>I... I wish I consumed more media.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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>I... I wish I posted another thread.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Once again op getting BTFO
>showing a dying girl a movie about death
Yeah she probably wished she chose a happier movie.
I can't imagine a better movie for her to watch.
>movie about a little fat kid, an old man, and a talking dog tying balloons to their house
>about death
holy frick video essays killed zoomers ability to comprehend media
Did you forget the opening of the movie?
>hasn't actually watched the movie
Are you fricking moronic?
This is good bait, better than OP's.
Up is a 10 minute short film followed by 80 minutes of irrelevant footage.
This was the Lasseter years, he probably thoroughly enjoyed watching the sacrifice.
What an butthole. Just send her an email with it so she can watch it, hate it and try to attone for warching it before she is sent to hell for watching it.
>warching it
Imagine your last thought before death being
>the first 10 minutes was better than the whole rest of the movie
Better then my last thoughts IRL
That's OK, when she arrived in Hell she was immediately set upon by demons so she had more important stuff to think about then.
I'm laughing like a moron over here, reminds me of something Norm could've said.
If he weren't currently licking Satan's anus clean
the rest of it is still very sentimental and touching
In a way, that's exactly like life. Especially for her I'd imagine.
If you're dying in a hospital bed you might as well watch a movie. It's not like you can go play outside or something.
come on, the third act wasn't THAT bad. What a brat
>hurrrrrrrr
>have an updoot!
Did you really post one of the top all time posts from plebbit? What a homosexual OP is
I'd like to watch Jurassic Park as my last movie.
Groundhog Day
I've catched that already
>catched
No way she bet it all on a single movie, she had to have other movies being emailed to her in her final hours.
did she go to heaven or hell afterwards?
There is nothing, Kot.
Why would there be nothing if there's something?
i’m never getting the vaccine, reddit
Death is infinite and by pure logic, anything infinite has 100% of changes of happening, which means there's an afterlife
maybe is just being fricked in the ass by a greemlin for eternity for there must be
>Death is infinite
The heat death of the universe would like a word with you
Infinite isn't a real concept, the universe as vast as it is, its finite. Like you.
the concept is real. whether or not it has any real life parallel is unlikely though
Well, that's what I meant, frick my wording
You can see an edge of a tanline on her boobs
whats there at the edge? just black I presume?
If light and darkness are eternal, then surely we nothings must be the same....
it's most likely she went to hell as sad as that is but it's a good reminder for the rest of us
Why do you keep posting this and now responding to your own posts?
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET’S ROCK
her personality profile was archived in the purge buffer for later examination by the programmers
Ruining cats to make them cute.
Smh
>watches movie instead of repenting
Sorry kid, burning for all eternity it is.
>She passed away hours later.
....from what?
Ligma
What's ligma?
What's updog?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yes, doctor who
My name isn't doctor who
Knock Knock
It was free pizza
It's Jesus, lol!
Jesus, Jesus' got a gun!
WHAT DID HIS DADDY DO???
strange
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
her updog killed her
safe and effective
But the clotshot didn't exist in 2009.
that's what they want you to think
Ed Asner
Hey!
Cut it out.
TRUST THE SCIENCE
pitbull attack
she was a matter-baby
In reality the movie uplifted her to the point she was instantly cured and the Pixar rep was contractually obligated to smother her with a pillow to avoid leaks
disney hitman
simply because they wanted a sad clickbait story to promote their movie
What's with the antisemitism today?
car accident
Balloon accident
BALLOON BOY SOARED SO HIGH
I've been thinking about buying a pair of sunglasses like hers on the left but I'm not paying $30 even for high quality glasses like those.
If you look after them they're a purchase for life.
Her oxygen hose got blocked and the nurses were...."busy"....and couldn't help.
She was a closed-loop anti pararadox time traveler from the future, and hours later was the time she was born, so she dissapeared
disappointment because the rest of the movie didn't live up to the intro
Autism
she found the cure of cancer and then she fell on five bullets
she signed a dnr and nda with the rep
ME
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
lel
Dying before Pixar truly fell off. Sometimes it's hard to say if we're the lucky ones.
what else is she supposed to do?
