I am getting really sick of people who leave shit like this in the theater seats. Is it that hard to throw garbage in the garbage?
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I am getting really sick of people who leave shit like this in the theater seats.
wagie wagie get in cagie
Not my problem.
Those seats are shit
>Those seats are shit
hehe
My god
why are they covered in mud
that's not mud
A girl put that in her ass, it's not mud.
>girl
that was an adult male
...I would just quit on the spot. I'd walk up to my supervisor, explain to them that someone shoved an armrest up their ass and left shit all over it, and leave the premises never to return.
long night of drinking after that wafts up your nostrils.
Don't these people know what an enema is?
Care to elaborate?
don't eat before anal and shoot water up your ass
this is anal 101
>gays are normal
Holy shit
Lol I'd fricking quit right there and then. That's so gross.
If I were a millionaire, I would pay for a DNA test and find the person who did that.
Low level retail work is god’s punishment for sloth
This. They shoulda studied harder in school if they didn't want to have to unsew the seat to get my bag of catshit out of the seats.
They using fricking watering cans to clean a pool.....
I'm using my fricking dick to clean your mother's mouth..........
why do you care about my mothers mouth so much bro
>implying I'm doing that
"No"
ORRRPH OORFFF ORRPHF
lmao
Fricking beautiful.
would work this tbqh
Really. Sure beats my actual job. I'd rather laugh my ass off watching a seal play slip and slide than herd my actual team of morons.
Someone paste pepe's face in that mf
>wagieragie79.webm
IMMEDIATELY post the other 78, this one was lovely
anon they just stalling
my favorite webm of all time
Sloth is not cleaning that. At least you better hope not.
and the things i do to your food in the backroom is your punishment for treating me like a peon.
Kek wagies are seething. You can't get away with shit behind the counter except at shitty fast food places and shitty restaurants ran by poor people. Everywhere else you wage Black folk are on a tight leash by the owner or corporate restaurant manager slave troony. You wish you could shit in a guys sandwich but rents almost due kek.
Not him but I know people who worked their way up from wagie position to running an establishment so there's definitely potential for growth. It just depends on the person and how much of an entrepreneur they are.
i don't work in fast food anymore, i work in a supermarket. and i work overnight, and i get to go into the perishable section where nobody works overnight : )
Grocery troony
what kind of "spice" would you like on your leafy greens?
>still goes into supermarkets to buy shit
You need his services anon, face it
No you don't you idiot they have cameras in every corner of a super market and you know they watch your stupid ass walking around instead of working.
Lie better
not during the overnight shift, only the cameras on the outside of the building and in the entrance foyer are turned on.
You can easily get away with a ton of stuff, but the truth is nobody's gonna spit in your food because no one cares that much even if you act like an butthole. I have seen people pick dropped food off the floor and serve it multiple times though, and I used to toss salads with my bare hands all the time. One time a kitchen I worked in ran out of gloves and everybody was touching raw chicken and then touching all the other food right before serving it. But this shit just happens out of laziness. Nobody actually watches the cameras.
kek, bullshit, most high level management are lazier than the average retail worker
You mean not having friends? Meanwhile Rich Johnny gets a comfy high office position at his uncle's corporation.despite barely passing high school.
Look old as hell. I stopped going to movie theaters after I moved to NYC because I heard that all of the seats are infested with bedbugs that Black folk bring yo the theater and that its possible to take them back home and infest your bed with them.
iam always affraid iam going to get lice at some theaters.
I go to theaters often and I never gotten bedbugs, lived in israelite york city my whole life. You're moronic and gay.
#hustle&bustle
Hey everybody, The Trumpet Guy’s in the thread!
America is literally a third world country
>muh americccccca
>aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>I’ll stay on this American website some more and cry about my country being a vassal of America
got his ass
Damn, America suddenly doesn't look like a Brazilian ghetto slum anymore, thanks for pointing that out to me.
Think your getting us confused with brits
Based. They are jealous because they know the world revolves around us. They even know English which everyone knows is ours now.
