I am pissing myself silly knowing that Disney will make him gay or better yet, trans or even black. The thought of every single person here having a meltdown and crying themselves to sleep over Wolverine getting "pozzed" makes me want to orgasm.
I am pissing myself silly knowing that Disney will make him gay or better yet, trans or even black.
I like to jerk off to Captain Marvel deep fake porn.
Ok?
He's gonna be a pajeet or asiatic, just like you OP.
So you'll finally have a hairy, smelly, manlet hero to call your own!
This won't happen and I want you to admit you were stupid to assume it when it doesn't happen.
It will. Disney will jump at the chance to take a white, manly man and make him gay or trans and I will love getting drunk on your tears.
yes we get it, liberals literally just want to make things worse for everyone around them
Worse? More gay or trans representation is worse? I love it and even better if it makes you cry in your little diapers.
if you actually cared about representation you would make your own shit, but you don't care about having your own shit, you want to ruin shit for everyone else
Then why hasn't it happened in the comics yet?
It has, though. Wolverine had a gay arc.
It's better to have representation and make chuds mad at the same time.
If it was up to me, there wouldn't be a straight, white male character in anything.
>Wolverine had a gay arc.
No, he didn't.
Post specific panels because I know it did not happen.
I'm not spoonfeeding you. He did.
You have not posted the panels because they do not exist.
Single issue what-if jokes don't count or matter.
Everything on Krakoa, which you havent read because no ones fricking read it. Because its so awful and thats what they will base the new movies on.
pretty sur there is some alternate universe comic or whatever with him and Hercules? being a couple
so yes, i can see it happening in the movies too
Not it wont pay attention...You didnt saw the witcher?They will bait with a loyal representation of Wolverine only to make everyone else around hin colored.Kit Pride and Jubilee will gonna be 100% black
You know, people can and will design new characters. It'll be a while for them to catch on but believe me, innovation has been long overdue and this black staining of memorable characters will be the perfect catalyst.
if that's the case I'll just won't watch it and move on with my life. you do know that you can just not consume product? you don't NEED to watch every popular thing, just to make 36 threads about how gay and troony it is?
Have fun being an outcast and not having sex, then.
>if HAVE to watch MARVEL MOVIES and pander to GAYS and TRANNIES to have sex!!
the american mind is truly, and irreparably broken.
I mean, yes? Progressive people are happier, lead more productive lives, have more sex, and generally more liked by everyone.
>Progressive people are happier
It's the exact opposite. The experts you always like to site have studied this and progressives on the whole are far more miserable. They're also the only group to hate their own race(Theystudied that as well)
Chud moment
No one is worried about it because soon it will be solved.
No really, it's as easy as a Google search. Multiple studies.
That's probably some old study that no longer applies. Nowadays it seems things are pretty equal, with the right's main identity shifting to complaints about various things, often of little or superficial importance.
>little importance
>kids shouldn't be groomed into cutting their dicks or breasts off
>blacks shouldn't loot stores en masse and kill each other by the dozens per day
>child trafficking is bad and most of it is done by having an insecure border
>gas, food, and most things should be less expensive
>little importance
Doesn't seem to be. There's articles going back all the way to 2015. Year after year the same results. Mental illness is rampant on the left. I know I'll be called alt right chud for stating that but it's just a fact.
Most school shooters and/or domestic terrorists don't identify as left leaning. Not all of course, but it's generally contained to closed doors.
The ones that are reported, sure.
At this point, being called a chud is just them admitting you're right.
The numbers are probably just as high on the right, they just wouldn't admit to such a thing. The left is more transparent about such things.
Lord, excuse after excuse. This is why this my side your side shit is so embarrassing. You're no better than some fat b***h on a scooter with a Maga hat on. Two sides of the same zealotrous coin.
And how do you differ, assuming you're natsoc? You're just a socialist with conservative views on gender and race. It's as deep as a kiddie pool.
The difference with me is I'm not married to either parties marching orders. It's not all or nothing with me. I have nuanced views on abortion, the gay community, inner city poverty, etc, and I'm definitely not a socialist. I'd vote for a candidate regardless of party if they were the same way. Regardless of red or blue politics.
I just don't buy the idea that there's a party comprised of content individuals at this point.
There's blissfully unaware normies and stupid people but those hardly engage much in politics. The ones who make it part of their identity rarely come from a place of complacency.
Yeah, I could see that. Honestly, it's all pretty fricked at this point.
>The ones who make it part of their identity rarely come from a place of complacency.
Not him, but I don't even think most people here make it part of their identity.
Most people, even on /misc/, simply see Cinemaphile as a place to vent about the world and get whatever frustrations they have ABOUT modern day politics off their chest.
It's just about the only place left where you can criticize the major institutions that hold power over us and hate us with every fiber of their being.
That should not be a partisan issue because no one in power has any sympathy for any of us, whether you think of them as right or left or whatever.
The main issue is that very few people see that and think of everything in terms of sports teams, rather than the reality of all of us vs the 1%.
