I am not gay. I have relationships with women. And sex with men!
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I am not gay. I have relationships with women. And sex with men!
I am not gay. I have relationships with women. And sex with men!
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Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
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Yet to be refuted
Crust.
I'm like a lobster but I live in freshwater
What is a crawfish?
You were supposed to say
>I got news for you, that means you're cray
Sorry I let you down anon
It's okay, the joke wasn't very funny anyway
A miserable little carapace of secrets!
>no arrow
You look like that and say that
I am gay and have sex with men
And despise women
What's that like, anon?
Conversations are better
Like, with strangers? What do you talk about?
Usually our experiences and day to day material stuff
And as I prioritize talking to men it makes it more linear
Do your parents know? Do they accept you?
Do you go to pride parades dressed as a giant dildo?
As to parents, yes they're fine with it
They're mainly concerned that I have a job and an income and future
I don't need to go to a pride parade
D-Do you like Star Trek?
what the
It's like Star Wars, but gayer.
zesty
How did Ice T know so much about being on the down low?
Unironically know three (3) people with this attitude.
Met them all at the local gym.
Based gaychads
They're not gay; not according to them, at least.
I feel like that makes him bisexual. Although when he says "relationships" with women, are they entirely platonic? Then I guess he's gay.
>I feel like that makes him bisexual
Well, I got news for you
not how it works in the black community. Both men and women can fool around with the same sex, but then stop and still consider themselves straight. Men in prison can be gay-for-the-stay and be straight if they stop after getting out. Men can be down low and have flings off and on with other men, but as long as they don't ever acknowledge it or act gay around their people, it's not considered as bad as being totally out of the closet. Lots of guys experiment while younger and grow out of it and that doesn't make them bisexual like white people are.
>brotha, you aint got no crust that's gay.
How could this PS2 character possibly not realise how gay that is, not to mentioned moronic? Who the frick wants to get relationship fulfilment from women? They're boring for the most part, that's why you have friends.
>that's why you have friends.
I'll be your friend on Cinemaphile.
Okay! We can be best friends until the thread hits 300.
What do you wanna do, friend?
Shitpost.
But I do that everyday. I finally have a friend.
I wanna do something interesting.
...eh, I guess we could shitpost together.
>I wanna do something interesting.
Like what?
I dunno. I leave the house once every four months.
My idea of interesting is not eating microwaved ramen for once.
Imagine spending your entire life in acting school, taking the plunge and moving to LA, auditioning for hundreds of roles and getting rejected for every single one, working shitty jobs to make ends meet, living in some disgusting apartment in a crime infested ghetto, finally getting hired in a bit part in a major show, thinking this would be your big break in Hollywood, only to realize you are being forced to read this line with a straight face.
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel
Typical nuBioware writing and animation
>I said, 'Well Belzer, you’re israeli and I’m Black, so if the Klan come, I just gotta outrun you.'