Right? How can one not be jealous of this
It's like, hello? Is this beautiful world?
good morning sir
thing is, I literally live in a third world country and never see a mess like this
i live in a third world shithole too and have never seen disgusting piles of trash left behind in cinemas here that can be compared to those in american theatres, wtf
every theater I’ve ever been to has looked like this. when the movie is over you leave your trash on the floor. Yeah you try to leave it in a near pile but if some popcorn spills or a drink gets kicked over so what? the theater builds cost of cleaning into the price of popcorn.
>when the movie is over you leave your trash on the floor.
???? just throw it out in the garbage bin by the door as you leave
why would I do the janitor's job for them?
because otherwise you're littering, and it creates a bad habit
i have no reason to litter outside of the theater.
like other anons said, i vote with my trash when deciding if a movie was bad or not. it also gives the wagie something to do
>They literally get paid to clean it up.
homie just because someone gets paid to clean something doesn't mean you should shit on the fricking floor or something, you subhuman trash
I’m not doing all that. They literally get paid to clean it up.
>I have a job but I don't actually want to have to do it.
Friendly reminder that if you look good you're unironically living a better life than a millionaire. This wagie has no right to complain.
yeah he looks real good
The dude is an idiot. The point is that you don't have to clean up after yourself. Stupidly expensive but still, you don't have to clean up.
Probably Black folk
>I cannot BELIEVE I got paid to do what I signed up for!
In their defense Janitors get paid to clean up restrooms but I'd still be pissed if someone smeared shit on the walls
>I'd still be pissed if someone smeared shit on the walls
Then why take the job?
Any job is better than being on the streets or becoming a criminal.
I don't understand why you're asking such a moronic question
Because he doesn't have a job so he's confused as to why others take up jobs he dislikes. Just stop replying to him.
wagie ragie. clean it up b***h
nah mate, lick my cum off your mum's snatch until it's clean. I'll let you have at it afterwards
>mate
>mum
>snatch
Yep, it’s europoor time.
lol lmao based
you'd have to be a Black person to defend this
depends. was the movie bad? gotta let management know we aren't taking this sht anymore.
Last time I saw a bad movie, I took off my dirty diaper and stuffed it into the seat crack.
although I agree that the wagie should just do his job, that is one filthy cinema, wtf are they fricking pigs?
t.bartender from a movie theater. This is what it looks like after every movie that black people take their children to.
get a better job noob
Not My Problem: Level NG+ 99
Shoop
this one looks staged, especially since the meat still has that paper on the bottom of it
they it eat raw
No, people did it for The Northman
why do americans keep larping as whites?
>tfw Irish people aren't white because they mixed with sea faring people from North Africa
>tfw Swedes aren't white because recent African influx
>tfw Germans aren't white because they moved through the south-Russian steppes, mixing with asiatic horse nomads
>tfw French aren't white because they're not people
>tfw English aren't white because of Pajeets
>tfw Italians aren't white because of Moorish conquest
>tfw Slavs aren't white because they're mutt asians
>tfw Swiss aren't white because they're literally israelites
nothin like a delicious steak tartare at the kinoplex
>clean it up Janny!
>no.
why are you posting my gaming chair?
here bro, use mine.
What are those movie theaters and why they are so fricking dirty?
large jogger population in area
damn im so happy i dont live around black people.
frick that looks terrible....just constant disrespect and vile lifestyles
>waahh why do I have to do my job
Clean it up janny.
what the frick is that
Ground beef
I want to bring a gallon jug of chilli and spread it out on chairs one day after leaving the movies.
The shit I see in these threads are the kinda shit that regular wagies will laugh off 99% of the time, with the other 1% being some spineless cuck. The person cleaning this shit up with almost certainly be the salaried manager who is afraid of losing his $45k income.
>eating raw mince...
what stage are we at now?
its over moviebros...
>Imagine going to a theater that niggs and other nonwhites frequent.
Not even once. Never in fact.
>MCU fans leave trash
>because they’re trash
Would literally take one minute to clean, they should appreciate the work.
I worked in a kinotoreum when Toy Story 2 came out. That mess is nothing compared to that.
Checked and Jesus christ hoe old are you? I'm 32 and you're making me feel like a zoomer
There's barely anything to clean up here, just put the empty boxes and cans in the bin you lazy homosexual
imagine gargling down shitty overpriced processed movie theater goyslop while you enjoy the latest MY BALLS and then just leave a giant kids mess for the lesser humans to clean up after you. God i need to have SEX ASAP.
aww poor baby you had to do your fricking job? how sad...
