>I assure you dear viewer, having this astronaut floating around in her underwear is essential to the plot!

>I assure you dear viewer, having this astronaut floating around in her underwear is essential to the plot!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everything needs to be essential to the plot
    why?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanted to post this thread because I love Sandra Bullock's ass in Gravity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was the only memorable part of the movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a man

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when I saw this scene in a crowded theater I was on the right side of the screen and my head was turned completely to the left

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even have jacked it to this in middle school. You guys are all sploogebrained gays.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatched this recently and I fricking hated it this time around

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a person who enjoys science fiction I would like to inform everyone that Gravity was a horrible move. Thank you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe that's because Gravity isn't science fiction. It's science fact.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely is SF. Maybe it's on the harder side but it is SF.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How in the hell is it even remotely science fiction? Because it takes place in low orbit? It literally doesn't even take place in actual space.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How in the hell is it even remotely science fiction?
            It is fiction, and it is set in a spaceship. Just because it is more realistic than Star Trek doesn't mean it's not SF. Look up Hard Science Fiction
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_science_fiction

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you consider it? An action movie? It is set in space. That is sci-fi. We can say sci-fi action movie, but it is clearly sci-fi.

              This is 2023 not 1923. Get with the times.

              I don't necessarily consider it anything but I still know what it's not.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man, "It's plausible" still doesn't mean it's not science fiction. The technology that is at the disposal of the heroine is still not readily available to 99.999% of humanity. Best I can say is it's a thriller survival drama set in a hard SF setting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying it's not science fiction because literally nothing is fictional about the science. As I understand maybe thats not true. But a movie is not science fiction just because it takes place in space let alone low earth orbit. Maybe in 1923 but not 2023

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair but science fiction is the only genre that explores humanity's place in the world in the face of advanced technology. I mean of course satellites and space stations are a reality but that doesn't mean you interact with them on a daily basis. If a film is set in an airplane (a technology that most people have experience with) I'd not consider it SF, but spaceships are still not a routine part of the human experience, which is why it should still be SF.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's also literally not a spaceship either

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter what you call it honestly, it's not readily accessible to most of the audience.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not readily accessible to most of the audience.
                What in the world does that have to do with anything? How is that in anyway a reasonable criteria?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is what makes it SF for me at least. Because SF is based on making the viewer think about humanity's existence alongside technology that is outside of their daily existence.

              • 5 months ago
                mr anderson

                So what about Das Boot? How is that not a science fiction movie according to your criteria?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a false equivalence, Das Boot is already a war film, it doesn't need additional labels to classify it.
                But for the sake of argument, no, Das Boot describes the experiences of sailors in war, and there are more sailors in the world than astronauts.

              • 5 months ago
                mr anderson

                >because there are more sailors in the world than astronauts.
                Have you heard of the term goal post moving before? First your criteria was technology now its just very general industry professions. How many people have ever been on a submarine before? I'll venture a guess of 0.0001% of people. That's not your criteria anymore?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a fair point but honestly, no, Das Boot is a film about war, not technology. It's just a bad faith argument to call it SF.
                The Abyss, meanwhile, is definitely a SF film.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All those random explosions and obvious bullshit is not real.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that means it's a movie not a documentary. It doesn't mean it's science fiction.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you consider it? An action movie? It is set in space. That is sci-fi. We can say sci-fi action movie, but it is clearly sci-fi.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scifi doesn't equate to "removed from reality". Why do morons think this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stfu redditor

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think that is gratuitous?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's le heckin homage

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they had her floating unlike Ripley.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I assure you dear viewer, having K Stewart running around in her underwear for half the movie is essential to the plot!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assure you dear actors, carefully protecting and carrying a bunny plushie pretending it's a really bunny is essential to the plot
      >doesn't CGI a real bunny and the characters look more unhinged

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about whether or not a woman in her underwear is necessary to the plot
    Some of you zoomer bastards have never watched an Andy Sidaris film and it shows.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is complaining, Patrick?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity is one of the shitty pseud tier movies I've ever seen. Went into it thinking it would be Sci Fi kino but it was just fricking generic garbage. Think Do people actually like this?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone purposely being moronic ITT? That scene was representing her rebirth, she couldn’t possibly more clearly resemble an embryo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can she be an embryo when she's a grown woman? I mean, they're moronic and all, but still technically grown

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    feetsies

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s visually representing a baby in a womb. The whole movie is about rebirth and is full of natalist visual symbology.

    At first she’s secured on the shuttle like an egg in the fallopian tube, but then she gets detached (ovulation). Then a sperm attaches to her (conception) in the form of Kowalsky. Once he sends her to safety at the ISS she gestates in the womb. Then she goes to tiangong where she takes a landing craft back to the surface (while a Buddha statue is in the cabin). There, she steps out of the amniotic fluid of the swamp and she takes her first baby steps on land having been reborn.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to invoke the question of whether a scene/image is "necessary" is the mark of the midwit

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>I assure you dear anon, having this shit thread floating around on the catalogue is essential to the board!

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder there's no ventilation in space stations - all the body odor and braps and whatnot stay in the atmosphere forever. It's an awkward secret no one wants to talk about.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can think of worse things than being in an air tight, sealed room with a farting Sandra Bullock.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just think, Ripley had been running around for days in the same outfit, sweating hard, no showers, so stinky. Then she gets in that tiny lifeboat and disrobes. That cabin would have been pungent.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if she was menstruating too haha

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What was the point of this character
    >What was the moral
    Do you think your parents wished they didn't have a moron they'd have to care for indefinitely

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie ends with what is basically humanity entering the dark ages as communication links around the globe are destroyed and access to space is completely cut off by a debris cloud that could potentially last for hundreds of years
    It was great she lived and all but that earth is fricked

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its significance is stupidly, blindingly obvious. NOTE HOW SHE’S FLOATING, IN FETAL POSITION. Imagine getting filtered by the director of Harry Potter 3

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