I can't believe I used to think this guy was cool

I can't believe I used to think this guy was cool

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably shat on him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she sharts, she sharts.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homies supposed to be smart. Why can't he act?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is cool, Johnny Depp's problem are not his

      you're a gayet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got paid, right? He's worth millions for playing pretend, did he not? Sounds smart to me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's paid for how he looks not how he acts.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he gets paid all the same.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic logic

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot explain why because I'm right.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine how many actual hours he has worked throughout his life, and what percentage of that was actually mostly fun and interesting, he seriously and utterly won at life

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta love the Dolphster ya just gotta

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            when these guys get older, they know they lucked out(maybe a little bit at least) and had amazing lives

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              these guys maxxed out the 80s

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do I get my friends to experience Cory Wolf? They watched the first episode of Future Man and thought it was unintentionally cringe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can, youre just a moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro he did not reach stardom for his brains or his abilities

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When are we getting a better attempt at Masters of the Universe???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can
      he just do not want to

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Dolph.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Careful now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible she wasn't a c**t to every single person she's met in her life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supposed to be smart. Why can't he act?
      Actors arent smart

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's smart enough to have made a career out of zero acting ability or charisma, as a foreigner with an accent. He's smart in the neet sense, coasting on who knows what, and if it really comes down to waging, he's a chemical engineer from MIT or some shit like that. He could be a world champion chess-boxing champ if he wanted. He clearly doesn't give a frick, he even banged a monkey woman (grace jones).

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based gigachad being a gentleman and dabbing on subhuman incels

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure he just married a girl that's around his daughters age

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lXBRyhW.jpg

      I can't believe I used to think this guy was cool

      It's comical how much that bottom left photo actually resembles the gigachad smile one

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably sucked him dry. Lucky guy.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out he is just a massive simp
    >“She was great. I worked with her on the first Aquaman, now the second one. We shot last fall in London.” He continued; “She’s terrific, I had a great experience with her. She’s very kind, nice to the crew, nice to everybody, just down to earth."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the problem? she probably isn't a lunatic to most people outside of her relationships.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normal people: hey it was a great experience working with *person who happens to be a woman* I hope our paths cross again
      >incels: REEEE WHAT A SIMP LOOK AT HIM HE SAID A NICE THING ABOUT WOMAN I THOUGHT HE WAS A GIGACHAD
      this is why none of you are getting laid lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one's upset that he's praising his costar. However, this only made the news to try and convince people that she isn't a crazy person.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like most nutty BPD types, she probably is often able to reel it in and be impressive on a professional level as a performer, dangerous woman

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not "making the news." It's literally just a fricking quote from a functioning adult who goes through the motions and does meaningless niceties because that's considered the norm in society. Only basement-dwelling 4chinz can make a whole fricking thread about this. Guess fricking what? When asked "how was it working with X?" you don't sperg out and burn bridges, you always say "it was a delight yatayata" so that your public image isn't ruined and you aren't blacklisted for being an unlikable butthole.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not "making the news"
            It is though, look at OP's image.
            Outlets / her PR team have been at it trying to make her not look like an insane roastie ever since it all came out about Depp suing for defamation.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tabloid twitter posts are "news"
              kill all zoomoids

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The NY Post is a news outlet

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a tabloid, you frickwit. I'm not American and I literally just googled it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tabloids aren't newspapers

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tabloid: a newspaper that is about half the page size of an ordinary newspaper and that contains news in condensed form and much photographic matter

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Autistic moron: (You)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one disagreeing that an obvious news outlet isn't a news outlet for whatever reason.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mr Anon, you have autism. It's obvious from your insistence on dry definitions and lack of irl experience.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sensational news outlets are still news outlets

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She definitely let him eat her butthole.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easily. She let Elon Musk dress her up like Mercy before he fricked her.
        Big guy like Dolph is the kind of guy she'd swoon over. "Dominant" b***hes like this are the biggest subs. Exactly why she was egging Depp on to be a man for once. Her biggest sin was not knowing how much of a beta Depp really was.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. She's a textbook brat who gets wet when she's put in her place. All Depp had to do was grow a pair and make her mind. Hell, the bed-shitting is basically proof that women like her are the typed to be trained like dogs, and Depp was too much of a pussy to train anything.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus, she IS a Texan, FFS they are all mostly this way

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is deep into chemo now so he isn't thinking straight

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably gave him the good ol' sloppy toppy followed by a chocolate waterfall on his chest

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amber did nothing wrong, legitimately believe this, not even a both parties are bad situation she is actually innocent of any wrongdoing, seeing this actually happen where a smear campaign is so successful that reddit and you homosexuals has redpilled me on how gay you all are

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >simping for a batshit roastie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a difference between simping and just not outright acting deranged about someone at every opportunity
        When you have to resort to the hyperbolic “Amber Bad” to the point that you discredit anyone or anything that suggests the contrary, you have become what you claim to hate the most

