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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bump if you're reading.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just Royal Magician
      Oof

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They got married? Neat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they got married during Empyre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer homosexual hair
      EVERY TIME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tim has the same haircut.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've said this before but these were the wrong gays to invite, Mr. Trujillo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >letshaveakiki
      Eh, I'm not up on slang but this feels outdated already. Am I wrong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its an old comic reprint

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its an old comic reprint

        kiki was already outdated by the time this came out, plus i couldnt ever imagine Billy saying it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is a dinner party gay? Don't actual gays find this desperate pandering to them offensive?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So did "super Husband" Kyle purposefully throw a nuke at the relationship on purpose to convince them to cheat on each other?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're so gay bobby

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the dialogue so painfully inhuman? Its like it was written by an AI, or some kind of stunted emulation of a man who's never known the touch of another human being

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Goebig
      >go big
      Really, that’s the best they could come up with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goebig kinda cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dumps the twink for an even fatter uglier bear
      Disgustingly based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that I want to frick this stupidly named one eyed Hulkling Thanos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Goebig or go home.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing that could turn Teddy into a bottom is a 7 foot tall mountain of a man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tags: ugly bastard

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel has fallen to making webtoon tier yaoi. Speaks for itself honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >webtoon
      It is a reprint of an Infinity comic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes people don't seem to realize that this is literally a print of Marvels online webtoon line that came out last year. It was one of the first ones that debuted actually, a smart choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly webtoon tier yaoi gets better numbers than Marvel books these days.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He flies all over the city like that, flashing everyone his dick and ass?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin' Earth, man. I hate those buttholes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Earth may as well be the point in the multiverse where every cosmic evil is trying to invade or frick over everything from.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's ALWAYS Earth.
      Man, don't I know it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not quite For the Man Who Has Everything, but it could be.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hecate is sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that's cold

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The art is too rounded and soft.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, they make wiccan and Hulkling look way too young to be married

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's like a weird, stock "gay" art style that a lot of these LGBT stories from the Big 2 use. It's gay in a different way from yaoi stuff. Something about looking at it just pisses me off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are really young though. They're like 21-23 max.

          that art style makes then look like 25 years old japanese boys and its weird, the tim drake pride shit had the same art style and they gave tim these weird dick sucking lips, it really feels like fujoshi pandering

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            frick me i meant 15 years old japanese boys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tim is still forever 17 so 15 isn't much of a stretch I guess. He is a nerd after all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Comics should unironically do more fujo pandering if they actually want to take some of the manga audience/have a female audience. That starts with having their men not be constantly fugly. Poor Jason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think its what they think gay guys are attracted to. Like generic instagram model twinks and shit with big lips. Jon has these really weird big eyelashes too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That comic isn't meant to appeal to gay men, stupid. Its meant to appeal to much larger and more lucrative audience.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              AND DEM DICK SUCKING LIPS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I definitely do tend to like twink-ish, femme dudes the most. Pickier about buff guys. All about the face and personality there. None of this art's really doing it for me though.

              That comic isn't meant to appeal to gay men, stupid. Its meant to appeal to much larger and more lucrative audience.

              Yeah. The Robin story isn't made for any sort of actual, concrete audience. It's there so comics journalists can pat them on the back. Maybe mainstream media outlets will be like "teehee, they made Robin gay. That's so empowering." And of course the culture war morons will bite on that bait too and make some clickbait youtube videos and stuff. It's just a PR piece one way or the other, like any Pride-specific comics.

              I personally want a return to Wertham shitposting. But, that's just me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Robin story isn't made for any sort of actual, concrete audience
                Its made for batfam fujos. The same audience the writer came from.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm honestly surprised they haven't tried to cash in sooner. Batfam has the largest female fandom in comics by a long shot. WFA was specifically made for them and its incredibly successful. Theres a big fujoshi market there thats never been tapped.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          that art style makes then look like 25 years old japanese boys and its weird, the tim drake pride shit had the same art style and they gave tim these weird dick sucking lips, it really feels like fujoshi pandering

          I think Jon has it worse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jon looks the best by far in this montage though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bottom right John looks like he came out of one of those 2000s meme gay porn comics. Some really "itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat" vibes.

