>take an Italian and make him play a Cuban >it's every young black wannabe tough guy's favorite movie
I'm still shocked he hasn't somehow been canceled for this.
they're even worse with the word "ass" >kiss my ass you fricking b***h-ass dumbass, I'll kick your ass >wow that was a pretty badass insult, you busted my ass
Honestly is Pacino a hack? Even Serpico where he does a serious and measured performance was effortlessly parodied in It's Always Sunny
>watch serpico >expect some detective kino or cop kino >literal hippy shit homosexual boo hoo feel sorry for me because every normal cop is rightfully stomping on my ass >big message at the end saying how he was wronged and is now retired with a fat pension
Film was propaganda of the lowest caliber, honestly pathetic. Scarface and Godfather are Pacino's best.
>Plays a degenerative incestive hotheaded Cuban who the most immoral choices and continues to rise the ranks because of it >The one moral choice of not including children as collateral is what gets him killed
What was the moral of the story? Only the biggest of slimebacks can win in Hotline 80s Miami?
>tfw I'm literally Tony >I assume everyone is either out to get something from me or is just out to get me >I have no politeness filter anymore; immediately start treating people like c**ts the second they start acting like c**ts, no matter how friendly we may have been before >the only women who will frick me are hookers; scare all real women away because too wound up all the time >hate lazy asses and people who got success simply by being lucky and not hustling for it >snort the yayo, will probably die of yayo heart
is that what Cubans sound like? I've never even seen one
ey meng chu kiring me or waht
I sometimes talk like this out loud
>take an Italian and make him play a Cuban
>it's every young black wannabe tough guy's favorite movie
I'm still shocked he hasn't somehow been canceled for this.
what's up with Americans and fricking?
can you stay for 5 mins without using frick in America?
I'm trying to clean up my FRICKING image
so I promised the FRICKING critics
I wouldn't say FRICKING for six minutes
they're even worse with the word "ass"
>kiss my ass you fricking b***h-ass dumbass, I'll kick your ass
>wow that was a pretty badass insult, you busted my ass
Ass is a result of widespread ebonics in media
widespread ass, more like
>Ay yo, Joey! Get your ass ova' here and get a load of this butthole playin' wit' his ass
>daaamn! dis punk-ass homie whoopin he ass
>Thas right...
>Joo steenking janny wieneraroshes..
>Issue a warning to the bad man
Pacino is the most entertaining actor of all time.
Honestly is Pacino a hack? Even Serpico where he does a serious and measured performance was effortlessly parodied in It's Always Sunny
Serpico sucks what are you talking about
That isn't the popular consensus
Yeah well I watched it and it sucked
Now relate back to my question
i really really liked his performance on Cruising
Serpico sucks balls
>watch serpico
>expect some detective kino or cop kino
>literal hippy shit homosexual boo hoo feel sorry for me because every normal cop is rightfully stomping on my ass
>big message at the end saying how he was wronged and is now retired with a fat pension
Film was propaganda of the lowest caliber, honestly pathetic. Scarface and Godfather are Pacino's best.
Serpico is pure kino once you accept that Pacino is the bad guy
Dog day afternoon was good and so was godfather 1 and 2.
>All I have in this world is my dubs and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one!"
>LIBERTAD
>LIBERTAD
>LIBERTAD
>LIBERTAD
>LIBERTAD
REEEEEBENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I kill communists for fun. But for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice.
This is when I knew that Tony was based.
Kino.
Omar was a stoolie and working for Mel
BEEG
>IN MY HOME
>WHERE MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SLEEPS
>AND MY WIFE'S CHILDREN PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS
>Look at this pelican fly! Come on pelican
Manolo, choot dat pizza chit.
Manolo, you frick my sister you pizza chit, now I choot you
FRICK YOU!
So was he a cop or wasn't he?
Of course he was a cop.
>Plays a degenerative incestive hotheaded Cuban who the most immoral choices and continues to rise the ranks because of it
>The one moral choice of not including children as collateral is what gets him killed
What was the moral of the story? Only the biggest of slimebacks can win in Hotline 80s Miami?
>Frick me Tony
"You get a scar like that eating pussy?"
>brugs?
What did he mean by this?
Ernie coated his phone in oil as a prank
He was coked out of his mind and knew that he was a dead man walking by this point.
I don’t like fukin colombians okay
>tfw I'm literally Tony
>I assume everyone is either out to get something from me or is just out to get me
>I have no politeness filter anymore; immediately start treating people like c**ts the second they start acting like c**ts, no matter how friendly we may have been before
>the only women who will frick me are hookers; scare all real women away because too wound up all the time
>hate lazy asses and people who got success simply by being lucky and not hustling for it
>snort the yayo, will probably die of yayo heart