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretending that she didn't do anything wrong is simp behavior. Stop enabling insane old hags like her.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one is saying that though?
            Are you pretending Depp did nothing wrong? Because he was on a downward spiral of drugs and bad on-set behavior even prior to the divorce, so did Amber cause that too?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Depp did something wrong but Amber is totally innocent guys

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >please come and take a shit on me amber-chan

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Amber did nothing wrong, legitimately believe this, not even a both parties are bad situation she is actually innocent of any wrongdoing,

              There you go, stupid homosexual

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She shit in his bed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have never been with a BPD chick let alone any chick, sit this out you homosexual dweeb.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did she do

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be a wacko b***h that pushed hard for Depp's downfall so her objectively insane behavior wouldn't get out to the public. Sadly that didn't work, and it did get out to the public. Depp is a junkie but she should be in a mental facility.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You type like an Indian, what insane behaviour, what did she do

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very funny you call me an Indian while you think nothing of her shitting on the bed. Are you projecting? This is what BPD women do.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she didn’t shit on the bed tho it was the dog, what else did she do

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hahahahaha wtf it was just the dog bro. Wait, what? that huge argument we had before I went away? hahahah nah it was the dog

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            good take, he is a troubled utter mess in most ways and she is a nightmare, Stanhope and those guys around him let us quietly know that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          People with NPD/BPD slowly and incrementally psychologically destroy their partner over time through various forms of abuse and then go on smear campaigns where they trick people into thinking that they were the victim and their partner was the abuser. And no one believes the real victim because not only does the person with NPD/BPD believe their own lies, but the level of mental illness they display behind closed doors is so sick and demented and contrary to their public persona that sometimes it’s even hard for the victim to believe that some of it actually happened. You basically get to watch the person you thought you loved slowly disappear turn into a monster and then try to kill you, sometimes literally, and the whole time you’re like what the frick is going on, because it’s like something out of a horror movie. At this point not only do you have to deal with this person actively seeking to destroy your life because they believe that you’re the abuser, but you also have to grieve the loss of this person who you loved and come to terms with the fact that they never really existed. And it happens so subtly over time that the victim of the person with NPD/BPD doesn’t realize what’s going on until it’s too late. That’s what happened to Johnny Depp.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And then some armchair alpha male on Cinemaphile says "I could have gotten that b***h in line, that guy is just weak and unmasculine"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This could've been avoided had he just manned up and given her a royal beating.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's being a professional, whats the issue? Is he meant to dogpile on her like every other c**t

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but her dog stepped on a bee

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOLPH NO

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Costner said she fricked everyone (including him)
    Based Dolph tapped that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she totally fricks, Elon, randos in Madrid...literally even one of usII would imagine

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even one of us
        yea that totally could happen!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is just that nutty bro, she is literally attainable

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            In that case, I hope I get to knock her up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he fricked easy bipolar puss that opens her legs for everyone
      >based
      pick one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I worked at a big restaurant a while back and a certain point even I got a shot at the queen stacey, this chick is just some bangable girl, dont you see?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Elon got her to dress as his waifu for him.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean, johnny depp is on tape pulling out a knife and telling amber to cut him

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    well he probably didn't interact with her outside of filming and social events, so she probably was respectful while working. She doesn't seem like the person to go crazy in public, only in private.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Action star Dolph Lundgren, 65, has married his personal trainer Emma Krokdal, 27.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that women have a vested interest in convincing men that Amber Heard dindu nuffin, because if we won't believe a hot bimbo's lies then it means we definitely won't believe average women's lies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate this c**t thinking she can speak for all "colored" people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm all for free speech even for moronic stuff, but people like this just need to be launched into the sun

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably fricking her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you get older and a little accomplished like this, you are not so wildly thirsty all the time, even for amber heard in a bathing suit

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem? He's reporting on his personal experience with her on set. Do you think he's lying and she was actually a b***h? How could you even know that?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be abused mentally and physically for years by your drugged out bf
    >finally lash out
    wow what a crazy b***h

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was hot as frick in Aquaman and ZSJL. He's not only cool, but has eyes in his head that actually work.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot in that Not Ghost Rider movie.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder his career sucked ass while Arnold and Stallone left him in the dirt.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolph is an alpha so Amber plays good girl around him, Depp is a beta male so can be dominated easily. Simple as

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think Dolph Lundgren was cool too. I still do, but I used to too.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see enough posts about how this guy is literally top 0.001% genetics. Nearly every stat he has is maxxed

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Aqua 2 today. Was glad she was still in it plenty, even if she is nutso.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was in it for like 5 fricking minutes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only part that could be seen as reducing her role is when she's injured while Arthur and Orm get their bro on, and she still turns up to save them and is then in the big battle at the end.

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