Why are Americans obsessed with the British? Is it the only European country they can name? Air conditioning barely exists in the whole of Europe outside of public places.
sharts have 3rd world public education. they can't afford to get taught about the rest of the world. they barely get taught how to pay down a loan. so ofc they're going to be asking the same question for weeks as to why europe doesn't have AC.
I only lose power a couple of days every few years but I still have a generator just in case. Why not just keep a $200 window ac unit for relief in one room?
Because usually we only need it one or two days out of every few years, until recently, so it's not an established market and as a result it costs like 3-4x more here.
then why do commercial buildings all have aircon? you can't deny that they are cozier to be in during the summer than at home. Aircon should be mandatory
>Because usually we only need it one or two days out of every few years, until recently
every euro ive know b***hes about the heat for 5 months out of the year every year for years. and then they always say this same thing lol , makes no sense
most of the sharts going "y no AC???????" live in near-inhospitable places like deserts in the southwest where they run AC 24/7. they'll be in a civil war soon though since they're sucking rivers and aquifers dry for their chemical green lawns
I know this venezuelan who plays runecape at an internet cafe for a living because jobs are so shit there that goldfarming unironically makes better money. He has an air conditioning. Yuropoors unironically have less money than venezuelan gold farmers.
That's what he means. "Never come to Texas" because their shitty privatized power infrastructure can't handle one more person charging their cell phone.
I'm not the government moron, if you're gonna come at me then come at me pussy, I know you don't have shit to throw at me like the limpwristed cuck you are.
>waste money
First, that commercial makes me feel very old
Second, my house has central air. I keep it on 70F, it often overcools to dehumidfy down to 67. My last electric bill was $167, and my project usage for the current month is $142(it will like be a little higher). AC isnt necessarily that expensive...not having good insulation is expensive.
I was born in 1985, and every morning I wake up disappointed that I didn't have the decency to die peacefully in my sleep. I'm rapidly approaching the time cutoff where I go from "Tragically gone too soon" to "Yeah, sounds about right."
I'm at my Abe Simpson moment and stopped following culture around 2009. I enjoy going out to dinner with my wife, hiking, sex and... that's about it.
I guess drinking beer and petting our dogs is cool too. I'm tired. And the fact that I look back at a blurry, stupid commercial that played between episodes of Ren Stimpy with wistful nostalgia is a little sad.
I was born in 1985, and every morning I wake up disappointed that I didn't have the decency to die peacefully in my sleep. I'm rapidly approaching the time cutoff where I go from "Tragically gone too soon" to "Yeah, sounds about right."
Yeah. Hasn't helped me much since I am so confident and have the memory of a goldfish. My bosses have all loved me, but I get cagie wagie pay.
Kind of just hoping a semi hits me on my morning drive to work.
86 here too and I'm just a stupid neet livin with his parents still. I'm pathetic
83 here. I genuinely wonder if getting older has always been like this...watching the world you grew up with slowly change and descend into relative madness at the hands of people younger and dumber than you.
There are literal quotes from Plato complaining about the youth of his age. Take comfort that it happens to everyone and has since we have begun as a species.
It is a good thing though. Change in technology and culture means we are continuing to push forward and adapt. We may not understand or like it, but the species is till persevering.
You have to remember this was still back in a time when it was generally the man of the house who would take care of these things and gender roles still existed
Imagine, just fricking imagine, living in a country that still lives in stone houses, does not have central air, nor wind screens, nor ceiling fans, humidifiers, dehumidifiers, roads, highways, or any other basic infrastructure. Just fricking imagine being europeans for more than a day.
US internet is more than a decade behind Europe lmao. You can get gigabit fibre in almost all of Europe, even in rural towns and poorgay countries like Romania.
We got a new french teacher every year in junior high, and every one of them would show us this towards the end of the year when they were tired of our shit.
We got a new french teacher every year in junior high, and every one of them would show us this towards the end of the year when they were tired of our shit.
Our French teacher was a Columbian woman. She also taught spanish. She was crazy and at times her teaching style was straight up bullshit. However her insane style left a lot of funny memories. If she ever got super pissed at a student she would take them outside the classroom and start yelling at them, unintentionally slipping through several languages
dear god, I had forgotten about that
Those things were harder to use than the commercial would have you believe. There also was something similar which was a ball with a disc on it, you used it like a pogo stick but it didnt have a handle. It was nearly impossible to use.
I can't believe europoors still don't have AC. I went there a few summers ago and was sweltering in the heat. Aren't you guys supposed to be more developed than us poor, backwards Americans?
bitch, just spend 2 weeks without it and you won't even notice it's hot.
