I can't believe Trojans really fell for this

I can't believe Trojans really fell for this

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the trojans just knock on the horse before bringing it inside? If someone were to knock on it, the greeks inside would've had to answer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Helen apparently knocked on it and called out their names in their wives' voices.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the first time the trick happened

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, Laocoon tried to warn them but he got eaten by a snake.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody knows if that shit even really happened, or if it was all just poems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It honestly works better as symbolism. Maybe the enemy feigned surrender and were let in with gifts for a surrender party? Less embarrassing for the Trojans

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, the Trojans thought it was an offering to Poseidon (who invented horses). Just burning it might have invoked Poseidon's wrath.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather be known for believing in the best of people than being a superstitious whackjob.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbf, destroying an offering to Poseidon is a great way to doom yourself if you're in a Greek myth.

            >There were like 7 Troys. The one from the Illiad is Troy 4.

            Back to /x/

            No, what that anon said is true.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC they also supposedly inscribed on it something about it being an offering to Athena to guide them home. So the Trojans decided not to destroy it so no god would be pissed off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is zero chance the horse actually happened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They found the real Troy and there is evidence of a large battle and the city was razed. Several times. There were like 7 Troys. The one from the Illiad is Troy 4. You should google things before posting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There were like 7 Troys. The one from the Illiad is Troy 4.

        Back to /x/

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Cinemaphile. You ever been to turkey, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right. It was resettled many times. It was a good location and hill forts were kind of a big deal back then.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the same place, more or less, just the numbering for the archaeological layers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not /x/ that's actually real

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          look what i found today: an anime poster

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I work at Troy 937

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did not find the real Troy. There are only suppositions based on geological data and letters from other kingdoms nearby that describe cities that COULD be Troy. There were battles all across the area that could have been the war, but nobody knows for sure. It could all be legend based on various happenings. Don't bullshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy
          Again, just google things before posting. The only debate is which Troy was from the Illiad and all evidence points to Troy 4

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except there is no evidence at all that the Greeks ever attacked the place

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except that they are greeks and that's what greeks do.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did not find the real Troy. There are only suppositions based on geological data and letters from other kingdoms nearby that describe cities that COULD be Troy. There were battles all across the area that could have been the war, but nobody knows for sure. It could all be legend based on various happenings. Don't bullshit

            >There were like 7 Troys. The one from the Illiad is Troy 4.

            Back to /x/

            Well the Iliad describes that Hephaestus dessicated the lands of Troy as a giant living pillar of fire launched from a volcano and carried on the north winds, completely evaporating the river Xanthus, so just look for evidence of where that happened.

            When Hector and Achilles fought, Hector ran away from Achilles like a little b***h. After the fight Achilles drug Hector's body behind a chariot around the city of Troy for like a week.

            Achilles at that point just single handedly routed the entire Trojan army and drove half of them into the river Xanthus where he slaughtered every single one of them to the point the river was completely red with blood and damed from the masses of body parts. He then fought the God of the river Xanthus who animated the blood and gore filled river into a living torrent

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Achilles at that point just single handedly routed the entire Trojan army and drove half of them into the river Xanthus where he slaughtered every single one of them to the point the river was completely red with blood and damed from the masses of body parts. He then fought the God of the river Xanthus who animated the blood and gore filled river into a living torrent
              As anyone would, given his position.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great post, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vis-a-vis

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this will be the sixth time we have razed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient

          keep it coming lad, this shit is great

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troy Story 4 was the best one? Sounds wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The stele for Troy Story 2 was accidentally defaced and it only because one sculptor kept the designs that it was even saved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this will be the sixth time we have razed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the last survivors of the once mighty Troy went on to found one of the greatest empires of all time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Twas Brute and his Trojans who first landed on Albion and drove out the Giants.
          They became known as the Britons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aeneid is Roman fanfiction

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Though the myth behind it seems to be at least a few centuries older, like from 500+ BCE at least. Apparently there are also depictions of Aeneas on Etrurian vases.

            Of course, the Aeneid was first of all propaganda for Octavian.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure. I just look at it like "Illiad was already greek propaganda, and the aeneid was written by virgil of all people". Maybe it's based of a couple of refugees, but really it just seems like roman cope and We Wuzing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interestingly enough, the first sources connecting Rome with Aeneas seem to be Greek, though other cities on the Italian peninsula. Hard to say what to make of it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >unironically using BCE
              lmfao reddit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They fell for the horse bit 7 times.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were just horsin' around anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BUT THE 7TH TROY STAYED UP!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it was a literal wooden horse. Like how the walls of Jericho probably didn't physically fall down. It's all just embellishment and metaphor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They found the real Troy and there is evidence of a large battle and the city was razed. Several times. There were like 7 Troys. The one from the Illiad is Troy 4. You should google things before posting.

