''I am Le Father" Why did boomies lose their mind over this? Its an obvious retcon.

''I am Le Father" Why did boomies lose their mind over this? Its an obvious retcon. Vader was originally just some henchmen/enforcer, not le ''chosen'' one.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Star Wars was only meant to be one movie explain why they "waste" time with showing Luke being taught about the lightsaber and then never actually using it in the first movie. Just because everyone expected the first one to fail doesn't mean that Lucas didn't have the rest of the story planned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucas didn't have the rest of the story planned
      Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Red Yoda: A Star Wars Story

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His name is Yooda, you fake fan

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nuh-uh, Yooda is a clone of Yoda (who is a clone of Yda). Red Yoda is a whole other thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nuh-uh, Yooda is a clone of Yoda (who is a clone of Yda). Red Yoda is a whole other thing.

            Its Minch morons.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >77
              Minch on deez nuts, gaylord. Wookieepedia is fake, gay, and the most autistic website of them all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That isn't wookiepedia, it's some random fandom wiki.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His name is Yooda, you fake fan

          Nuh-uh, Yooda is a clone of Yoda (who is a clone of Yda). Red Yoda is a whole other thing.

          How many Yodas we got in this series anyhow?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We got shitty Phantom Menace puppet Yoda that has been memoryholed, We got Yaddle, voiced by BDH in a cartoon, we got not-quite-Yodaey-enough ghost Yoda in The Last Jedi, we got Dark Yoda vision in Clone Wars, we got Grogu, who normies think is Yoda as a baby, we got 2D animated Yoda, and two different 3D cartoon Yodas.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >voiced by BDH in a cartoon
              And who just sounds like a regular old lady, meaning Yoda's the only one who talks like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had the overall story sketched out, but Obi-Wan wasn't lying to Luke in the original version. Leia wasn't going to be the sister either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >77
        What works out though, is that the way Alec Guiness delivered the explanation of how Luke's father died. He totally comes off as if he is making up bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He definitely does when you watch it now, but did it seem like he was bullshitting the very first time you saw Star Wars (assuming you watched in release order without spoilers), or was it Alec Guiness' delivery of his explanation for bullshitting in Empire that made it retroactively come across that way?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that a real question? Probably nobody even considered Ben was lying until the "I am your Father" moment 3 years later. (I was 2 in 1977). Even after ESB, a lot of people thought Vader was lying for 3 years until RotJ.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >greatest threat to all you love and the universe at large
    >is revealed to be you father
    That is a wild twist though. Was it the first of it's kind?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone was clued in on that homosexual OP, the dramatic effect is what makes it good

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no reason to have this debate anymore.
    the new bad guy is there, eating brains out, killing childs, raping women, genociding thousands by the million.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is the only boomer I know who genuinely hates this retcon. Ask him about Star Wars and he'll say it was a good movie in the 70s that was immediately ruined by stuff like Darth Vader being Luke's father. He doesn't like five or six, he doesn't like the prequels (though he did bring us to them when we were kids) and he never watched the sequels or Disney shows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It reminds him of how he wasn't originally your father.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile Anon try not to project repressed cuckold fantasy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the first Star Wars hints at a fantastic world of limitless possibility and then over the course of six films it’s gradually trimmed down into something duller than a European history textbook. There should have only ever been one movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trimmed down into something duller than a European history textbook
        "b-but muh trade disputes and senate hearings! muh different planets and aliens!"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sisssterrr soooo....you have twin sissssterrrr

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Leia lying here? I don't see what she stands to gain. Maybe just trying to one up Luke since he has the force?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never seen photos of deceased relatives you never met?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=O_xjT_JE91RRlj2Y

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JFC who makes this garbage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now anon, creating art is not for armatures.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am Yuurf Atharr

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is why the FRICK Revenge of the Sith is the best Star Wars movie on every level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Revenge of the Sith
      >the best Star Wars movie on every level
      kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >maddox
        Heard he was a troony now.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what if it’s a retcon, they don’t always have to be bad

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are a troll, OP. Stop making your moronic posts and find a real fricking hobby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no not muh stars wars I wrote this off as ‘kino!’ ever since I was 3 and an older person told me to think that way, if it’s actually just another movie with little problems like anything else, the whole premise of my 35 year career in worshipping this thing will go down in flames!

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