I'm not. Ninja Turtles was my first fandom (that or Sonic, can't remember) and there's no way I'm watching this garbage. It has that soulless, lazy, ugly, low-frame-rate Spider-Verse animation style that's unfortunately in vogue right now and it's made by that israelite Seth Rogen and they turned April into a fat and ugly Black person. Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics, but at least she was an attractive and thin Black person in the comics. If you asked me a decade ago about me skipping a Ninja Turtles movie, I probably would've laughed. But this is an easy pass for me. No way I'm gonna watch this and neither should you. Raise your standards. Stop getting sucked in to seemingly endless nostalgia bait (that too seemingly only from one decade, the 80s).
>Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics,
No she wasn't you disingenuous homosexual. Why lie over something that can be so easily disproven by a simple web search.
No she wasnt. She was white.
moronic Twitroid frickwits who have only been alive for 10 years saw curly hair and immediately thought "HURRR BLACK PEOPLE" without realizing white people used to perm their hair curly in the 80's.
I dont care about the retcon interviews. She was white.
Still appropriation either way. If original April had a perm then maybe she should be represented by a POC anyway. It's like if they remade clueless they would have to cast the skateboarding rastafarian kid as an actual Jamaican, not some ducking white boi named "Breckin"
She was never biracial or black. She's standing right next to Baxter Stockman (who is black) and is toned completely different in the original comics. Pake skin. Shaded.
> Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics
Literal fake news. 80s hair man. Half of all women had a perm. Go look at your grammas photos zoomie.
>Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial)
https://web.archive.org/web/20200823103513/http://tmntentity.blogspot.com/2018/02/was-april-oneil-originally-black-in.html
This image with one exception. Elden Ring did the body type A/B thing and then proceeded to tell a story where your character is clearly supposed to be male since it's all about you becoming a Lord with a female Consort. Also it portrays gays as pedophiles who live in a swamp of literal blood and literal shit.
Imagine being a Current Year+8 teenager and THIS is what's being held up as the kind of thing that young boys should be attracted to and have crushes on.
Funny how black character design is moving towards tacitly acknowledging that a majority of black women are obese but presenting a thin black woman as the ideal is verboten
They've just thrown in the towel trying to improve black people
Why not just create a new character if you’re so desperate to include a black character?
And it’s a really weird stance to take in a movie featuring literally mutated creatures as the leads.
Because the goal is to actively destroy and replace whites (both in movies/TV and IRL). It’s not about uplifting blacks. Blacks are merely a means to an end.
One of those half-naked blacks staggering like zombies on the NYC subway (even in the nice tourist-y parts) screaming profanities at white or Asian mothers with babies or small children.
Well, the premise of the franchise is talking bipedal turtles that practice martial arts. But I agree that even in that context it is still a little far fetched.
Brother why did you have to make him a fricking monster?
[...]
Yeah, that's one where it's actually a more accurate portrayal, he was black originally in the Mirage comics.
He’s a clean cut scientist not a fricking decrepit homeless man. When they actually have a black character they treat him like this? What a gay and moronic world we live in.
That character has been black in most of the adaptations. It's just that he looks really bad here because of the heinous visual design in this movie
[...]
[...]
Yeah, that's one where it's actually a more accurate portrayal, he was black originally in the Mirage comics.
>80's cartoon went out of their way to white wash Baxter because they thought Shredder having a black underling would be too problematic
Will it happen now?
Someone said that redheads are the most pure form of whites or something?
.I don't remember everything, but someone figured out that redheads are the most pure white DNA?
>Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial)
https://web.archive.org/web/20200823103513/http://tmntentity.blogspot.com/2018/02/was-april-oneil-originally-black-in.html
what does modern media has against attractive people? like seriously, did these fricking morons in suits sat around a table and said, sure, this will sell our product, we have to pander to FRICKING MINORITIES to sell the biggest amount we can, fricking morons
same reason they hire female writers who hate the source material to write tv/movies. They put women in charge, and women are idiots who will hire based on emotions.
Another red head race swapped. It seems Hollywood is just hell bent on this. Even if you don't believe in conspiracies this is just increasingly suspicious. I don't know, does this really generate so much positive feedback towards the studios?
Its one of those lies they tell to stupid people that won't actually go do the research. Like the American civil war being about slavery or Greece being Bronze age San Francisco.
imagine the smell
DEY HEY
AH SAY AWW SHEEEIT DEY FINNA BE HEA
>ayo
>Ayo
AYO
I SAY AYOO WE IN DIS BIH YA HERD ME FR
I'm not. Ninja Turtles was my first fandom (that or Sonic, can't remember) and there's no way I'm watching this garbage. It has that soulless, lazy, ugly, low-frame-rate Spider-Verse animation style that's unfortunately in vogue right now and it's made by that israelite Seth Rogen and they turned April into a fat and ugly Black person. Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics, but at least she was an attractive and thin Black person in the comics. If you asked me a decade ago about me skipping a Ninja Turtles movie, I probably would've laughed. But this is an easy pass for me. No way I'm gonna watch this and neither should you. Raise your standards. Stop getting sucked in to seemingly endless nostalgia bait (that too seemingly only from one decade, the 80s).
>Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics,
No she wasn't you disingenuous homosexual. Why lie over something that can be so easily disproven by a simple web search.
Not him but.
Because people keep posting everywhere this picture to prove that she's black.
Everyone keep saying April is black
Whiter than I am
Still black in experience though. I'm sure your experience is much different than hers.
So April is Cher and Troi's lesbian lovechild?
I recall one of the creators is married to a latino and he designed April after her.
That woman isn't black.
every white b***h was getting perms in the 80s
She looks like Sher.
She got an ‘80s perm, moron. It’s mentioned in the comics, she started out with straight hair.
good image, I support this effort
Thanks for the kind words.
No she wasnt. She was white.
moronic Twitroid frickwits who have only been alive for 10 years saw curly hair and immediately thought "HURRR BLACK PEOPLE" without realizing white people used to perm their hair curly in the 80's.
I dont care about the retcon interviews. She was white.
>without realizing white people used to perm their hair curly in the 80's.
Fricking this.
Still appropriation either way. If original April had a perm then maybe she should be represented by a POC anyway. It's like if they remade clueless they would have to cast the skateboarding rastafarian kid as an actual Jamaican, not some ducking white boi named "Breckin"
Decent bait.
>Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics
That's literally fake as frick though
Only the blackest gorilla Black folk had a perm in the 80s you despicable chud.
Yes, Dolly is 100% Black, did you not know?
>workin 9 to 5
Nope
So the TMNT theme song will be replaced by rap?
You misheard the lyrics.
It's twerkin 9 to 5
She was never biracial or black. She's standing right next to Baxter Stockman (who is black) and is toned completely different in the original comics. Pake skin. Shaded.
> Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial) in the comics
Literal fake news. 80s hair man. Half of all women had a perm. Go look at your grammas photos zoomie.
She looks like Cher in the comics.
>Yes, I know April was originally a Black person (or biracial)
https://web.archive.org/web/20200823103513/http://tmntentity.blogspot.com/2018/02/was-april-oneil-originally-black-in.html
This image with one exception. Elden Ring did the body type A/B thing and then proceeded to tell a story where your character is clearly supposed to be male since it's all about you becoming a Lord with a female Consort. Also it portrays gays as pedophiles who live in a swamp of literal blood and literal shit.
This is what april looked like in the original comics
white janet jackson seems appropriate
>Uses slurs
I mostly agree, except row 1 column 4 doesn't really make sense when talking about a live action adaption of a vidya.
AYO MASSA SPLINTER YOU FINNA MAKE ME SQUIRT
Imagine being a Current Year+8 teenager and THIS is what's being held up as the kind of thing that young boys should be attracted to and have crushes on.
No amount of propaganda is going to make black "women" attractive.
It’s like they are purposely removing all attractive females from all media to make kids question their sexuality.
pure hubris to try and make a ninja turtles after the original movie mogged so hard. michael bay was a fool for trying also
>Nurse: Ok Miss Shaniqua, what do you want to name your baby?
>Black woman: AY YO...sheyit
>Nurse: Ok.
They have a new turtle?
this shit is like an infection, once a character is raceswapped, they'll stay like that forever.
>ayo Imadomyownthang
Funny how black character design is moving towards tacitly acknowledging that a majority of black women are obese but presenting a thin black woman as the ideal is verboten
They've just thrown in the towel trying to improve black people
>They've just thrown in the towel trying to improve black people
My sides0avjjw
what else do you do for them? loads of free shit cash housing lol still b***h
Good. Obese blacks are a lot less dangerous than muscular ones. And maybe heart attacks will cull their numbers.
Now that’s a TV news reporter
Awooooga
>Putting the APE in April
I don't see April. Is she behind that mutant?
Hell I thought this already came out and quietly flopped lmao
GWGB incoming
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
No?
>GAHDJD KA AS DONATELLO
>BRHAM WOSD AS LEONARDO
>SLGPEN GOYO AS MICHAELANGELO
> IGPRJ AKFJF AS RAPHAEL
Why not just create a new character if you’re so desperate to include a black character?
And it’s a really weird stance to take in a movie featuring literally mutated creatures as the leads.
Because the goal is to actively destroy and replace whites (both in movies/TV and IRL). It’s not about uplifting blacks. Blacks are merely a means to an end.
>Ayo Edebiri
This sounds like something the incomprehensible Black person rambling on a subway would ask you
One of those half-naked blacks staggering like zombies on the NYC subway (even in the nice tourist-y parts) screaming profanities at white or Asian mothers with babies or small children.
Ayo wat all dis here cuz
>her name is literally ayo
HOL UP
>AYO TURTLE MAN
>GET YOUR ASS OUTTA DA SEWAH
>WE 'RE DOING THIS INTERVEIW
>TONIGHT
>TA TA…TURTLE MAN
looks like she has hotdogs for hair
yes Im american
AYO EAT A BERRY YOU FAT b***h
That's one fugly mutant. Which animal is that?