You do of course realize that some people in ill health set milestones?
If I can just hang on to finish my favorite show, or see the next movie I want to see.. shit like that. Have you had any real adversity in your life?
Whiny piece of shit
I'm just living to see the ending to game of thrones, the real ending, not that S8 shit
kek thats me with One Piece, except my ill health is my lack of will to live, figure after the manga and anime finishes ill be comfortable dying
Coincidence?
I don't think so
did they sue?
that's a child that wanted to watch a cartoon, not some 37 year old troon that makes disney their sole identity.
nothing wrong with that, it was made for the purpose of entertainment
Vax status?
Sounds like someone fricked UP
This movie was about a group of friends breaking into George Lucas's house to steal a print of The Phantom Menace because one of them is going to die of cancer before it reaches theaters
>her last wish was to see Up
She couldn't saw it because when the Pixar team arrived, her body was shutting down and her mom had to describe what was happening because she was already blind.
That was so boring. I can barely remember anything about that movie
>it's about star wars fanatism!
I wanted to die of cancer before that film ended too.
That's rather depressing. Hope limbo is treating her well until her soul ascends to heaven.
>I can barely remember anything about that movie
shatner reveal of him giving them the interl on skywalker ranch was quite funny
I found out the homosexual who wrote Ready Player One wrote this.
She looks like Alexia Anders.
Could she even really comprehend what she was watching if she was just hours from dying?
Why does God need to kill 10 year old kids?
Look man he had a good reason. Maybe that kid was a dick.
>something good happens, christian says it was god
>something bad happens, atheist says it was god
same mental conditioning
>something good happens
What? When? Name it.
a bunch of isrealis died over last month inshallah
Her son would have been president and... it would have turned out very baaad...
Because he left in his space ship after making the earth.
Why do atheist ask the same basic elementary childish questions that were asked and answered 2000 years ago, over and over and over and over and over
strange that you can't answer it now, clown
There is the simple matter that the Church Fathers were wrong and gave deeply unsatisfying canards of copes of answers to each point.
"Little kids get cancer" is a satisfactory proof of the nonexistence of a loving omniscient god deserving of any respect. It is the confluence of these various truth claims which put the lie to you. You worship a false christ, and a false god. Worse, if you are a serious christian, you believe that hell is a morally defensible thing. Happily, this is false. Your culture should be destroyed, and you should be prevented from socially reproducing your harmful and mistaken beliefs in the minds of children. Your children should be taken away from you in order to bring this about. Nor should these false beliefs be replaced by any other false beliefs, such as islam.
Happily, there is a power in this world which takes direct aim at all religious nonsense. That power is called China. and China is rising.
suck my dong, wong. i’m having white babies and they’re allll gonna go to church
>GIVE ME YOUR KIDS
Commies be like
>movies with 10/10 twist endings
Spoiler: There is no god.
for her sweet tears, God sustains himself from the tears of children because he is mad at us for something we did thousands of years ago, he just cant let it go
she probably said the N-word
Something something iron chariots
Spirited Away would have been more appropriate.
I wonder how people like the Red Letter Media films feel about movies. When you do something a lot and get better at it you seem to derive way less pleasure from the activity. I wonder if consuming media is just like work for them at this point with only 1%of films actually sparking any joy at all.
Wow, I'm super happy that I died before this situation happened!
>not wishing for carnal embrace
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dying-girl-gets-final-wish-to-see-up/
>The employee arrived with the DVD, stuffed animals of characters and other movie memorabilia.
>Colby was unable to open her eyes to see the movie so her mother described the scenes. When her mother asked if she enjoyed it, the girl nodded
>Colby, with her parents nearby, died later that night.
>Her mother said one of the memorabilia left by the Pixar employee was an "adventure book" based on a scrapbook that, in the movie, is kept by the wife of the main character.
