They make it even better, they got a voiceover actor who swears perfectly. TPB has a huge cult following in poland, there even was a petition to release it with the original polish late 2000s voiceover lol
Why isn't the original voice removed when it gets dubbed? I noticed russians also dub things like this, doesn't it make it harder to understand especially in scenes people are yelling or arguing over each other?
Voiceover was very popular in poland in 90s and 2000s, every english movie played in tv had that, it sucked, has its charm, but by god I would never watched a movie with voicover. Kills the movie, and was confusing, but it was the only thing that was back then
it's the appreciation of original good lipsync with ability of to understand in your native one, dub is just inferior in everything, bad lipsync, bad voiceactors saying shit, the only time straight dub is kinda good is with pure animation like old disney films, pixar shit etc
Blame the homosexual who kept using whataboutisms for this thread getting deleted. He ruined it for all of you now I am going to make sure these stay deleted.
the other night it took me about 2 minutes to type a 3 sentence post because i'd had about 18 beers in 5 hours. had to do it with one eye closed.
no typos though
I’m half that size and I can drink more competently than that. Because I’m not just out chasing roasties and paychecks. I’m serious about this alcohol shit. DonMt even (You) me I’m going back to the bodega for more beer.
I don't drink much but when I do, I go hard and I sometimes blackout.
My drunkass me writes whole paragraphs of poetry, sends it to my crushes and then deletes it so I don't notice. One time when I was 21 or so, one of the girls I texted send it to all her friends and one told me I'm actually a really good fricking writer lmao
The one eye squint 2am shitpost that you diligently type free of any errors, only to be thwarted by the Captcha that forces you to ragequit your post (which surely would have earned at least 4 You's)... Is there a bigger L a drukchad can take?
I'll just abuse that too once I'll start craving alcohol again, I'm afraid. I just need an easy way to detox, one that won't result in actually believing I'm dying like last time
You are worrying about a hypothetical (abusing Valium) while suffering from something very real (unable to go a single night without horrible, possibly deadly, WDs. Sorry my druk friend, you got to change before its lights out. You don't even catch a good buzz off Valium, there is no way you'd get instantly addicted to it. But if you're that afraid sounds like a medically supervised inpatient rehab might be your best shot. They'll administer just as much as you need to get past the first phases of anxiety hell and won't prescribe you any leftover.
I got blackout drunk (like so drunk I don't even recall typing shit drunk) and I was surprised and pleased I could type about my love for Satsuki Kiryuin with more or less perfect clarity.
Ironically, one of my favorite Lahey moments is from the Netflix seasons. >Mr. Lahey, Calm Down! You're having a liquor surge! >I DUN GFFPUH PHUHGGA LIGGER SKURGE! RANDY! DON QUESTION M- KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW!
Never seen this scene or any season after season 8 but I can tell this scene alone highlights the main issue with the post-Clattenburg seasons which is that The Boys can't write subtle dialog for shit. All the characters are flanderized and they all have this same ridiculous lel so random way of overreacting to everything. Lahey used to act like an actual drunk then post-Clattenburg he acts like a giant moron. Everyone just acts like giant morons instead of the larger-than-life characters they used to be.
there used to be an alcoholic general on Cinemaphile but mods nuked them, for some reason
they were really depressing and actually got me to cut back on my drinking for a bit (of course that didn't last long)
>want to crack the window so i can smoke in my room without setting off the fire alarms >my path to the window is blocked by a dense wall of empty alcohol containers
WHAT A LIFE
>that one set of episodes in one of the last seasons where his ex wife and that fat b***h and donna are mean as frick to jim >it stops and no one ever brings it up again
why? i was honestly expecting some lahey revenge plot of some sort but we just gotta let women be strong :--*~~)
Actually, the audience absolutely HATED Candy and they dropped a bridge on her.
On one of the last episodes of the season Barb says to Jim >I just want things to go back to the way they were
I felt they were speaking to the audience and everything was back to normal next season.
I suggest a time-stamped contest. Video yourselves drinking straight vodka out of the same size bottle, convert to webm and post.
I'll bump while you're both gone.
I had to quit drinking. I was spending +$600/month on cheap vodka. But Holy shit it is a way of life back there. I remember being shitfaced in class in the 8th grade but no one noticed cuz the pregnant girl in class started crying about dumb shit again
I joined the CAF a while back and got posted back to shearwater. Thought it'd be decent being back where I grew up, but now I can't even afford a home in Dartmouth of all places.
Areas where nobody wanted to live are hot commodities now and houses go for 400k+. Shit sucks.
I grew up in the valley and shit is nuts. Yuppies from BC are buying up everything but they also dont realize how much poverty there is so property crimes are rising. Converters are being stolen left right and center from these gays. Got a bud out in Aldershot who is incredibly depressed because all he wanted was a small farm in gaspereau but that will never happen now.
This guy somehow recovered from a crippling alcohol addiction he developed during a handful of weekend parties over the course of a month or so in college. Stunning and brave
I want to get sober but the detox phase is such a nightmare that I'd rather just fall asleep drunk every day even when I don't want to
My last first night sober made me wake up almost out of breath in a cold sweat thinking I was on the verge of dying and I haven't been able to fall asleep sober ever since, at least not without having a weird short version of a panic attack that wakes me up instantly. Even a short nap is impossible.
What does a seizure feel like? I just felt like I had to breathe as hard as I could to not die, for like a minute or two. It might have been loud, I don't know
Is there no other way to go about it? The only doctor I know has seen me since I was a kid, I don't wanna tell her all that
not sure, but on days where i don't drink and try to sleep i wake up seemingly instantly after i drift off with my heart pumping and short of breath
to get to sober days, it takes about 3 weeks of taper (and i'll still get the sudden wake ups as above)
i wish i never touched a drop of alcohol
>on days where i don't drink and try to sleep i wake up seemingly instantly after i drift off
I do that but I'm not in distress when I wake up. It sucks. Sometimes I'll lay there seemingly all night not sure if I ever slept unless I had some dream time.
