>be me, Rey Skywalker, Force prodigy >getting bored on the Falcon, overhear Chewie and Han arguing about a dodgy compressor >decide to show off my Jedi skills, cause why not >start fiddling with the thing, feeling all powerful >suddenly, the damn compressor decides it's had enough of my Jedi antics >explodes in my face, cue epic Force backflip to avoid looking like a crispy Skywalker >Han Solo bursts in, sees me holding smoking compressor bits >"What in the hell, kid?!" >Han goes full dad mode, pulls out makeshift medkit >starts patching me up, grumbling about reckless Jedi >mfw when being a Force prodigy doesn't make you immune to exploding compressors
The compressor was an after market part plinko put on it like a NOS on one of those gay street racer cars
She took out some thing that caused it to be bypassed so the ship would work better again
It's not the line it's the over-animated delivery, and it's not triggering it's just mildly amusing
yes she's giddy about it, which is what makes harrison's deadpan reaction funny
but that's not what upsets people
Because it's given so much attention (the whole shot is about her), that it makes it clear how it's a cheap attempt at trying to make her sound talented. It's like the first example of her doing a Mary Sue. >I just ____ the ___! Problem solved >Oh wow thank you female protagonist, why didn't I think of that
The same thing happens in Avengers Infinity Wars part 1, when they're in Wakanda trying to disconnect the Vision Stone, then Black Panther's sister says "well, why didn't you just ____?" to which Bruce Banner answers "Uh... because we didn't think about that".
It's cheap, you can see through it.
It comes off as Rey just solving a problem out of thin air but she probably has experience messing around with engines while scavenging on the desert planet. If she hinted or said anything to the contrary about "I've worked on this before while scavenging" it wouldn't have been an issue but she just brags to Han Solo who piloted the ship for years and couldn't solve the problem
It only comes off that way to people who didn't watch the movie. Plinker or whatever the scrap shop guy owned the ship and put the part on it, and he's the one that raised Rey. She was very familiar on the ship as she's the one who told him not to put the part on, knew it at the port, said it hadn't flown for years etc. Then she bypasses the part on the ship which is what makes it work.
So its like having your adopted dad's pickup laying around watching him work on it for years, seeing him put a part on that you tell him won't work. Then years later you take it off and it works. That's what happened in that scene.
>she's a grease monkey
scavenging for parts doesnt mean you know how thing work.
She was raised by a scrap dealer/trader and she plucks through scrap for a living, she's an adept junk-mechanic
>she was raised by a ship mechanic and parts trader.
and? Nothing you have said means she is a mechanic. The movie shows nothing but her scavenging, and scavenging for parts doesnt mean you know how thing work.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're trying too hard dumb gay, people learn things from their parents from observation, kys
[...]
I did forget about the scrap dealer guy
E;R definitely skewed a lot of people's Mary-Sue perspective which she was regarding the force and being able to wield a light saber within 2 seconds
%3BR
Yep, there's a cottage industry on youtube that just takes advantage of latent bias and misrepresentation to farm outrage. It's sad but its the truth. Lefties do it with political shit all the time, so its a bothsides thing.
It's like how they don't point out that Kylo was injured when he fought Finn and Rey, or how Rey learned to use the force via her dyad connection to Kylo. Opportunist trash commentary.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>people learn things from their parents
lol, this is like saying einsteins kids are better at math than him because they learned from observation. You have zero idea of the complexity of the machines she is tearing apart.Also who were her parents?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Her parents were Palpatine's son and some lady. But she was raised by plunkett or whatever the frick his name is, the junk trader who hands out the green food packets. The only reason you accept Luke knows how to do shit with droids and hate on Rey is because you're a simpleton dog who has been trained to bark at women.
yip yip little homosexual
5 months ago
Anonymous
Notice how you have zero to say about how I demolished your argument? Then went into personal attacks? You are clearly a woman. breasts or gtfo hole
You're trying too hard dumb gay, people learn things from their parents from observation, kys
[...]
Yep, there's a cottage industry on youtube that just takes advantage of latent bias and misrepresentation to farm outrage. It's sad but its the truth. Lefties do it with political shit all the time, so its a bothsides thing.
It's like how they don't point out that Kylo was injured when he fought Finn and Rey, or how Rey learned to use the force via her dyad connection to Kylo. Opportunist trash commentary.
Picrel is the people we should hire to repair aircraft carriers apparently.
