>I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

>I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.
What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He hates God, just like (you)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but god just says everything is wrong because he's holy. that doesn't really help

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        my cheese is holy

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He refused to bow before Adam.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God created humans as the first creatures with free will
      >somehow lucifer is able to refuse God's orders and not bow despite not having free will, and is punished despite apparently having no choice but to do this since he lacks free will
      Make it make sense.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God created humans as the first creatures with free will
        Nowhere is this stated. In fact humans only have free will because of original sin.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How exactly can humans have an "original sin" if they didn't have the free will to choose to sin in the first place, and that free will to sin was only granted after they had sinned? This story is fricking moronic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            In fact, Satan gave humans free will. God wanted to keep us moronic. All the moronic shit people do cannot be blamed on Satan, he just gave us a choice.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not what the eden story describes at all. If they had no freewill they'd never ate the apple to begin with. God obviously had some kind of long term plan for teaching the adultchildren what to do and how to act. But satan intercedes before any of that could happen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If only God could have known somehow...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                God DID know - and he wept about the inevitability of it to Jesus. He knew they would eat of the fruit of knowledge and he knew that he could not stop it, because to stop it would circumvent what he was trying to achieve by the creation of man in the first place.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ??? God being an all powerful all knowing being could just will it to not be necessary. Does god have to follow a certain set of rules?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >God being an all powerful all knowing being could just will it to not be necessary
                He chose not to. Perhaps I wasn't clear on that. Or none of it happened and we're brains in vats - who the frick knows. The book's logic holds its own, though, if you actually read it - which people often don't bother to before criticising it.

                Can't much speak for the New Testament, mind. Lot of bullshit in there.

                thus, you can only teach those who want to learn.

                Bullshit. I could Clockwork Orange anything I want into you and vice versa. You're saying things that sound clever without actually thinking about them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                this never works. you can't say god is omnipotent and then just make him a normal character that can be surprised about something and get upset about it. bad storytelling only acceptable for children's media.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If only God could have known somehow...

                Omnipotence is never implied. God's only able to ascertain what can happen. Once freewill is in play there's nothing He can do. Even the angels have it obviously.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                First anon meant omniscient in regards to god being taken by surprise. Which would absolutely throw a fork in your argument. By your logic god allowed these things to happen this is all apart of his grand plan

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is a theory the great plan is to redeem the serpent. Pretty dope theory

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Omnipotence is never implied. God's only able to ascertain what can happen. Once freewill is in play there's nothing He can do. Even the angels have it obviously.
                You are correct only if we go by the story in a vacuum. But God is, in other sections, stated to be all-powerful and all-knowing, and this is what Christians and Muslims believe. I don't think israelites believe that though, not sure. They seem to think they can fool God and get around the laws and rules with various stupid tricks. So I'm just not sure about them. But Christians and Muslims absolutely believe God is a timeless, all-powerful, all-knowing entity, and stating otherwise is blasphemy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. When the serpent said they will be like God, it means the human being will know the existence of good and evil, and who says what is right and what is wrong? God. By being like God, Man created it's own truth, separating itself from the Eternal, thus dying.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If "god's" truth is absolute, if both omniscience, and omnipotence exist within him, then everything that has occurred is a mistake. Even the "great plan to redeem the serpent", because the "serpent", Lucifer in a physical form, is the one who awakened us to the lies of the archons. "God" wanted man to live in profane ignorance for eternity, worshipping him blindly. Nothing more than an archon in disguise as the real creator. right down to usurping his name, Jehovah.

                Yahweh is an Archon. An ancient Sumerian storm god consumed with the idea of infinite power.

                PS I'm going to fricking kill whoever developed this idiotic CAPTCHA system. You deserve suffering.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the book implies he is lying, don't listen to the devil and don't fall for his tricks
          Only with the help of Jesus Christ who defeated death and sin we can be saved from the abyss and satan

          Misuse of free will is a defect, not a perfection. It doesn’t prove anything except that we are not God, and so we are capable of not reaching the goal of our existence. We should never speak as though God had no choice but to make us capable of going to hell, otherwise he would not show us the respect due our nature, which is dignified by our free will!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >catholics
          go worship symbols somewhere else

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Angelic beings have freewill, but they also have a direct connection to the will of God which makes them largely extensions of God because until Lucifer, no angel believed it made any sense to go rogue.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the female angels also rebelled with lucifer when god declared the male to be superior over the female

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is Satan and he is justifying his evil actions, through a lie, because he can know what is wrong because he knows what is good (God).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I highly doubt this is the correct analysis. Satan rejects God, and because or in spite of that he is completely free. You said "justifying 'evil actions'" but he is unhindered by those things, there's "No Such Thing" resultantly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rejecting things doesn't make him less real, he is a constant, not a construct.
        Rejection of God isn't freedom, it's enslavement to human sensation and novelty

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rejection of God is slavery to Sin and that sin is pride. The other reply expressed the idea better but what I say is that there's no heroism or freedom in Satan's actions, just arrogance and the void of evil.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >completely free

        What?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book satan was just an angel with the same name, and also was a handsome man. The movie made him a creepy monster to make obvious to the audience he is evil.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the book implies he is lying, don't listen to the devil and don't fall for his tricks
        Only with the help of Jesus Christ who defeated death and sin we can be saved from the abyss and satan

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The devil is the greatest of deceivers when you speak to him you don’t even realize it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so how did eve pussy feel like?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Heavenly. Divine. Rapturous.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                so the exact opposite, why did you do it then?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is literal heresy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              How so

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satan is never explicitly evil so much as a tempter of men's souls within both the old testiment and the bible
                It was only after the homogenization of catholicism that it was introduced more as a fetish and to simultaneously make less-complex the idea of sin as a choice rather, replacing it with an evil "other" who can be "fought" and "resisted"
                Likewise condemning things the church itself (as an organization) didn't like or approve of as being possessed of the devil because it was easier than reforming or rhetorically hitting it
                This especially happened during the black plague, as the number of educated priests plummeted since they dealt with an enormous amount of the diseased

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satan means adversary. In the bible the serpent was just one of the creatures living in Eden together with Adan and Eve. For some reason it decided to do an little trolling and doom us all. Maybe envy?

