Huge drop off after the first two. Chris Columbus knew how to make magic.

Huge drop off after the first two. Chris Columbus knew how to make magic.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half Blood Prince was good

    So was Goblet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So was Goblet
      Globet was trash

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's tweenkino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        goblet is kino
        >death eaters doing scummy shit during the world cup
        >international schools being introduced
        >barty crouch...JR!
        >snape cucking students during the yule ball

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goblet is the best one. Bookgays who wanted a subplot about house slave elves and a dragon fight that lasted two seconds can't apprwciate it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          goblet had some stuff going for it but they botched the entire final maze segment due to the book just being too long for one film

          they did voldemorts return and death eaters better than any other film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HBP was a pile of shite, ruined arguably the best book in the series and removed/changed far too much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a bookgay, so I enjoyed it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough I could see that, it just altered too much for me to not get pissed off like the autist I am

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are all good, but ironically Cuaron's movie is the best while also stripping the movie of some of the magic of the first two.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 and 5 are the worst ones.... you can make a case for 7 and 8 too but at least they delivered on "spectacle" for a franchise of this scale

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is an obvious contrarian homosexual shitpost, but in case you truly are moronic, 3 is by far the best.
        It's the only one that can be watched completely independently of all other movies and still be pure kino.
        Not to mentioned how technically perfect it is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up alfonso its shit and you probably did irreparable damage to the franchise is the truth with your grimdark loser shit
          best movies are quite obviously chamber of secrets and goblet of fire, although philosophers stone is quite good too
          now I know you spend a lot of time drooling and this post of mine will probably make you scrunch your face up and drool a little harder, but just remember to take your time and breathe slowly when typing your response. I'm the on at risk here remember, my iq is under a great enough threat just conversing with you as it is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >now I know you spend a lot of time drooling and this post of mine will probably make you scrunch your face up and drool a little harder, but just remember to take your time and breathe slowly when typing your response. I'm the on at risk here remember, my iq is under a great enough threat just conversing with you as it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      last two movies did nothing for me unironically

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like 7 quite a bit but 8 sort of fumbled the ending IMO. Weird because it's the same director, but 7 and 8 feel very different. Yates said he went for a more blockbuster tone with 8 and it shows. Not enough atmosphere, slightly more cliche and sloppy writing, etc.
        Also how could you take out Harry's final speech to Voldemort from the books. Come on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's just the story
          doesn't do it for me idk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never liked the third one much and don't understand why it's rated as the best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a well executed time loop story. Plus the part where harry saves himself. (We have all the power we need deep inside ourselves.) And that's pretty much all I got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello Alfonso

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only good harry potter movie is the 1st one, the other 6 are complete trash and utterly soulless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Seriously why are there no buildings? The entire place looks like a celtic ruin.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the later movies so edgy and grimdark? It just felt weird and cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its something that happened to all movies around 2010 and beyond. I watch Something's Gotta Give - that silly 90s Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton movie and I was amazed at how warm and cheerful the lighting was. I think I'm going to stop watching anything made beyond 2003

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They grew up so they turned the comfy children movies into teenage dramas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      David Yates thought the more powerful Voldy got, the more gray you make everything. Just dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how the books went. There was a certain innocent magic to the book stories 1+2 also. After that it gets too convoluted. But yeah, stylistically movies 1+2 were the best too. Before the actors went through puberty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why are movies about wizard Hitler roaming free grim dark
      Truly a mystery for the ages

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Huge drop off after the first two
    3 is the best by far

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an obvious contrarian homosexual shitpost, but in case you truly are moronic, 3 is by far the best.
      It's the only one that can be watched completely independently of all other movies and still be pure kino.
      Not to mentioned how technically perfect it is.

      Cuaroncels, just leave. He had no understanding of the wizarding world and derailed the franchise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TAKE IT AWAY ERN'

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chris columbus is a punk b***h

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1, 2, 4, 3, 6, 7 Pt 2, 7 Pt 1 and 5 is the true ranking. Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are the Houses ranked

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason #4 is the only one I ever liked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the 4th one was always my favourite book.

      1, 2, 4, 3, 6, 7 Pt 2, 7 Pt 1 and 5 is the true ranking. Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are the Houses ranked

      >Hufflepuff above Ravenclaw
      why? there are literally 0 interesting Hufflepuff characters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the 4th book was really good too. For me 4, 1 & 2 were the ones I remember fondly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >4, 1 & 2
          patrician taste. the fifth one also had some fun world-building and the umbridge parts were very funny, but the whole DA and Voldemort trying to mentally possess Harry plot wasn't as well written as the pervious books. I liked how jkr made harry's dad a bully though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was Snape the original incel?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes and he should've been bullied by the marauders more

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goblet of fire posters
    dawg, that was the beginning of the end. The only good choices that made was casting Pattinson and giving Jonny Greenwood a cameo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf that's when the books turned from magic into grimdark edgy teen drama too, the films couldnt have stayed loyal to the source material without going that route. Obviously turning everything grey was a lazy choice but Goblet got most of the things right, unlike the fifth movie which is impossible to follow if you are not familiar with the books. Goblet was also around when Dumbledore turned into a broken, grumpy old man from the cool old wizard he used to be and Gambon did his work well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's my boy!!! That"s my son!!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every Chris Columbus movie by 2002

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adventures in babysitting
      kinda feel a bit sick to my stomach when thinking about that movie

      i hope we get to torture the people that ruined this country

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calm down big boy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not worked up, just saying

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn’t Malfoy in the poster or maybe even snape or quirrell in a cloak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malfoy is a minor character

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can notice an actual evolution from 1 to 2, after that the movies were very inconsistent. Cuarón was not really interested in being part of a franchise, he did what he wanted regardless of what he would have to leave to the rest (not explaining who the marauders are, how Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban, what happened to Time Turner)

    Even with the last 4 movies, which are directed by the same person, they are inconsistent with each other.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chamber is the best movie and book imo. Overall the first three books had a light gothic horror element that's missing in the rest of the series but carries over well to film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid/teenager I used to hate Chamber of Secrets, found is boring, but I've come to appreciate it more and more as I've gotten older and it's now one of my favourites.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the one about the downs kid giving the nerd a sock

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Books:
    >God Tier
    Half Blood Prince
    >Great Tier
    Deathly Hallows, Goblet of Fire
    >Good Tier
    Order of the Phoenix, Prisoner of Azkaban
    >Fine Tier
    Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God Tier
      GoB, CoS
      >Great Tier
      Sorcerer's Stone, Deathly Hallows
      >Acceptable Tier
      Order of the Phoenix, Prisoner of Azkaban
      >Shit tier
      Half blood prince

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All facades dropped and all posturing aside, are there any other autistic HP tards here? I once considered doing a long write-up ranking every single chapter in the series. Big undertaking but I think I'd enjoy it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do it anon

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They kinda work better as kids films compared to adult films, which is what the last few films were kinda trying to be

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to kill Yates (in Minecraft)

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