Joker is still the Joker, there's a serial killer with a knife, and then out of nowhere he comes homosexual al Ghul, ooh, look he is an immortal demigod, come into his dream realm and fly through sand hoops and fight sand people. Here's a fricking underground city under Gotham full of ancient advanced robots where a cult lives and worship a million year old guy who can never die.
Frick this shit.
Ras is more realistic than people like Croc or honestly even Bane.
batman had a lot of cool mystic or supernatural one off stories and villains
there's even one where an old israelite makes a golem
R'as didn't used to be so broken, early on it was clear that the lazarus pit has hard limits. They;re not meant for the truly dead, just dying, at best work with the freshly dead(as in minutes before brain death), and he was only a few hundred years old.his assassins weren't a giant ancient cult living in a mountain monastery full time but a network of modern, streetwise assassins.
Writers got carried away and made them an ancient ninja cult.
Damn bro I'm a secondary too but you're pretty fricking opinionated for someone who didn't read the comics.
Nah, I’d prefer if Batman goes the more supernatural route. Not aliens or sci-fi shit, but vampires and demons.
Nightwing’s lame, dude. Red Hood’s better.
Its hard to have Bane threaten to nuke a city when any flying brick can waltz in and save the day.
It's funny how The Flash has the opposite problem. He's ridiculously broken, but not nearly as popular as bamham, who he shares a universe with. He's forced to job in the most ridiculous ways imaginable.
green lantern (hal jordan) also jobs a lot despite wielding the most powerful weapon in the universe
that's because he wields the power of imagination and the best shit he can come up with is chains, hammers, big fists and gatling guns, GL is underutilized
nah, the writers are just moronic
>All the Batman villains are just guys with guns, strong guys or guys with knives.
Killer Croc
Poison Ivy
Clayface
Mr Freeze
Man-Bat
Solomon Grundy
Batman has plenty of supernatural or sci-fi villains.
>and it's a fun movie
it's a shit movie and batman gets shot like 5 times. his superpower is not turning his neck and wearing body armor
>doesn't enjoy Burton/Keaton
There's a door with your name on it, friend.
bro he fought vampires 2 issues in.
Now that the dust has settled, why did he say that name?
imo the movie would have been better if he had just killed him
>*HUFF*
HAVE TO DEBATE
>*PUFF*
THAT UGLY IRISH israelite
>*HUFF*
BILL MAHER
>*PUFF*
AND HIS israelite FREN
>*HUFF*
SAM
>*PUFF*
HARRIS
Batman is the kind of dude who would do that, even if it increased his chance of winning by 1%
>even if it increased his chance of winning by 1%
This is exactly why. If you're going into a life/death battle you'd better be as prepared as possible.
>he won
I guess it worked.
are smoke grenades and spearhead really the best use for Kryptonite?
why not put kryptonite dust on his gloves for punching or even small pieces so every punch would tear opponent's flesh?
some type of kryptonite knife along with kryptonite smoke grenade. nade him and finish with knife when he's vulnerable, no need to carry him to first floor of a nearby building where you've left your spear...
If you need it explaining you don’t deserve to know
The smoke probably was ideal for rapidly getting it into his system.
Too bad the writers forgot it was supposed to be lethal.
>he used le spear because... le spear of destiny!
Because Snyder is a clown, muh christian symbolism even though he is raging libtard degenerate.
It’s almost like it’s always been there…
Do you think doing fewer pullups have helped him more? Shut the frick up moron.
yes you need to rest before contest
it makes perfect sense that batfleck trained to handle a de-powered superman
what is actually confusing is how superman can become depowered without a total nervous breakdown from not even understanding what weakness is or feels like... the paradox is obvious and basically a blank for the writers to fill in
>billionaire Bruce Wayne
>can't even afford a pulldown machine and has to do pull ups like some park Black person
Tell me you can barely lift yourself from the chair without telling me you can barely lift yourself from the chair
A lot of gym monkeys ironically can't do a single pull up, I never understood why that is
bodyweight shit is a feel good cope for small weak toothpicks
>i-i might not be able to bench to plates b-but look, i can push my non-existent body off the floor many tim---aaaahhhh *gets carried away by gentle breeze*
way to out yourself as a dyel
Honestly superman should have just went to ever Cinemaphile nerd, and the ones that can't do even a single pull up get laser neutered on the spot, not that anyone here was going to reproduce lmao
>*squats 765lbs + chains for reps*
bravo snyder, totally realistic and humanizing
Fat lazy neets aren't really human anyway, so I don't think he minds.
he's on batjuice
Thank goodness for Superman.