5 months ago
Anonymous
salvaging garbage =/= salvaging battle wreckage
Why brake when you can just steer, like how is slowing down even a thing just change direction :4head:
personally I just put in a detective gadget lift so if something gets in my way my car just goes high up on legs to go over it
5 months ago
Anonymous
You don’t know them. They could be doctors and engineers. If not, think of the yummy food trucks 🙂
They said multiple times that the Junkyard Guy installed it, that she knew about it and had told him it was a shitty idea, Han saw it immediately when he first came aboard and yelled about it, and she agreed that it shouldn't have been installed. Then when it started causing problems, she removed it.
I did forget about the scrap dealer guy
E;R definitely skewed a lot of people's Mary-Sue perspective which she was regarding the force and being able to wield a light saber within 2 seconds
They said multiple times that the Junkyard Guy installed it, that she knew about it and had told him it was a shitty idea, Han saw it immediately when he first came aboard and yelled about it, and she agreed that it shouldn't have been installed. Then when it started causing problems, she removed it.
No, it's not. It's not a mechanical compressor. That's just what it's called and it's installed in the electrical system by the Junkyard Dealer. Rey knows about it, and knows it was a stupid idea but he wouldn't listen. Han sees it immediately and asks what moron installed such a stupid thing. Now shut the frick up repeating this stupid shit about almost a decade old movie
Says who? Its an add-on part not a core part. People add unnecessary dumb shit to vehicles all the time.
[...]
Nah we have all the background info on why she's an accomplished mechanic you're just being an obtuse tard
The disney visual dictionary things are official canon kys
You should bypass your catalytic converter it’s just slowing you down.
Not a fair comparison, not that you even need a muffler and shit to drive you can do fine without it
If the part wasn't needed in the first place, it was only there to show how super smart she is. She bypassed character development for the sake of her just seeming like a natural genius from a sand planet.
It's there to give them something to bond over you brainlet, its just normal writing. "I hate Dave at work." "Wow me too." type stuff.
If the part wasn't needed in the first place, it was only there to show how super smart she is. She bypassed character development for the sake of her just seeming like a natural genius from a sand planet.
She's a stupid b***h yanking shit and doesn't know what the frick she's doing >I'M HELPING, SEE? WITHOUT ANY INPUT OR GUIDANCE I DID SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT FROM. SEE? I DID SOMETHING!
And then she smiles and waits to receive praise. It's so gay.
She takes out a part she knows about and smiles at him because it solved the problem and they agreed about it, which is why she's confused when he acts standoffish
Grow up
Rey waited on the platform. Her niece was arriving shortly from Sandville. It wasn't really her niece, as Rey had no idea who any of her real relatives were, as that link had been cut when her parents, as near as her memory served, dumped her off on Jakku, or whatever the hell this Tattooine clone was called, 15 years earlier, and put her into the hands of some obese Artful Dodger stand-in.
There she is! Rey waived at her (x year old niece, whatever you're comfortable with) who waived back and ran over. She gave a hug, and noted she (and Rey herself) were both coated with a layer of salt from the intense, dry heat. None of this was new to either of them.
Hungry? I have a little extra cabbage I can spend on real, non-reconstituted food.
"What's cabbage?"
I don't know. I think it's a vegetable from a planet long in the future, in a galaxy far, far away.
"No, I'm tired. It's been a long day already."
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sure, no problem. Let's get back to my home, in the torso of a fallen Ack Ack on its side.
They pulled into the door, actually, a portal on the top, where the sand had risen to meet the bottom as if a carefully-crafted view in Architecture Galactic, and went inside.
Rey closed the door. "I'm salty, but that goes without saying. I'm gonna bathe."
"Me too. Can I join? I suppose this would conserve water, which costs a lot of money on this desert planet."
Rey thought a moment. It might be a bit odd, but..."Sure. It'll save some water and thus food units in cost." Moisture vaporator farms had made water relatively cheap, but no sense wasting money.
Rey's desert robes fell to the floor and she stepped off the Bed, Bath, and Bantha little bathroom rug into the shower. She turned, and saw her (see above age) niece step fuzzily into the room through the obscurant sliding door. The view was not clear, but her niece made some movements, and some cloth items transparently fell to the floor, and her hand reached to the sliding door.
She's a gay. That's why most people don't like her. You don't have to be homosexual to be fricking homosexual no one wants to be around or respects. Rey, and making Star Wars into a female brand as a whole with a chick perspective is something doomed to fail outside of the praise of fanfiction websites where those types of ideas are free to flounder and fail. Yet here we are having to witness the repeated violation of a beloved franchise, the brain child of more competent men.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I think you're just triggered. Leia was introduced first and shares as much screentime and importance as Luke. I think you're just being a pussy.
