Disney flops of the 2020s:
Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser >250,000,000 USD loss
Strange World >biggest flop of 2022, 197,000,000 USD loss
Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings >430,000,000 BO, 200,000,000 budget, not advertising
Lightyear >106,000,000 USD loss
Splash Mountain >closed in restructuring of failing parks
Haunted Mansion >already projected 250,000,000 USD loss
Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania-> 470,000,000 USD BO, 200,000,000 USD budget, not including advertising
Andor >worst streaming performances on Disney+ of all star wars related media
She Hulk >probably canceled
Peter Pan and Wendy >Disney Plus, numbers unknown, still definitely flopped
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny >100,000,000 loss
Willow >cost 109,000,000 fricking USD, immediately canceled, delisted after 1 season
Secret Invasion >cost 212,000,000 USD, <1,000,000 viewers on Disney Plus, prompting Disney to drop it on fricking Hulu immediately
Doogie Kamealoha, M.D. >delisted
National Treasure: Edge of History >critically savaged, canceled
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers >canceled after 1 season
The Mysterious Benedict >canceled after 1 season
Yidsney projects announced and then shitcanned immediately because nobody gave a frick:
Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy
Rey Star Wars trilogy
D&D Star Wars trilogy
Exogol spinoff film (lol)
Rogue Squadron
Zach Snyder project (now Rebel Moon on israeliteflix)
Projects announced but no one cares about that are getting delayed or shitcanned:
The Acolyte (delayed since 2016)
Loki Season 2
Upcoming shit that will flop:
Ironheart
Echo
Snow White and the Seven Normal Everyday People
or, bear with me, someone actually subverts shitty subverted expectations and the next Star Wars movie reveals that Rei is possessed by Palpatine and is unknowingly rebuilding the Empire again thinking she's doing good...
That would be based, but I want so Rey's personality isn't there at all anymore and Palps is in full control of her body. He has been the main series protag all along and it's time we stop pretending otherwise.
That would be based, but I want so Rey's personality isn't there at all anymore and Palps is in full control of her body. He has been the main series protag all along and it's time we stop pretending otherwise.
Imagine when he realises he's in Reys body and starts to strip himself in front of a mirror, playing with her breasts, pussy and butthole, fingering and squirting everywhere. In his mind he can hear the cries of Rey begging him to stop and then all of a sudden...
Why can't Sheev stop shooting zappies at light sabers and getting it reflected back at him? He probably could have cut a big boulder out of the wall with his force and just squished her with it
He did it on purpose in RotS to make Anakin fear he would die and take the secret to saving lives with him. They just went full moron and did it again in ep 9 because of muh callback or something.
Hey remember when the Left tried to force inject us with questionable garbage and then pretend like none of that shit every happened? >Democracy Dies in Darkness/Irony
protip: if they can't connect intent with consequence, then they're probably just evil aka not smart enough to be good and loop/plan intent with consequence.
>Women are the ruin of men >Even if you are the chosen one there's no escape to the rule
What lesson...thank you George.
And people says prequels are bad lol.
Daisy Ridley seems like a lovely person and she's very cute. It's not her fault she was given an under written character with nothing to work with. Rey is not her fault, she did the best she could with what she had. Having said that, I think it's a colossal mistake for KK to bring her back in her own movie. I feel like she's only doing it because she's a stubborn woman who's determined to make Rey an icon Star Wars character, which she isn't. Put these sequel characters to bed and move on.
>yes the writing was awful but my gosh boooooyega did AMAAZING
Idgaf about her as a person but she's not a good actress. It's plebbit tier to defend the actors in a shitty production. If the acting was that good then you could at least enjoy that. Nothing was enjoyable in the sequel trilogy. In fact her acting was immersion breaking to a greater degree than the writing in TFA.
>Never bothered seeing the movie, cause Last Jedi was so terrible.
>Just saw the uploaded video of that one theater groaning at this scene, and a cut to more groaning and laughing at the final "name" scene.
>Knew I made the right decision, and was now at peace with the fact that Star Wars was completely dead, and there's no reason to keep up with it anymore.
Honestly, feels kinda good. It's like coming to terms and being at peace with the fact that a relative who was once cool and nice, but became a shitty drug addict then died is no longer suffering or causing anyone trouble.
Sheev (or Bane as you'll soon see) was actually all the Jedi. Darth Bane has been using essence transfer to maintain his control over the Sith order for thousands of years. Finally, in episode 9, he finally achieves his true goal; usurpation of the Jedi order. By stealing Rey's body and taking over leadership of the Jedi Bane as finally won.
What a brain dead finale, especially in comparison to Return of the Jedi which is actually unique and somewhat elegant as Luke falls on his sword for his principles and compassion for his father coupled with Vaders redeeming moment. Very special. JJ is a hack and Star Wars never should’ve been given to israelites.
