Elves actually can respawn, they get sent to the 'Halls of Mandos" where there souls slowly heal over time, and then can reenter middle earth good-ish as new, kinda world weary though.
Orcs are descendants of elves, so there's some speculation that there souls just get horked back into the big ol' shit pot from whence they all seem to spill. And they get to respawn themselves, either in the form of a new little orcling, or in the orc frick pit we see in the two towers that isn't really explained well.
They are also dumb as shit, and have virtually no sense of self preservation.
Why didn't the orcs lined up beside him use their shields to protect him from arrows like the orcs advancing towards the gate? Blowing up the weak point was a big part of their strategy and they just leave the torchbearer to huff and puff down a straight line, only succeeding due to sheer alpha chad willpower and legolas' inability to hit one killing shot despite firing three frickin arrows
>employ testudo formation to reach the wall and batter it down, safe from arrows and debris >need to blow up the wall? Just have some guy run with a torch from the back lines lol
DONT WORRY ILL FIREBALL THE ORC, oh wait Nevermind I can’t do that, and I have no cool spells even though I’m a wizard angel, instead I’ll make my staff shine like a flashlight at him and try to make him trip on a rock or something
She’s right though. You just know he gets no pussy because his chud views and mindset. He’d probably do well If he acted normal and wasn’t a neo fascist larper. Turns out women don’t just care that you look good chud.
I'm guessing the orcs don't get afterlife or anything so what was his motivation?
First dibs on new menu choices
fun
to ride shiny and eternal
witnesed
he had to get it on
you think kamikazes or durkas do?
The afterlife obviously. No one told that irc he was getting 72 elf virgins for blowing up that wall
The japs don’t really doe. Their motivation was make famiry and country proud. Orcs probably just want to make based sauron proud and dab on humans
Cocaine.
Dabbing on r*han fricking shits was probably a reward of its own.
Elves actually can respawn, they get sent to the 'Halls of Mandos" where there souls slowly heal over time, and then can reenter middle earth good-ish as new, kinda world weary though.
Orcs are descendants of elves, so there's some speculation that there souls just get horked back into the big ol' shit pot from whence they all seem to spill. And they get to respawn themselves, either in the form of a new little orcling, or in the orc frick pit we see in the two towers that isn't really explained well.
They are also dumb as shit, and have virtually no sense of self preservation.
>BUMP HIM, LEGOLAS!
No, I've got him. Check these.
fricking useless faramir as always
Leave him be, father. He tries his best and you know this in your heart.
pew pew
tripolas
SHOOT HIM
Tell me, where is Quadalf, for I much desire to reply to him.
I miss this little homie like you wouldn't believe
>BRING HIM DOWN
Why didn't the orcs lined up beside him use their shields to protect him from arrows like the orcs advancing towards the gate? Blowing up the weak point was a big part of their strategy and they just leave the torchbearer to huff and puff down a straight line, only succeeding due to sheer alpha chad willpower and legolas' inability to hit one killing shot despite firing three frickin arrows
probably had like 50 other torchbearers tbf
Not so fast fricko
Not so fast!
Rohan shall never fall!
t. same guy who said the Titanic would never sink
Only trips can stop the Uruk berserker!
We've already had trips
We've had one, yes, what about second trips?
I don't think he's heard of second trips, pip
That still only counts as one(s)!
Toss me.
This was obviously an allegory for muslims right?
it was an allegory for the olympic summer games
>employ testudo formation to reach the wall and batter it down, safe from arrows and debris
>need to blow up the wall? Just have some guy run with a torch from the back lines lol
'TIS ME I SHALL RANGE THE TARGET
DONT WORRY ILL FIREBALL THE ORC, oh wait Nevermind I can’t do that, and I have no cool spells even though I’m a wizard angel, instead I’ll make my staff shine like a flashlight at him and try to make him trip on a rock or something
(Forgot pic)
I never got why gandalf was perceived as all-powerful when he didn't really do anything.
Like give me a lightning bolt or something Tolkien
Gandalf is just King from OPM.
Sage
Never trust an elf
She’s right though. You just know he gets no pussy because his chud views and mindset. He’d probably do well If he acted normal and wasn’t a neo fascist larper. Turns out women don’t just care that you look good chud.
not on my watch filthy orc scum