>i am...le lonely antisocial hackerman.... >has sex in the first episode

>i am...le lonely antisocial hackerman....
>has sex in the first episode

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex is very easy to get if you just have low standards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the point is antisocial people lack the will or self-confidence to do so...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, antisocial people just prefer not to be around others, doesn't mean they can't socialize.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are you choosing to speak for others?
          are you psychic?
          you realize you can only speak for yourself, right?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you tell him..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but men don’t have standards? women do?
      are you a woman projecting?
      men don’t even get to touch their looksmatch since like 2020 dipshit
      how old are you?
      why would you say something so patently unrealistic and foolish?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looksmatch
        You should get your hair cut and take a shower. Get contacts, or at least differently framed glasses. Chin up! You can do this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is, but I doubt the chick he bangs here is some hog.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you see virgins complain about not having sex blah blah blah. There are fatties galore waiting in line to get piped. I get it though, I don’t want to frick ‘em either. But I’m American so I’m used to seeing tall handsome guys with round little midgets.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            every legitimately ugly obese woman around here has kids or is in a relationship.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even the biggest of hamplanets will not frick a guy who is alone at the club and he's not chad.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          am i supposed to find her unattractive?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shes not unattractive, she's actually some one the anti-incel people would say is too high standard. She just isn't much too look at compared to Hollywood. It's like when people trash NBA bench warmers even though they're better than 99.9% of the population at basketball.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being able to get laid but you can't commit to a relationship. What a sad piece of shit that person must be.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first episode
    >lonely antisocial and so much social anxiety that he can't enter a bar, say "hello" and then leave.
    >completely forget about this after the first episode
    >later episode even has him confidently pick up a woman at a bar to get her creds.

    what the frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wouldnt even be so bad, part of hacking is social engineering.
      its just that the social aspect does not fit his character at all.
      they should have modeled the show after hackers and probably also set it in the 80s.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Height. 5′ 7½″ (1.71 m)
      How does he do it bros?

      >Proceeds to eat babies an rape kids in his spare time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His sociopathic split personality had to do that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because the schizo MASTERMIND personality we see for the rest of the show has taken over
      Did you even finish the series?
      I had to look up the meaning on Google

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. It's bad writing by writers who have no idea about real mental illnesses and they think being mentally ill gives you super powers in the same way that a comic book character who touches nuclear radiation can suddenly fly and see through walls when in reality he'd have lukemia and die within 3 weeks

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    also reminding you that his drug dealer was a girl

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you really think the show would be good if the protagonist looked like this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'd turn into a comedy if he was fat and did the "axchtually" fat accent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this and say whatever you think I would say.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love a show featuring some genuine neckbeard like this, but without it being a strawman beatdown, hero's journey into chad, overproduced emotional documentary, or comic relief side character

      just one single honest attempt at representing a real human being that the world refuses to regard as real

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch silicon valley
        They stay as virgins and neckbeards even after making it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gilfoyle was slaying Satanist pussy left and right.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they don't.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been two years since I last had sex.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been 8 years and 6 months for me. I don't know where the time went.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had sex and I turned 32 earlier this week.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex the past weekend, after around 8 years, it was with a prostitute, it was lame, I came pretty fast, and was too expensive for what it was.
      I think this is it for me, no more sex ever.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        poor you, 8 years, that must have been tough, you're just like the goose fr

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        prostitutes always want to use a condom, and let's be real... jacking off is better then having sex with a condom.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex with to 2 escorts earlier this year. Before that I didn't have sex for 3 years. It's not a fricking meme. If you're young and have a gf you need to settle down now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you me

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Height. 5′ 7½″ (1.71 m)
    How does he do it bros?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have confidence and can make a girl laugh, the rest doesn't matter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pusy hacker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli writers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie how is this unattractive?? Shes not even wearing makeup and still looks good which most women can't even do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >around the same height
      >find myself actually wanting a taller gf more and more as i get older
      it isnt fricking fair. as if it wasnt hard enough for an autist to get a gf, getting a gf thats taller than you is fricking impossible. i hate societal norms

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Proceeds to eat babies an rape kids in his spare time.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    only like 1/3 of mr.robot was good
    which is most of the shit with elliot, the rest was stupid bullshit

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    His problem isn't "loneliness", it's being fricking insane.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fricking plot device