>What does a seizure feel like?
had two of them and you get really bad shakes at first and then go unconscious during the actual seizure
then you wake up and don't remember anything or recognize anyone until 5 or 10 minutes later
also your body feels way heavier afterwards. like an extreme version of getting out of a pool after swimming all day. I couldn't even walk at first. seriously felt like I was made out of lead.
Get Valium from a friend, doctor, the internet, or by taking a flight to Mexico or Vietnam. Once you have tapered down to a few drinks a night you can take the Valium and then eventually just use the Valium sober until the worst phase of wd's go away.
I'll just abuse that too once I'll start craving alcohol again, I'm afraid. I just need an easy way to detox, one that won't result in actually believing I'm dying like last time
Me and my coworker quote TPB for 9 hours straight 5 days a week and its only getting funnier. I told the shop foreman that I was gonna "feed him one" and raised my fist like Bubbles and my coworker laughed so hard he could breathe. Going out tomorrow to hit the VLT's like Ray. God I love living in Nova Scotia minus the poverty.
A good gag from the Netflix seasons was Lahey's concept of being "in the pocket" -- drunk but not too drunk and he started carrying a mini breathalyzer.
Are we gonna make it, frens? Last night I was drinking like most nights and I saw a picture of me when I was 26 and working in Japan and I had a mental breakdown. I started crying like a b***h remembering how happy and thin I was, I looked so good. And now I'm a 32 fat ass loser with no friends and a dead end job.
I think I'll probably make it eventually. I'd probably neet or kms if I thought otherwise. you should get out of that job unless it pays well and you can save a lot.
it gets easier when you know who you are
i'm also 32 (later this year)
i accept that i'm alcoholic, will likely be dead by 50, that the world is fricked beyond repair, and i simply don't care anymore
i've just let go
ironically i've started getting commendations at work because i guess everyone else is vaxxed up zombie brained morons
>friends
prefer to get druk alone anyways. a lot of my buddies are married or have kids
Thanks for the advice, anons. I don't know, sometimes I think I should accept things will never be as good as back then and that optimistic young man that I was is gone for good. But at the same time, accepting it means the end too. I wish I could see people and the world the same way I used to see them.
it gets easier when you know who you are
i'm also 32 (later this year)
i accept that i'm alcoholic, will likely be dead by 50, that the world is fricked beyond repair, and i simply don't care anymore
i've just let go
ironically i've started getting commendations at work because i guess everyone else is vaxxed up zombie brained morons
i still have a chance to turn my shit around, lose weight, fix my teeth, and develop better habits, but what's the fricking point
the future is looking kind of bleak and IMO there's war on america's horizon
just planting dicky across the board to gauge his response time. the response time is a slow which means he's heading out soon, which then means dicky city don't worry though, your facebook thread will stay up 🙂
This is pretty insane. My uncle near Halifax is pretty much an alchie and he only spends $700 on beer every month, let alone $1800 in one shopping event.
I'm literally gay I frick men's buttholes. I just don't believe you and I think if you are a woman you should have to post a beaver shot to make up to us for invading our safe space on Cinemaphile.com
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your safe space is a breeding ground for school shooters, bigots, and worst of all: christians. frick your safe space
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Your safe space is a breeding ground for school shooters
It's actually FBI agents on discord.
2 years ago
Anonymous
christians are based and will inherit the earth. Stop being gay and join us.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Christians are moronic hypocrites and if god existed he would hate them the most
2 years ago
Anonymous
I forgive you for your ignorance and hatred, anon. May God be with you
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're the ignorant, hateful bigot you hypocritical piece of shit. Spare me this pathetic holier-than-thou veneer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Read back what you just wrote. Then forgive yourself
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i can be a hateful bigot moron as long as Jeebus forgives me its ok
You're not a better person than me, you have no right to look down on me when your entire morality is based on fear of punishment instead of your own moral compass you lite hypocritical swine. It is completely justified to hate christians based on actual genuine morality whereas their justification for being bigots is based on a fairytale book. I do t forgive you, because unconditionally forgiving people who have done nothing to earn it is factually wrong and an injustice to those who deserve recompense. You God, much like your conscience, does not exist. You are an evil piece of shit just like the rest of your gullible lot. I dont need forgiveness, and I certainly dont want it, from a genocidal, child abusing, slavery-endorsing, hate-fueled bigot like Yahweh, nor his hypocritical followers. have a nice day
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'll pray for you anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Telling someone youre going to pray for them factually makes it more likely for bad things to happen. They literally did a study where people on their death beds die more often when they are told someone is praying for them. You are unironically promoting my death rn
God bless you anon.
I suppose its easier to simply wish a magical incantation for an invisible man to help me rather than actually lifting a finger to do anything yourself
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
But... what if was real but a more powerful god destroy him long ago. Or maybe he stopped caring about his creations... or maybe there are many gods existing at same time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You need to review your concept of God anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
God bless you anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>your entire morality is based on fear of punishment instead of your own moral compass
I have never understood why people say this. I mean, I was raised Catholic, and don't believe these in it these days, but Pascal's Wager never made any sense to me. Or when people say Catholicism is bullshit because you can do any kind of bad shit, then just ask for forgiveness and it's OK. No. If you take these things seriously, you understand that you can't lawyer your way out of a contract with God. You can't just ask for forgiveness on your deathbed unless you are genuinely contrite. Similarly, Pascal's Wager makes no sense because God understands that you are just gaming the system. These are not the gotchas atheists think they are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Pascal's Wager makes no sense because God understands that you are just gaming the system
you can still start with pascal's wager like thinking and gradually get real faith, imo. Everyone gets there differently, Pascal's wager is not really a bad way. This is why the bible says that the beginning of wisdom is the fear of God. Fear of God is a completely natural way to start having faith.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Seems like cope to me. If you actually believe in God then he can see right through you and your half-hearted beliefs.
