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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEN LONGJEANS THREW THAT gay OUT THE WINDOW

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >backhands you
    >throws you out the window

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't actually happen to that guy in real life, but was fun for the movie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was just banished but when the king died they ignored the order.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And he got murdered outside Kenilworth Castle by the barons, if his real-life analogue was Piers Gaveston.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      McGoohan had the best haughty english accent
      >Who is this person who speaks to me as of I needed his advice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We'll backhand theirs as well. We have reserves...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Punch the Irish; the banjaxed cost nothing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is a 30 year old man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting truth from a Gibson film that isn't an anti-Semitic rant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      King Coof

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its MY island

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lead his irishmen to their deaths
      >get fricked by the scots in return
      I don't understand this made up loyalty between irish and scots

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being quartered and sent to various towns in Ireland
        The head part I can understand, but why did brits do this shit so often? For the people of those towns, those arms and legs could just be from some random bastard that they killed for fun.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the brits saying "dont frick with me bro"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't understand this made up loyalty between irish and scots
        A lot of Scotland's most prominent cultural traits come from the Highlands leading people to think that it's how the whole country is, which then makes for Pan-Gaelic sentiment appealing.
        It's not true, ofc. The Picts were Brittonic and though with the Gaelic Dal Riata it formed the Kingdom of Alba, the Scots have been low-tier Englishmen for centuries now.
        Why, they even elect brown Muslims to rule over them

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why, they even elect brown Muslims to rule over them
          >Kills feminism and Pride and israelites can't say boo
          Don't agree but can sympathize

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, yes the city of Hamtrack or something
            There was also an article about how the most progressive citizens of the city felt "betrayed" by the Muslim citizens because they install voted a lot of measures favoring them and inclusivity but now that they're the majority they don't feel that the Muslims are doing the same.
            This is why this country is going to shit. Somehow it's white citizens have become self-flagellating homosexuals just like the Europeans. The white American wants to be destroyed.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the paradox of tolerance. It'll be the death of the western world, sadly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit mistakes were made and correct the course accordingly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will likely never happen.
                Even if organically enough resentment has been building up in the population the institutions of power will do everything possible to stop it from turning into actual violence and without violence, no change will come

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody's ever sat them down and explained that they're importing millions of someone else's Billy Bobs and Cletuses.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one in London gives a shit about anything north of the Trent, so of course they don't give a shit if they flood the North with ethnically-alien castoffs from shithole countries that will want to repeat their shithole-making in their new country.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A lot of Scotland's most prominent cultural traits come from the Highlands leading people to think that it's how the whole country is
          We don't have the population in the Highlands, unless you count stupid Inverness where the money goes
          Mini London, full of frickwits

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, harsh environment and centuries of normal yoke will do that to you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              *norman

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Scots have been low-tier Englishmen for centuries now.
          >Why, they even elect brown Muslims to rule over them
          Isn't the UK PM a pajeet?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's paki, which is a pajeet with Arab sauce over him

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I knew he was one of the browns they have a lot of.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's less 'loyalty between' and more 'we hate these Anglo-Norman c**ts from the southeast enough to get along for mutual cultural survival'.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's a trick I learned fron the Saracens during the crusades.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this one girl I was dating when he throws the homosexual out the window she started laughing and went "Peace, Phillip." Then after he disarms his son and b***hslaps him she's like "I know this guy's an butthole and I'm supposed to hate him and whatever, but he's kind of awesome."

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is skilled in the art of assassinating his enemies from behind.

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