      He's so mentally ill that he forgets his family members and harms himself daily by accident. How is he not in prison or a psych hospital in three episodes?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a virgin is hilarious, honestly. Hollywood is absolutely terrified to make a male virgin the protagonist of a show. I think we're about 10-15 years away from prioritizing male virginity and losing it as like something that gets brought up by parents at doctors officers or something, I don't even know what I'm trying to say. You're better off having to take your shoes off to count and only being able to read three words a paragraph than be a male virgin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We get it pussy has taken hold of the logic centers in your brain. No need to write a dissertation on it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because women can't respect a virgin loser, on almost a biological level
      Whether they say it openly or not, or even recognize it, being exposed to an abject loser seems to fill them with such disgust that you're basically abdicating half the audience by moving in that direction if you also intend to make the male 20-something virgin loser a protagonist, and I don't see that ever changing. For all the taboos people seem willing to break, ever admitting that sex isn't the end-all-be-all of your life seems like something that they'll never, ever break on

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was supposed to be on mdma in that scene too. its almost impossible to get a boner when youre high in that shit

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post the pasta

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    With his drug dealer, who made him.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a pseud

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The saddest thing in the world is to be lonely, but not alone. Surrounded by people you do not care about and who do not understand you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s what gods life is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit im god dude

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope you’re a human
          god is above you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If God isn't human, he can't share the human experience

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              jesus christ, anon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, he took a human form. It depends how you interpret the holy trinity. Yes, Jesus is God in human form, but Jesus is still also his own man separate from God.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you the anon who said god can’t be lonely because he’s not human
                he created humans so maybe our version of loneliness is an inferior imitation running on weaker hardware

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that seems powerful sad..

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          God is an incel just like me.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching and completely forgot about this trash as soon as the troony appeared. Fricking disgusting.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks his ugly busted drug dealer with rotting skin while he was crossed on morphine and ecstasy
    >Cinemaphile thinks this means he is a gigachad
    I'll admit it would have been better if he was a hateful incel or something, but come on, he's not pulling 10's

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody said or meant to imply he was a chad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then what are they implying

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the show is dishonest

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            how is it dishonest
            you have to be a virgin to think that having sex suddenly invalidates everything else he said about his loneliness

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you’re a backtracking loser
              none of your low iq narrative shifting will make your trash soap opera become quality

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument homosexual
                have a nice day

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i’ll keep shitting on this gay show that you obviously like

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I like the show
                moron do you think you're deciphering a hidden motive? I'm defending the show because I like it
                moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you’re repeating the point of my own post to me and calling me the moron
                i think you’re black at this point and id bet money on it

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    having meaningless sex is just succumbing to base urges, just getting a nut for a few minutes of relief

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can "succumb" to having sex
      cope incel, it's an impossible goal for you and your withered dick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you didn’t prove him wrong you’re just shitting yourself and crying

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know why there are so many Mr. Robot threads lately? I'm a big fan of the show but its weird to me that it seems to be reemerging here on Cinemaphile. Why?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what do you think the real elliot looked like?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he get fake murdered in the alternate reality episode? He looks just like hacker Elliot

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are very few shows that actually portrayed losers as losers. The best one i can think of is Welcome To The NHK.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incel is a state of mind

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this too. For as much as elliot claims to represent a shutting, incel type persona he betrays that sentiment all the time during the show. I guess it's because he has multiple personalities. Still loved it

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about not having sex
    >current year
    Pay an escort, get it over with, it's that simple
    >b-but m-muh first time needs to be speshul!
    >sex != love
    If it's not the need to bust a nut, then start working on bettering and loving yourself first.
    >armchair psychology is.... LE BAD
    keep coping then

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    women wouldnt be attracted to him if he didnt have sex to make them jealous and therefore attracted to him

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they edit the sex out because it's gross heterosexual sex and just cut to them smoking in bed afterwards
    >2 episodes later they show a man sodomising another man from behind, very graphically and aggressively
    >they show him ejaculate all over the guys arse and back
    >guy says "don't clean it up i like being dirty"

    Fricking disgusting show.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actual lonely antisocial moron was inside his head and this was the cooler imaginary version of himself so yes.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incels are too depressive to be hax0rz.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino antagonist
    >You hack computers; I hack time.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they wanted the lonely antisocial audience, but also the normie audience, plz understand

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