Although to be honest I've rolled what you've written back and forth through my mind about a dozen times and I'm having a hard time refuting it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
His rules for salvation are vague and contradictory and most christians, like the hateful fricks on Cinemaphile, only follow christianity out of fear of hell and dont actually give a shit about people.
>I dont need forgiveness >literally does something that needs forgiveness in that same post
this is why atheists are so cringe, you can't see beyond the fingers that are typing. Whatever you do is right though, huh because hey, you just determined that insulting in that one post was okay. Special anon rule for that one post just for you. In general it's not okay though!!!! (because you say so, another special self made rule)
I did literally nothing wrong. Calling out evil is morally righteous and you are indeed a hypocritical, evil piece of human filth and it is not a "sin" to point that out. Your morality is warped by literal moron logic and you think that by pretending to unconditionally care about me that you're better than me. You're not, unconditional forgiveness is wrong
2 years ago
Anonymous
>unconditional forgiveness is wrong
christianity doesnt have unconditional forgiveness. Once again: You just make up your own morality on the spot, that's what all atheists do. Only obviously you suck up all the morality from society around you because that's what humans do. Half your beliefs are christian inspired whether you like it or not, half are inspired by whatever the media talks about and makes sound good. Let me guess, you're pro homosexual because it's so obvious to you and totally nobody told you to be pro homo, you made up your own mind about it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I dont need forgiveness >literally does something that needs forgiveness in that same post
this is why atheists are so cringe, you can't see beyond the fingers that are typing. Whatever you do is right though, huh because hey, you just determined that insulting in that one post was okay. Special anon rule for that one post just for you. In general it's not okay though!!!! (because you say so, another special self made rule)
I have dated but yeah I kind of figure now if it happens it'll happen but I'm not spending time and energy seeking it out. Too many hobbies to keep up with.
I have dated but yeah I kind of figure now if it happens it'll happen but I'm not spending time and energy seeking it out. Too many hobbies to keep up with.
I've never given a frick about being single up to this point of my life.
I'm 33, looking to buy some land in the countryside but the idea of being there alone 24/7 really worries me.
I had a year in my 20's like that. I barely remember any of it but I don't think I ever had a solid shit. I sat in a basement watching k-9 and sleepers on VHS because it was all that was available. And eating ramen. Barely being able to walk upright. It was so bad. The puking every morning. Idk how I don't have cancer now. Or yet I guess, knock on wood.
not sure if i want to drink after having already drank sunday and wednesday this week. i kind of want to though, but i need a cigar to go get. what kind do i get?
one of my favorite episodes when I'm drunk, that or the plane one >Who's funeral is this? >Your uncle max, he just croaked. Now block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone.
>mfw I use normiebook just like Cinemaphile
Shitposting and memes. Here's some OC from a Fable group I'm in
Context: troony got triggered over the gnomes in 3 misgendering shim
these threads depress me cause it makes me realise how much of an alcoholic I actually am when I see people talking about drinking 15 beers or drinking 5 days in a row as the lowest point in their life
if it makes you feel better I went like a solid 3-4 years and I'm still going. in 2020 and 2021 I was probably sober for like 60 days total between both years
700 ml vodka. at my worst I was actually taking speed and then drinking on the comedowns, this is a very bad spiral when you're neet. only way out for me was working 5 days a week which has forced me to slow down on the booze. speed I just got bored of after a while
yes its extreme but when it gradually builds up it just becomes the norm and by now I can down 1L of vodka in a day and function completely normally with a fulltime job and not be effected by hangovers
though I probably do stink of vodka/alcohol but nobodies ever mentioned it
2 years ago
Anonymous
on second though I mean if you're just taking shots of it throughout the day I can see you being able to hold it together. drinking for me has always been a binge thing in the evening/night
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you not afraid of dying young??
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are you not afraid of dying young??
thats exactly what I want im just too pussy to actually follow through with it(ive tried)
2 years ago
Anonymous
I see. I hope something good happens to the 2 of us, and to the rest of anons, of course, and we can have at least some happiness before the credits appear and the lights turn off forever.
Shit, I'd usually do at least 1000 ml a day when I was drinking.
The last time I ever drank, over the course of two or three days (can't remember which), i downed 9 bottles of Sake, two 750 ml of vodka, and like 3 or 4 bottles of wine, and when i ran out I started downing oxies just to try to keep things going. Granted, I felt like i was dying for about 2 weeks after that, and I checked myself directly into rehab.
im in uni, financially dependent on parents, if 100€ a week start disappearing they are gonna start asking questions and i dont want to explain them that im wasting their money on vodka
2 years ago
Anonymous
Depending on how might you hate yourself, you can buy 750 mL of liquor for as little as $8
2 years ago
Anonymous
Even cheaper than that since he's in Yurop, there's 5€ vodkas at Lidl. And it's in glass bottles, too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice. Nothing says self-loathing like cheap vodka. At least it's easy to mix
I do have Oculus and Into the Radius as well just abandoned gaming for a while in place of watching old movies and boozing. I do enjoy my vidya a lot though and should spend more time playing them rather than getting paraletic on the sofa. Same with reading.
If it's fairly casual, I can get into it. I'm pretty shit at video games considering how much time I've spent my life playing them
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's very casual as long as you have an idea how to operate a gun. But then again a huge chunk of the fun is learning how to operate a weapon you've never or never will operate (like an old school gatling gun or mg42 or a Pancor Jackhammer). Controls are probably the hardest part about it but if you think about your controllers as hands it becomes very intuitive (I.E. stick/trackpad of the hand holding the gun are the functions on the gun. Pistol in right hand: Down=wiener Hammer[if it has one] | Left = Slide Release | Down = Mag Release).