The worst one is TFA. It’s the original sin from which both TLJ and ROTS could never recover. In order to make a shitty soft reboot of ANH, they destroyed the world-building and all achievements from the OT. They annihilated Han Solo. The stakes are incoherent due to the aforementioned world-building. Mystery box BS, “a good question, for another time”.
A cynical corporate product. The worst of the three.
>Han becomes a deadbeat who goes back to his smuggling ways and leaves his wife >Leia gets kicked out of the new government she helped create because of who her father was >Luke's new order gets destroyed in its infancy and he exiles himself to be a dirty hobo
Seriously who thought that making all the OT heroes fricking failures is what people would want to see in their new trilogy?
>I AM ALL THE SENATE
fpbp
He's listening to doof doof music on his headphones, the doof doof sound is all the jedi bodies hitting the floor!
>Not yet.
Damn it rhymes
>I AM DEMOCRACY
>I AM ALL THE TRUST FUND BAND
>Somehow, I am all the jedi
>mfw I haven't watched any of the sequels and I never will
I couldn't care less about muh rey and the female force and luke drinking breast milk
I haven't seen a movie in theaters or even a new movie since detective pikachu and I don't think I've missed out on anything
same. disney ruined star wars. and frick kathleen kennedy. the force does not have a gender.
but have you watched any of the spinoff movies/shows? if you say yes you are NOT based
Disney flops of the 2020s:
Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser
>250,000,000 USD loss
Strange World
>biggest flop of 2022, 197,000,000 USD loss
Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
>430,000,000 BO, 200,000,000 budget, not advertising
Lightyear
>106,000,000 USD loss
Splash Mountain
>closed in restructuring of failing parks
Haunted Mansion
>already projected 250,000,000 USD loss
Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania-> 470,000,000 USD BO, 200,000,000 USD budget, not including advertising
Andor
>worst streaming performances on Disney+ of all star wars related media
She Hulk
>probably canceled
Peter Pan and Wendy
>Disney Plus, numbers unknown, still definitely flopped
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
>100,000,000 loss
Willow
>cost 109,000,000 fricking USD, immediately canceled, delisted after 1 season
Secret Invasion
>cost 212,000,000 USD, <1,000,000 viewers on Disney Plus, prompting Disney to drop it on fricking Hulu immediately
Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.
>delisted
National Treasure: Edge of History
>critically savaged, canceled
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers
>canceled after 1 season
The Mysterious Benedict
>canceled after 1 season
Yidsney projects announced and then shitcanned immediately because nobody gave a frick:
Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy
Rey Star Wars trilogy
D&D Star Wars trilogy
Exogol spinoff film (lol)
Rogue Squadron
Zach Snyder project (now Rebel Moon on israeliteflix)
Projects announced but no one cares about that are getting delayed or shitcanned:
The Acolyte (delayed since 2016)
Loki Season 2
Upcoming shit that will flop:
Ironheart
Echo
Snow White and the Seven Normal Everyday People
But what about Rey and the Jedi?
heh
They renamed it to Dirt Brown and the 1 dwarf with 6 gay Black folk to appease Ron DeSantis.
I never got Disney+, what happened to the Mighty Ducks?
The lead actor refused to get vaccinated so they cancelled the show
Blackrock already paid them all that money back in full through the israelite Black person troony c**t propaganda rewards program.
>Andor
streaming performances on Disney+ of all star wars related media
Not anymore, Ashoka is doing even worse
>disney vs chuds
>chuds win
they grow more powerful with each passing day
The year of the chud never ended
Chud won in the age of kalijuga
>Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser
>>250,000,000 USD loss
lol they would have lost way more
>Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy
i forgot about that
i wonder what it was like when they told him
>forgetting The Little flopmaid
>I’M EVERY WOMAN
underrated
Sensible chuckle
So if I shag her I shag your mum too?
I am Sneedicus
Ok? Well I am all the sith, so what now?
someone got paid more money to write this than a middle class family earns in a year
should have used a spirit bomb
>palpatine tells her to kill him so he can take control of her
>she kills him like 2 minutes later
>nothing happens
maybe it worked?
It did. Palpy wanted to become a pretty young girl and retire to a life of simple farming the desert
or, bear with me, someone actually subverts shitty subverted expectations and the next Star Wars movie reveals that Rei is possessed by Palpatine and is unknowingly rebuilding the Empire again thinking she's doing good...
That would be based, but I want so Rey's personality isn't there at all anymore and Palps is in full control of her body. He has been the main series protag all along and it's time we stop pretending otherwise.
Imagine when he realises he's in Reys body and starts to strip himself in front of a mirror, playing with her breasts, pussy and butthole, fingering and squirting everywhere. In his mind he can hear the cries of Rey begging him to stop and then all of a sudden...
THE DEAD SPEAK!
He killed himself because he kept zapping and she reflected it while saying "quit zapping yourself quit zapping yourself"
it's incredible how awful these films were
How do you respond without sounding mad?
I'm all the Jedi+1?
