Ellen seems oddly fond of her consistently ugly and hideous hair. Even now, after all the ab etching, jaw implants, chemicals of all kinds, she still won't get a wig, or do anything about her shitty hair
Women are very weak to peer pressure, so no doubt she had a bunch of dirty rats whispering terrible advice in her ear in Hollywood. It got so bad that she didn't even need people to do it, the voices in her head took care of it for her, after she punched herself in the face several times. I wish I could have seen that, Ellen repeatedly punching her own face for days
In most of the comic run up to the '90s, Wolverine was a turbo manlet. So this casting would actually work. In the 2000s he was drawn normal size but there were still cracks about his height. Not sure about 2010s and now. Once I got to high school I stopped completely with capeshit.
>manlet
Wolverine was very short but also very strong with big muscles and hair everywhere. Meanwhile, even with her homosexual tattoos and fake 6-pack, Page still looks femenine and will be veganally raped to death if she ever went to a men's prison.
Imagine spending all of that time fantasizing about being a man only to discovery that skinny weak manlet mode is a waking nightmare every day that you endure just well enough to keep from killing yourself until one day you inevitably follow through.
She's not going to realize this because she'll never have to work some minimum wage as some manlet loser and she's just going to date lesbians anyway. She's a millionaire, she's never going to have the experience of a short dude anyway.
I doubt lesbians bother with them anymore. The description of the girls he currently sees according to the book sound like golddiggers. Once the fame and work runs out, this will probably end in a tragic suicide.
Her kitty is likely the source of her woes because it attracted all the Hollywood israelites to prey on her over the years. Transitioning into a hideous little mutant might have been her way of escape
She was a shitty person even when she was a teen. If she would've been raped in Hollywood, she would have definitely put it in her book. She throws friends under the bus, she would have no problem naming producers.
According to the rumors, she fell in with lesbians when making that horrible roller skating movie and they brainwashed her and pushed her into her decline. When they say that gays groom young people and act like a cult, they're not lying. Lesbos in particular will descend on any straight woman in their friend group if they even show a hint of emotional issues or are showing signs of need.
I have to tell you this is all hilarious to me because I'm an oldgay and I remember back when Inception was released this whole board was obsessed with Elliot Page
Now every white actress is constantly shill spammed that they are unattractive to such a ridiculous extent that it is apparent foreign agents are helping destroy western media (aside from the israelites doing it).
The bogging alone is absolute proof of it happening.
I respect him for what he has become. passes enough for me. I remember when he was a girl in Juno, Super, and Inseption and thinking about how cute she was. It's a conflicting feeling.
I want to fight this dude so badly. He clearly thinks he's the man but I'd literally punch his stupid smug face in. Would also love to do it in front of his girlfriend and then take her home and give her the rogering of her life. I'm talking ten hours of non-stop fricking where she's left walking like John Wayne. Something her stupid looking midget boyfriend never gives her.
Why is hisher idea of a man just wearing wifebeaters and chains. It's like mtf trannies who slap pigtails on their disgusting, greasy, balding 50 year-old man hair, wear their grandma's floral pattern dress and think *yup, that's what a woman looks like*
If she was a "cismale" with that look the libs would deem her a homosexual and they are too scared to be "transphobes" to admit thats actually a gay male look
a MTF troony would be more like Wolverine because a MTF troony who has a fake neo-vegana has a hole which is trying to heal itself similar to how wolverine's body tries to heal itself.
Because there is an implicit statement being made: That men somehow have it easier, that it's an upgrade to go from a woman to a man, that if she had only been born a man she'd be relevant and not a C-lister.
It's emblematic of the entire way men are viewed in the west right now. That Page is now a complete and total failure, now being judged on "his" merits as an actor and a person, is a living refutation of the aforementioned notion that men have it easy. Page hasn't worked anything that wasn't a voice over in like 3 years.
Because this world is a man's kingdom and if this dude wants to try taking a run at the champ then I'll fricking heem him into dust any day of the week. You hear that Erik or Alan or whatever stupid name you gave yourself!? Want to be a man!? Come fricking get some homosexual, I'll tear you limb from limb.
homie looks funny af
she's so fricking tiny
poor zipper-breasts
What was the Jakester thinking in that very moment
>if i fricked a girl who later became a dude, am i retrospectively gay?
