>..I am responsible for those things
>but none of her injuries?
>can't say that, none of her injuries
he wuz kangz
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>..I am responsible for those things. >but none of her injuries? >can't say that, none of her injuries
>tfw you haven't done crime in ten minutes
Oof that's gotta hurt
>this guy
>Prince Andrew
>Jesse Smollett
If you do bad shit don't do press interviews.
You're just going to execute yourself.
The Joss Whedon interview was pure kino
What joss whedon interview??
https://www.vulture.com/article/joss-whedon-allegations.html
Enjoy
Jussie Smollet didn’t do anything bad. Chicago PD framed him for bs charges because they were trying to cover up a hate crime done by one of their police members
I let out a loud snort at this
it's the closest to laughter I've felt in some time and it's certainly nowhere near as entertaining as the reality
zesty
okay so. why did he do it?
got mad for about 5 seconds
steep price
>inflicted bodily harm on a small and frail woman in a short period of time because he’s extremely low IQ, has no impulse control, zero abstract thinking, and high time preference
Here you go. Helped you out just a little
because he's a "monster" and she makes him wanna commit suicide because he's so heckin self-hating when he sees her injuries after he beat her up
That's basically how he said it
he's a manipulative frick. She was probably also a piece of shit, because pieces of shit cling together, but he's the big star so he is the one taking the fall.
homie moment
Socioeconomic factors
repressed zest
He's fundamentally disgusted by the female body and women in general but doesn't dare reveal his zestlevel to the world.
He ooga.
Girl booga.
Blacks are inherently more violent and aggressive, it’s just reality
When they put their hand on someone, it always will end worse than if a white had done it
It’s why they’re always getting shot by cops because they physically cannot stop resisting/reacting violently
Having a girkfriebd is extremely exhuasting particularly when she's a histrionic bawd
Now imagine that but she snatches your phone and starts going bananas over a picture of your bussy you sent to massa.
whats a girkfriebd
she insulted him a little bit. got a little out of order herself.
Nah nah, she didn't insult anybody.
Anon, give us a drink.
The frog and the scorpion
for da culture
It's genetic.
I don’t know what you mean. He dindu nussin
he was just a victim systemic racism and socio economic factors.
Someone post the webm of the “apologetic, got himz life toogetha” five time niggro felon that jumped over the bench and attacked a white woman judge the other week
>ayo its be is muh cultcha n sheeeit
uhhhh I think you're probably potentially lacking some what is colloquially known vernacularly as the contextual priorifics which I as an expertator on the uh situation may be able to vociferously unpackify for you my brother
Lack of impulse control is what caused this. The fact that the guy was convicted of beating his wife and decided to attack a judge in a court proves he has no impulse control and needs to be locked up.
>The statements he made in the documentary are completely and utterly incompatible with our mission, values and policies
Wait, why didn't they say his statements were untrue?
>”Wait, why didn't ~~*they*~~ say his statements were untrue?”
ftfy
>noooooo, you can't say that
He deserves an award for being courageous enough to speak the truth.
>let's entrap an 90 year old man with dimensia into saying something we don't like so we can ruin his entire legacy
Fricking grim
Honestly she deserved it. What did she expect? Especially as she relaxed
I want you to look at his face for five seconds and then tell me, me, right here, that it's not absolutely hideous.
Have you looked at that shit?
He will always be Kang
KFC forever or whatever pink panther said
why this homie so gay
how many masculine straight black male actors are there for the new generation?
why dont they give denzels son more work? he was decent in tenet and kkklansman
he wants to believe that he's some kind of MLK role model black leader but the reality is he's just another hoodrat slapping his woman around
and he can't even admit it to himself
fricking zesty, zesty homie
MLK was born in the 1920s. He absolutely slapped his wife as needed.
>MLK was born in the 1920s. He absolutely slapped his wife as needed.
His wife was a devout christian, so he didn't need to because she knew her place.
Funny he should do this interview before sentencing. Now the jury can spite him even more. His legal and PR team really hate him
what is that face expression trying to convey?
*spits water
Help dis boat leakin!
/ourkang/ dindu nuffins. He's the first black man ever caught on video running away from a snowbunny. That homie is zesty af.
Ook ook ah ah
Who the frick is that Black person morons?
whoever it is, his masculine dominating appearance got you to enter his thread, whitiboi. now bend over and pucker up
>random Black person on Cinemaphile
>oh you failed, you replied to Black personthread
yes
>losing your career over a 4/10 woman with a scratched ear
LMAO.
Kang is based. His b***h was acting up so he beat her into line. We should all follow his lead. He's officially /ourguy/.
this is why you don't do interviews
especially if you're a low IQ moron who gets stumped by the most basic of questions
Imagine the team up
>if it was a reversed and a black man was chasing a white woman down the street, he would have been shot
Jesus Christ he's really playing the Black victim card
He's so fricking ugly
>Majors rants:
>“Let me just lay it out for you, right? If I am, I’m just gonna say this. My temper, my shit, all that. All that said, right? And let’s say, I’m a great man. A great man. I am doing great things, not just for me, but for my, for my culture and the world.
>“That is actually the position I’m in. That’s real. I’m not being a dick about it. I didn’t ask for it. I’ve worked, and that’s the situation. The woman that supports me — that I support, the work that — needs to be a great woman and make sacrifices the way that man is making for her and for them ultimately. Last night, two nights ago, you did not do that.”
his career doesn't look that impressive on paper, is he some kind of great thespian?
What great things has he done? A fricking marvel movie?
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>they told any woman that would listen this is a good looking Black
>“If you watch all the videos and you reverse that, and you see a Black man chasing a young white girl down the street screaming and crying, that man is going to be shot and killed in the streets of New York City,” he said.
this is probably his legal statement. some moron handler let him say this.
>You be Kang of kangz
>Shanequa starts wilin' out in the car
>She take your phone by force (that's a robbery and assault by the way)
>You take it from her and get out the car to leave the situation
>She moves to chase you out of the car, so you push her back in
>She's a clumsy moron with those long kween nails, so she ends up injuring herself a little
>Still gets out and chases you down the street
>You leave and she goes out to the club with some strangers she just met to have a "good time" with some "lovely people"
>Next day she looks all bruised and in pain, so you call for medical assistance
>You get arrested and convicted and lose your whole livelihood
Ayo nine won won if my b***h - I mean my girl holler at you she be lying. Aight?
>lets see Paul Allen’s prefrontal cortex