2 years ago
Anonymous
What is it like a sort of fun range simulator then so you can do things at your own pace? I bought Contractors VR and it was fun but the complexity and sweatiness of the online community killed a lot of the fun for me. I don't have time or patience to get gud
2 years ago
Anonymous
>What is it like a sort of fun range simulator then so you can do things at your own pace?
Pretty much that exactly. H3VR is 100% single player. There's also a bunch of different PvE gamemodes. Of which my favorites are
Take and Hold: >go to capture location >fight waves of AI controlled sausages >shoot "nodes" as they appear to capture location and earn points >spend points on guns, ammo, attachments, equipment, grenades, whatever
Winter Wasteland >Christmas gamemode >collectathon where you roam a vast winter map looking for bunkers >each bunker has a rare gun in it >robo-zombie hotdogs and polygonal drones try to hamper your progress
To all my friends asking how to withdraw safely from alcohol without dying, go to a real detox facility. I've gone to so many ERs in my city that I know where all the detoxes here are. You spend 72 hours in a place without your phone. they check your vitals every 4 hours and give you meds to keep your withdrawals in check. They also feed you too. I'm drunk as frick right now but thankfully it's off beer and not vodka which has put me in detox all those fricking times
followed by a swift 30 days of inpatient treatment
don't bother with detox unless you want to get sober. Just grit and bear it or keep using. If you go to inpatient for detox, stay for 30 days of treatment and see about getting sober.
all detox does is reset your battery and kindling is real as frick, your withdrawals are going to be back like a b***h.
>Started doing cocaine with my bros at the local dive bar
Holy shit, druk + coke combo is the greatest thing ever. Probably just gonna keep doing this until I die in a horrible car accident
Coke is fun but the last two times I tried it within 24 hours both my sinuses swelled shut for another 24 hours. Very annoying. Don’t say the coke was bad, because it didn’t happen to anybody else.
Not worth it tbh.
Alcoholism is terrible. Being a bit of a drunk is really the sweet spot between legitimate response to the shit state of the modern world and sad escape. You gotta be the liquor and not let the liquor be you.
i have been drinking vodka/whiskey daily for a couple years now. i don't get withdrawals if i skip a day or two(not often). how much longer do I have before the real physical addiction kicks in? i go through a half gallon of vodka every 5 days or so.
>Sis is late again >I don't even care to cook for her anymore >Better drink Ryuji's vodka >Calls Joker at 3am >He can't go out because something about his cat... >I know he is fricking her sister... and maybe the cat too
You guys make me feel better about my 350ml of vodka 2-4 times per week 6 months of the year. I love to write drunk and I take a good amount of precautions against alcohol damage but sometimes I worry a little. My body still works perfectly through.
Got shitfaced on strong lager, slept for 5 hours and am now terribly hungover at work. Will continue drinking as soon as I get back home.
What. A. Life.
that awar most definitely goes to Cinemaphile
but alCinemaphile threads are insta-banned there even though it's the most appropriate place to have them..
>this Thursday >go to the bar with some friends >have 4 beers >go to the place of one of them >2 more beers >almost an entire bottle of whisky with 2 friends >another liter of beer >end up at a college party pretending to be ornithologists >get home at 4am drunk as frick >next day I don't even wake up when my alarm goes off >clock at work at 11:00 still dunk
I got some post drunk clarity and come to the realization that this is not a normal behavior for someone who is 33.
I'm taking a break.
>last weekend, drinking at bar >become friends with random schizo >in his 40's, bald with a long beard. rambling about aliens and gangstalkers >really nice guy, insists on buying me beer after beer >it's just us two at a massive table and it's full of empty glasses after three hours >getting kicked out, I tried to empty my beer at the bouncer but miss and instead throw it over a group of ladies >stumble into casino >I throw $500 on black, lose >get home and piss my bed
WHAT A LIFE
Last weekend I went out with a girl on friday and another girl on saturday. Both had cuck boyfriends, saturday girl actually paid for all the drinks. Society might be collapsing my brothers
>drink 750ml of vodka every week >never get blackout >never crave alcohol like alcoholics do >Hold down a high level job
Drukbros, how did you start slipping into alcoholic madness? I just have no desire to keep going after a certain level of DRUK, it's like my brain has a safety shutoff
They try to keep us down
I watched TPB when it aired in polish comedy central in the late 2000s with polish voiceover, shit was great
kek, do the jokes translate well to polish?
They make it even better, they got a voiceover actor who swears perfectly. TPB has a huge cult following in poland, there even was a petition to release it with the original polish late 2000s voiceover lol
lmao
Why isn't the original voice removed when it gets dubbed? I noticed russians also dub things like this, doesn't it make it harder to understand especially in scenes people are yelling or arguing over each other?
Voiceover was very popular in poland in 90s and 2000s, every english movie played in tv had that, it sucked, has its charm, but by god I would never watched a movie with voicover. Kills the movie, and was confusing, but it was the only thing that was back then
it's like a documentary
it's the appreciation of original good lipsync with ability of to understand in your native one, dub is just inferior in everything, bad lipsync, bad voiceactors saying shit, the only time straight dub is kinda good is with pure animation like old disney films, pixar shit etc
I find it hilarious that this gem of Canadian culture has found a cult following all the way over in Poland kek
the petition was to netflix I forgot to mention lol
Wow very cool
they try so hard and still keep on failing
Blame the homosexual who kept using whataboutisms for this thread getting deleted. He ruined it for all of you now I am going to make sure these stay deleted.
lol what a loser.
we'll never stop drinking or these threads.
>"lol what a loser" says the alcoholic
>wojak posting
>wojak posting
>frog posting
>sex-posting
>greentexting
just off yourself already
You are really angry for a drunk but I get it. You are frustrated with your poor life choices.
good argument
It's not hard to argue against an alcoholic.