I never saw the ST as especially feminist or female centric since we follow Kylo as a protagonist as well, and he's introduced first. You're just being a snowflake.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. Nerds who like science fiction have major effin' probs with women who like other women.
Pilot mechanic and fighter yes, but she's worse at all of those than Luke and Anakin. Anakin was blowing up capital ships and building C3P0 from scratch at like 10 years old. People hate Rey simply because she's a girl and they don't like seeing a girl play with their toys.
How come more people haven't pointed out how dumb it is that there's absolutely no way of knowing if Palpatine hasn't made even more clones of himself?
Welp, I know what I'm doing when Quark's Holodeck Adventures becomes a thing.
You will be teleported, nude, into Jenna Coleman's or Daisy's vajayjay, coated in a half inch of her slime. You have no fear of suffocation, but your only way out is by 5 orgasms. You are not allowed to use your own hands.
An advanced galaxy-spanning civilization hasn't invented silicon parts, yet (and long since abandoned them for many generations of parts, each better than the last.)
I didn't understand this joke right away in the theater the first time I saw it. The audience laughed right away but it took me a few seconds then I laughed alone, and the couple in front on me turned around and looked at me angry for interrupting. I felt uncomfortable the rest of the movie.
id bypass her compressor
Finn bypassed the consenthymen
>Falcon depressurizes violently.
Do you guys think she swallows? I do.
Considering her mouth is always wide open shes prob a spitter, or drooler moreso
>engine overheats cause cooling doesn't work
>be me, Rey Skywalker, Force prodigy
>getting bored on the Falcon, overhear Chewie and Han arguing about a dodgy compressor
>decide to show off my Jedi skills, cause why not
>start fiddling with the thing, feeling all powerful
>suddenly, the damn compressor decides it's had enough of my Jedi antics
>explodes in my face, cue epic Force backflip to avoid looking like a crispy Skywalker
>Han Solo bursts in, sees me holding smoking compressor bits
>"What in the hell, kid?!"
>Han goes full dad mode, pulls out makeshift medkit
>starts patching me up, grumbling about reckless Jedi
>mfw when being a Force prodigy doesn't make you immune to exploding compressors
>I boipucci'd the cumpressah
lel
I wouldn't compress her bypasser, I'd undervolt it, which is what no one did.
this guy had his own midiclorians removed so he could form an attachment to his own dick.. with his mouth.
I want to punch her full force in the face
oi boipassed da cawacta develemeen!
Why does this line trigger people?
She took off a bad part and it made the engine work. So what?
how would bypassing the compression of an engine make it work?
The compressor was an after market part plinko put on it like a NOS on one of those gay street racer cars
She took out some thing that caused it to be bypassed so the ship would work better again
yes she's giddy about it, which is what makes harrison's deadpan reaction funny
but that's not what upsets people
It's not the line it's the over-animated delivery, and it's not triggering it's just mildly amusing
it's woke
Because it's given so much attention (the whole shot is about her), that it makes it clear how it's a cheap attempt at trying to make her sound talented. It's like the first example of her doing a Mary Sue.
>I just ____ the ___! Problem solved
>Oh wow thank you female protagonist, why didn't I think of that
The same thing happens in Avengers Infinity Wars part 1, when they're in Wakanda trying to disconnect the Vision Stone, then Black Panther's sister says "well, why didn't you just ____?" to which Bruce Banner answers "Uh... because we didn't think about that".
It's cheap, you can see through it.
She is talented though, she's a grease monkey
>she's a grease monkey
scavenging for parts doesnt mean you know how thing work.
It comes off as Rey just solving a problem out of thin air but she probably has experience messing around with engines while scavenging on the desert planet. If she hinted or said anything to the contrary about "I've worked on this before while scavenging" it wouldn't have been an issue but she just brags to Han Solo who piloted the ship for years and couldn't solve the problem
It only comes off that way to people who didn't watch the movie. Plinker or whatever the scrap shop guy owned the ship and put the part on it, and he's the one that raised Rey. She was very familiar on the ship as she's the one who told him not to put the part on, knew it at the port, said it hadn't flown for years etc. Then she bypasses the part on the ship which is what makes it work.
So its like having your adopted dad's pickup laying around watching him work on it for years, seeing him put a part on that you tell him won't work. Then years later you take it off and it works. That's what happened in that scene.
She was raised by a scrap dealer/trader and she plucks through scrap for a living, she's an adept junk-mechanic
>she plucks through scrap for a living
scavenging for parts doesnt mean you know how thing work.
She doesn't just scavenge, she was raised by a ship mechanic and parts trader. Keep trying.