How embarrasing.
>going from cute petite girl to an ugly manlet
why would she do this to herself
whyd she do it? her massive forehead? why didn't she just get hairline surgery or some shit? would've been way more feasible
Ellen seems oddly fond of her consistently ugly and hideous hair. Even now, after all the ab etching, jaw implants, chemicals of all kinds, she still won't get a wig, or do anything about her shitty hair
Women are very weak to peer pressure, so no doubt she had a bunch of dirty rats whispering terrible advice in her ear in Hollywood. It got so bad that she didn't even need people to do it, the voices in her head took care of it for her, after she punched herself in the face several times. I wish I could have seen that, Ellen repeatedly punching her own face for days
Warwick Davis, even in full makeup, looks infinitely more natural and human than Ellen does in that photo
>zipper-breasts
always makes me laff
Grim.
>"Careful, Jake. I just might steal yo gurl ;)"
>"This is my sister."
If the mental illness wasn't enough of a cry for help those tattoos sure are
I don't fricking trust anyone with doodle tattoos
Those tattoos look like notes you'd write on a sticky pad to remind yourself to get milk or something.
Wolverine is not THAT short
For a while Wolverine was a shoot 5' nothing.
In most of the comic run up to the '90s, Wolverine was a turbo manlet. So this casting would actually work. In the 2000s he was drawn normal size but there were still cracks about his height. Not sure about 2010s and now. Once I got to high school I stopped completely with capeshit.
>manlet
Wolverine was very short but also very strong with big muscles and hair everywhere. Meanwhile, even with her homosexual tattoos and fake 6-pack, Page still looks femenine and will be veganally raped to death if she ever went to a men's prison.
yeah dude wolverine has always been short
Is she doing a Memento remake
So much trans joy
Warwickpilled
I could have saved her
Destruction, corruption, madness. What deeply evil times we live in.
Crawlingggg in my skinnnn
This buccal fat will not heallll
>But with new Joker brand, I get a grin, agin and agin
left looks sexual, right looks like Romney in his dinner with Trump
cillian murphy’s mini me
He's finally the correct midget size for all the comic book fans. Lmao
A lot of those morons hate Jackman
>is an ex-man
Checks out
>Mom
>Spike
>Coffee mug
Did Ellen watch WB cartoons or something for tattoo ideas?
Imagine spending all of that time fantasizing about being a man only to discovery that skinny weak manlet mode is a waking nightmare every day that you endure just well enough to keep from killing yourself until one day you inevitably follow through.
my favourite part about ftm trannies is that its socially ok to fight them
its just a fun fair fisticuff bout between 2 bros right hehhehehhe
She's not going to realize this because she'll never have to work some minimum wage as some manlet loser and she's just going to date lesbians anyway. She's a millionaire, she's never going to have the experience of a short dude anyway.
I doubt lesbians bother with them anymore. The description of the girls he currently sees according to the book sound like golddiggers. Once the fame and work runs out, this will probably end in a tragic suicide.
I believe that Elliot Page was born a male, was made a troony girl for israeli producers to rape, then transitioned back into being male.
Adam Sandler as Wolverine
That person looks fricking weird. Like my brain is saying "this isn't right, something went wrong".
she is trying way, WAY too hard
Eliot was already horribly miscast in the xmen films. I have never seen an actress with less pride in her kitty.
Her kitty is likely the source of her woes because it attracted all the Hollywood israelites to prey on her over the years. Transitioning into a hideous little mutant might have been her way of escape
She was a shitty person even when she was a teen. If she would've been raped in Hollywood, she would have definitely put it in her book. She throws friends under the bus, she would have no problem naming producers.
According to the rumors, she fell in with lesbians when making that horrible roller skating movie and they brainwashed her and pushed her into her decline. When they say that gays groom young people and act like a cult, they're not lying. Lesbos in particular will descend on any straight woman in their friend group if they even show a hint of emotional issues or are showing signs of need.
It is a cult they even come for lesbians who say they don’t like penis and gay men who don’t like vegana
I couldn’t take her seriously as a guy in film.