Not even that bad. It's just a bunch of boxes and a pile of popcorn.
>Go to the local kinoplex
>No noise during the film
>No one claps afterwards
>Everyone throws their trash into the bins while walking in an orderly line
I love being in a first-world country.
How many Syrians did you see the film with Klaus?
>Everyone throws their trash into the bins while walking in an orderly line
do you bus your own tables at a restaurants in your cuck country too?
>I love being in a first-world country.
Which country do you live in that america protects and allows you to be “first world?” How many military bases does America have there?
Imagine someone saying
>Sweden sucks
Or
>Germany sucks
on this board.
Lol no one would ever say such a thing because those countries literally don’t matter and are completely irrelevant
>don’t matter and are completely irrelevant
living quality and standard of life is all that matters?
whatever your metric for relevancy is its dogshit
I guarantee I live a higher quality of life than you. Nary a nig nor muzzie anywhere near where I live.
But we were talking about living in a cucked nation run by women... that’s (You) vassalbro
No one believes this. Maybe some 60 years ago.
>No one believes this.
Lol
>let me tell you about your country
Okay dude.
Remember your little teeny country is like half of one of our states. It’s supremely easy to avoid nigs and muzzies if you wish to. Just don’t be poor, and don’t live in a major city simple as.
If some Black person walked down my street the police would be on him in minutes.
What level of cope is this?
>it's big so it's better
If anything, it's literally the exact opposite. More people equal more shit on the streets, equal more crime, equal more skid rows, etc.
Why is America not topping the "best places to live" lists? Why is it always countries that don't even make sense in an ~~*agenda*~~ stipulation? Because those metrics are objective.
I mean shit, Dubai, a defacto camelfricker country, has a luxurious image. America doesn't.
good morning sir
Good morning indeed
>good Morning!
>America bad
This is better than shitting on passenger seats.
>Yes sir better indded
So much better that’s why over 600million poos defecate in the street for every bowel movement their entire 53 year lives
If you have to compare yourself to this, you've already lost.
And yeah, it's still better than a theater seat or bus seat or whatever that is.
It's literally peak weimar. That singular picture means the entire human species has failed significantly.
Oh, you’re that israelite that does his ridiculous pilpul constantly the last three days. Always seething about america and the goyim because you see white people mobilizing and history will repeat itself and you israelites will get what’s coming to you, for the 10,000th time.
Go to bed rabbi. You have a babys penis to bite and suck tomorrow
Were you trying to reply to someone else or is your reading comprehension really that bad?
That's not very patriotic of you anon, you are Israel's greatest ally 😛
Oh, you’re stupid.
Carry on then
>no argument
I accept your concession. If it makes you feel any better, there are certain spots in the world I can see as being superior or even feel a hint of envy about. America ain't it.
poo
Lol
What country are you from.
I literally guarantee you won’t answer kek
bloody son of basterd bich
I actually won't, because I enjoy you having to second guess and try to come up with various copes about countries that are doing better.
Pro-tip, if America isn't topping lists about the best places you can live in, it objectively isn't the best.
gdp
>I actually won't,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHA
>america le bad
>but I’m too ashamed to name my shithole “country”
Always the same. I said I guaranteed you wouldn’t. You fricking irrelevant shitskins never do.
You're malding that you can't even come up with a decent comeback now. You have to guess and ponder, and at some point you're hit with the possibility that it's some place that doesn't look like skid row at every corner.
Like I said, start topping lists and I'll reconsider my position, third worlder.
>won’t name country
>b-b-but it’s sooperdooper great Ummkay?!
gay
he won’t ever name his country, just ignore him. he’s brown
I'll throw you a bone and say there's a few places that have it worse. Rural brazil, rural china, basically, the kind of places where those liveleak type videos pour from.
But give it a few years, and you never know. I mean shit, this thread is literally celebratory of decay, uncleanliness, and things of that nature.
embarrassing post.
poo in the loo
>poo in the loo
Not American so I'd rather not.
>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgygays "LOL frick the system frick Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.
>At the end of the day, you are all American people
Kek.
>I fricking love the United States of America, the American people
Well then you have no other option but to love my opinion as well.