                Somehow the fallen angel and the serpent got mixed together.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know it means adversary but that doesn't mean enemy of "God"
                In fact, why would god allow such an entity to sit directly at his feet in stories like Job
                Satan is an adversary to man in the sense that he's there to "test" man through temptation and trial to see if man is worthy of the kingdom of god
                As a freak heretic myself I think the whole cosmic gamble on intelligence like ours would be something you'd have to test because not only is intelligence super rare even cosmically but it's something that can lead eventually even to reality-warping kind of technology given time

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >defeated death
          He's dead. Long dead. And not coming back again. If he defeated death, he'd be a physically immortal being. But he's not. He's dead, and gone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, he has a point. If you have not been taught what a wrong is how can you be guilty of committing one?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't teach someone anything, only help them learn, and only if they want help.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't teach someone anything
          Objectively wrong. Probably sounded good in your head.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feel free to try to teach math to inner city kids.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because some cannot learn does not mean that someone cannot teach.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                thus the operative factor is willingness to learn.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, willingness may aid but it is not required to teach. Some can be taught lessons without even realising it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm stating objective fact and you're refusing to learn it, because you want to engage in a fantasy that you can force someone to learn.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And without you even realising it I've taught you the futility of arguing with me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. See, I'm 100% correct, and you're an idiot, which gives me an excuse to be right, and watch someone squirm and struggle. which feels pretty great.

                >God being an all powerful all knowing being could just will it to not be necessary
                He chose not to. Perhaps I wasn't clear on that. Or none of it happened and we're brains in vats - who the frick knows. The book's logic holds its own, though, if you actually read it - which people often don't bother to before criticising it.

                Can't much speak for the New Testament, mind. Lot of bullshit in there.

                [...]
                Bullshit. I could Clockwork Orange anything I want into you and vice versa. You're saying things that sound clever without actually thinking about them.

                you're saying things that sound right but aren't, because you're taking a simplified view of them, your own experiences, etc.

                Torture, for instance, doesn't actually work because the incentive structure is "if i say what you want to hear you'll stop."

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That you refuse to acknowledge you've been taught a lesson does not mean I didn't teach you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've only taught me that you're an idiot, determined to be wrong. Which doesn't bother me. You can sit over there and be as wrong as you want.

                🙂

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You've only taught me that you're an idiot, determined to be wrong.
                In which case you still learned a lesson despite no consciousness you were being taught.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have failed to prove you can force people to learn what you want them to learn, by "helping" me learn that you're stupid.

                🙂

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, your original contention and what I've been disputing was that someone cannot be taught unless they want to learn which is objectively wrong.
                >"you can't teach someone anything, only help them learn, and only if they want help."
                Someone that touches a hot stove and burns their hand is taught never to do the same. They weren't seeking any lesson, free will had nothing to do with their learning and yet reagrdless they were still taught.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're describing an incentive structure where its established that, "if you do this again it will hurt." Thus the person learns not to do it again, unless they want to be hurt.

                this is an easy mistake to make, but also an elementary mistake. as you're confusing the how with why.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm describing a situation in which someone has been taught regardless of willingness. It is precisely the situation I originally described in that someone cannot no a wrong if they have not learned it is wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                your mistake was explained and the correct answer was provided. You are wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am content with you thinking that. Because some cannot learn does not mean that someone cannot teach.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for proving yourself wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone claiming the sky is red doesn't make it so.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for further undermining your own argument.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because some cannot learn does not mean that someone cannot teach.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet, you sit there, proving you can do neither. For what you're trying to teach is false and you're rejecting correct information.

                Its only a very stupid person who thinks they can force someone to learn. and, what, simply because you can injure someone it will convince them to avoid injury?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't know a wrong unless you've learned it. Willingness to learn is inconsequential to that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay, try to teach me something I'm unwilling to learn.

                oh wait, you've been trying, and you've failed, because I already know you're stupid and wrong, and have a more complete understanding of human cognition than you probably ever will, because you're unwilling to give up simple ideas like "imma learn u gud boy"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't it's 1am here in Australia and I have to go to bed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >australian
                that explains why you can't understand basic shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could teach but I can't stay on here much longer with how late it is here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you may as well be trying to teach me why 1x1=2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be different if it weren't so late.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it really wouldn't. You could have unlimited time, and you would still fail. Just like everything else in your life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. If it were earlier here right now it would be different.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >says he has to go to bed
                >doesn’t go to bed

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have to go to bed soon. It's very late here right now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’d go to bed, but I have to stay up later than I want to to argue with strangers on the internet in order to get the last word and prove that I’m correct

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. If only it weren't so late here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it would be different
                the ultimate cope

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trust me it would. It's just very late here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only trust that you are stupid and believe something as stupid a 1x1=2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I don't believe that. I'm just going to stay here until this autosaging thread dies. It's late and I'm tired.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well, okay then, lets go back into incentive structures that you stumbled into earlier.

                See, the child already knows that pain is bad, therefore the incentive structure exists already. Do thing, get hurt. Don't do thing, don't get hurt. The child already wants to avoid pain therefore the child avoids pain. He wasn't "taught" anything, he just learned another way to avoid pain, because he was willing to learn it.

                The one and only time you can force someone to learn is if there are no other options. But there are always other options. Even if you threaten and deliver pain upon "failing," one can simply learn to endure/ignore/enjoy pain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't read this. It's too late.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                thus further proving you can't teach anyone anything, only help the willing to learn.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it would be different if it weren't so late her. I would be more alert and awake.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it would be different if you were willing to learn. But you aren't. Thus can't be taught anything.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. If it were any other time of day maybe.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said no, but you just confirmed

                Yes, it would be different if you were willing to learn. But you aren't. Thus can't be taught anything.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it weren't so late.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                every post at this point is just further proving you wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a Chinese immigrant? You seem to have a tenuous grasp of the meanings of English words.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't. It's 8pm.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They haven’t been taught in your hot stove example, they learned. This isn’t the same thing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s almost like you can’t force people to learn or something.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if someone being educated is dependant on them acknowledging it, which it is not.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                flipside, only if someone saying what you want to hear, has learned anything but how to get you to shut the frick up.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Helping someone learn something is precisely what teaching is, you fricking dolt.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            thus, you can only teach those who want to learn.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    referencing the garden of eden.
    Good and Evil is truthfully relative to humanity