>she was raised by a ship mechanic and parts trader.
and? Nothing you have said means she is a mechanic. The movie shows nothing but her scavenging, and scavenging for parts doesnt mean you know how thing work.
You're trying too hard dumb gay, people learn things from their parents from observation, kys
Yep, there's a cottage industry on youtube that just takes advantage of latent bias and misrepresentation to farm outrage. It's sad but its the truth. Lefties do it with political shit all the time, so its a bothsides thing.
It's like how they don't point out that Kylo was injured when he fought Finn and Rey, or how Rey learned to use the force via her dyad connection to Kylo. Opportunist trash commentary.
>people learn things from their parents
lol, this is like saying einsteins kids are better at math than him because they learned from observation. You have zero idea of the complexity of the machines she is tearing apart.Also who were her parents?
Her parents were Palpatine's son and some lady. But she was raised by plunkett or whatever the frick his name is, the junk trader who hands out the green food packets. The only reason you accept Luke knows how to do shit with droids and hate on Rey is because you're a simpleton dog who has been trained to bark at women.
yip yip little homosexual
Notice how you have zero to say about how I demolished your argument? Then went into personal attacks? You are clearly a woman. breasts or gtfo hole
Picrel is the people we should hire to repair aircraft carriers apparently.
salvaging garbage =/= salvaging battle wreckage
personally I just put in a detective gadget lift so if something gets in my way my car just goes high up on legs to go over it
You don’t know them. They could be doctors and engineers. If not, think of the yummy food trucks 🙂
True, but fulfilling the triple-prophecy Skywalker: Strong in Force, Great Pilot, Great Mechanic does.
That they later retconned effed this up is irrelevant to episode 1,er,. episode 7.
I did forget about the scrap dealer guy
E;R definitely skewed a lot of people's Mary-Sue perspective which she was regarding the force and being able to wield a light saber within 2 seconds
%3BR
They said multiple times that the Junkyard Guy installed it, that she knew about it and had told him it was a shitty idea, Han saw it immediately when he first came aboard and yelled about it, and she agreed that it shouldn't have been installed. Then when it started causing problems, she removed it.
have a nice day troony
That's literally not how any of that works
Something is being compressed for a very good reason
No, it's not. It's not a mechanical compressor. That's just what it's called and it's installed in the electrical system by the Junkyard Dealer. Rey knows about it, and knows it was a stupid idea but he wouldn't listen. Han sees it immediately and asks what moron installed such a stupid thing. Now shut the frick up repeating this stupid shit about almost a decade old movie
ywnbaw
Says who? Its an add-on part not a core part. People add unnecessary dumb shit to vehicles all the time.
Nah we have all the background info on why she's an accomplished mechanic you're just being an obtuse tard
>background info
you mean head cannon.
The disney visual dictionary things are official canon kys
Not a fair comparison, not that you even need a muffler and shit to drive you can do fine without it
It's there to give them something to bond over you brainlet, its just normal writing. "I hate Dave at work." "Wow me too." type stuff.
>Just read a book about the movie to make it make sense
kys
Bypass your break lines they also slow you down.
true, why even have brakes when you have reverse
Why brake when you can just steer, like how is slowing down even a thing just change direction :4head:
>I tore this out, nobody ever buys these
would have been infinitely better
You should bypass your catalytic converter it’s just slowing you down.
If the part wasn't needed in the first place, it was only there to show how super smart she is. She bypassed character development for the sake of her just seeming like a natural genius from a sand planet.
She's a stupid b***h yanking shit and doesn't know what the frick she's doing
>I'M HELPING, SEE? WITHOUT ANY INPUT OR GUIDANCE I DID SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT FROM. SEE? I DID SOMETHING!
And then she smiles and waits to receive praise. It's so gay.
She takes out a part she knows about and smiles at him because it solved the problem and they agreed about it, which is why she's confused when he acts standoffish
Grow up
She's gay. I don't like her.
Rey's gay?
Continue.
Rey waited on the platform. Her niece was arriving shortly from Sandville. It wasn't really her niece, as Rey had no idea who any of her real relatives were, as that link had been cut when her parents, as near as her memory served, dumped her off on Jakku, or whatever the hell this Tattooine clone was called, 15 years earlier, and put her into the hands of some obese Artful Dodger stand-in.
There she is! Rey waived at her (x year old niece, whatever you're comfortable with) who waived back and ran over. She gave a hug, and noted she (and Rey herself) were both coated with a layer of salt from the intense, dry heat. None of this was new to either of them.
Hungry? I have a little extra cabbage I can spend on real, non-reconstituted food.
"What's cabbage?"
I don't know. I think it's a vegetable from a planet long in the future, in a galaxy far, far away.