Also,
> the American rags to riches story
In a thread making fun of wagies of all things. I'm pretty sure you posted some kind of elaborate pasta and didn't have the self-awareness to rethink your post.
>>Only country to have been to the Moon
I really wish i lived in a country with half the salary/purchasing power, more crime and more Black folk surrounding me, just so that i can say that some morons i dont even know stepped on the moon
what an achievment
really affects your life in a big way dont it?
I don’t have crime or Black folk around me. Should’ve studied harder in school so you’d be able to live in a better city.
Based.
Vassals BTFO
>inb4 their ongoing impotent seething.
At the end of the day their impotent cries mean nothing. Never had. Never will.
You're not very self aware if you think you can flex while someone else is literally posting shit dicks a few posts above you.
This isn't "utopic" or worthy of envy. It's quite literally shit.
Your streets are shit too.
Seethe
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>Seethe because you have it better than me
Right. Gotem.
Seethe. Seethe for me anon who is too embarrassed to even name his “enlightened country.”
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Stay mad that I'll never give you the opportunity to dunk on my country 😛
>t. seething coward
Why would anyone dunk on your country? Your country is irrelevant. Like dunking on a moronic kid
Okay fine I live in Sweden. Better than US and we both know it. Keep malding though.
For every shit dick pic, there's another 2000 pictures of pajeets shitting on the streets, or a ginormous crowds of muslim children walking home from a primary school in "white" Europe
>I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.
No one on Cinemaphile has ever thought this, not even patriotic people. It's contradictory to everything people here say and do.
>topping lists
Who’s lists?
Post lists. You mean under top 10? Or top 5? What are the metrics? “Free” healthcare? Good employment opportunities for women? Life expectancy without solving for shitskins and Black folk?
You literally don’t matter at all and your shithole country is the same. If you didn’t suck american dick 24/7 you wouldn’t be on this board right now
Most livable cities? Safest countries? Canada is above you guys. Come on anon. It's over.
Post lists moshe
Vienna, Austria.
Copenhagen, Denmark.
Zurich, Switzerland.
Calgary, Canada.
Vancouver, Canada.
Geneva, Switzerland.
Frankfurt, Germany.
Toronto, Canada.
This is what Google came up with. See America anywhere on that list moshe?
>“Free” healthcare?
its relatively free compared to your israelite system where you pay 1000x the production cost for a drug
or half your salary for an ambulance ride
most health care stuff is actually pretty cheap, so the government having control ensures noone is getting israeliteed
also stuff like gdp per capita, HDI or idk, crime stats
you can pick whatever metric that you prefer for a nice living, and there are multiple countries that beat USA on it
but tell me more about how you matter, im sure you are very special anon
>won’t name his shithole country
>america bad tho k?!
>I guarantee I live a higher quality of life than you
right
>Nary a nig nor muzzie anywhere near where I live.
good on ya
>But we were talking about living in a cucked nation run by women...
the entire west
thanks for spending 1/3 of your budget on military so that we dont have to and can live in luxury :*
That has been 90% my experience going to the movies here in GUATEMALA., outside of akward women laughing during weird times.
I have visited many countries here in latam but Guatemala is the most autistic one I know. Were are introverted I guess, I know I am.
I grew up in the suburbs and this was every time I went to the movies
>I love being in a first-world country.
All these posts
are in the US
Doesn't matter if it's first world or third world, what matter is if people aren't fricking moronic, and burgers are moronic
I don't see the point of doing the wagies job for them. Why have a custodial staff at all if everyone is going to be tidy?
Making messes provides jobs, in a way.
I don't do that sort of thing because I'm not a dirty tramp
Yea man me neither (unless the movie sucks)
>unless the movie sucks
i don't dump my popcorn/soda all over the floor and stick chewing gum on the floor and seats because I'm a bad guy. I do it to help the workers at the theater build more character. Without me testing them they are liable to get lazy without having constant challenges at their work. If there is some unintended punishment for their poor academics/career decisions (because let's be honest, they probably weren't the top of their class if they're working there) then so be it. But that is not my intent. Also I'm providing them with job security, for example:
Say there are 5 popcorn broom monkeys working at any given time at the theater. Each and every customer leaves the theater spotless and all of the trash makes it to the trashcan. All the gimp seat buckets are completely empty. The showers have no poop covering the drains while someone tried to step on it so it's halfway in the drain like a brown playdough toy. Do you think the manager isn't going to notice that he only needs maybe 2-3 popcorn broom monkeys for the shift? Well guess what that's means? That means that 3 of them will be let go. Is that what you want?