>"I'll have to fill those adventures in for her," Lisa Curtin said of her daughter.
At least it seems like they did better than Ghostbusters 2016's hospital visit.
Why are people being mean about this little girl? I'm glad you could receive one last little moment of joy before passing. I hope all you anons have a blessed Christmas and that your joy is great!
She's literally me.
This is a consumer board. Frick off back to le breadtube
what would your last dying wish watch be Cinemaphile?
for me it would have to be the unreleased directors cut of pic related
post it
>I'm so glad I did all that overtime at my job so that my ex wife could take all the money and convince my kids to hate me...
most of the kids, aside from wishing to not die, wish to experience sex. of course, theres nothing they can do to grant that. im just reminding people that the "wish" they get is often not even on their radar.
do you REALLY think this kid was keeping up with the production of this movie and wished to see it before she died? im certain someone suggested it to her, and being a kid (being offered a cartoon) and having all her other requests denied, went for it. in fact its kind of evil to pretend like that is exactly what she wanted and that theyre such good guys for giving her whats essentially NOTHING
Maybe she saw a trailer? (Your probably right?
they get railroaded into a few options. i mean obviously theres limits, but its a lot of limits
>most of the kids, aside from wishing to not die, wish to experience sex. of course, theres nothing they can do to grant that.
>I...I will never understand how jannies think a RANGEBAN will stop me from posting here
I WILL CONTINUE SUBMITTING FALSE AND MISCLASSIFIED REPORTS
I WILL CONTINUE SAGING THREADS
I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE THIS BOARD A BAD PLACE FOR EVERYONE
ESPECIALLY JANITORS
FRICK YOU
Wrong thread, bot-kun.
Not a bot chief, I hate janitors and I evade bans
She wasn't even sick. She was just raped and killed by the rep
Alright Cinemaphile
I have a couple kids to spare. I'll just poison one on a timer.
What movie or Cinemaphile series should I make them ask in advance before it's release
godzilla x kong
>I...I wish that... Sydney Sweeney... would give me a titjob
Would it work, bros?
Your wish is granted. What's your address and phone number also post a picture of your wiener sweetie 😉
Mount Sinai Hospital, NY
Oncology Ward, ask to see patient R. Sneed.
Artistic representation of penis attached
i wonder if a kid ever asked for a movie that uses a lot of cg, and it was granted quickly but they couldnt render out the film fast enough before he died
>Movie so shmaltzy and manipulative it literally killed a child
Unreal
I hope none of you anons have to go through what her parents did.
I didn't even get a new pet after my last cat died ten years ago, it's too sad
Same. I lost my cat a few years ago and never got another pet since. I had him for 12 years and that was enough for me to want to get another pet since they could never replace him.
They got to see Up before anyone else man
>the parents of a terminally ill child had to sit beside her while watching the opening scene of Up as a family mere hours before she actually died
I can't even imagine, man, that would be enough piling on at once to trigger a suicide.
You think they had popcorn?
Realistically nobody here is having kids but we probably all have dead pets which is close enough and nobody gave my golden retriever an early copy of air bud 15: space buds before we had to put her down
Geez, the movie was that bad?
Reminder some obese Bri'ish game reviewer died playing Fortnite
that movie was really shit, huh?
>no....NO! This is a B-tier Pixar flick at best featuring a main character I can't even begin to identify with oh no this was a mistake please give me an early copy of some Disney princess shit I know you have it oh plea-ACK!!!!
>She killed herself after watching Up
Bravo pixar
Grim.
During the last few hours (and sometimes days) before you die you're not really coherent, you could have probably shown this girl Last Tango In Paris and it wouldn't have made a difference.
status?
Honestly I wouldn't mind watching a movie about death or grief before dying, as long as it isn't a war or crime movie and it's a natural death like cancer or old age, for some reason I feel I'd probably look at it from a different POV and accept my fate
I have climbed a mountain once, trust me, watching Matrix is better.