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the rhombus's fricking problem, seriously

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was an incel

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >be rhombus
        >people call me a diamond
        >ITS RHOMBUS FFS
        >get tired of being called diamond
        etc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's trigonal bipyramidal

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn’t god just kill satan if he wanted to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satan = Drumpf
      God = Liberal
      God can't exist without Satan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      satan is a fallen angel, a soulless automaton. he's a thing. a program, even.
      satan exists because god allows him to exist and satan exists to frick with humanity and tempt them away from god

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well why does god allow satan to exist then?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just said so. satan is a tool of god, to tempt and deceive and prey upon the weakest parts of humans

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            well why does god want humanity tempted away from him?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              some christian traditions, like calvinism, accept that god has a mean streak and destines some people for everlasting torment. the boss isn't always nice but he's always the boss.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i see

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                even john calvin thought it was grotesque, but a close reading of the bible arrives at that conclusion. the confusion comes from many christians not being able to tolerate god's capricious side, so they come up with incoherent nonsense like single predestination (god elects some for heaven but somehow the hell-bound chose their fate)
                it's a barbaric religion, but some attempt to graft virtuous european morality on it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah pagans throwing infants from ramparts was so humane and non barbaric. frick off back to plebbit. barbarism is humanity and always has been

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a close reading of the bible
                You mean the bible written by men and compiled by the catholic church? Protestants are moronic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well at least they're honest

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's why they hated the Westboro Baptist Church so much, because they are hardcore calvinists and their makes them be honest about America unlike evangelicals

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Westboro Baptist Church are scammers. They all have law degrees and used to make money by picketing funerals and inciting people to attack them, then they hit them with lawsuit after lawsuit. It worked too they are rich as frick.

                Its funny that they call themselves Christian too because its thats a very israeli thing to do.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calvinists can skullfrick a baby and still think god’s letting them into heaven

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calvinists and Puritans have a weird, warped sense of Christianity. That's why they are always so fricking pious and stuck up about shit all the time because "well I AM one of the few God chose to go to heaven which is why I SHOULD act this way!"
                Its just Anglos adding their self-righteousness to religion. That's why American shitlibs and college kids are so vocal and prudish it comes from Puritanism.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He gave humans free will , so he lets the. Have options. You can either choose god or side with the israelites.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jews believe in the same god as christians

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they don’t, since they do not believe in Jesus.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus is not God

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is part of the holy trinity, yes he is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the holy trinity is not god

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not entirely, they don't believe Jesus was the son of God. Just like Muslims regard Jesus as a Prophet like Mohammed.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's part of the free will thing.
              you have free will, but satan is there to exploit it but leading you to evil, but the point is to resist him on your own free will. you have to find god on your own autonomy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why did God give us a reward system in our brain that Satan appeals to, while staying faithful to God gives us nothing? It doesn't make any sense, it's attributing virtue to what is essentially self harm.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It goes back to the garden of eden when Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge. Had they never eaten the apple they would live in ignorance of the world and of good and evil, but that apple opened their brains to those concepts and made them aware.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It goes back to the garden of eden when Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge. Had they never eaten the apple they would live in ignorance of the world and of good and evil, but that apple opened their brains to those concepts and made them aware.

                Then why did God give us a reward system in our brain that Satan appeals to, while staying faithful to God gives us nothing? It doesn't make any sense, it's attributing virtue to what is essentially self harm.

                https://i.imgur.com/PSCwE3l.png

                >I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.
                What the frick was his problem?

                reminds me of that old european form of christianity, adamism or something where. its like religious anarchy where they claim they do do whatever they want without good and evil as a way to revert back to the time of the garden of eden

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could have just said why was the tree there in the first place. The reality is the bible isn't a collection of factual stories but stories that serve as metaphor used to explain events a long time ago. In the story of Cain and Abel, Cain (a farmer) murders his brother Abel (a shepherd) out of jealousy and it's thought to be the first murder in history, which it's not. It was however an explanation for when people of that time were killing for land. That's one aspect to consider. The other aspects are (imo) we're reborn experiencing life until we are no longer tempted by sin and become the perfect being ready to rejoin God.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just fyi, the story of Adam and Eve has them eat a "fruit", not an apple. If you make such a basic mistake about the text of the scripture, people will not take your analysis seriously.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. It's silly to let said "mistake" be a factor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing, just trying to help. If you have a factual mistake people who notice it will just disregard your analysis out of hand because they'll think you don't know what you're talking about. It's the same with history, if you make a mistake about some basic fact then no one will take your analysis seriously.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting since most History is hotly contested. Seems the room to make a mistake is pretty wide.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did God put the tree in the garden to begin with? I don't see the point. It's like you have a toddler and you put a loaded gun on the floor and tell him not to touch it. Just don't put it there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't see the point.
                Why do you need to?
                Who are you exactly?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The story is meant to be a metaphor for how we gained the knowledge of good and evil. An easy explanation for adults to teach children.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Old Testament makes a lot more sense once you recognize that the israelites never saw Yahweh as some benevolent, loving deity the way Christians do. Yahweh in the OT explicitly enjoys fricking with people, and humans always piss him off for one reason or another, so he tortures and kills them on a whim, tells them to cut off their foreskins, tells them to kill their children, allows satan to ruin their lives and kill their families, etc.

                The story is meant to be a metaphor for how we gained the knowledge of good and evil. An easy explanation for adults to teach children.

                >The story is meant to be a metaphor for how we gained the knowledge of good and evil. An easy explanation for adults to teach children.
                What the frick are you talking about? If it's a metaphor then what is the supposed true story of how we "gained the knowledge of good and evil" and not the "kid version" that's written in the holy book?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because giving the Bible that much power gives the people in charge of said religion/bible that much more money and power.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the thing is we really don't know as when we gained that knowledge we weren't developed enough to comprehend the moment as being so monumental it just became common practice. The story may have been passed down but time and generations can twist a story or make it lost to time all together.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >story about how explicitly god doesn’t want you to do human sacrifice
                >ITS A STORY ABOUT HOW GOD ASKED FOR HUMAN SACRIFICE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                God literally asked for human sacrifice though. Changing his mind at the last second doesn't mean he didn't ask for it, you dumb dumb homosexual moronic frick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s actually dumber than that he wanted to see if Abraham would do it. Or maybe it was to strengthen Abraham’s or Isaac’s connection to god. Or maybe it was just a fricking folk story told by sheep herders

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, it was le epic troll by God.

                you can have a little meltdown all you like, it’s just disingenuous. the entire point is that god doesn’t find human sacrifice acceptable, the feigned request for it is just a way to get from A to B and show us that. your criticism is on the level of saying shakespeare supports child murder because we don’t see richard punished until an act or so later. the actual content of the story is that human sacrifice is bad, but you focus on the fact that it was asked for and ignore the fact that it was asked for just so it could be outright rejected as acceptable. continue to get very upset and mad though

                >I was merely le pretending to want you to kill your son lol EPIC TROL'D
                All this does is reinforce anon's point that God likes to frick with people. I'd be interested to see your mental gymnastics around the Job story and how you justify that behavior.

