I cannot live another day without air conditioning

I cannot live another day without air conditioning

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's the beginning of summer, so if you call an AC company to install today, they might be able to fit you in the schedule in about 3-4 weeks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so if you call an AC company
      >so if you call
      >if you call
      >you call
      You'll call. You'll call now.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can i sue the Canadian government for smoke inhalation?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll kill myself now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are they now bros? Have they had any other roles since then?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The woman posted on reddit https://www.theringer.com/pop-culture/2022/9/1/23331936/sears-ac-commercial-youll-call-now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why the frick does every article have to be either 4 sentences or a 20 parapragh treatsie?

          Motherfricker just tell me whats up, not about your conry-ass psuedo-intellectual 'journey' to uncover this gem of a fricking story. I don't give a frick about you or the political and social climate at the time of the commercials airing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dunno but only thing i can find that talks about the actors

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, thank you for that. I tried to mentally extract the entertaining part, but it wore me down.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    then die you stupid b***h

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill call tomorrow

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 105 degrees outside, been like that since I was a babe inside my mothers womb. Folks like me, we're used to the heat. Molded by it, shaped by it. To you, the heat is unbearable. To me? It's nothing but another ordinary Friday.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's nothing but another ordinary Friday.
      It's wednesday.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Timezones.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how timezones work you dumb homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's not how timezones work you dumb homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        give him a break he's got heat stroke

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you're living as a dirt farmer in whatever country has 105 degree heat each day, which day of the week it is doesn't matter all that much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's wednesday
        What the frick, not that anon but I thought it was friday. I'm drunk as frick and have work in 6 hours.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does that even happen

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            he druk the vodka

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't molded by it your body has shut off most of your brain and maxed on body odor in order to cope with the heat

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't she call? Does she not know the credit card information? Does she have crippling social anxiety?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Husband controls the finances, as it should be

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll call now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'LL
      CALL
      NOW

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        After you blow me, you fat moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          only after you irrigate that axe wound, you hysteric bimbo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking cuck.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ‘Nother scorcher!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe electricity should be free and air conditioning should be provided by the government at no cost. I have proposed this and have not received any valid counter argument other than name calling and insinuations of this being "communist". We could easily make this world a better place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would this be funded? I don't know about your country, but the USA doesn't have the money to meet the people's needs as it is.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You voted for it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get your air conditioning when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in Mesa and I haven't turned on my AC yet this summer

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the ones with the tiger poster got all the chicks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your child can visit the dark depths of the oceans
      How did they predict OceanGate?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly made this commercial so iconic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was spammed all the time when kids were out of school. Also the exchange between the husband and wife is fairly absurd.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah more kids probably saw it than the actual target audience

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's the cinematic piss filter.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was meant to look really hot and it worked.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was played every single day and it just got hammered into people's brains.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe one day we'll have webms with sound

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        8ch*n has webms/mp4s with sound fyi

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          those 5 people on there have it too good

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This commercial was the beginning of the emasculation of men in all media, and I called it at the time, and it held true.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man that permits his woman to talk to him like this will have his life slowly ruined and will blame others instead of himself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can nagged to death under your new Sunseater awning today!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Malingering c**t acts smug over not even conceiving of using the phone herself

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half-masted, bass-boosted, sling-back, fully retractable

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its funny, the commercial is from a time when the woman still needed the husbands permission to get the AC, but she feels allowed to command him to do it.

    Nowadays true feminism would allow the husband to command her to call them and make the decision entirely without him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is funny, the way I’ve got it at my place is she’ll bring up I need to do something she could do herself, and then I say she can call and she shrinks and claims social anxiety, which I laugh off and recover dominance as she says she’s helpless without me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's too easy to abuse women these days. Our fathers actually had to put hands on them.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    warm out today
    warm yesterday
    even warmer today

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was such a dipshit kid that when I drank this, I actually thought I would magically cool down during the summer. Same thing with some other drink that had a commercial of the sun being blocked out when someone drank the drink, and I would look to the sun, expecting it to be blocked when I drank it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gods 90's commercials had SOUL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY MOTHERFRICKING LIFE

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'LL
    CALL
    NOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine blasting the mom with Cool Whip after NOT calling now

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna shove this MILF up against the sweating walls and rip off those jeans and frick the shit out of her while we're both sweating profusely then die of heatstroke

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC units are a scam.
    Just buy some water cooled fans and enjoy some cool moist air.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, some room temperature water cooled air!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing feels better in the heat than more humidity, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s why I live in the rainforest

    • 10 months ago
      sage

      The big ones are fantastic if you live in a very dry, hot climate.
      I lived near the desert and there they feel like heaven.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judith Hoag

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine a world where time drifts slowly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU
      fricking selling mixtapes on tv lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love.
      Devotion.
      Feeling.
      Emotion.
      [*ethnic chanting stolen from a native Taiwanese tribe recording by some French techno group*]

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try not being a fat frick.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the SunSetter retractable awning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny when they still use the ad and dub over the old price in such an obvious way.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the low price of [sudden shift in audio quality]
        FOUR HUNDRED NINETY NINE DOLLARS
        Used to crack me up every time.

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