Yeah it's job security. They should be grateful for the opportunity
lol leaving unpackaged raw ground beef is someone fricking with the employees. probably one of their "friends".
>tfw you have to clean up the theatre after a screening of The Northman (2022)
Why are eruopeans so jealous of americans?
This. In India people shit on the streets? In the good ole US of A, we shit on the seats
gave me a chuckle anon gj
They live in a third world. Maybe to the rest of the world sans USA they’re well off but in comparison it’s pathetic. Most of Europe didn’t have ice until the 90s. Poorer countries literally don’t.
>third world
You mean like this?
Accidentally got some shit on my thumb today when I was carelessly wiping in between posts waiting for my minute cooldowns. Kind of made me think of how lucky I am to be American and how if I lived in Europe I wouldn’t even have any toilet paper. They just have to use their hands. No wonder they’re always thinking about us and the things we like.
I'd be jealous too.
They have dominated the world until fairly recently. The resentment makes sense
I always sit in the back so I can pee/poop without issue. I will usually use my cup and then dump it out after.
N
>be me 17
>come into empty theater drunk with mates
>ten minutes in start smoking cigarettes and putting them out on the seats
>one of my mates starts projectile vomiting forward over multiple rows
>spill the rest of the liquor over the floor and walls
>chuck the empty bottle at the ground and shatter it
>movie wasn't even that bad
King
>going to the cinema
do morons really
>he doesn't experience kino as it's intended
"kino" is watching movies all alone in a dark little room with a 24 inch gaming monitor
cinema is like public transport but for movies lmao
thats fricking based honestly. I always dump my leftover popcorn on the floor when the movie is over.
Same, I love being a dirty Black person. I hate soap too btw.
I vote with my trash. If it's a good movie, the most I'll do is leave behind my empty soda. If it's a bad movie, you best be sure that I'm dumping my leftover popcorn and soda on the seat after it's over. I'll stuff napkins and kernels in between the cracks of the seat as well
>I vote
Try I live* with my trash. I just get a boner from garbage and being looked upon as a disgusting freak.
This is the way. When i saw the last Star Wars movie i was so mad that i walked out 30 minutes in then went in the bathroom and shit in a piece of toilet paper then rubbed it on the walls of the stall and wrote “Star Wars - SHIT”. I would’ve given literally anything to see the reaction of the worker who had to clean that LOL.
I vote with my trash.
Top gun maverick was pretty good so I just dumped the rest of my popcorn/soda on the ground at the end.
Jurassic park sucked so I sliced the seat next to me open, put a bag of cat shit in it, and sewed it back shut. Frick that movie and frick the wagies for allowing it to be shown at their theater.
Why do you carry around a bag of catshit and sewing needles everywhere you go?
Bring my prank bag with me just in case the movie sucks.
Why are Black folk so unbearable at movie theaters?
Triggers their moon cricket ancestry where nogs only had the late nights to hoop and holler and ape out.
Clean it up wagie.
this is practically clean
yea must've been a decent movie if that's all they did
>a fricking trashcan in the viewing area
deserved
I watched a dude shove epidermic needles up under seats it was fricked. I only hope some wagie was hurt by it before some innocent white man sat on it.
you just witnessed it?
could have told some staff or something atleast
Why? The theater doesn’t pay me.
yeah im not DEMANDING that you do slavery or anything but if you really cared about white people getting hurt by sitting on it you should show some good old white man empathy towards your fellow kin and MAYBE just take 3 seconds of your time on your way out to report it
You realize he made that whole thing up, right?
These NEETs barely leave their houses
oh
well im a neet who never leaves either haha
probably went outside my room a total of 5 times during the 2 years of covid
Then you're naive and terminally online. Go talk to real people for a change and learn to discern fact from fiction.
>terminally online
yes
>Go talk to real people for a change and learn to discern fact from fiction.
how about no
what do i need that for when i have my best friend (you) who can tell me whats real for me?