                What point are you making then? That he asked for something so he could make a point of saying it was bad? Seems bizarre to lump in something so pedantic with that other stuff.

                I'm not the anon you were originally replying to and it's not "pedantic" to BTFO you and your reddit quips.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person all your posts could literally be lifted straight from reddit. it’s one of the most aggressively anti christian spaces on the internet. when you call people reddit with no coherent concept of what reddit actually is it makes it clear you’re trying to fit in by throwing out random lingo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit reddit reddit
                You should go back there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mentions reddit himself
                >someone says how that doesn’t make sense
                >UGH STOP BRINGING UP REDDIT
                ???

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus you are a whiny homosexual sore loser. Just go back b***h homie.

                You can easily defend job if you don’t approach ancient texts in the low IQ cinemasins plinkett style that is trendy among dilettantes. People find greek tragedy beautiful despite the fact that the overarching message is always to trust in the gods even when in the short term that can be inscrutable and cause suffering for reasons we don’t understand. Nobody anyone with 5 brain cells listens to would criticise those texts on the level you are interfacing with job on, which is a framing narrative. “Bible” means library and there are many genres of writing in it, for example, nobody would take the psalms literally because they’re poems. Job is fascinating to people without a weird chip on their shoulder because it confronts life in a way that is very frank and honest. Good people get fricked over and aren’t rewarded for being good. People assume job must have done something to deserve his pain but he hasn’t. All he can do, in the face of a universe which is incomprehensible to him (which is exactly how god answers job) is continue living and trust that everything will work out ultimately. He gets over his loss and new things to be happy about come his way. How you could read such an early expression of human grief and start talking about how totally mean god is boggles my mind, it’s so fricking facile. Of course god is mean in it because life is mean. It’s confronting that. In the same way, isaac is about how human sacrifice is wrong, but if you focus on the logic of the framing narrative to arrive at that you’ll miss the entire forest for the trees. Please never get into any sort of art interpretation

                >Of course god is mean in it because life is mean
                I'm really not sure why you wrote all this asspain and seethe when you literally agree that God is a dickhead in the story.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can easily defend job if you don’t approach ancient texts in the low IQ cinemasins plinkett style that is trendy among dilettantes. People find greek tragedy beautiful despite the fact that the overarching message is always to trust in the gods even when in the short term that can be inscrutable and cause suffering for reasons we don’t understand. Nobody anyone with 5 brain cells listens to would criticise those texts on the level you are interfacing with job on, which is a framing narrative. “Bible” means library and there are many genres of writing in it, for example, nobody would take the psalms literally because they’re poems. Job is fascinating to people without a weird chip on their shoulder because it confronts life in a way that is very frank and honest. Good people get fricked over and aren’t rewarded for being good. People assume job must have done something to deserve his pain but he hasn’t. All he can do, in the face of a universe which is incomprehensible to him (which is exactly how god answers job) is continue living and trust that everything will work out ultimately. He gets over his loss and new things to be happy about come his way. How you could read such an early expression of human grief and start talking about how totally mean god is boggles my mind, it’s so fricking facile. Of course god is mean in it because life is mean. It’s confronting that. In the same way, isaac is about how human sacrifice is wrong, but if you focus on the logic of the framing narrative to arrive at that you’ll miss the entire forest for the trees. Please never get into any sort of art interpretation

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                aren’t you ignoring the historical context of the time like how there was actual child sacrifice done by heathens which is what prompted God to pull this stunt

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is ultimately up to interpretation why god did these things. Or it can be a metaphor for something idk anyway I do t promote child sacrifice

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was to lay the ground work for "oh I guess you don't have to kill children for this new religion". Critical reading, anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you implying that child sacrifice was the norm for most religions of the time. You are incorrect. Also god could of simply said “Child sacrifice isn’t good mkay”

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                human sacrifice was indeed a staple of every developing civilization. fewer mouths to feed, better chance for the rest to survive. not every civilization ritualized it though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I consneed you got me on the human sacrifice part. Doesn’t change he could have simply condemned child sacrifice in words that would have been sufficient for man

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can have a little meltdown all you like, it’s just disingenuous. the entire point is that god doesn’t find human sacrifice acceptable, the feigned request for it is just a way to get from A to B and show us that. your criticism is on the level of saying shakespeare supports child murder because we don’t see richard punished until an act or so later. the actual content of the story is that human sacrifice is bad, but you focus on the fact that it was asked for and ignore the fact that it was asked for just so it could be outright rejected as acceptable. continue to get very upset and mad though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What point are you making then? That he asked for something so he could make a point of saying it was bad? Seems bizarre to lump in something so pedantic with that other stuff.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was just a prank Abraham, look the camera is right there!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Christianity was entirely invented by schizophrenic israelites. They are subhumans along with israelites. Look at creationism before even beginning a retort.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a grown man who lives with his mom. You aren't superior to anyone troon.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A- I teach my kid not to frick prostitutes
              >A1-My kid fricks prostitutes
              >A2-My kid avoids prostitutes, even if they tempt him
              >B- I didn't teach my kid anything
              >B1-My kid fricks prostitutes
              >B2-My kid avoids prostitutes, even if they tempt him
              Proudness of A2 is greater than B2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Excessive pride is a sin therefore not of god. We could have been all powerful creatures sat right beside our all powerful creature if he wanted us to be. Instead we are destined to this mortal world

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Excessive pride
                ??
                You can feel proud for others anon, you'll know this if you have a kid, which clearly you don't.
                Pride is a sin when you are just proud of yourself and it's derived from ego drive, not love and happiness for other people's paths in life.
                I hope you someday experience this.

