I can't be the only Anon who watches Below Deck Down Under. Did anyone else see it all go down last night?
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I can't be the only Anon who watches Below Deck Down Under. Did anyone else see it all go down last night?
He done a sexual assault.
>AAAHHHH A HOT EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRL IS GIVING ME A MASSAGE AGAINST MY WILL IM GOING INSAAAANEEEE
hot?! no
Porn Addiction.
he's gay right?
>the horror film music when she squirted lotion onto his back
kwab
I've been in this situation and it's fricking annoying as hell
some guys aren't desperate for female attention anon that they'd put up with being harassed by an actual psycho b***h who's going to cut your dick off
post wrist
have sex
nice headcannon
That's not the time to use this phrase, bud.
Nice headcanon lol
Fine speech
No you haven’t.
>that episode of aeesha saying she fingered her butthole
You know she’s down for anal.
>he's never had to fight off a goblin before
that's sad anon
>bragging online about ugly b***hes flirting with you
Even sadder.
Based
Based hypeman.
his name? Alberto Einstein
yeah was pretty hot. came twice
He did nothing wrong and I would have been creampieing that weird b***hes sliz every night. Frickin soft ass b***hes. They only did that shit bc they wanted them off the boat.
captain is a gay wienerblock. The crew should run a train on that b***h
Culver can lay down the highway first.
What's a shame is the "le nice guy" tall australian has 0 chance now because he will be afraid of getting cancelled by making a move.
shouldn't have got naked
Yep. Also closing the door and saying frick off was ick.
what was up with the boston guy
wait.... I swear I saw this girl in a casting couch porn on spankbang recently...
>spankbang
Chad. Why are all the other sites going to shit?
What episode is Gary turning up?
My mom loves Below Deck. I occasionally watch, I like the female captain (sally?). Most of the help and ALL of the guests are insufferable, I don’t know how any sane person could work this job without a heavy prescription of illicit drugs.
Sandy. Not a fan of hers tbqh.
For me, it's Captain Lee.
>I'm going to eat someone's ass for breakfast.
Based
Based ass eater. And tbh I’ve seen maybe ten minutes of the show, she seemed the only semi - sane person on the show but that’s a low entry
>DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT I'M STILL BREASTFED BY MY MOTHER?
"a little, yea"
>THEN FRICK YOU.
https://www.bravotv.com/below-deck-sailing-yacht/season-1/episode-11/videos/parker-mccown-do-you-think-its-funny-that-im
Based
If it were really about boating, I'd be into it. Instead, it's dumb drama queens like every reality show for women.
Was getting caught part of his plan?