>if i project enough I will surely win!
I'm not an alcoholic. I am the liquor.
>whataboutisms
I can't wait for zoomers to collectively commit suicide so we can stop using this moronic non word
Anyone ever have those nights were you randomly get drunk really fast? Having one of those tonight myself
I haven't had a drink in three weeks so that'll probably be me tonight.
DRINK DRINK DRINK
I've never made a single typo when drunk.
lie why all make mistakes times you klnmow how it does senpai
you've never been drunk then
the other night it took me about 2 minutes to type a 3 sentence post because i'd had about 18 beers in 5 hours. had to do it with one eye closed.
no typos though
>18 beers
damn son
i'm a large man
For me
Based. Drunks with standards will inherit the world.
Are you my 6'3 240 lbs brother? Youre too normalgay for here Dan
i'm 6'4 and 250lbs
I'm 6'8 350lbs
based bloatLORD
im absolute AWE
>im
made a typo and only 10 beers deep
RIP
>bloatLORD
I wish i was half the bloatlord Grizzly is
I’m half that size and I can drink more competently than that. Because I’m not just out chasing roasties and paychecks. I’m serious about this alcohol shit. DonMt even (You) me I’m going back to the bodega for more beer.
I don't drink much but when I do, I go hard and I sometimes blackout.
My drunkass me writes whole paragraphs of poetry, sends it to my crushes and then deletes it so I don't notice. One time when I was 21 or so, one of the girls I texted send it to all her friends and one told me I'm actually a really good fricking writer lmao
giwtwm
i can't write for shit even when druk
Drunk me started doing this to fricking girls he knows on the internet. In between blowing my cards out on goddamn Amazon.
At least the prick isn't trashing the kitchen anymore.
The one eye squint 2am shitpost that you diligently type free of any errors, only to be thwarted by the Captcha that forces you to ragequit your post (which surely would have earned at least 4 You's)... Is there a bigger L a drukchad can take?
But sometimes I finish that 2am shitpost, crawl into bed, and wake up to 5 (You)s. It's always worth committing to.
that's happened to me before. it's a great way to start your day. woke up to 6 once
>Is there a bigger L a drukchad can take?
>write incredible post
>worthy of a pulitzer
>"thread pruned or deleted" 1 minute after posting
Only posting in threads that get deleted is the mark of a true kinosseur.
For a year or so every thread I posted in was deleted within a couple minutes. I'd angered some tranitor apparently, though I don't really know how.
I miss vodka.
You're right. Death to jannies.
You are worrying about a hypothetical (abusing Valium) while suffering from something very real (unable to go a single night without horrible, possibly deadly, WDs. Sorry my druk friend, you got to change before its lights out. You don't even catch a good buzz off Valium, there is no way you'd get instantly addicted to it. But if you're that afraid sounds like a medically supervised inpatient rehab might be your best shot. They'll administer just as much as you need to get past the first phases of anxiety hell and won't prescribe you any leftover.
>had to do it with one eye closed
lol too real
many times been too drunk and had to slowly retype posts with on eye closed
"beer" is not a measure, how much of liters or gallons are those 18 beers?
Proper beer or Coors/Budweiser?
I still proofread when I’m drunk
I got blackout drunk (like so drunk I don't even recall typing shit drunk) and I was surprised and pleased I could type about my love for Satsuki Kiryuin with more or less perfect clarity.
brhu i maek tyops wehn sboer all teh tiem ist teh intrernent who carez
its just not the same without a true detective picture in the op
for me it's mad men pics
I down a fifth in two hours and all I feel is heartburn
Miss this drunk homie like you wouldn't believe.
I Am The Liquor is definitely his best episode.
Ironically, one of my favorite Lahey moments is from the Netflix seasons.
>Mr. Lahey, Calm Down! You're having a liquor surge!
>I DUN GFFPUH PHUHGGA LIGGER SKURGE! RANDY! DON QUESTION M- KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW!
Never seen this scene or any season after season 8 but I can tell this scene alone highlights the main issue with the post-Clattenburg seasons which is that The Boys can't write subtle dialog for shit. All the characters are flanderized and they all have this same ridiculous lel so random way of overreacting to everything. Lahey used to act like an actual drunk then post-Clattenburg he acts like a giant moron. Everyone just acts like giant morons instead of the larger-than-life characters they used to be.
Going to hit the club now bros, see you later
Stay winning, /druk/chad.
>homosexual can't get an on-topic thread deleted with his tattling
>resorts to this.
The absolute SEETHE lol
what the frick are you even on about?
The sobergay who has been seething the past two threads who outed himself as a pedo by c*nnyposting.
He's really moral, you see.
So this is the bastard posting this sick shit in this one
Schizo-tier behavior. He wouldn't even make a good TPB character. Donny/Donna is better then him.
>Pedo gay trying to act like he's above anyone
Holy frick im howling
not an alcoholic but these threads are super comfy to post in on friday night. mods are gay for deleting them
They allow like 50 other off topic threads but always delete these, really makes you think
>not an alcoholic
i'm eternally envious
there used to be an alcoholic general on Cinemaphile but mods nuked them, for some reason
they were really depressing and actually got me to cut back on my drinking for a bit (of course that didn't last long)
He's truly completely mind broken
>want to crack the window so i can smoke in my room without setting off the fire alarms
>my path to the window is blocked by a dense wall of empty alcohol containers
WHAT A LIFE
WHAT A LIFE
Anyway, back to TPB.
Best Sam Losco?
For me, it's:
>I'm pretty sure having a gunfight in my office is a breach of my parole.
why don’t you go home and pave your cave
*sips*
I just spilled my drink reaching to type a captcha.