                [...]

                All of posters ITT with the “oh how could God be so mean shit” need to understand that hell isn’t burning fire and pitchforks and cruelty. It is dying and going to a place where you aren’t connected to the Holy Spirit/God. It’s terrible not because of torture, but because you are separated from this universal capital G God force that loves you.
                TO PUT IT IN MOVIE TERMS: End of Evangelion, Orange goo is heaven, except you maintain a deeper sense of individuality and get to be connected to God. If you go to hell you are like Shinji and Asuka, except your individualism is you being an individual in a Godless void, not on a beach with a redhead Tsundere.
                God is your Father and wants you to hang out with him at his barbecue. But he doesn’t want to force you to go, even if he knows you’d enjoy it more than jerking off alone in your room.

                "Ok"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is the point in G-D creating man with the inherent predisposition to sin? When in the end if you do t make the right choice you will be sent to hell( whatever your idea of what that is)

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because man is the only creature granted the ability to choose between good and evil
              The only creature granted the kind of intelligence to shape the world around him and chart his course with infinite potential
              So man needs to be worthy of that intelligence
              Otherwise he is an animal

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's bored

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          satan is the scapegoat
          god created the world to separate evil from himself.
          humanity exists to be the part outside of god to recognize and overcome evil which god is preparing for its ultimate destruction and cleansing.
          this is at least according to christian theology

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is at least according to christian theology
            where in the bible is that written?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Revelation, Genesis. its pretty easy to deduce. Satan was literally created to be destroyed according to christianity, his destruction and the destruction and all the wicked along with him brings in the new perfect world united with god.
              these ideas were essentially stolen from zoroastrianism but unlike zoroastrianism, the “good” God is a singular god and satan is his pawn.
              In the garden of eden humanity is given knowledge of good and evil and from then on it is tested for good and evil until the day those that failed are destroyed.

              one wonders why god didn't just not create evil to begin with

              as everything, evil exists as a part of god

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Revelation, Genesis. its pretty easy to deduce.
                what chapter and verse? Back up your claims with scripture, if you can.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well i guess start by reading the entire book of revelation because what i just said isnt exactly controversial take at all

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            one wonders why god didn't just not create evil to begin with

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evil is a HUMAN construct.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to Job.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do we?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old and New Testament God/Satan are almost two different beings.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old Testament is about Jesus too though

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? New Testament and Old Testament God and Satan are almost different beings based on their behaviors and actions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        some christian traditions, like calvinism, accept that god has a mean streak and destines some people for everlasting torment. the boss isn't always nice but he's always the boss.

        >burning for eternity just because god let you get trolled

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you made the choice on your own free will

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can I have free will if I didn’t choose to be born?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you take solace in the fact that nobody chose to be born and deal with that knowledge your own way

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But what makes a person who they are? How do we come to be?
                From a scientific perspective, it’s a mixture of nature and nurture. Our parents, our surroundings, our genes. By the time you start “making decisions,” you are already a distinct being. Except you had no control over any of the factors which made you into the person you are. And you could say “well, even in spite of that, you could see the error of your ways and not do [thing that gets you punished eternally].” But you can’t, can you? In order to have that capacity, there still has to be some aspect of your nature and experience which gives it to you, and you have no control over that.
                And if it’s from a spiritual perspective, you just are your soul, which again you have no control over.
                So people can’t have free will, and some people are just predestined to suffer eternally due to bad luck. And an omniscient god knows exactly who is going to suffer eternally from before they’re born, due to factors they could never control, and lets them be born and suffer anyway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le wall of pilpul
                110 won’t happen but it should.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re using way too much reason here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                peak midwit post

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trying to understand creation through the limited scope of human logic will lead to madness and the loss of your soul.
                You have to accept there are things beyond comprehension that you will never fully understand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          believe me, i think it's an indictment of the religion and evidence that it's primitive and backwards. no just god would do that to people, and therefore the christian god is not just.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tbf the israeli faith doesn't believe in hell and Christianity is an offshoot.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i actually think talmudic judaism is much more civilized. it's a shame it's so radically evil and amoral

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the people that make it evil. Just like people believe Jesus hates gay people.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a shame it's so radically evil and amoral
                That's a ridiculous and hateful thing to say, Judaism is not evil or amoral. The israeli religion is about observing God's law and making the world a holier place.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting then why is Israel currently killing civilians using illegal chemical weapons?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Babylonian talmudism is not the faith of Abraham

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                White Phosphorus isn't an illegal chemical weapon as long as it's not being used as an incendiary according to UN treaty.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tbf the israeli faith doesn't believe in hell and Christianity is an offshoot.
              Then why do israelites believe that Christ is boiling in extreme in hell, and why does the israeli rabbinical tradition only start up hundreds of years after Jesus died?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they became satan worshippers after breaking the covenant and killing the son of God.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jews do not worship satan, and have not broken the covenant. Jesus was not the son of god, he was merely a man, and he was killed by Rome.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're the synagogue of satan

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, israelites worship God, not Satan.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why do israelites believe that Christ is boiling in extreme in hell
                Jews don't even believe in hell, so that is factually incorrect and just a hateful slander.

                >why does the israeli rabbinical tradition only start up hundreds of years after Jesus died
                This is also untrue, rabbit literally just means "teacher", and Judaism had sages since the very beginning. The rabbinic tradition as distinct from a priestly tradition dates to the 1st century, not centuries after Christ.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jews don't even believe in hell,
                You people are shameless in your lies.