      If Troy is really what archeologist say, it's so tiny you could barely fit a real horse.
      It's just a poem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the horse part isn't real. Just like the gods. But Troy absolutely was, and the Trojan War did happen, several times it seems like.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The poem also states that the walls and gate of Troy were magically raised by Poseidon and then cursed to be destroyed after they angered him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T. Trojans
      Just admit you got your asses kicked by us Greeks or Zeus will smite you with his lightning bolt.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >admitting to being Gayreek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody knows if that shit even really happened
      do you really think someone would just make that up?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a mistranslation/misunderstanding
    the greeks were known for having horse motifs on their shipheads
    a "wooden horse" would be an Achaean warship, and not an actual fricking wooden horse
    a warship would have been a great offering, one that you could easily smuggle soldiers within its bowels
    the word for boat (hippo) also means horse, even further illuminating the misinterpretation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >holy shit there were warriors on a warship?
      >surprised pikachu face .jpg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've always been wondering waht the link was between Poseidon and horses....
      could it be that boats are called sea horses?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason I've come across the most is because large waves look like stampeding horses. These are the same people who looked at three stars and made up constellations.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i prefer the horse boat explanation
          old scandies were used to use kenningar and all that jazz.

          quote:
          Some kennings are easier to understand than others. A “spears’ crash” is a battle, the “wave’s horse” is a ship...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The more I get into it the more it seems like greek mythology was just shit made up by dads to get his kid to stop asking "why" and everyone else just rolled with it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i reserve the shit term for the desert mythology in three books.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are...you counting the book of mormon? Or are you talking about about another sandpeople religion?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, the big one and it's two bastard kids islam killed zoroastrianism 🙁

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                talmud killed more

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who was the most based character in the Bible and why was it King David?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you’ve not read either so it doesn’t matter anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The horse is made of recycled boat parts in the movie tho, check and mate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troy was dumb enough to let a ship inside its walls? holy frick even more embarrassing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand how all of you guys are so confused and dumbfounded by this. The entire story of the Iliad shows us the driving force of all the combat was claiming war prizes and trophies. It's in every single encounter between the two sides and what propells all of the dramatic action between the characters. The Greeks made it seem like they had retreated and made a trophy of a horse from their own ships to offer the Trojans as a symbol of their surrender and the Trojans victory. It's not hard to imagine why they would accept it, especially given the curse upon them that specifically was meant to drive the Trojans towards destruction and to ignore all good advice and council when it came up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bitches don't know about my bronze age warfare. Plebs and morons, the lot of them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even the Greeks during Homer's time knew much about bronze age warfare anymore. F.e. they knew that war chariots were used, but not really how or what for.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That shit cracks me up "well we forgot what chariots were used for, so I guess they were just taxis?" But chariot warfare=/= bronze age warfare, just a section of it. You should check out this series of lectures, anon. You seem like you know you're shit, and this guy is great. My favorite quote is " chariots we're not battlefield tanks. They were lamborghinis". High end sports cars used for drive by shootings.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, anon, sounds promising, I'll look into it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the word for boat (hippo) also means horse
      fuuuuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ancient sources are pretty definitive that it was a big wooden horse, the sources they worked off of may have been misinterpreted, but unless the surviving sources were also wrong about the Greeks building on site the thing that impregnated Troy it doesn't seem likely it was a ship of which they'd have plenty on hand.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Hector and Achilles fought, Hector ran away from Achilles like a little b***h. After the fight Achilles drug Hector's body behind a chariot around the city of Troy for like a week.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did you realize Achilles was based? For me it was when Achilles killed the Amazon queen, fricked her corpse, and then killed a guy who told him to stop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was when he duel wielded spears to fight the river god who got pissed he was full of too much blood. Richard Chase would have had a stroke if he saw that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Achilles cried when he killed her and Diomedes came to desecrate her body to save Achilles from embarrassment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Achilles was a seething c**t who sniffed his own farts who deserved to get killed by that sissy Paris