Bruh thats the worst, knowing you wasted potential DRUK
Love drinking, lads
It was a good ride, seems like we lost
Most of us will win, some will lost unfourtounaetly, just like in Druk movie
I was winning for a while but
eventually I lost
Some threads go, some don't. Way she goes, boys.
>that one set of episodes in one of the last seasons where his ex wife and that fat b***h and donna are mean as frick to jim
>it stops and no one ever brings it up again
why? i was honestly expecting some lahey revenge plot of some sort but we just gotta let women be strong :--*~~)
Actually, the audience absolutely HATED Candy and they dropped a bridge on her.
On one of the last episodes of the season Barb says to Jim
>I just want things to go back to the way they were
I felt they were speaking to the audience and everything was back to normal next season.
WE WONT LOSE
LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUK gods when?
I'm here bro but I'm also a leaf who loves tpb so this is the best of both worlds
I;d out drink any of you
last bloke that tried to match me drink for drink ended up in a hospital getting his stomach pumped
He wasnt me
I suggest a time-stamped contest. Video yourselves drinking straight vodka out of the same size bottle, convert to webm and post.
I'll bump while you're both gone.
Unironically a lot of the guys I grew up with drink like this. Dartmouth just hits different
grew up in dartmouth, didn't become an alcoholic. Guess I was lucky
I had to quit drinking. I was spending +$600/month on cheap vodka. But Holy shit it is a way of life back there. I remember being shitfaced in class in the 8th grade but no one noticed cuz the pregnant girl in class started crying about dumb shit again
>+$600/month
wtf, i can make my 10$ bottles last 2 or 3 weeks, but im not an alcoholic so theres that
Greasy bud. Lived in Hali for a few years but went out west because NS is fricked in terms of opportunitys.
I joined the CAF a while back and got posted back to shearwater. Thought it'd be decent being back where I grew up, but now I can't even afford a home in Dartmouth of all places.
Areas where nobody wanted to live are hot commodities now and houses go for 400k+. Shit sucks.
I grew up in the valley and shit is nuts. Yuppies from BC are buying up everything but they also dont realize how much poverty there is so property crimes are rising. Converters are being stolen left right and center from these gays. Got a bud out in Aldershot who is incredibly depressed because all he wanted was a small farm in gaspereau but that will never happen now.
This guy somehow recovered from a crippling alcohol addiction he developed during a handful of weekend parties over the course of a month or so in college. Stunning and brave
Forgot pic
Im rewatching classic AVGN while getting DRUK as frick, god its so comfy
Huh. I just watched ProJared's latest 90s video. It's a pretty good series.
I want to get sober but the detox phase is such a nightmare that I'd rather just fall asleep drunk every day even when I don't want to
My last first night sober made me wake up almost out of breath in a cold sweat thinking I was on the verge of dying and I haven't been able to fall asleep sober ever since, at least not without having a weird short version of a panic attack that wakes me up instantly. Even a short nap is impossible.
Going cold turkey off alcohol can cause seizures in extreme cases. I'd recommend discussing it with a doctor.
What does a seizure feel like? I just felt like I had to breathe as hard as I could to not die, for like a minute or two. It might have been loud, I don't know
Is there no other way to go about it? The only doctor I know has seen me since I was a kid, I don't wanna tell her all that
not sure, but on days where i don't drink and try to sleep i wake up seemingly instantly after i drift off with my heart pumping and short of breath
to get to sober days, it takes about 3 weeks of taper (and i'll still get the sudden wake ups as above)
i wish i never touched a drop of alcohol
>on days where i don't drink and try to sleep i wake up seemingly instantly after i drift off
I do that but I'm not in distress when I wake up. It sucks. Sometimes I'll lay there seemingly all night not sure if I ever slept unless I had some dream time.
>What does a seizure feel like?
had two of them and you get really bad shakes at first and then go unconscious during the actual seizure
then you wake up and don't remember anything or recognize anyone until 5 or 10 minutes later
also your body feels way heavier afterwards. like an extreme version of getting out of a pool after swimming all day. I couldn't even walk at first. seriously felt like I was made out of lead.
Get Valium from a friend, doctor, the internet, or by taking a flight to Mexico or Vietnam. Once you have tapered down to a few drinks a night you can take the Valium and then eventually just use the Valium sober until the worst phase of wd's go away.
I'll just abuse that too once I'll start craving alcohol again, I'm afraid. I just need an easy way to detox, one that won't result in actually believing I'm dying like last time
not sure where you live, but there are detox centers that can help with this phase. good luck friend
is this guy supposed to be Canadian Hunter S. Thompson?
No, that's me.
Me and my coworker quote TPB for 9 hours straight 5 days a week and its only getting funnier. I told the shop foreman that I was gonna "feed him one" and raised my fist like Bubbles and my coworker laughed so hard he could breathe. Going out tomorrow to hit the VLT's like Ray. God I love living in Nova Scotia minus the poverty.
A good gag from the Netflix seasons was Lahey's concept of being "in the pocket" -- drunk but not too drunk and he started carrying a mini breathalyzer.
Are we gonna make it, frens? Last night I was drinking like most nights and I saw a picture of me when I was 26 and working in Japan and I had a mental breakdown. I started crying like a b***h remembering how happy and thin I was, I looked so good. And now I'm a 32 fat ass loser with no friends and a dead end job.
I think I'll probably make it eventually. I'd probably neet or kms if I thought otherwise. you should get out of that job unless it pays well and you can save a lot.