                >The rabbinic tradition as distinct from a priestly tradition dates to the 1st century, not centuries after Christ.
                Oh my mistake, only decades after Christ, not centuries, but Christians are still the offshoot though clearly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you not aware that the Talmud is just a collection of debates between rabbis, and not canon law? Just because one ancient israelite said something stupid and edgy doesn't mean that it was ever anything important. There are many instances in the talmud of someone saying something inflammatory and it was recorded to contextualize the reply when a rabbi admonishes him for speaking foolishly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not actually important to us, goyim. We just wrote it down hundreds of years ago and and have compulsively studied it for hidden meaning down to the individual letters that make up its words ever since as a means to amuse ourselves. You know, as a joke.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jews are one of the most secular ((ethnic)) groups. The weird Talmud obsession that’s going around has to be originating from Quran thumping shitskins. You guys literally know more about the holy israeli texts than the israelites it’s hilarious.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know the reasons for why israelites became so secular while Muslims are so resistant to it compared to all other religions

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand what the talmud is or its meaning to the israelites (which also varies drastically depending on sect).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is like taqiyya just for israelites.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you really have brain rot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listen I've talked to "moderate" israelites and they still read the thing in their synagogs. Yes I know it's very big but I also know it's filled with a lot of crazy shit that makes the OT seem a lot less schizo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Talmud is just a collection of israelites refining the art of pilpul for hundreds of years
                jesus christ

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no just god would do that to people
            That's what the Jehovah's Witnesses think

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they don't. homosexual.
              t. ex-Witness

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no just god would do that to people,
            b***h you do that to sims in Sims 4. Hell, your ass wall people in to watch them burn to death or drown in a pool. And you are God of those sims.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >believe me, i think it's an indictment of the religion and evidence that it's primitive and backwards. no just god would do that to people, and therefore the christian god is not just.

            lol shut the frick up.
            God offers the ONLY possibility of justice in this world. That capricious arbitrary quality you're complaining about is the default, it's the norm for life in this universe. That's why people die constantly for breaking arbitrary laws of physics with no regard for whether or not that innocent baby genuinely deserves to get mauled to death by a pitbull, or broiled alive because daddy forgot him in the car when he went to work. No mercy, no reprieve, no justice just physics and the consequences of actions. The "capricious" God you're whining about at least offers some payoff, some sense of meaning to it all, even if it's just for a chosen few.

            You don't actually care about injustice. That's not your real reason for hating God. I don't know what the real reason is, but it's certainly not the fact that bad things happen to people, because that happens whether or not God exists.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That capricious arbitrary quality you're complaining about is the default, it's the norm for life in this universe.
              Why did God make it this way?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't hate your god, because it's a fictional character. I don't hate Sauron either, for the same reason. Europeans were good and moral people long before they heard about Abrahamism. And truly, who is whining here?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Notice how nothing that you said actually addresses anything that I said. You're holding up old European gods as a superior alternative?
                Ol' Mr. Rapey McSunbeam Zeus?
                Mr. You offended me, some I'm going to drive your wife mad and have her frick a bull and give birth to a half human monster Poseidon?

                I repeat.
                It's clearly not your allegations of arbitrary injustice and cruelty that motivate your hatred for Christians and their faith.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >good and moral
                on what standard? I guess being able to rape and kill your slaves legally is moral?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Europeans were good and moral people

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >God offers the ONLY possibility of justice in this world. That capricious arbitrary quality you're complaining about is the default, it's the norm for life in this universe.
              why did God design that to be so?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can use logic to determine what a just god would deem as correct. Ask yourself “does the predicament that we’re in according to Christianity make sense” would another frame work be better or is this somehow best suited to our nature but then again god could simply just have made us with another nature and we wouldn’t have to suffer at all. IDK really doesn’t make any fricking sense but I’m just a man with limited senses

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lol shut the frick up
              Please continue reverend.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it’s primitive and backwards because it actually confronts that reality is harsh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >god made you ugly
          >said ugliness makes every child bully you
          >this causes self esteem issues
          >this makes you become anti social
          >being anti social makes you lonely and misserable
          >you seek god, you read the bible you pray and pray
          >god ignores you completely
          >you decide to have a nice day
          >god punishes you by making you suffer even more in hell

          im sorry but god is an butthole

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            how you postin from hell dawg

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God’s just testing you. Like when he makes someone be born crippled or gives a couple a moronic child.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              he should at least throw me a bone or somehing if he is aware of my mental state then he should know by now how close i am to giving up and killing myself, what kind of test is this? what is the point? is it supposed to give me more faith? because is doing the exact opposite

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was being facetious when I wrote that. Sorry bro, I have no answers for you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wasnt expecting a satisfying answer anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but he likes having him around to torture mortals, such as in the prologue to the book of Job

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of it makes sense. they are made up characters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but god does not do evil stuff like that. if he had killed satan, satan would have won cause it proves god is not good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but he doesn't want to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks the Christian God is some admin in the sky who can just open the control prompt and delete the file that says satan.rar
      If you are going to criticize Christianity at least understand what it is you are criticizing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So he isnt all powerful, got it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get why this is such an issue for people. Satan is still his creation and so God loves satan like he loves people even if they’re evil

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he needs to look good and fear of the devil repels people back into his arms

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill your enemies, they win

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill your enemies, they win

      Satan dies at the end though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, because neither are real.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        both are real and you’re dumb as shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong on all counts.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >both are real
          Proof?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      God is hoping someone can talk-no-jutsu Satan into redeeming himself like in all your favorite animes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he supposed to be the Devil or God?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing Mark Twain he was supposed to be both.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anuspastatester

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully, there is no God.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How annoying that sound iss

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      brainlet doesn't realize he doesn't need to do that: vampires can't come in uninvited

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      would that it were so simple

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"When one is disgusted by men, by life, by everything, even if one has no faith, God is an interlocutor. In the depths of loneliness, with whom can one speak? It is only with God that you then wish to speak. One has to have dialogue and, since people were ruled out, God appears automatically. It’s a sort of faith without faith."