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Hector wasn't playing with cheats on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither was Achilles. Stay mad trojanboi.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Thessalonian you’re fighting, he’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t want to fight him.
    >that’s why no one will remember your name.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t because didn’t happen. Zero evidence of a giant wooden horse. It would’ve taken months to move damn thing from beach to inside Troy. Just no way

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fall for it too. Free shit is cool and a giant horse is also cool.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some Frenchmen once took a bridge by convincing the other side the war was over and just walking across.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really getting tired of the "uh, actually, nothing interesting ever happened ever" crowd.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody coughed or sneezed or farted for like 8 hours while the Trojans partied
    we're supposed to believe this shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all plugged each other's asses with their wieners to prevent excessive farting. Odysseus was a genius Greek.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in that era, monumental statues were relatively common. They were one of the major public works that adorned prominent landmarks. In the case of the Ancient Greeks, these were often wood, with gold plating. Many of the most famous classical Greek statues were wooden. The gift of a large wooden horse effigy would not have been so out of place.
    >t. wasted too much money on a classics degree

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burn down a statue
      >destroy the earthly link to a god
      I didn't understand why Achilles cutting the head off Apollo was a big dill when I was a kid in theaters. Now, I get that he was basically teabagging all of Troy and the gods at once. What a chad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This bit drove me crazy because it's so the opposite of Achilles in the poem. Part of what makes him great is that he accepts the deal that the Fates have granted him (brief life, everlasting glory) and treats the gods with due reverence. (Except Scamander, but that doesn't count.) The idea that the great hero has to be militantly irreverent is so not Greek.

        That shit cracks me up "well we forgot what chariots were used for, so I guess they were just taxis?" But chariot warfare=/= bronze age warfare, just a section of it. You should check out this series of lectures, anon. You seem like you know you're shit, and this guy is great. My favorite quote is " chariots we're not battlefield tanks. They were lamborghinis". High end sports cars used for drive by shootings.

        Based Great Courses enjoyer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he doesn't, he hates and resents his fate and wants to live a normal mortal man's life

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode as we know was detailed in the Aeneid (it isn't present in the Iliad) and in that episode in particular (which was embellished and augmented from the Odyssey) Virgil gives all the reasons why it wasn't that strange for the trojans to fall for it. You should google Laocoön

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the fact that piece of shit is closer to the Illiad and included more beats to the story then Troy did. Where's my bell?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic because I was so triggered, but you all know what I was talking about.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being inside that thing with all your homies, trying not to laugh, waiting to jump out there and kill the trojans and rape their women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virgil describes in the Aeneid how uncomfortable in that wooden horse. It also describes how with their inside man (a traitor called Sinon) they opened the gates of the city to the argive (argos, continental greece. The trojas were also greek) to rape and pillage with pleasure. The Aeneid is a very graphic and cinematographic poem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we need more ancient greek kinos

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OK sorry about the war, we're just going to go now, here's a big horse, goodbye
    >that's a very strange gift
    >...no it isn't

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't; it was a fictional plot device

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it confuses the frick out of me when people reference shit like troy and zeus or the bible and honestly makes me really mad. how the frick is any of this moronic fairy tale shit relevant? why is it “deep” to homage it? it’s all moronic stupid fricking shit and worthless knowledge filling your brain that would be better used for other things. i don’t see why reference the camp fire stories of greek cavemen makes something high brow, if anything it’s low brow. every story written after like 1700 has a more coherent and successful structure and is better as a work of art. none of this crap makes any sense and needs to be left in the past the obsession with it needs to fricking end. i remember hearing a professor liken something to a story by virgil or something and I was like how is that relevant? what does this add mentioning that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite story in the Bible was when Jehu killed a bunch of Baal's worshippers, took a shit on their idol, and turns the temple into a public bathroom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our connection to the past and the works of art that a distant humanity created in a time that's nearly completely lost to us is incredibly important in rooting and connecting us to time, history, civilization and to humanity at large as a concept

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atheist moment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      redditmerican moment. really sad what globohomosexual turned you into

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was all because of the pussy anyway

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I found out sparta probably wasn't real
    haven't felt this bamboozled since finding out Norse mythology is all bullshit made up by people in the Middle Ages and not actually what ancient Norse people believed

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best translation of the Iliad for us English speaking internet Americans? The one I bought many years ago is just too much. I believe it was Lattimore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert gayles

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not in the illiad, its a fan fiction

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE FELL FOR THE BIG HORSE

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