Hundreds of Beavers

Why is no one discussing this absolute kino?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like one of those weird Chinese videos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It looks like one of those weird Chinese videos

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reddit tier lolsorandumbxDDD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >lolsorandumbxDDD
      Each gag is well set up, motivated, and more imaginative than any comedy in decades. The craft on display in this film is phenomenal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit hates it

      It's our movie now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        These plebs didn't appreciate the setups and running gags that make this more than just a long sketch, it has more efficient storytelling than most films these days.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you cherrypicking? In this thread they are gushing over it
        https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1ai17rz/hundreds_of_beavers_2022/

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like those sketches a eCeleb will make at the start of his videos before he gets to his video game/old movie review on YouTube
    I skip those

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I personally have made five threads which got zero replies so I have no idea. homosexuals have been sucking off that devil movie and ignoring the beavers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Late Night with the Devil is way less well constructed than Hundreds of Beavers. LNwtD tries to be a found footage movie but they couldn't figure out how to tell the whole story that way so they chuck in a dozen "behind the scenes" segments that it make no sense that anyone would be filming. It's literally just a way to cheat the format.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, this board is infested by shills who doesn't understand what kino is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      watched it yesterday, legit 10/10

      homosexuals itt are too busy insulting each other to discuss kino

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >50% of the trailer is literally who's gaslighting you into how awesome the movie is
    >50% is god awful random wacky zany millennial humor
    frick you. I will never watch this garbage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tribute to Looney Tunes and silent films you braindead moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a tribute to Looney Tunes
        homie it's 2024 no one gives a shit about Looney Tunes and Looney Tunes was never random wacky zany millennial humor

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Go watch a tiktok and pine for a girl who's getting run through by a field of blacks

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Go start a family and get off this site you old loser.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Never

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >old loser who never started a family whining that no one wants to watch his wacky zany millennial humor movie
                absolutely pathetic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomie who enters a thread and continues to post vitriol instead of contributing anything that nets something good

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Go start a family you pathetic old loser. You are running out of time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever even had sex? I have

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no wife
                >no kids
                >closer to death than we are
                Yea bruh no one envy's you here

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So you haven't had sex?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Of course I have old loser. Have you ever had kids?

                He's just (You) in 10 years.

                No I am not. You both really should get your shit together and start a family

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He's just (You) in 10 years.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He wishes. Little zoomie can't even think outside his own social peers to attempt to appreciate something that "no one gives a frick about."

                Of course I have old loser. Have you ever had kids?
                [...]
                No I am not. You both really should get your shit together and start a family

                Why the frick would I want kids?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >why would I not want to be an incel loser
                True it was redundant for me to ask

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not an incel, zoom-zoom and you're the one projecting that having kids makes someone not a loser. Continue to be close minded and never experience anything without the proper authorities telling you that it is okay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not an incel, zoom-zoom
                Kek whatever you say old childless loser is his late 30's+ throwing a temper tantrum that no one like his random wacky zany millennial humor movie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you get drafted lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you die alone lol (you are almost there!)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I could only be so lucky if so

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully it happens soon anon. Crossing my fingers so your misery ends.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks zoomie. I hope the world only gets worse for you. It's pretty bad right now but imagine how it'll be when you're my age. I won't have to worry about it much longer 🙂

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Late Night with the Devil is way less well constructed than Hundreds of Beavers. LNwtD tries to be a found footage movie but they couldn't figure out how to tell the whole story that way so they chuck in a dozen "behind the scenes" segments that it make no sense that anyone would be filming. It's literally just a way to cheat the format.

        I personally have made five threads which got zero replies so I have no idea. homosexuals have been sucking off that devil movie and ignoring the beavers

        https://i.imgur.com/hZjAAKd.jpeg

        Why is no one discussing this absolute kino?

        Not going to watch your reddit movie

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I'm in love...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would kill a million beavers for she

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd slay her beaver if you know what I mean

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, Adam. Nobody cares about your little dogshit amateur movie.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Some of this was filmed by my cabin in NW Wisconsin. They say “superior” but the river scenes look like the brule river valley to me.

    Movie help up for the full 90 minutes or whatever it was. After watcking it I felt like I had an lsd trip or something, just thinking about the beaver space program.

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