Would be perfect
Despite being "male" it gets commonly female tattoos.
I have to tell you this is all hilarious to me because I'm an oldgay and I remember back when Inception was released this whole board was obsessed with Elliot Page
people literally said she was a man daily
nah, it was all ''why is she so perfect'' and ''my waifu'' posting
Cope
Damn hes bulked up what are those arms ? Theyve got to be a few inch , hes stacked roided up brah
Now every white actress is constantly shill spammed that they are unattractive to such a ridiculous extent that it is apparent foreign agents are helping destroy western media (aside from the israelites doing it).
The bogging alone is absolute proof of it happening.
I respect him for what he has become. passes enough for me. I remember when he was a girl in Juno, Super, and Inseption and thinking about how cute she was. It's a conflicting feeling.
I want to fight this dude so badly. He clearly thinks he's the man but I'd literally punch his stupid smug face in. Would also love to do it in front of his girlfriend and then take her home and give her the rogering of her life. I'm talking ten hours of non-stop fricking where she's left walking like John Wayne. Something her stupid looking midget boyfriend never gives her.
Where are the cutting scars?
there's the zipperbreasts under the shirt and there's the brain damage from punching ximself in the head repeatedly
pussy
i gotta say he is looking pretty manly these days
>manly
I'd dropkick him through that window and turn his swagger into a stagger.
trans are so cringe
I can't wait until they all die out
Why is hisher idea of a man just wearing wifebeaters and chains. It's like mtf trannies who slap pigtails on their disgusting, greasy, balding 50 year-old man hair, wear their grandma's floral pattern dress and think *yup, that's what a woman looks like*
It's almost like they're compensating for something
>When I become a man all of life's and Hollywood's doors will open for me
>Yes, here I am, the 4'6" 57lbs leading man you asked for! Hello?
This ugly manlet kidnapped /ourgirl/ Ellen and locked her in a basement...GIB BACK ELLEN YOU MADMAN!
Where's my waifu Ellen and why everyone keep posting his evil manlet twin?
>everyone has already memory-holed the silicon abs
they're real breh. Ellen has always had abs because she eats like 400 calories per day due to vegan diet. She had abs in hard candy.
>Stoos wearing makeup
>Gets tattoos
Cringe
Tattoos are makeup which cant be washed off and not what the typical male has
>none of us saved her
pain
Also ACT
So uh, what aspects of masculinity is Elly channeling? Big biceps and trying look intimidating? Isn’t that toxic masculinity? Hmm
If she was a "cismale" with that look the libs would deem her a homosexual and they are too scared to be "transphobes" to admit thats actually a gay male look
Wolverine more like manletnevernoween
a MTF troony would be more like Wolverine because a MTF troony who has a fake neo-vegana has a hole which is trying to heal itself similar to how wolverine's body tries to heal itself.
trans wolverine sounds like a nick mullen bit
lol, you just made me visualize a troon Wolverine who cuts off his new dick with his claws every morning
I didn't believe in metaphysical evil until the Ellen Page saga
whoever is responsible for this is evil
On a serious note, Glenn Howerton.
He was my choice for Reed Richards before they announced Reddit Pascal
he's a dogshit actor though, how are you gonna plan around that
Why do you care so much
He can call himself whatever the frick he wants
Because there is an implicit statement being made: That men somehow have it easier, that it's an upgrade to go from a woman to a man, that if she had only been born a man she'd be relevant and not a C-lister.
It's emblematic of the entire way men are viewed in the west right now. That Page is now a complete and total failure, now being judged on "his" merits as an actor and a person, is a living refutation of the aforementioned notion that men have it easy. Page hasn't worked anything that wasn't a voice over in like 3 years.
Because this world is a man's kingdom and if this dude wants to try taking a run at the champ then I'll fricking heem him into dust any day of the week. You hear that Erik or Alan or whatever stupid name you gave yourself!? Want to be a man!? Come fricking get some homosexual, I'll tear you limb from limb.
And people can call her whatever they want. Why do you care?
you must think you are real funny dont you chuddie chud?
most grim timeline for poor Ellen
do FtM not realize how much suffering it is to be a balding manlet?