Your standards must be pretty low if that's enough to satisfy your needs
I guess so
It’s not his problem though. Why would he report it?
Well then he lied about feeling bad due to the prospect of someone hurting themselves on the needle.
homosexual. Not a white man. You acted like a Black person.
Side note: anyone else feel the captcha is getting too obstructive to use Cinemaphile anymore? It took me over 5 minutes to make this post.
I highly doubt that thing he described even happened. Although it's possible because I've heard stories of razorblades being found taped to monkey bars which is even worse.
Why not just watch the movie at home ?
May I sometimes go a little overboard? Perhaps.
May I sometimes slip accidentaly and cause a mess?
Maybe, we're human after all.
May I on purpose take a big stinky shit on the seat if a fricking limp wristed homosexual comes telling me I'm not allowed to throw my poppies in the air to the sound of Zimmer score?
You can bet your fricking minimum wage on it that I will.
What? I'm not supposed to make a mess?
I'm supposed to suppress my urges to have fun when I've already paid for the experience? Shut your fricking herpes riddled mouth and start sweeping you inbred fricknut who can't figure what your job description entails.
>ooh, but decent folk don't mess, you're making me work overtime, buhuhuh
Keep giving me lip about your bad work ethic and I'll make sure you're working the holidays too you crossbreed of AIDS and a maggot. What? You think the school custodian curses every time the students shit the floor? Of fricking course not, but you, a grade A+ moron for some incomprehensible reason start wailing when a few extra kernels fall on the ground. I guess at the end of the day, there will always be those who put vermin like you in place and you can't help but keep on sweeping, that's just the way the mop flops.
>alpha
>has to post fanfiction through an iphone because he was scared of getting banned by online wagie janitors
lmao
clean it up janny
>Get hired to clean.
>Get upset that you have to clean.
????????????????
I always leave a huge mess whenever I go out to the movies/restaurants etc because I know there’s a 99% chance that the minimum wage moron cleaning up after me is a seething liberal redditor. I’ve recently started smearing my shit on bathroom walls. Always start laughing halfway through when I imagine his Reddit post later that day.
Actual autism
People get paid to pick it up just like how people get paid to put grocery karts away tard.
AMOGUS
No one ever told me for 30 years of my life that you're supposed to take your popcorn with you to put in the garbage when you leave
I always just left it on my chair, like my dad taught me
Same. And I will teach my son the same. It’s a tradition to humiliate the wagies.
The wagie thing is a cope for you enjoying to live as a dirty person
No one ever told me and I kinda viewed it like how you don't take your dishes to the kitchen in a restaurant, you leave it for the waiter
you must time your arrival for when the actual movie starts.
For 30 years of my life every theater I've been to has a little jingle about keeping the theater clean. *Go buy snacks* *Put trash in trash bins*
*Be quite* and when cell phones became a distraction *turn off your phone*
I'm always early and literally not once have I ever seen in any theatre any message to put my trash in the trash. No message, no video add, no sign anywhere.
If people need to be told explicitly, things are already too dire to bother.
Anyone got the one with the cucumbers?
clean it up, jannie
wagies are not human. not. my. problem.
King shit. Wagies gon seethe
ITT unemployed psycho homosexuals dunking on 17-year-olds working their first job
yes, that is what it means to be based
My post wasn't meant to be derogatory
>heh heh imagine being a wagie, so pathetic and disgraceful
>lives on government handouts but whines about liberals all day
see
Yes. Imagine not having to work for a living, but instead receiving handouts from people you don't like or care for, then making their jobs harder, then entertaining yourself by taunting them.
What kind of lifestyle could possibly be more based than this?
Are you happy, though?
If you are, by all means continue, it's a recipe for success. Only you know if it's working or not.
I know it didn't work for me and I'm happier now that I changed my life. But you do you
>wakandans
>people
Went to the Cineopolis the other day. Shit was so fricking cash
How so?
>wake up
>think about the united states
>repeat
Am Canadian, can confirm
beats thinking about my own country
Canada's doing better though
>Canada is doing better because some liberal on some website who hates America and Freedom says so
I live in Canada and I am well aware of what a shithole this place is, don't gaslight me, thanks
You could've been a little more subtle about you being American, anon.