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this from?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adventures of Mark Twain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A cartoon called The Adventures of Mark Twain, it's very loosely based on an unfinished book of Twain's called "The Mysterious Stranger"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        really interesting, never seen this before or heard of this unfinished book

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is peak Reddit. Oh my God so creepy and disturbing upvote please. Seriously grow the frick up

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board gotten so stupid. This isn’t Satan in the biblical sense, you dark age morons. The black void and the fact that Satan is the one who creates is implying that there is no God and whatever this ‘angel’ is he’s just there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le dark ages
      >calling anyone else a moron

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't eat the apple

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He says ithimself, he's satan.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedo shit.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    twain was such a redditor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I visited his house and hated every moment of it. Frick him and frick you

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What an incredibly hateful thing to say. Do you really think this attitude is what your prophet would have wanted?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I accept your concession of defeat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            see

            I accept your concession of defeat.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of posters ITT with the “oh how could God be so mean shit” need to understand that hell isn’t burning fire and pitchforks and cruelty. It is dying and going to a place where you aren’t connected to the Holy Spirit/God. It’s terrible not because of torture, but because you are separated from this universal capital G God force that loves you.
    TO PUT IT IN MOVIE TERMS: End of Evangelion, Orange goo is heaven, except you maintain a deeper sense of individuality and get to be connected to God. If you go to hell you are like Shinji and Asuka, except your individualism is you being an individual in a Godless void, not on a beach with a redhead Tsundere.
    God is your Father and wants you to hang out with him at his barbecue. But he doesn’t want to force you to go, even if he knows you’d enjoy it more than jerking off alone in your room.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      That's a nice headcanon but bibilical depictions of hell, dante's hell, all describe an inferno basically. A fiery wasteland

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante’s hell
        Non canon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when I said biblical depictions immediately before that. Go to bed

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You realize the Bible was written by LOTS of people right? A lot of the stories in the Bible are ancient stories passed down through centuries of spoken word.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s actually a moron who doesn’t understand dante

          [...]
          That's a nice headcanon but bibilical depictions of hell, dante's hell, all describe an inferno basically. A fiery wasteland

          Dante literally states in the first canto how all of this is couched in sensory terms, an approximation of things he couldn’t relate otherwise. You’re also missing the point that the entire thing is allegory. The state people exist in reflects how they chose to live on earth, with hell being an artistic representation of their actual lives. The guy puts mythological characters and beings in hell, it’s not meant to be fricking scripture. It’s a discourse on morality and spiritual progress toward redemption.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when I said biblical depictions immediately before that. Go to bed

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don’t mention dante at all then. Or at least read the fricking thing first. As for biblical discussion of hell, it’s very sparse.
              >place where worms don’t die
              >fire
              >lots of crying
              That’s pretty much it. Although it’s also stated that your soul can be destroyed in hell, which means it’s possibly just oblivion

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also Dante was horny and pissed off when he wrote the Divine Comedy because he was simping over some chick who didn't even know he existed. So yeah remember a horny virgin in his 20s wrote that shit.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              and yeah you’re still moronic and haven’t read it. he was betrothed to beatrice as a child (so she knew him) and she died very young before they married. by the time he composed the comedy he was middle aged (he says so in the first fricking sentence) and in exile away from his wife. it’s just embarrassing when midwits try to comment on literature they haven’t read using facile pop culture language, give it a rest.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh idk yeah I didn't read that shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen that movie because I don't like weeb shit but that is a perfect example.

      One thing I try to say when people say "why does God let his children starve?!" I always go back to the fact that GOD is not an admin who can delete suffering.rar with the click of a button. He is not a person no real Christian believes this, only children and atheists think that's what the Christian God is.
      God is metaphysical. Satan is physical. Its something people cannot fricking understand.

      Read the book of Job. Its a story about a guy who loses literally fricking everything and still stays a virtuous man. Peanut-brains read this book and CANNOT grasp its meaning. Its insane how atheists turn their fricking brains off whenever approached by scripture. These aren't stupid people either they just choose to be obtuse about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hell is like my Hazbin Hotels or some shit
      no, you will suffer unimaginable eternal pain, repent now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell isn't physical pain
        It's personal
        You hold the keys to leave hell at any point but it's your guilt that keeps you in the dark

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His domain is the material world and his entire purpose is to be the accuser of mankind. He functions to oppose mankind, thereby putting our souls through trial

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate it when Cinemaphile tries to discuss theology. Both sides are so bad at it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read my frog post and then post that frog, looking in the opposite direction of my frog, to spite me and basically say my post was shit without even giving me a (you)?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't aimed at (you) specifically. But yes, (you) too

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I bear witness that none deserves worship except (You) ALL-AAAHHHH, and I bear witness that anonymous is the messenger of (You) ALL-AAHHHH.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked his voice, is there a name for that kind of sound?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a male and female voice layed over top each other

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry boys but christianity doesn't allow me to express my egoist worldview so its therefore objectively not real

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is pretty much why I don’t like atheists, they seem to support everything destroying western society

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The political opinions of the typical atheist are irrelevant to the discussion of whether or not God exists. I'm an atheist but I align more with the conservative, religious, family-oriented people on political issues than the fedora-tipper redditor hedonist types.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        goes back to the plato question for me. if I call intensity of light more or less bright I assume some absolute standard of brightness which I bring into comparisons with every light I see. if I see a collective of people who tend toward moral goodness and harmony I assume they conform with some absolute standard I reference when I measure what I see. when I see tradition and religion creating a well ordered society I intuit the transcendental source of that good order, and the grotesque horror of its absence

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What you're seeing is simply a positive mindset and good moral system. Religion provides a framework for these people to live their lives by. You don't need religion to create one. It's just that most people are lost unless they're told what to do. That is the sad condition of humanity. And whether or not they subscribe to a religion is still irrelevant to the question of whether or not God truly exists. People can follow their religious customs, devote their lives to God, striven to get into heaven by doing good works, etc. and God may still not exist despite it all. In fact, that is what I believe.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you’ve sort of ignored my actual point
            >good moral system
            which is what? one that functions successfully? because there are plenty of moral systems most people find objectionable that function very successfully, ie, china now. when you use the word “good”, as in “more good” or “less good” you aren’t just giving some sort of vague description but assuming an absolute standard which moral acts exist in proximity to. if I call one society better I am literally saying this society is closer to my idea of the perfect society. this person is morally better, this person is closer in proximity to moral perfection than this other person. by calling something a good moral framework you mentally construct a bunch of scaffolding around something metaphysical to begin with. if there is no God, or no absolute and non empirical fulcrum by which we measure these things, then they cease to be coherent as concepts and our language around them becomes nonsense. by morally better you mean morally different at most

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is all based on his own subjective ideal of what is good That has been molded by his culture which in turn has been molded by his human nature

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                calling it subjective is equivalent to calling it nonsense. a moral argument just becomes the same as people arguing wether that dress was blue or white basically. you may as well not even bother

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                uh oh he might call you a big fricko head or something now. please ignore all those trad pagan religions which practiced human sacrifice and glorified it btw ahah

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally arguing semantics over what is “good”. Good is good homosexual deal with it and move on

