Humiliation Ritual

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Shlomo you've made this a meme so goyim stop noticing it get on with your life

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly makes sense.
    When Timmy first wished to be older he looked like that.
    The Channel Chasers shit was via a wish, and all wishes are removed when they grow to old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OKay so when the main characte rin this version wishes to be older are they gonna be fricked up looking to or are they gonna "glow" up because reasons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Timmy never showed any form of willpower or drive to better himself, and having the fairies didn't do anything to improve him as a person. He was so moronic that he was failing assignments in a post-No Child Left Behind world. There was no chance of him ending up anything but a fat, bald unskilled worker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A dumb kid with poor impulse control that gets everything he wants magically handed to him should grow up to be a gigachad and any other outcome is a plot hole and white genocide.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A dumb kid with poor impulse control that gets everything he wants magically handed to him should grow up to be a gigachad and any other outcome is a plot hole and white genocide.

        Makes the CARTOON character entertaining, so obviously it's forgivable. But obviously the audience still is made to care about them. Spongebob's realistically obnoxious but it's not like we want to see him become homeless and get raped in the ass regularly and live a miserable existence.
        On the contrast, these female self insert "representation" c**ts who are incredibly bland, we're supposed to like them despite being funny or anything just because of your tumblr moral guilttripping?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why modern tumblr shit is so unfunny and dull

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the 10 year old child was a mess of character flaws
        >this of course means that he will never change or mature and will be that way forever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, Timmy's parents are neglectful morons but even then it's really not like you want to see the characters get cancer and alzheimers and shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be a better point if it wasn't canon that he is so averse to the concept of change that he wished the entire planet into a static state for 50 years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd take it as a point if Secret Wish was already something in mind when Channel Chasers was made.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He was so moronic that he was failing assignments in a post-No Child Left Behind world.
        Uhhh, did you say something about a child's behind?
        But there's no way Crocker followed that shit. He reveled in the failure of his students iirc, especially Timmy's.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        City bus drivers actually make a decent salary. He might be a fat slob but it's better than working retail.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it looks like he's a school bus driver though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDNT END UP A GARY STU THIS IS WOKE DEMORALIZATION PROPAGANDA SIGNALIZING THE DECLINE OF THE WEST
      oh yes I support Israel why wouldn’t I haha it’s not like israelites are causing this woke shit and they will make sure the rapture happens

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That stupid fricking catchphrase will never catch on and you know it, just like how nobody says locked or keyed anymore

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should have a nice day now
    We had the outrage fest over this months ago

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand I understand why some people are disappointed in this, we tend to expect bigger endings for protagonists and channel chasers had a great ending for him, and this is pretty underwhelming in comparison.
    But twittergays trying to say that handsome Timmy with two kids gives them "alt-right conservative vibes" or chuds saying that this is humiliating and trying to tie it into the writers hating men or something are both moronic. Culture war bullshit really ruined the way people view things and communicate online and it's maddening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brace yourself, it’s gonna get progressively worse the closer we are to November.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just say "chuds" unironically? At least use a non-gay term like /misc/acks or something

      When do you think we'll get an explicitly anti-white cartoon? No allegories, no stand-ins, just the bloodthirsty end goal of our israeli overlords, cocoa butter glistening black queens and black kings speaking on the WHITE DEVIL, the MAYO MONKEY, the CRACKER RACIST, the incurable unlovable creatures DESERVING of slaughter, with BIG, BLACK wienerS, wobbling about as they do it. Machetes for murder and mulching of white devil babies, and white devil womens raped by FAT BLACK wiener, glistening with pungence and virility, forcibly extinctioning the devils from the land, and taking them to HELL where they belong. The beautiful right side of history, just two hours of KILL WHITEY, just KILL WHITEY IMMEDIATELY

      You know they wanna do this, they just know how that looks so they code it right now. So ten years? 15? I assume once the demographics are set enough they can actively advocate for genocide they'll stop with the masks, this is the only end goal of Hollywood, to commit blood libel on whites and compel non-whites to an erotically broadcasted genocide. War, as sex and righteousness. Every wannabe Rebecca Sugar has an anti-white fantasy cartoon they only hold back on for optics, it boils in their minds like Jesus in shit. They NEED to make the humiliation, they need to be the next great atrocity, to strike out at Amalek with racemongering hate.

      What in the name of gooner fapfiction are you talking about

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you just say "chuds" unironically? At least use a non-gay term like /misc/acks or something
        you're not supposed to like insults
        imagine if a twittergay asked you to stop calling them "gay" and how you would react

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't like it offends me. It's just hearing incel or chud gives me second hand embarrassment from hearing it. Like it's so toothless, it's like hearing a man call somebody a stupid doodoo head.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stupid doodoo head

            It's like the old "soiboi" or "numale" insults, it's just embarrassing babytalk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think we should blow up the planet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to tie it into the writers hating men or something are both moronic

      It is like that though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are part of the problem.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're clearly on one side more than the other

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How dare you notice what I openly say out loud?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are part of the problem.