I'm all the Jedi times infinite.
me{meJedi(All Jedis)}
This unironically might be one of the worst movies ever made.
Why can't Sheev stop shooting zappies at light sabers and getting it reflected back at him? He probably could have cut a big boulder out of the wall with his force and just squished her with it
Put all his points into Force Lightning and Spinning.
He did it on purpose in RotS to make Anakin fear he would die and take the secret to saving lives with him. They just went full moron and did it again in ep 9 because of muh callback or something.
>I bypassed the hero's tale!
> I AM PROFESSOR FATE
I still don't even understand what that means or why she earned that.
>Your new empire?
>Don't make me kill you
Kino
don't think your getting away with it, anon
You will try
I'm gonna print this and keep it in my wallet for ever and ever and never forget it anon never ever
I hate you!
If you're not with me..
..Then you're my enemy!
Hey remember when the Left tried to force inject us with questionable garbage and then pretend like none of that shit every happened?
>Democracy Dies in Darkness/Irony
protip: if they can't connect intent with consequence, then they're probably just evil aka not smart enough to be good and loop/plan intent with consequence.
YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO YOURSELF
i love this scene
IM EVERY WOMAN
lucas won
MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO TELEVISION. AND FILM.
A toast!
>Women are the ruin of men
>Even if you are the chosen one there's no escape to the rule
What lesson...thank you George.
And people says prequels are bad lol.
God that movie was cringe.
I AM ALL THE XENOMORPHS
Star Wars was dear to the I see.
also underrated
Daisy Ridley seems like a lovely person and she's very cute. It's not her fault she was given an under written character with nothing to work with. Rey is not her fault, she did the best she could with what she had. Having said that, I think it's a colossal mistake for KK to bring her back in her own movie. I feel like she's only doing it because she's a stubborn woman who's determined to make Rey an icon Star Wars character, which she isn't. Put these sequel characters to bed and move on.
>yes the writing was awful but my gosh boooooyega did AMAAZING
Idgaf about her as a person but she's not a good actress. It's plebbit tier to defend the actors in a shitty production. If the acting was that good then you could at least enjoy that. Nothing was enjoyable in the sequel trilogy. In fact her acting was immersion breaking to a greater degree than the writing in TFA.
She could bite an apple through a chain linked fence
Hot
>ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES
>I will do what I must.
I am still so relieved I never watched any of this shit because Cinemaphile warned me off. Thank you, sincerely.
I'm CIA.
>her c**t became the world
I still haven't seen the entire movie to this day it is that bad. Never will.
Jedi who?
The only good thing about this is that Ahsoka dies and powers up Rey. Filoni can't protect his waifu forever!
is this real????
Of course
This is really bad but to be fair to actors, they almost always looks incredibly cringe without music, camera work and lighting to back them up.
>Rey has every Jedi inside of her
>That would include Jacen Syndulla
Rey is a fricking SPACE PERVERT! I will never watch a Disney again
>Never bothered seeing the movie, cause Last Jedi was so terrible.
>Just saw the uploaded video of that one theater groaning at this scene, and a cut to more groaning and laughing at the final "name" scene.
>Knew I made the right decision, and was now at peace with the fact that Star Wars was completely dead, and there's no reason to keep up with it anymore.
Honestly, feels kinda good. It's like coming to terms and being at peace with the fact that a relative who was once cool and nice, but became a shitty drug addict then died is no longer suffering or causing anyone trouble.
Woah hecking epic can I get a hell yeah?
Sorry friendo, best I can do is a HECK yeah!
Would this have been redeemed if she really did have the force ghosts show up behind her like was rumored?
Sheev (or Bane as you'll soon see) was actually all the Jedi. Darth Bane has been using essence transfer to maintain his control over the Sith order for thousands of years. Finally, in episode 9, he finally achieves his true goal; usurpation of the Jedi order. By stealing Rey's body and taking over leadership of the Jedi Bane as finally won.
Too kino for Disney
people at my theater cheered when she said that
What a brain dead finale, especially in comparison to Return of the Jedi which is actually unique and somewhat elegant as Luke falls on his sword for his principles and compassion for his father coupled with Vaders redeeming moment. Very special. JJ is a hack and Star Wars never should’ve been given to israelites.
The worst one is TFA. It’s the original sin from which both TLJ and ROTS could never recover. In order to make a shitty soft reboot of ANH, they destroyed the world-building and all achievements from the OT. They annihilated Han Solo. The stakes are incoherent due to the aforementioned world-building. Mystery box BS, “a good question, for another time”.
A cynical corporate product. The worst of the three.
What was the point of that Snoke character again?
>Han becomes a deadbeat who goes back to his smuggling ways and leaves his wife
>Leia gets kicked out of the new government she helped create because of who her father was
>Luke's new order gets destroyed in its infancy and he exiles himself to be a dirty hobo
Seriously who thought that making all the OT heroes fricking failures is what people would want to see in their new trilogy?