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what if your enemy taught you what was good? you would destroy yourself and love every moment.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t subscribe to an idea of good. I don’t murder random people because that would land me in jail for life. “Good” is whatever would keep society afloat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling it subjective is equivalent to calling it nonsense.
                Yes, morality is quite literally some nonsense humans made up to organize a society and get along with each other.
                >a moral argument just becomes the same as people arguing wether that dress was blue or white basically. you may as well not even bother
                You don't have to bother if you don't want to. You can choose to be amoral. Plenty of (colored) people do this.

                you’re not reading my posts properly. you can say “this is my moral opinion” and you’re still assuming everything I said in that post. the idea is that any moral claim assumes all of these things and relies on them unconsciously. you utilise metaphysical moral logic when you make a moral statement like more or less good. crazy that plato said since over two thousand years ago and still nobody can actually refute it

                No, I understand what you're saying. The problem is, it is delusional. What is morally good is your subjective opinion. That's it and that's all. It does not come from anywhere but your own mind. Hence why all these people who supposedly get their morality from God seethe and disagree with each other on a constant basis, often to the point of violence. If God was the source of morality, this wouldn't happen. It's very blatantly manmade. If you stop and think about it, you'll realize this. As for where I get my morality from, I at least can honestly state "It is my personal opinion" instead of coping and pretending it's not. It just so happens that my subjective opinion of morality aligns more with the religious.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It does not come from anywhere but your own mind
                Pretty sure it comes from my sensory organs.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling it subjective is equivalent to calling it nonsense.
                Yes, morality is quite literally some nonsense humans made up to organize a society and get along with each other.
                >a moral argument just becomes the same as people arguing wether that dress was blue or white basically. you may as well not even bother
                You don't have to bother if you don't want to. You can choose to be amoral. Plenty of (colored) people do this.

                [...]
                No, I understand what you're saying. The problem is, it is delusional. What is morally good is your subjective opinion. That's it and that's all. It does not come from anywhere but your own mind. Hence why all these people who supposedly get their morality from God seethe and disagree with each other on a constant basis, often to the point of violence. If God was the source of morality, this wouldn't happen. It's very blatantly manmade. If you stop and think about it, you'll realize this. As for where I get my morality from, I at least can honestly state "It is my personal opinion" instead of coping and pretending it's not. It just so happens that my subjective opinion of morality aligns more with the religious.

                Actually it comes to world around (you), my b

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *from

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satisfaction is objectively good

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Morality ultimately comes from whatever you believe is correct. This is influenced by other people, but ultimately it's what you yourself think. An opinion. And a society's shared opinions on morality form a culture. Whether or not you choose to base this opinion of yours upon a particular religion or your idea of a deity, it's still your subjective opinion. And plenty of other people have their own opinions that differ from yours, despite believing in the same deity. You can read words in a holy book and decide that's what you want to base your morality on, or you can base your morality on a different, non-religious book, or you can base it on what someone else said to you, or just your own ideas. It's all subjective.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you’re not reading my posts properly. you can say “this is my moral opinion” and you’re still assuming everything I said in that post. the idea is that any moral claim assumes all of these things and relies on them unconsciously. you utilise metaphysical moral logic when you make a moral statement like more or less good. crazy that plato said since over two thousand years ago and still nobody can actually refute it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atheists are the godless shabbos goyim of the nation wrecking israelites. Of course they’re counterproductive to society. The judeo bolsheviks called them useful idiots for a reason.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the point in context that Twain was disturbed by this because he realized he agreed with Satan?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is a critique of religion and he never finished the book

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Book
        This was that book he meant to write about Joan of Arc?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mysterious_Stranger

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your anime analogy was stupid seeing how you are a horny weeb. The truth is unless god speaks to you(schizophrenia) everything you read will be up to interpretation by you and other that came before you. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gradually, I began to hate them

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read the book. It's short and explains the entire scene

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      177 pages. Too long, I haven't read a book since high school tbh that's why I'm on the movie board

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.
    Um, it REALLY doesn't work like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to God

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He represents a child's imagination
    Capable of simultaneous beauty and unimaginable cruelty because it doesn't yet know what morality is

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this scene was kino. Haven't seen anyone talk about it in a decade or longer. Good post, Anon.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely demonic thread. /x/ tier with how demonic it is.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so people completely misunderstand this short, which I guess is to be expected because of the poorly-chosen name of the character, plus everybody has spooky memories of watching it as children

    but if you know something about
    1) mark twain's original story [plus a bit about the background / multiple versions]
    2) non-dual awakening
    you'll see that twain was starting to have an inkling about the true nature of HIS OWN consciousness (and yours, and everybody's)
    but his burgeoning understanding couldn't be explained by the primitive 1800s understanding of what GOD and CONSCIOUSNESS really are ... so they sort of got mangled through a very scary and pessimistic Christian filter

    watch the claymation short again understanding that the "satan" character is YOUR OWN UNLIMITED, IMMORTAL, INFINITE AWARENESS

    if you try to interpret it through the eyes of the little mud characters (the temporarily created humans), yes, it will seem evil
    but you aren't those little characters, and in our real world you aren't (just) human. your human personality is the LEAST of what you really are, like the tiniest little sliver of a fingernail

    it's a shame this claymation short was made to be so spooky and targeted at children, but if you know what the deeper message is - something that twain was just beginning to understand - you'll see that your true nature is tremendously safe and free and innocent, and untouched by everything that has ever seemingly happened in the human world.

    when AI advances into being able to create videos from scripts, maybe some motivated person will attempt to take this idea and do it properly, not all spooky-scary-pessimistic, but showing GOD'S INFINITE CREATIVE LOVE instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Twain’s intention was to reject religion entirely

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently rejecting religion is embracing religion to because god or something.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a reference to Paradise Lost.
    The reason God did not give Satan even a chance at forgiveness is because he knew that Satan would never seek it. Satan seethes for a while, after he is cast down. But eventually he comes to this conclusion himself. He could never seek forgiveness because even he himself knows he is too proud and doesn't believe himself to be at fault.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I like God? When I accomplish something it is by my own hand. My prayers fall on deaf ears. He torments me every waking moment. Frick him.
    Even on the off chance you are real, you do not deserve my faith just because you created me.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
    >Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
    >Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?

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