      You're a dumbass if you think shit like this isn't being done deliberately, they have consultation firms dedicated to this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Timmy was always a selfish little shit head. he didn't deserve a happy ending, and we all know that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But twittergays trying to say that handsome Timmy with two kids gives them "alt-right conservative vibes"
      This literally wasn't even a thing when that came out. It was a joke to make timmy a big buff successul businessman because of how much of a weak loser he always was. you can't retroactively apply an idea to something that didn't even exist at the time. leftards really do like historical revisionism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Complaining about "muh culture war"
      Pound sand, degenerate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't mind Timmy being fat since he's doing something that makes him happy.
      Dragging the ending of Channel Chasers thru the dirt just to own some people is completely moronic but that's something we'd come to expect from modern discourse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One (1, uno, eins, ichi, uma) person said this on Xitter and you’re acting like large groups of people said this.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do you think we'll get an explicitly anti-white cartoon? No allegories, no stand-ins, just the bloodthirsty end goal of our israeli overlords, cocoa butter glistening black queens and black kings speaking on the WHITE DEVIL, the MAYO MONKEY, the CRACKER RACIST, the incurable unlovable creatures DESERVING of slaughter, with BIG, BLACK wienerS, wobbling about as they do it. Machetes for murder and mulching of white devil babies, and white devil womens raped by FAT BLACK wiener, glistening with pungence and virility, forcibly extinctioning the devils from the land, and taking them to HELL where they belong. The beautiful right side of history, just two hours of KILL WHITEY, just KILL WHITEY IMMEDIATELY

    You know they wanna do this, they just know how that looks so they code it right now. So ten years? 15? I assume once the demographics are set enough they can actively advocate for genocide they'll stop with the masks, this is the only end goal of Hollywood, to commit blood libel on whites and compel non-whites to an erotically broadcasted genocide. War, as sex and righteousness. Every wannabe Rebecca Sugar has an anti-white fantasy cartoon they only hold back on for optics, it boils in their minds like Jesus in shit. They NEED to make the humiliation, they need to be the next great atrocity, to strike out at Amalek with racemongering hate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steven Universe is like that already

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No? Not at all.

        I watched that samurai cartoon and the bad guys were caucasian men literally labeled white devils

        That doesn't make it anti-white.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being this blind to BLATANT subtext
          You probably think the goats aren't a stand in for the readers in Umineko

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this blind to BLATANT subtext
            No, it's just you projecting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Steven universe is about a fat white kid immediately fixing a female only matriarchy because all the women around him are overly emotional morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's pretty abnormal, all things considered. You can almost never have a female character be flawed, even to the end of having them be humorous or cartoonish. The eternal Bart Lisa dichotomy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            steven universe only worked BECAUSE all the gems were histrionic morons. there were no characters on there who behaved flawlessly except for maybe sardonyx or sunstone. maybe mr. smiley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You know they wanna do this
      No, they don't. They never did. it's just you projecting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched that samurai cartoon and the bad guys were caucasian men literally labeled white devils

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares
          They're British and therefore homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do amerimutts actually believe this shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Culture war brainrot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this entire victimhood fantasy
      >just so you can scare yourself into a culture war for the benefit of those who control you

      You are the saddest person I've ever seen on this website, and I've seen a lot of suicide notes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I give it a decade. The Proud Family had an episode shaming a white girl for dating a black man because he was out of her league

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horrific read, never post bait again

      Why do amerimutts actually believe this shit

      The engineered tribalistic brainwashing between red & blue went into OVERDRIVE since 2016 and hasn't stepped off the gas since. It's a continuous distraction that gets people too busy crucifying eachother to see anything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boondocks was 20 years ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Untrue.
        Boondocks hated everyone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aaron McGruder has very interesting politics, but I'm pretty sure he isn't anti White. He does seem to be Anti-Miscegenation though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He does seem to be Anti-Miscegenation though.
            I hear this a lot about McGruder but is there any actual evidence of this beyond Tom and Sarah being a joke at the expense of interracial marriage, and even a joke at the expense of the opinions that a large chunk of the black community has towards interracial marriage? They weren't even that unhappy with themselves in the first season. And I was always under the impression that Jazmine was less of a 'stupid biracial kid' archetype and more of the normal kid who didn't quite get Huey's adult-level philosophy bullshit. Sort of the everyman versus the philosophical man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called Proud Family Louder and Prouder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crappy pasta

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is being an actor an humiliation?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ship it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unirronically using an andrew tate term

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are his legs? Is losing them also part of the humilliation ritual?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick Timmy gon do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish for a burner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct her