Mutated sewer ape
Eastman and Laird tried it but had to cut it from the comics in the 80's because it was too racist even then
God love 2023
Lol wtf
That character has been black in most of the adaptations. It's just that he looks really bad here because of the heinous visual design in this movie
Sure we have to believe that blacks are smart scientists.
Well, the premise of the franchise is talking bipedal turtles that practice martial arts. But I agree that even in that context it is still a little far fetched.
I think the issue is how ugly he is.
I blame Seth Rogen.
Yeah, that's one where it's actually a more accurate portrayal, he was black originally in the Mirage comics.
Brother why did you have to make him a fricking monster?
He’s a clean cut scientist not a fricking decrepit homeless man. When they actually have a black character they treat him like this? What a gay and moronic world we live in.
This franchise exists because it sells toys. If you were a preteen kid, would you ask your parents for figures based on these designs?
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Also, the original (kino) Mirage comics weren’t to sell toys.
Samuel L Jackson as a homeless crack addict.
>80's cartoon went out of their way to white wash Baxter because they thought Shredder having a black underling would be too problematic
Will it happen now?
>Baxter is still a "yes massah"
what the FRICK do you think, shitforbrains
>played by random italian guy
??????
He's a black.
>named AYO
lmao
>ayo
No you're not.
>Black person
>literally named AYO
you can't make this shit up
>starring AYO MYBlack person
>Teenage Muttant Black person Turdles
you can't make this shit up.
wats that stuff on the scary monster's head
“Whoa! Look out, guys, it’s Bebop!”
>draws Baxter with darker skin to indicate he is a black
>leave April White so indicate she is a White person
>DAT DERE JUST MUST BE MEANIN SHE BE BLACK CAUSE IT BE ONLY DA BLACKS WHO BE GETTIN A PERM
okie
>Black person is literally named AYO
We're in a simulation. Confirmed.
Come watch my movie, anon. I bet you'll love how I'm represented~
Stupid banana raincoat wearin' b***h!
I'm so in love with cartoon April
At least you guys understand.
I'm so sorry April, I couldn't save you
ayo turtle muthafrickaz, dey hea n shiet!
>ayo son
April voiced by Ayo
May voiced by Oshi
June voiced by Imma
July voiced by Shieee Tuh'mysalff
Why do they hate redheads so much? I mean I can understand hating blondes and wanting to replace them, but redheads have done literally nothing wrong.
Someone said that redheads are the most pure form of whites or something?
.I don't remember everything, but someone figured out that redheads are the most pure white DNA?
Because none Whites can complete with their beauty
Rarest phenotype in humans and are White.
You do the math.
They don't hate gingers they're just dyslexic.
Why is April a fat black woman with dreadlocks?
OMG WHY DO U CARE ABOUT KID MOVIE?
I won't let my kids watch troony. Black shit
AND YOU'RE CALLING ME "ENTITLED!?"
I'm so tired
The original, comic-accurate April O'Neil is Black
Shut the frick up with this absolute bullshit. If anything, she was originally Abel Ferarra.
>are you sure this will help us sell movie tickets and toys?
>movie tickets? Toys?
Why does Hollywood now hate money? Is making a flop the new making a blockbuster?
Jews care more about demoralizing whites (and about conditioning younger generations to accept and support white genocide) than about making money.
Did you know the Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin?
PROOF that April deserves representation.
any 2003 TMNT bros here?
I was always an agent Bishop chad
The ds games were amazing
I only played the first game on GBA but I remember it being pretty good.
Are you going to buy the complete series bluray that's coming out?
The art style for this is absolutely repulsive. Of course Rogen would sign off on a turdvision aesthetic—he’s a living embodiment of it.
what does modern media has against attractive people? like seriously, did these fricking morons in suits sat around a table and said, sure, this will sell our product, we have to pander to FRICKING MINORITIES to sell the biggest amount we can, fricking morons
same reason they hire female writers who hate the source material to write tv/movies. They put women in charge, and women are idiots who will hire based on emotions.
Feminist cat ladies run everything now.
Into the spiderverse and its consequences have been a disaster for the animation industry
Another red head race swapped. It seems Hollywood is just hell bent on this. Even if you don't believe in conspiracies this is just increasingly suspicious. I don't know, does this really generate so much positive feedback towards the studios?
It generated negative feedback which is their goal. They’re doing it out of spite. They want to piss you off because they hate you.
AYO, DEY HEA!
AYO WHITEY
>non-white character
>red hair
this shit makes me mad like you wouldn't believe
>April: ayo these turtles be talkin homie
>the turtles: holy shit a talking monkey
Of course they went for the fat, unattractive Black person over the hot ones from the 1990s-2000s
April, no. Field journalists doesn't look like this.
Wasn't April originally Black in the comics?
No. Why does everyone parrot this? She's literally white.
Its one of those lies they tell to stupid people that won't actually go do the research. Like the American civil war being about slavery or Greece being Bronze age San Francisco.
wtf is his problem?
Rancid looking, I can believe this April lives in a sewer
read it as Ayo O'Neil
>AYO MUHFUGGA BIX NOOD homie MUHDEEEEEK! OOK OOK EEK EEK!