Because it's funnier when you have no comeback, so you have to list 50 different countries and how "shit" they are compared to the States. When objectively, the States is not the best of the best.
>being so ashamed of your own country you can’t bring yourself to name it
Good job?
It shouldn't make a difference, right? America is the best. Kek
This
>muh America bad
>better spend all day on an American website that discusses American movies that are made by Americans in America telling everyone how bad America is
Not only American films are discussed here, and half of American films aren't even made by "native" Americans, starring native actors.
Plus, no one said discussion should always be positive. Clean your shit up and you'll get the praise you long for.
I've never had to go to a dirty theater because I don't live around blacks
name ONE country that is better and freer than America.
>think of the little hecking wagie
"No!"
Why doesn't anyone think of me? the guy being duped into watch yet another propaganda piece for globohomo. I'm sick of it, and I'm fighting back.
First I shove shellfish and peach fuzz into the seat lining.
Enjoy your lawsuit homosexual enablers!
then I huck my extra medium diet sproke directly at Chris Pratts fat head
next I release my collection of crickets, a box of 500 is only 30 or so bucks on amazon. At last! Joss Whedon's next joke will be greeted with the reaction it deserves.
Finally I stand up in the middle of the showing and shout "I can't fricking Fap to this!" and then as I stomp past everyone I spray liquid fart, then I I dump ass on the floor next to the toilet instead of in the bowl when I leave.
And none of that makes me a bad person, it makes me smarter than you.
I remember when I was a kid my dad took me to a burger joint and then we decided to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 in theaters. I shit myself at the burger joint because I thought it was a fart but it was an entire wet soupy diarrhea long dick style. We drove to the theater and sat down in the seats. It was a family thing for us to sit with one seat in between each other for more space. During the movie I slid my pants+underwear down just far enough for my shit covered ass to touch the seat. I sat like that for the rest of the movie. We left after and I would have loved to see the wagie's face when he saw that seat afterwards.
That never happened. Or, if it did, your Father is a failure.
what's in everyone's li'l bastard kit here?
for me it's just the basics.
A stink bomb, superglue, scissors/needle and thread, dog poop, and a smoke bomb (for emergencies)
A knife.
A Black person
I have a fake ID, a gun loaded with blanks, and a lockpick
I have a stop-gap jammer made out of a (stolen) spark plug, an Alfa AWUS036NHA, thermite, dimethyl sulfoxide, and several hallucinogenic research chemicals
its teens and um those one fine folk who trash theaters like this
>eating out
>finish my meal
>unscrew the ketchup bottle and dump the entire thing on the table
>write on my check "don't serve me burnt garbage"
>pay for my meal and leave
I do something similar but instead I keep all of my toenail clippings in a little baggie and put them in the salt shaker for everyone to enjoy.
I normally spit into the sugar container.
so that's why sugar shakers never work
Test
>work at a place that charges $20 for admission and $30 for concessions, per person
>expect to not have to work
clean it up
This thread is tame.
I used to work at Woolworths and one day some aboriginal "woman" went to the clothing aisle, took her pants down and shat right on the floor, over her clothes. She stripped naked and took a baby's bib off the rack and wiped her arse with it and threw it in the pile of her faeces. Then she stole some clothes off the rack, put them on and just walked out. My supervisor had to clean it up.
Kek that's philly for you. Also
>"Mannequin" was filmed at Woolworth's
>Boyz 2 Men still keepin' up the beat
>this thread
so it's true. Cinemaphile is overrun by hispanics and n(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
For years even before this wagie ragie meme, I would kick my remaining popcorn bag across the floor when leaving the cinema, just casually cause a mess of about 400 pop corn kernels.
I still don't know why I do it, but I do it everytime.
Frick you theater thugs. You are always being lazy, slow fricks when serving overpriced junk food and treat movie goers like garbage. you enforce muzzle demands, jab demands, silence demands, etc etc. You're the reason why the kinoplex is gonna die and I'm glad you will be left without a job for being such c**ts.
there's literally nothing wrong with trashing the kinoplex
Fellow Eurochads, how do we solve the ameripoor situation? Sending them foreign aid clearly isnt helping.
So you identify as European? Not your nationality? Weird.
Trashing the cinema is part of the kino experience.