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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fixes your battlemech with two paperclips and chewed bubblegum
    I'm pretty sure this is the real "Guyver"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM THE GUYVER!
      But are you the McGuyver?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This film sucked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sequel was kino tho.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's one strong word. It was better, but acting and pacing still suck really hard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kino
        Oh it was a cinema alright.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's one strong word. It was better, but acting and pacing still suck really hard.

      It's toku, you are not expecting Marlon Brando. It only suck when you know the people behind it aren't even trying.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why Dark Hero is superior because you can tell they at least tried with what little they had to work with as a sequel to the last movie. Also has David Hayter humble beginnings and Guyver Zonid fight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          First guyver movie had some incredible practical effects work and hilarious overacting. It's not lazy or boring in a Hollywood way, bad but still highly entertaining and admirable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVED it when I was 12, thought it was a masterpiece, but I definitely struggle to watch it now. I will say though, the costumes were fantastic and there were a few neat moments here and there, but definitely a rough watch when you’re an adult.

      Dark Hero is legitimately good and a better adaptation of the material than we could ever get now.

      That's one strong word. It was better, but acting and pacing still suck really hard.

      The acting was fine. The pacing was good so I don’t get how you’re saying that. The whole movie was a lot of fun, had great choreography, and did a better job getting across the stakes and overall story compared to the first one.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM THE GUYVER!
    But are you the McGuyver?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Howlin' Mad
    >by some miracle get a Guyver movie off the ground
    >make suits for a cool R rated action movie
    >studio says make it less violent
    >already made a bunch of gore effects
    >studio gets cold feet and thinks its all too silly at the last minute, orders script rewrite
    >zoanoids are now goofy henchman villains, overall tone is fricked
    >decide to just lean into the goofy aspects anyway because its impossible to take the new script seriously and the only way to recoup cost is to sell it pg13
    >flops studio blames you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sequel somehow gets greenlit by the grace of god

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did well on video so they figured why the frick not

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sequel somehow gets greenlit by the grace of god

          >Be Howlin' Mad
          >by some miracle get a Guyver movie off the ground
          >make suits for a cool R rated action movie
          >studio says make it less violent
          >already made a bunch of gore effects
          >studio gets cold feet and thinks its all too silly at the last minute, orders script rewrite
          >zoanoids are now goofy henchman villains, overall tone is fricked
          >decide to just lean into the goofy aspects anyway because its impossible to take the new script seriously and the only way to recoup cost is to sell it pg13
          >flops studio blames you

          >Sequel was hit on home video
          >Lead actor, who even went on to be a Hollywood screenwriter among continuing to act in live and vocal performances, wrote a treatment for a third but took too long and it didn't happen because the rights went back to the Japanese

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s such a bummer we never got it. From how Hayter described it, it sounded like a really good direction. Like Old Man Guyver dealing with a world where Cronos was winning.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So basically an adaptation of the X Day stuff? Neat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Be Howlin' Mad
      Wait what about Murdock?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine if a 3rd movie was made, would we have seen an Americanized Guyver 3, Guyver 2(Female) and Gigantic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did Gigantic actually show up. Probably wouldn't get farther than the Mountain stronghold arc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        after that arc isn't? it's when the big timeskip happens

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    David Gale absolutely fricks in this movie. He's great as Balcus even if his character should have been Guyot. Jeffery Combs also should have gotten way more screen time as the head Cronos scientist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeffery Combs
      My boy Shran was in the Guyver movie? Damn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeffry Combs was in everything. EVERYTHING.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        had to look it up
        >Dr East

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have the single for download? Can't find it fricking anywhere anymore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just run it through a converter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.mediafire.com/file/yc1kkyge6xlyyyu/GuyverBioboostedArmor.zip/file

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Out of Control soundtrack had some bangers too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's alright but kinda generic compared the legendary score of the OVA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone have the Gigantic theme "Warrior's Heart"?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the author start working on it again yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a dentist full time now. Honestly I don't think he ever intended to finish it with the setup of what, like 7 or 13 ZoaLords to kill? I think he hoped he could figure out a good ending as he went along, but never was able to avoid just powercreeping.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is my Dark Hero remaster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In all likelihood probably lost.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically an adaptation of the X Day stuff? Neat.

        What's this meme
        Anyway if WB is just giving away rights there's a chance Unearthed Films can grab it later the first movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gone

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