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le Humiliation Ritual
    Back to >>>Cinemaphile and never return.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's an actor starring in a movie about his favorite franchise. He won way more at life than you.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He's an actor so probably making decent money
    >But he's fat and balding so he lost at life

    So just being dumpy looking is enough to be "humiliated"? Is that why so much of Cinemaphile is angry and lashes out all the time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you imagine the main girl in this is going to end up looking like? Huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you're seething so much you're getting mad at the hypothetical design of a fictional cartoon character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you're just going to completely dodge the question?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I'm going to dodge the schizophrenic's question.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to Cinemaphile, yes. Absolutely.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i take solace in the fact that FOP died before the industry started getting really bad and most of the characters were spared from being dragged through the mud ... at least any worse than they already were in the late seasons

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the niglet grows up to be president or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely, yes.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of Timmy’s futures suck outside of channel chasers at least with this it’s possible that he became somewhat successful and is just fat cause “dude 50s lmao”

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys actually relate and self insert as Timmy? As a kid I thought he was supposed to be a wimpy loser

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't particularly want to see any of the characters end up pathetic and miserable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can a 10 year old really be a loser?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early seasons? Sure. "Kid that gets a hard time from the adults in his life" is as everyman as it gets. The longer it went on, the harder it got to relate to him. Every episode was either him inventing his own problems or actively being malicious, to the point they had to lampshade that he makes more bad wishes than every other child combined.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And in comparison imagine how hard they're going to pull their punches with the new girl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, the show is doomed to be boring and cancelled after the mandatory "we paid for both of these at the same time and now we're stuck with it" 2 seasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was already a teenager by the time the series aired, so no. And honestly most of the characters in it are (intentionally) far removed from being real people that I can't imagine many people self inserting as anybody.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the people who post here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a comic guy. I bet he saved a lot of crimson chin comics

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't in the original series bible or the original scripts. And considering how mad viacom got when that shit was dumped here on Cinemaphile and how big the backlash was against this series and its creators? And considering they moved forward with this series despite that backlash? I can only take a guess about what this is, but I think it's a pretty safe one: This IS a "Humiliation Ritual". It's one aimed at us. I think Timmy being like this is a frick you form the creators and viacom for the sin of knowing about this shit sandwich ahead of time and clearly not liking this series. This is one of those moments where a cartoon creator decides to punish people who don't like something by being weirdly overly aggressive about it and ruining something for fun without any real purpose. Something that ultimately hurts the enjoyment of a series for kids and is just an attempt at a giant middle finger towards people the creators don't like that they think is subtle, but we all see and know what it is because they can't actually write very well and subtlety isn't their strong suit. Remember, most of the people on this show are white kids with rich parents who are fresh out of Calarts.

    It's like that weird shit that they did for TTG and Thundercats Roar (same kinds of show runners, too) where they dedicated like 5 or 6 episodes to just trying to tear into people who didn't like the show for no reason other than petty shit eating.

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    What I'm trying to say is that I think they want us to think this is our fault. Like, this isn't punishment for a character for "being white and male" or whatever the frick people are trying to push. This isn't a political thing. I think this is a really moronic "punishment" by the creators toward us because we dared to say the shit that was presented to us was shit and we weren't even supposed to know about it previously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And considering they moved forward with this series despite that backlash?

      The series was likely done at the same time Netflix was putting out various Nickelodeon spinoffs. They might be airing this out of legal obligation, or because there was genuine interest in it when the workprint was leaked.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Happy at all points we see him
    >Is an actor who gets work
    >Still causes sperg out because he is bald and a little fat
    Pathetic as always Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I'm honestly disappointed people don't see the humor in Timmy getting a good ending but still ending up looking like his original fat balding adult form, it's completely in line with Timmy's character, he's not a completely miserable loser but he's not hyper successful gigachad, he's got a good thing going for himself as an actor/bus driver and seems to really enjoy what he's doing.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a flashback to when this thing leaked months ago. the same idiots are make the same idiotic rage bait thrads.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they even bother to include him in this reboot series?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rage bait/marketing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they honestly do that?
        Sounds very petty?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick am I looking at? What is he sitting in? Or why was his legs amputated below the knees?!?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guy who gets mad over Timmy Turner not being respected

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet mercy for a second I thought they took his legs.
    I guess it’s just a design on his trackpants?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be awesome if they gave him the beetus on top of ruining his life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're likely trackpants

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will be most upsetting is if Cosmo and Wanda don't care that Timmy is a complete loser.
    Why would Butch greenlight this idea that Timmy is a bum bus driver now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think Butch gives a shit about anything.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the 'MC of western animated show grows up to be a massive loser' the stereotype in literally every show?
    Bart was basically always depicted as a Loser in Simpsons flash-forwards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats probably because of da joos tooo

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am impressed at the sheer amount of schizo posters in this thread.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until we get the expose on Timmy Turner molesting the young female starlets?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back.

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