What was the point of literally every 80s action movie
>Tell me you can barely lift yourself from the chair without telling me you can barely lift yourself from the chair
You mad, bro? That guy doesn't have to help with his hands when he stands up
peak form
Nerds on Cinemaphile like to pretend to be morally superior when most of them can't even lift 350 pounds, like how can you say your smart when your muscles are dumb
BvS is worse than josstice league. Probably one of the worst films ever made
>is that a super fast invincible freak created in a laboratory? Better punch more boulders
Yeah because a pea shooter would help so much
The boulder did move though
>OP cries about his Type 2 Diabetes
Fuaaark that looks fricking delicious. Just missing some beef.
do you want some fricking pasta with that parmesan?
BvS is comfy depression kino, but it very much is a Zack Snyder film. In every scene there's always like 10 things that don't make sense.
There was also too much superman and not enough batman in BvS. I wanted to see the Lexcorp kryptonite heist instead of seeing Clark Kent walk about some mountains and talk to his ghost dad.
but for me the biggest ??? moment is how inhaling copious amounts of a lethal substances only reduces superman's strength to human levels. Here I thought writers had spent 70 years establishing how kryptonite was superman's lethal weakness and not just something that makes him tired for 5 minutes.
Also how the kryptonian ship has the security levels of an iphone. Just get someone's fingerprints (why didn't he just chop off Zod's hand altogether?) and you can hack into their 90 000 year old technology no problem.
>Here I thought writers had spent 70 years establishing how kryptonite was superman's lethal weakness and not just something that makes him tired for 5 minutes.
quit lying. you know better than that
Where does kryptonite rank in the danger zoner of say between "peanuts", which are lethal to some by just touching them and rubbing your nose or eye, and "common household dust" which just makes people sneeze a bit.
Would it be like.... cat hair tier? or one of those meme food allergies where people just get diarrhea for an afternoon.
DCEU Superman was something. Even with Kryptonite in his system he managed to tank alot of damage pointblank and with that he seemed fine after the Kryptonite spear was thrown to the side out of range lol.
It's almost as if it was written that way because in the next scene he has to go fight doomsday.
Like I said, kryptonite in his bloodstream from entering his lungs is fine he barely has an allergic reaction to it but getting poked with a spear? ACK
It’s almost like these movies are made to spread a controlled message, not make sense.
now lets see you do a pull-up fatass
Yeah and he won. Cope troony
>There was a time above... a time before. There were perfect things... diamond absolutes. How things fall, things on Earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie.
>and what falls
>is fallen
Whoa... only the mind of Snyder could ponder such deep subjects...
>be me
>Lex Luthor
>super smart, rich billionaire with a head full of hair
>like Jolly Ranchers
>hire bunch of gays to kill hostages in some frick off African nation to frame Superman
>genius plan
>super secret mission, no one can know
>give them bullets that can ONLY be traced back to LexCorp
Very smart movie.
>kill people with bullets
The American Media:
>was this superman who did this using his bullet powers?
Bravo, snyder
>stop batman from pursuing criminals
>criminals drive away, superman flies away
consider this mercy
Stop falling for this psyop. There’s no such thing as entertainment, just propaganda. The whole line of movies are about Superman’s story mocking biblical themes.
People literally worship the guy in the movies, and so did the League eventually after he died.
Don't forget he also used his uh flame-breath powers which are indistinguishable from flame throwers
Batman should be a detective ninja.
Not Bane.
biggest problem with Batman and DCU is dragging it too close to realism, Batman doesn't work in a realistic setting
Ben was not a good Batman. I thought he sucked and looked goofy as hell in that suit.
>oh no! is that man exercising?? Better make fun of him
OP you are a homosexual.
BVS is one of the worst films in existence. It’s so fricking bad that I wanted nothing to do with DC after.
He was a moronic cuck in these films. Then he was a full on joke in the JossLeague movie.
Twilight Batman was better than him, and he was moronic in his own movie too.
>There are comicgays in this thread.
No one gives a frick about what goes in dead capeshit comics.
it's okay when anime does it?
>alien who can be in your room in two seconds if he wishes to, and kill you with one punch
>extremely buff rich guy with 160iq
why is this even a contest, why do you even watch this, why do you even care?
Why do people ignore the blatant Superman god worship in these films? You’ll question everything about Superman like the neck snap but not that.
modern mythology.
So people see Superman as god and expect that. That’s a little disturbing don’t you think?
not really no.
He's feeling those good vibrations and so is Ellen.
Here’s the reason why a spear was used.
So because the constant "hello sir redeem" posts weren't working now we just whine because Batman is exercising? Okay. Hope this one works out. Snyder still made kino. But I hope this attempt will convince me it's all bad.
Snyder’s Superman was powerful and kino as frick. Too bad Warnerbros is shit.