            It's weird how much more tolerant I'd be of this shit if they just hired a good artist. Like, they already let Ricken do covers for DC. Could they not just let her do interiors?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just compare how they used to draw gay romance to in the past year or two. They've definitely been getting inspiration from fujos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Half-assed inspiration. Comes off as some sort of weird middle ground because of an unwillingness to stray too far from the DC house style.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are really young though. They're like 21-23 max.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More unrealistic than superpowers. They needed a story or two where they were split up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't they had multiple stories where they've split up? Their whole thing is that they are high school sweethearts that are obsessed with each other.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing more than a typical spat. No stories where they were legit just off doing their own thing.

              [...]
              that art style makes then look like 25 years old japanese boys and its weird, the tim drake pride shit had the same art style and they gave tim these weird dick sucking lips, it really feels like fujoshi pandering

              The Tim story was definitely more in line with fujoshi sensibilities, but man. You'd be hard-pressed to find a fujoshi that could stomach this art.

              t.gay who routinely gets mistaken for one online because of his taste in BL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Their fanbase went absolutely insane when they briefly fought. Separating them takes away from their appeal. Might as well marry them. I would like them to date around though, just cause I think Billy dating like Iceman for an issue would be funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think they're around the 20 - 22 range now. Which to be fair is still pretty young to be married. But in terms of looks, yeah, every gay has to look like a twink now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >every gay has to look like a twink now
          Hulkling has never, and still does not, look like a twink. Wiccans whole thing is being a fem gay twink and hes not nearly twink enough here because western comics refuse to let men be twinks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Said it before I could say it. Western creatives have issues with male femininity. You just don't see a lot of fem twinks, or any really, in Western media.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that so much. In last years DC pride special they twinkified Midnighter and Apollo
          MIDNIGHTER AND APOLLO
          I unironically think there is conspiracy to portray every gay in the media as harmless uwu soft boy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. DC refuses to draw a real twink in favor of their 1 type fits all hypermasculine body type.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're still drawn as jacked. But, they've definitely been softened up a bit personality wise. Midnighter especially. He hasn't been cool since the Wildstorm days. I hated the solo series he had and I'll unironically recommend the Ennis solo series before I'd recommend that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That type of guy thinks anyone who isn't 100 pounds overweight is a twink.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure what you mean. While M&A didn't get their own story, we were given this artwork. They don't appear to be twinks.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think twink is the wrong word but they've been softened up. I think "softboy" is a better term than twink. Cause even Wiccan isn't really a twink now. They all have these really soft uwu faces.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It legit looks like a Yaoi Doujin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't at all. It looks like tumblr 2012 era western slash fandom fanart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actually yeah you're right. It looks more like a deviantart webcomic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't.

        Their fanbase went absolutely insane when they briefly fought. Separating them takes away from their appeal. Might as well marry them. I would like them to date around though, just cause I think Billy dating like Iceman for an issue would be funny.

        That's lame. I don't think they necessarily have to sleep around. Iceman's a bit too old for Billy too. At least in my opinion. I know big agegaps are not uncommon in the gay scene, but they really make me uncomfortable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yaoi is literally known for its characteristic sharp lines and faces. And large hands. They are a metaphor for dicks since you can't show them in Japanese media.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, at least she's not evil for no reason just because synergy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does this mean we're getting another SW ongoing with agatha at the forefront?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >consider it a wedding gift
      Why, thanks, Maleficent, you're too kind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hulkling's ideal guy is fat
      Oh no he's a chubby chaser. Fat Wiccan arc incoming. Nikkocado Wiccocado is the future.

