>hurr aliens are humans with tumors and skin cancer
>durr aliens are incoherent eldritch abominations
What is with Hollywood and alien design? It's always the same edgy garbage. Not realistic in the slightest. It's almost a parody.
>hurr aliens are humans with tumors and skin cancer. >durr aliens are incoherent eldritch abominations
t jerks off to aliens or something
>tfw Abbot is death process
Yeah it's been a while since I saw an alien I really wanted to bang, you know?
>aliens are humans with very light prosthetics so you can still comfortably act under them
>it has nothing to do with even budget
>we just want you to see the actors act
Jews are unimaginative
The Holocaust was pretty creative. Too bad it's a ripoff of what they alleged the Romans did to israelites under Hadrian
Its actually from the Bible:
"The people of Israel have become drossto me; all of them are the copper, tin, iron and lead left inside a furnace.They are but the oven dross of silver.19Therefore this is what the SovereignLordsays: ‘Because you have all become oven dross,I will gather you into Jerusalem.20As silver, copper, iron, lead and tin are gathered into a furnace to be melted with a fiery blast, so will I gather you in my anger and my wrath and put you inside the city and melt you.21I will gather you and I will blowon you with my fiery wrath, and you will be melted inside her.22As silver is meltedin a furnace, so you will be melted inside her, and you will know that I theLordhave poured out my wrathon you" Ezekiel 22:18
That's stolen from Zoroastrianism where Ahura Mazda takes everyone's soul on Judgement Day and purifies them in a mountain of molten metal. Can israelites not come up with anything original?
The scariest alien design/scrip I've seen yet is from Fringe S02E06 where the extraterrestrial is a different kind of being, seemingly non-organic, and looks more like shadow than anything else. I found it terrifying.
Imho you can watch this episode standalone without having watched anything else from the series. Do download it at best quality instead of streaming because the better the file, the better the alien looks.
Sounds even more nonsensical from a biologist/evolutionary perspective
Watch the episode before judging. I don't want to explain the details of the entity because it's part of the episode's narrative.
What about the shadows in Babylon 5?
What about them? They're completely different. The Fringe episode felt "realistic". It made me feel like things like that could actually be out there somewhere, aliens that we can't just shoot, imprison, or escape from. With Babylon 5 (or any science fiction of its type) they're just basically monsters, they feel comfortable and familiar. They're not scary because you can wrap your head around what they are.
There creatures on Earth that look more "alien" than 99% of the "alien beings" created for science fiction series and films (usually "X but uglier"), like pic related.
Another.
With this one, they were so dumbfounded as to what it even was to begin with that they just gave up and called it "Pink Sea Through Fantasia".
Forgot the picture.
Based Fringe chad. Also, I'm pretty sure it was a reimagining of a X-Files episode too.
This ban is a loss for everyone that isn't a forced birth sadist, everyones rights in this country recieved a serious downgrade, shit isnt gonna be the same.
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Grind culture is more toxic than Natalism, but you will never admit it because you think poor work conditions are strictly a third-world problem
lizards pls go back to own planet
I was disagreeing with the abortion bot. Did you want me to agree for the sole purpose of making you complain?
>realistic
You have ZERO empirical evidence for aliens.
>so let me reach deep inside my ass and grab the stinkiest turd to show off to the world
>aliens need to have one body, one head, two arms, two legs to pilot their space ship
six arms is too expensive to do well.
Making sense is too expensive
make your own alien
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apologize ya rat bastad
Holywood gays lack imagination
>ayyz are deep abyssal creatures but scaled up and on land for some reason
Name some examples.
This is why Annihilation was an incredible kino and will take a long time to be surpassed.
The israelite's final form?
I always wonder, why are aliens always roughly the same size as humans? Why are they never fricking 10km tall giants or miniscule insects.
Square-cube law still applies regardless of specific gravity, truly giant aliens can only exist on truly tiny planets (which doesn't make sense) and it's hard for small creatures to support a lot of neural complexity in their structure or nutrition.
Though rat-sized sapients could probably be possible?
Anyways smallness is for alien nanite swarms or diseases and bigness is for alien vessels, mediumness is for ayys themselves
As a brainlet I believe anything you say, but I just think it would be cool to see some absolutely gigantic spaceship come to earth, only to be the galactic transport of one huge ayy
It would be
But what would be even cooler is if she had giant blue breasts and an extremely full bladder from the trip, and a hairy pusi, and was extremely ticklish in the feet, and landed in a forest but the ticklishness made her accidentally fall and sit down on a mountain and unleash a cataclysmic torrent of blue alien piss which also contained magic alien essence causing all of the trees and plant life and animals and even people around the lake she ended up creating to kimmediately grow bigger or stronger or get mystical alien powers like telekinesis or short range teleportation, but in the moment she was just covering her face in utter embarrassment as her first contact with the species she had been studying and fangirling over for the last 600 years ended up being press choppers capturing her penetrating herself with one of their landmarks and then eroding and terraforming the surroundings with her pee
You can trust me on all of this because I am very smart, okay?
Can somebody please get hollywood on the line?
Hollywood would ruin it, she'd start twerking and they'd do a big cringe city scene for crushgays and tell the world she was a lesbian or something.
They don't understand the beauty in the contrast between feminine delicacy, the urgent baseness of physical needs, and the paradox of simultaneous exposure (vulnerability) and passive power of a titaness.
>truly giant aliens can only exist on truly tiny planets (which doesn't make sense) and it's hard for small creatures to support a lot of neural complexity in their structure or nutrition.
You could have some sort of large mass like a fungal being able to spread out over a massive area while still not being very tall. You could science neural pathways in tendrils. True, the distance makes coordinated actions slower and more difficult but it could be a way for writers to present something new.
Basically Swamp Thing in space
In Oregon there is a fungus 3 and a half square miles that can be considered one orgamism
That's different than a normal alien and it's also exactly what Avatar did
Ant supercolonies span multiple countries and should be considered one organism
Also we need to fricking eradicate them before they develop distributed neural networking
Aliens should be:
>big titty females who consider it a sacred ritual to wear outfits with chest and crotch windows
>it is also their sacred custom on greeting another species to pop a shallow squat and pee down their legs a bit
>their last sacred custom is getting impregnated by other species because they're like the Asari or some shit
Instead it's all
>Androgynous lanklets in wetsuits
>They all live under communism
>They have no healthcare system
That looks like a microwaved hot dog that sprouted limbs.