>2022
>no AC
why are britbongs like this
>started the industrial revolution
>finally have to deal with the consequences
their bricky wicky homes don't have proper ductwork
Just get ductless???
no. I am white and I deserve central air conditioning.
A ductless minisplit system is the white man's choice
Why are Americans obsessed with the British? Is it the only European country they can name? Air conditioning barely exists in the whole of Europe outside of public places.
Because it's the only part of Europe that matters. The non-UK parts are the European version of our flyover states.
because yurope is even more irrelevant than bongistan.
Looks like China wins again
Every single day on Cinemaphile there’s English talking about yanks this and yanks that and you frickers get so pissy when you get the same treatment.
What's it like living in a primarily white country but still being third world?
do people really not understand that europe is not hot?
Then stop complaining
sharts have 3rd world public education. they can't afford to get taught about the rest of the world. they barely get taught how to pay down a loan. so ofc they're going to be asking the same question for weeks as to why europe doesn't have AC.
My friend in Slovakia won't shut the frick up about the heat. Why can't europeans agree with each other?
I only lose power a couple of days every few years but I still have a generator just in case. Why not just keep a $200 window ac unit for relief in one room?
does japan really need ac more than europe?
No, but Japan isn't ass backwards
apparently the cities get really fricking hot.
Primitive barbarians.
based chinks know how glorious AC can be in muggy heat. Italians need to figure their shit out
Because usually we only need it one or two days out of every few years, until recently, so it's not an established market and as a result it costs like 3-4x more here.
then why do commercial buildings all have aircon? you can't deny that they are cozier to be in during the summer than at home. Aircon should be mandatory
because they have the money to swallow the cost of investment
>Because usually we only need it one or two days out of every few years, until recently
every euro ive know b***hes about the heat for 5 months out of the year every year for years. and then they always say this same thing lol , makes no sense
>get AC installed in my house
>use it 2 weeks out of the year tops
No thanks.
t. poorgay
I have plenty of money, it just seems pointless to have when I'm living somewhere that doesn't need it.
most of the sharts going "y no AC???????" live in near-inhospitable places like deserts in the southwest where they run AC 24/7. they'll be in a civil war soon though since they're sucking rivers and aquifers dry for their chemical green lawns
da americans will be done in 2 more weeks m i rite
We don't think about you
I know this venezuelan who plays runecape at an internet cafe for a living because jobs are so shit there that goldfarming unironically makes better money. He has an air conditioning. Yuropoors unironically have less money than venezuelan gold farmers.
Oi m8 you got a loicence for that a/c
I'll call them later.
You’ll call them now
Weak skinned homosexual, never come to Texas.
>pussy homosexual texas poster
you can't even supply utilities to your citizens for basic needs you dumb frick
That's what he means. "Never come to Texas" because their shitty privatized power infrastructure can't handle one more person charging their cell phone.
I'm not the government moron, if you're gonna come at me then come at me pussy, I know you don't have shit to throw at me like the limpwristed cuck you are.
>I'm not the government moron
Are all Texans stupid and fat? Frick you. Frick you so much fricker.
triggering a commiefornian with my mere existence, yep it's definitely one of those days
>being so much of a pampered pussy you don’t get everything you need off the land and rely on the government.
Way to out yourself mr city slicker
Oi vey, it's gunna be anuddah scoicha!
anuddah shoah!
You said you’d stop kvetchin’ and call the mensch!
Was this the one commercial that was played in 100% of all homes?
Yea, almost every commercial break on daytime Nickelodeon especially.
I haven't seen the ad in at least twenty years, and I hate that I still know the entire thing, verbatim, off the top of my head.
Less and less people here are going to know where this came from.
more than two
He made the call.
just bought a portable AC unit 2bh, been fine for me
if you mention this to people they get super stubborn though about not "wasting their money"
>You know, if you didn't waste all of our money at Marshall's and Starbucks we may have been able to afford an air conditioner.
Nobody went to Starbucks in 1993, moron.
starbucks has been around since the 80s
but not AROUND. It's also not that popular now. It has had its run.
>waste money
First, that commercial makes me feel very old
Second, my house has central air. I keep it on 70F, it often overcools to dehumidfy down to 67. My last electric bill was $167, and my project usage for the current month is $142(it will like be a little higher). AC isnt necessarily that expensive...not having good insulation is expensive.
Why didn't she make the call herself????
Because she cannot live another day without air conditioning. And yesterday? Yesterday he said he'd call Sears. He'll call today? He'll call now.
Then she would have to use her money. This way he has to use his and she can still claim later that he didn't give her any shopping money
Pure kino
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That background gradient is legit PowerPoint or something
I have never met someone that gets this reference in real life.