Thanks for the advice, anons. I don't know, sometimes I think I should accept things will never be as good as back then and that optimistic young man that I was is gone for good. But at the same time, accepting it means the end too. I wish I could see people and the world the same way I used to see them.
it gets easier when you know who you are
i'm also 32 (later this year)
i accept that i'm alcoholic, will likely be dead by 50, that the world is fricked beyond repair, and i simply don't care anymore
i've just let go
ironically i've started getting commendations at work because i guess everyone else is vaxxed up zombie brained morons
i think i'm at that point and i'm in my late 20s
I've been at that point since somwhere in 2008-2012, but just didn't realize 'til later
social media has been a disaster for the human race
i still have a chance to turn my shit around, lose weight, fix my teeth, and develop better habits, but what's the fricking point
the future is looking kind of bleak and IMO there's war on america's horizon
>friends
prefer to get druk alone anyways. a lot of my buddies are married or have kids
love drinking meself
200ml of W to start with
druk bros, the captcha is getting to long for me, is difficult to type-it when drunk
Finally finished fapping you homosexual?
just planting dicky across the board to gauge his response time. the response time is a slow which means he's heading out soon, which then means dicky city
don't worry though, your facebook thread will stay up 🙂
Frick off Cyrus we do lewd Jeanna's here.
Any nude shots?
I got $100 for groceries and $1800 for liquor
This is pretty insane. My uncle near Halifax is pretty much an alchie and he only spends $700 on beer every month, let alone $1800 in one shopping event.
That’s one of the best lines from one of the best episodes in the show.
And it was $1400 for liquor.
Gotta go boy-o's. Gf is here. No more posting on Cinemaphile.
>ctrl-f (you): 9
Nice talkin' /druk/bros, cheers.
Frig off bobanders
Drinking is literally better than sex
yeah. the hierarchy is:
hard drug of choice > gambling > druk > pusy > other
>gambling
Brother, gambling is #1.
for me its
cigs > druk > pussy > gamble
you have it exactly backwards
pusy > druk > gambling > other > hard drugs
simp
We'll let the liquor do the thinking, let the liquor do the planning, and let the liquor do the driving while we sit back on booze control.
I dont drink. Only thing i drank in the past 6 months was some white wine a cute boy bought me at the bar, and even that made my tummy hurt 🙁
Get checked for ulcers, homosexual.
How outwardly gay are you that boys just buy you drinks, and don't give me that "I'm a girl" shit because I know women don't exist, I checked.
But im a girl 🙁
I got some x rays last week but my doctor hasnt gotten back to me. I wish i could drink honestly
You gave up your womanhood the moment you started posting on Cinemaphile
This. Only way to get it back is to post breasts.
Post pusi I want hard evidence
I'd say "no u" but i dont actually want to see your tiny wieners
Please don't derail the drunk thread. You already said you don't drink so you have nothing to contribute. Attentionprostitute elsewhere
Incredible how you perfectly encapsulated
's pic
Incredible how you perfectly encapsulated an alcoholic chud
Got a bit of sand in your bussy playa?
I'm literally gay I frick men's buttholes. I just don't believe you and I think if you are a woman you should have to post a beaver shot to make up to us for invading our safe space on Cinemaphile.com
Your safe space is a breeding ground for school shooters, bigots, and worst of all: christians. frick your safe space
>Your safe space is a breeding ground for school shooters
It's actually FBI agents on discord.
christians are based and will inherit the earth. Stop being gay and join us.
Christians are moronic hypocrites and if god existed he would hate them the most
I forgive you for your ignorance and hatred, anon. May God be with you
You're the ignorant, hateful bigot you hypocritical piece of shit. Spare me this pathetic holier-than-thou veneer.
Read back what you just wrote. Then forgive yourself
>i can be a hateful bigot moron as long as Jeebus forgives me its ok
You're not a better person than me, you have no right to look down on me when your entire morality is based on fear of punishment instead of your own moral compass you lite hypocritical swine. It is completely justified to hate christians based on actual genuine morality whereas their justification for being bigots is based on a fairytale book. I do t forgive you, because unconditionally forgiving people who have done nothing to earn it is factually wrong and an injustice to those who deserve recompense. You God, much like your conscience, does not exist. You are an evil piece of shit just like the rest of your gullible lot. I dont need forgiveness, and I certainly dont want it, from a genocidal, child abusing, slavery-endorsing, hate-fueled bigot like Yahweh, nor his hypocritical followers. have a nice day
I'll pray for you anon.
Telling someone youre going to pray for them factually makes it more likely for bad things to happen. They literally did a study where people on their death beds die more often when they are told someone is praying for them. You are unironically promoting my death rn
I suppose its easier to simply wish a magical incantation for an invisible man to help me rather than actually lifting a finger to do anything yourself
But... what if was real but a more powerful god destroy him long ago. Or maybe he stopped caring about his creations... or maybe there are many gods existing at same time.
You need to review your concept of God anon.
God bless you anon.
>your entire morality is based on fear of punishment instead of your own moral compass
I have never understood why people say this. I mean, I was raised Catholic, and don't believe these in it these days, but Pascal's Wager never made any sense to me. Or when people say Catholicism is bullshit because you can do any kind of bad shit, then just ask for forgiveness and it's OK. No. If you take these things seriously, you understand that you can't lawyer your way out of a contract with God. You can't just ask for forgiveness on your deathbed unless you are genuinely contrite. Similarly, Pascal's Wager makes no sense because God understands that you are just gaming the system. These are not the gotchas atheists think they are.
>Pascal's Wager makes no sense because God understands that you are just gaming the system
you can still start with pascal's wager like thinking and gradually get real faith, imo. Everyone gets there differently, Pascal's wager is not really a bad way. This is why the bible says that the beginning of wisdom is the fear of God. Fear of God is a completely natural way to start having faith.
Seems like cope to me. If you actually believe in God then he can see right through you and your half-hearted beliefs.
Although to be honest I've rolled what you've written back and forth through my mind about a dozen times and I'm having a hard time refuting it.
His rules for salvation are vague and contradictory and most christians, like the hateful fricks on Cinemaphile, only follow christianity out of fear of hell and dont actually give a shit about people.