      I feel bad for these dudes. Haven't had a good artist since Cheung.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Haven't had a good artist since Cheung.
        I don't agree. They looked great when drawn by Schiti, Frigeri, and Caselli.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hulkling's ideal guy is fat
        >Oh no he's a chubby chaser.
        It's gonna be Butterball. Calling it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh Agatha's around again now? I'm guessing just for MCU Synergy reasons?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

      Motherfricker just went and magicked an entire alternate universe into being. That's what happens when kids play videogames.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So... They still exist? They're coming back at some point? This issue wasn't just a meaningless distraction and also Agatha Harkness?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, there's gonna be more?
      I like their new costumes though.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why comics fricking suck now.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gays are based. Frick women

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >giving Wiccan a hairy chest
    Twinkchads... we lost.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick buys this kind of comics, did the atomization from the market is that big?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are free webcomics that came out ~9 months ago meant to sell marvels new webcomic. Due to this comics popularity (and the fact that its pride month) it got a physical reprint. How is this difficult to comprehend?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hulkling and Wiccan have multiple ways to make a baby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not now, Kamala.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THEY NEED TO BREED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There will be a weird official mpreg fetish comic before there's an official sissification/feminization one

          Feels bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does Wiccan need to steal another peice of Mephisto to make his gay baby?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Teddy can just lay an egg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1. Wiccan magics himself a vegana and gets Teddy to frick him right in the pussy
        2. Teddy shapeshifts a womb
        3. Teddy asks his royal scientist for an artificial womb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wiccan has his mothers powers, he can just snap them into existence. Will probably cause some drama though I guess.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Eventually the universe will be nothing but chaos magic babies. This is all part of Wanda's plan

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Gobig and random npc from Hades

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This story is going to continue though, it says so on the last page.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RIP anyways

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >there is a reality where i love you, and i remember loving you, and i never had a reason not to love you, but i never really broke up with my other alt-reality bf so im just going to let you be a ghost forever
          Pretty brutal ngl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sucks to be that guy.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think this is gonna lead to an open relationship? Or is it open already? IDK Hulkling and Wiccan seem like the type to have threesomes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they're going in that direction, and I don't think it's open already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not. Open relationships are pure cringe.

      >Hulkling's ideal guy is fat
      >Oh no he's a chubby chaser.
      It's gonna be Butterball. Calling it now.

      Fat gay bastard NTR would be too funny. Some real Legend of the Blue Wolves vibes.

      The only thing that could turn Teddy into a bottom is a 7 foot tall mountain of a man.

      Sometimes, a dude just wants to be held.

      I'm 6' foot and sometimes I think it'd be really nice to be with someone bigger than me. I mostly go for just uber femme twinks, but I'd love to have some big, muscular sissy wife (male) or something.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actually like these characters
    >this cover
    Please frick, let the comic be better.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Billy, you got to admit this is a little fricked up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I didn't know you appeared on Cinemaphile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Original run Young Avengers were some fun times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The original run and the stuff associated with it like Children's Crusade and the Runaways crossover are the only actual good runs. Gillen and McKelvie's run was a little too "How do you do fellow kids?" for me combined with McKelvie's stiff, frickdoll art.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At least we had those edits.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The edits where they'd swap out the dialogue with shit from Teahouse still make me laugh when I think about them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly I can't find that one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thought this was my edit
                >it's not
                >don't feel like turning on my comp
                Alas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here I also have a pokemon one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. First one was closer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >McKelvie's stiff, frickdoll art
            His characters looked like they belonged in goddamn Archer. It was very distracting.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I remember reading an interview that says he's primarily a fashion designer, or at least comes from that sorta background. But man. Even his costumes are nothing that spectacular. And even one of my favorite artists (Mamoru Nagano) comes from a fashion background and his art doesn't look so lifeless.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do all gays cheat on their lovers constantly? Sena Grace's Iceman run was the same shit. I understand how AIDS and Monkeypox spread so quickly in the gay community now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It happens more than anyone likes to admit. The gay community is full of a lot of mentally unhealthy people. I say this as a gay dude. It's unfortunately a community where a lot of the guys just have so much emotional baggage and they sorta revel in it.

      It's weird. It's not hard to get laid. Finding a gay guy that isn't like, a methhead or some weird polyamorous gremlin is just hard.

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