Keep moving that goalpost.
The right haven't come across as happy or content since before the 80s.
What do you consider right anyway?
Conservatives and off-shoots of that
https://equityresearch.tufts.edu/why-being-conservative-is-correlated-with-higher-happiness/
https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2022/08/27/why_are_conservatives_happier_than_liberals_849615.html
> the right comes off happy and content
> always salivating at the idea of murdering trans and non whites and have a large faction of incels within their ideology
Lmao nice cope
That's what I'm saying, I don't think the general image of the right has been one of content or happiness in a while. Prior to that, there was the whole satanic panic thing and soccer moms throwing tantrums at various things.
The left can also be pretty miserable and preachy, but they don't necessarily shy away from imperfection or try to mask it as much.
>> always salivating at the idea of murdering trans and non whites and have a large faction of incels within their ideology
And where's the evidence of this? Because it was four different trans people committing mass murders this year alone. And a black man literally just killed a white BLM supporter yesterday.
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
I'm European and your arguments suck dick.
Not really. You don’t live here
You mean the same people who goes around all day every day worrying about climate change?
>you HAVE TO WATCH DISNEY SHLOP to be ACCEPTED
jesus christ dude, do you even read what you write? you can be progressive and have a sense of taste.
I'm not even kidding but I want it to happen. I haven't watched a new piece of media from Disney in a decade. They're bleeding money at an alarming rate and they just keep doubling down even after bomb after bomb. I legit wouldn't mind seeing them liquidated at this point. There are companies and places that can be redeemed, saved, whatever you wanna call it, but I legit believe they're past the point of saving.
it would be hilarious if some Bollywood studio bought the MCU rights after a collapse at Disney.
They should make him a literal midget. That's the only way to make everyone happy
>gay
He swung that way historically.
>Trans
Trans that cannot off himself, or have the surgery hold? Hilarious, sign me up.
>Black
Now, I wouldn't necessarily be against that, but they would make it into an absolute American snoozefest of muh blacks in history.
Also, there's already a prozzie Wolverine, and an Asian twink pansexual Wolverine. They can just use these.
You do not give a frick about Wolverine's "history" you pretend to for online debates and when you meet someone like me who actually knows his history you mock me for caring or reading comics. Same tired old shit. There is no historically significant romance between Wolverine and a man that was the crux of a story arc or action set piece. Thats why you sneakily use the word "swung" so when called out you can weasel out of it with flippant language.
>mfw I assume OP is being ironic but he's not
Bruh you posted Wolverine from Fortnite
Imagine dedicated hours of your day to "owning" anonymous strangers on the internet as part of some dumbass culture war.
Jokes on you, I've already accepted the inevitable long ago.
>never actually confirms whether they had sex or not
This was brilliant in retrospect. They could've just tag teamed Jean but the populace has such a phobia for woke shit at this point, they fill in the blanks themselves.
It already happened in comics, they do this thing where they make shit comics no one wants to read so they can base a film on the diversity or gayness in said comic 5 years later then claim "comic accuracy" so your faux feminine enjoyment of outrage... Already happened. And I guess you were too busy having sex and running your multi billion dollar business to care.
wolverine can't be pozzed cuz his mutant healing abilities would kill the HIV virus
what if the new show (or whatever it is you're talking about i don't follow capeshit) makes him a gay but he just goes around spreading/accepting tons of AIDS cuz he can't die from it?
would that be based?
Why would that be based?
he'd be killing a bunch of gays presumably
Akshually, all mutants are canonically immune to AIDS. I almost forgot about that until you brought it up.
He would be the perfect candidate for heroic homosexualry since you could pound his ass as hard as physically possible and the tears would all heal immediately and his body would just purge all the aids and other diseases that plague the gays.
>I am pissing myself silly knowing that Disney will make him gay or better yet, trans or even black. The thought of every single person here having a meltdown and crying themselves to sleep over Wolverine getting "pozzed" makes me want to orgasm.
This is probably a troll account, but it's the state of affairs that "creators" actually believe this.
It's why we have such unbelievably shit art.
And it's also why media companies are absolutely tanking in terms of profit.
Don't serve your customer, go out of business.
I mean I know the % of creators is very high that would espouse what OP does...but what is the % of the American public that would care? 1%?
Until companies get back to basics with content, they will increasingly face bankruptcy. Nobody will be immune.
he died so who cares
>trans Wolverine gets bottom surgery
>but his neo-vegana keeps healing too fast
>he has to dilate with his claws
Directed by David Cronenberg
>I am pissing myself silly
I believe you.
Nah it'll be a woman
protip: when you see a gay or woman type like this, just ignore them. thats the best punishment, just no attention at all. negative attention is still good in their mentally ill minds.
>Be a pussy b***hing about imaginary things on a image board
>Its suprised that is losing the culture war
Holy frick grow a spine you homosexuals
Same energy
Nah they wont, theyll cast another Hugh type. Which is a fricking shame on its own, Wolvie should be a manlet