I'LL CALL NOW
'CAUSE I'M YOUR LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY
>be english
>go outside
>die
A N O T H E R S C O R C H E R
kewl
I was born in 1983 and if I dropped dead tomorrow I'd be okay with that. I had a good run.
name your top 3 achievements
I was born in 1985, and every morning I wake up disappointed that I didn't have the decency to die peacefully in my sleep. I'm rapidly approaching the time cutoff where I go from "Tragically gone too soon" to "Yeah, sounds about right."
I'm at my Abe Simpson moment and stopped following culture around 2009. I enjoy going out to dinner with my wife, hiking, sex and... that's about it.
I guess drinking beer and petting our dogs is cool too. I'm tired. And the fact that I look back at a blurry, stupid commercial that played between episodes of Ren Stimpy with wistful nostalgia is a little sad.
86 here, I'm gonna live forever.
86 here too and I'm just a stupid neet livin with his parents still. I'm pathetic
I feel that. It's too expensive around here to rent. Even the shitty ghetto apartments are inching closer and closer in price to the "decent" ones.
Well I mean you have a job at least? I don't and barely have ever had one
Yeah. Hasn't helped me much since I am so confident and have the memory of a goldfish. My bosses have all loved me, but I get cagie wagie pay.
Kind of just hoping a semi hits me on my morning drive to work.
83 here. I genuinely wonder if getting older has always been like this...watching the world you grew up with slowly change and descend into relative madness at the hands of people younger and dumber than you.
i'm think i'm starting to understand now
Isn't getting old fun?
There are literal quotes from Plato complaining about the youth of his age. Take comfort that it happens to everyone and has since we have begun as a species.
It is a good thing though. Change in technology and culture means we are continuing to push forward and adapt. We may not understand or like it, but the species is till persevering.
>blame younger people
>all world leaders older than you
pathetic, you have to be a total homosexual to blame the people least responsible
'91 and did not have a good run. I want to die anyway.
it's been generally so cool this summer, I haven't even put in my ac
probably won't all summer at this point
I'll call today
>YOU WILL CALL NOW OR ME AND TYRONE'S SON ARE GOING TO LIVE WITH MY MOTHER AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE!
I'll call now
shart's law
>Eat ice cubes and start farting
>Mfw free air conditioning
Why can't she call Sears? She's the one who is miserable. Can she not use a fricking phone?
You have to remember this was still back in a time when it was generally the man of the house who would take care of these things and gender roles still existed
PICK UP THE PHONE
>no AC
>no fan
NGMI
Imagine, just fricking imagine, living in a country that still lives in stone houses, does not have central air, nor wind screens, nor ceiling fans, humidifiers, dehumidifiers, roads, highways, or any other basic infrastructure. Just fricking imagine being europeans for more than a day.
I'm surprised these people even have internet
US internet is more than a decade behind Europe lmao. You can get gigabit fibre in almost all of Europe, even in rural towns and poorgay countries like Romania.
>look up tomorrow's forecast
>it's another scorcher...
You can stay at my place but you have to sleep on the pullout with the dog.
No Canadians
CRUELLA CRUELLA DE VILLE!
Can we stop shitposting about Yuropoors and have some more comfy 90s nostalgia?
E X C L U S I V E
T I G E R
P O S T E R
Frick you. This advert played in the UK for like 30 years
>mfw realizing each of these b***hes were like 6 pages long
Why not both?
THEY'RE AMERICAN.
je suis une jeune fille
We got a new french teacher every year in junior high, and every one of them would show us this towards the end of the year when they were tired of our shit.
Oh god you have awakened ancient memories.
Our French teacher was a Columbian woman. She also taught spanish. She was crazy and at times her teaching style was straight up bullshit. However her insane style left a lot of funny memories.
If she ever got super pissed at a student she would take them outside the classroom and start yelling at them, unintentionally slipping through several languages
30 years later we have Muzzy teaching the french a lesson.
dear god, I had forgotten about that
Those things were harder to use than the commercial would have you believe. There also was something similar which was a ball with a disc on it, you used it like a pogo stick but it didnt have a handle. It was nearly impossible to use.
Fushigi...
I was talking about this
Hell yeah
base
Sears is dead, dude.
Is this the thread where we go running back up that hill?
Hang it there europe. its almost friday
Europe is a third world continent.
Might rewatch the commercial again could be a good ytp source
the argument against having AC is that summer only last like a couple of months a year but Euroes complain about it every year of their life...
what is this modern sorcery!!!
I can't believe europoors still don't have AC. I went there a few summers ago and was sweltering in the heat. Aren't you guys supposed to be more developed than us poor, backwards Americans?
they act haughty but legitimately live in mudhuts and can't afford AC or motor vehicles. sad really
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Well b***h if you didn't buy so much makeup and clothes we'd have enough money to fix the fricking ac.