"No, I'm tired. It's been a long day already."
Sure, no problem. Let's get back to my home, in the torso of a fallen Ack Ack on its side.
They pulled into the door, actually, a portal on the top, where the sand had risen to meet the bottom as if a carefully-crafted view in Architecture Galactic, and went inside.
Rey closed the door. "I'm salty, but that goes without saying. I'm gonna bathe."
"Me too. Can I join? I suppose this would conserve water, which costs a lot of money on this desert planet."
Rey thought a moment. It might be a bit odd, but..."Sure. It'll save some water and thus food units in cost." Moisture vaporator farms had made water relatively cheap, but no sense wasting money.
Rey's desert robes fell to the floor and she stepped off the Bed, Bath, and Bantha little bathroom rug into the shower. She turned, and saw her (see above age) niece step fuzzily into the room through the obscurant sliding door. The view was not clear, but her niece made some movements, and some cloth items transparently fell to the floor, and her hand reached to the sliding door.
It slid to the right, opening...
>she kisses a he
>she's gay
???
She's a gay. That's why most people don't like her. You don't have to be homosexual to be fricking homosexual no one wants to be around or respects. Rey, and making Star Wars into a female brand as a whole with a chick perspective is something doomed to fail outside of the praise of fanfiction websites where those types of ideas are free to flounder and fail. Yet here we are having to witness the repeated violation of a beloved franchise, the brain child of more competent men.
I think you're just triggered. Leia was introduced first and shares as much screentime and importance as Luke. I think you're just being a pussy.
I never saw the ST as especially feminist or female centric since we follow Kylo as a protagonist as well, and he's introduced first. You're just being a snowflake.
Yes. Nerds who like science fiction have major effin' probs with women who like other women.
The fact that it solves the problem is the movie's way of saying that she does, in fact know what she is doing.
Rey is a;
Pilot
Mechanic
Astrophysicist
Martial Artist
etc...
in a nutshell
Pilot mechanic and fighter yes, but she's worse at all of those than Luke and Anakin. Anakin was blowing up capital ships and building C3P0 from scratch at like 10 years old. People hate Rey simply because she's a girl and they don't like seeing a girl play with their toys.
Anakin was also on the spectrum so he did have flaws. Luke an Incel
Rey is both on the spectrum and a femcel
It's probably just the era we're in. Every movie has a female lead while women are much more valuable in this day an age.
if you think that women want to watch a Mary Sue, you are wrong
I dont care about starwars and was scrolling past but frick there needs to be a basic literacy test to access this site.
I want her to gag on my dick.
Relatable she has a nice big mouth
“Oh frick yeah that’s good. Oh, watch the teeth, baby.”
How come more people haven't pointed out how dumb it is that there's absolutely no way of knowing if Palpatine hasn't made even more clones of himself?
don't care, let's see her dead naked body scene.
Still not as bad as
%3D
*sigh*
Somehow, the compressor returned.
Get ready to laugh https://youtu.be/DHl6Jsgq600
at least its believable.
It doesn't help that she looks completely surprised, like she didn't mean to do it.
It looks more like she just broke the alarm.
I don't think Rey was a Mary Sue I think she was just in shitty movies
>I don't think Rey was a Mary Sue
How come everyone b***hes abiut Rey being a space junker but nobody b***hes about Dexter Jettster owning a 50s diner on the top floor of Coruscant?
>no one complains about Dexter Jettster
lol you clearly weren't alive when the prequels came out.
Will we ever get a movie or series detailing the rich backstory of that particular compressor?
Most I can give you is this
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
Welp, I know what I'm doing when Quark's Holodeck Adventures becomes a thing.
You will be teleported, nude, into Jenna Coleman's or Daisy's vajayjay, coated in a half inch of her slime. You have no fear of suffocation, but your only way out is by 5 orgasms. You are not allowed to use your own hands.
Cost: 200 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
>Galaxy far far away
>long time ago
>computers use silicon parts
What should they be made from?
An advanced galaxy-spanning civilization hasn't invented silicon parts, yet (and long since abandoned them for many generations of parts, each better than the last.)
I didn't understand this joke right away in the theater the first time I saw it. The audience laughed right away but it took me a few seconds then I laughed alone, and the couple in front on me turned around and looked at me angry for interrupting. I felt uncomfortable the rest of the movie.
>I BOIPASSED THE COMPRESSER
>released 8 years ago, still discussed daily
>5th highest grossing film of all time
Cinemaphile bros, I don't feel too goo-ack!
I wish Rey would take a merry poo in my mouth
Nu Star Wars is just for foids who pretend to like Star Wars.