I did literally nothing wrong. Calling out evil is morally righteous and you are indeed a hypocritical, evil piece of human filth and it is not a "sin" to point that out. Your morality is warped by literal moron logic and you think that by pretending to unconditionally care about me that you're better than me. You're not, unconditional forgiveness is wrong
>unconditional forgiveness is wrong
christianity doesnt have unconditional forgiveness. Once again: You just make up your own morality on the spot, that's what all atheists do. Only obviously you suck up all the morality from society around you because that's what humans do. Half your beliefs are christian inspired whether you like it or not, half are inspired by whatever the media talks about and makes sound good. Let me guess, you're pro homosexual because it's so obvious to you and totally nobody told you to be pro homo, you made up your own mind about it.
>I dont need forgiveness
>literally does something that needs forgiveness in that same post
this is why atheists are so cringe, you can't see beyond the fingers that are typing. Whatever you do is right though, huh because hey, you just determined that insulting in that one post was okay. Special anon rule for that one post just for you. In general it's not okay though!!!! (because you say so, another special self made rule)
you're fooling no one here mate. post sharpie in vagene with timestamp or you're a gay man
You will never bee a hive wienerroach
>some white wine a cute boy bought me at the bar, and even that made my tummy hurt 🙁
That wasn't wine, anon
What's Cinemaphile drinking? I'm pounding a few of these guys right now
Anybody decided on the single life? I don't get dating
Been single for 6 years. Been druk everyday for 2 years.
What a lad
Sex isn't even that good
I have dated but yeah I kind of figure now if it happens it'll happen but I'm not spending time and energy seeking it out. Too many hobbies to keep up with.
Yeah. I used to frequent my local amp's, but now I don't even feel like that.
oh yeah. the effort to get women barely seems worth it at all
I've never given a frick about being single up to this point of my life.
I'm 33, looking to buy some land in the countryside but the idea of being there alone 24/7 really worries me.
Drunk threads can be comfy but this one is just dumb and full of annoying internet tough guys
I had a year in my 20's like that. I barely remember any of it but I don't think I ever had a solid shit. I sat in a basement watching k-9 and sleepers on VHS because it was all that was available. And eating ramen. Barely being able to walk upright. It was so bad. The puking every morning. Idk how I don't have cancer now. Or yet I guess, knock on wood.
11 months sober
nice bro
Good for you, man. I'm proud of you.
WHAT A LIFE BROS
How did TPB manage to be so fricking kino? Lightning in a bottle?
Posting Trailer Park Boys pics, frick you.
Women even want to ruin the comfy drunk threads... i hate them so much bros
What play were they practicing for the Blantford Recreation Centre?
just got back home, didn't make out with anyone but had a nice time and made a lot of contacts. DRUK
A fricking druk club chad
I have only had sex with 3 people
I am not a chad
*blocks your path*
Frick do you think you're doing?
not sure if i want to drink after having already drank sunday and wednesday this week. i kind of want to though, but i need a cigar to go get. what kind do i get?
one of my favorite episodes when I'm drunk, that or the plane one
>Who's funeral is this?
>Your uncle max, he just croaked. Now block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone.
>it's a decide to look at facebook for the first time in like 3 years episode
Wish I hadn't tbqh, just ended up looking at photos from 10 years ago when things were better
>mfw I use normiebook just like Cinemaphile
Shitposting and memes. Here's some OC from a Fable group I'm in
Context: troony got triggered over the gnomes in 3 misgendering shim
>quit drinking last november
thread still comfy tho
What the frick are you and what the frick is this. I've never felt more attacked while being told I got digits
these threads depress me cause it makes me realise how much of an alcoholic I actually am when I see people talking about drinking 15 beers or drinking 5 days in a row as the lowest point in their life
don't sweat the small stuff
if it makes you feel better I went like a solid 3-4 years and I'm still going. in 2020 and 2021 I was probably sober for like 60 days total between both years
im not sure if this is supposed to make me feel better cause you assume I'm not as bad
I've downed 700ml vodka daily for like 8 years much more at times, but no less than that
700 ml vodka. at my worst I was actually taking speed and then drinking on the comedowns, this is a very bad spiral when you're neet. only way out for me was working 5 days a week which has forced me to slow down on the booze. speed I just got bored of after a while
meant to say 700 ml vodka everyday is extreme**
yes its extreme but when it gradually builds up it just becomes the norm and by now I can down 1L of vodka in a day and function completely normally with a fulltime job and not be effected by hangovers
though I probably do stink of vodka/alcohol but nobodies ever mentioned it
on second though I mean if you're just taking shots of it throughout the day I can see you being able to hold it together. drinking for me has always been a binge thing in the evening/night
Are you not afraid of dying young??
>Are you not afraid of dying young??
thats exactly what I want im just too pussy to actually follow through with it(ive tried)
I see. I hope something good happens to the 2 of us, and to the rest of anons, of course, and we can have at least some happiness before the credits appear and the lights turn off forever.
Shit, I'd usually do at least 1000 ml a day when I was drinking.
The last time I ever drank, over the course of two or three days (can't remember which), i downed 9 bottles of Sake, two 750 ml of vodka, and like 3 or 4 bottles of wine, and when i ran out I started downing oxies just to try to keep things going. Granted, I felt like i was dying for about 2 weeks after that, and I checked myself directly into rehab.
a fricking bottle a day? i wish i could do that but money's tight
Wow. You should probably get a better job if you can't afford 15 dollars.
im in uni, financially dependent on parents, if 100€ a week start disappearing they are gonna start asking questions and i dont want to explain them that im wasting their money on vodka
Depending on how might you hate yourself, you can buy 750 mL of liquor for as little as $8
Even cheaper than that since he's in Yurop, there's 5€ vodkas at Lidl. And it's in glass bottles, too.
Nice. Nothing says self-loathing like cheap vodka. At least it's easy to mix
gonna drink straight vodka and eat pickles and play Into the Radius VR, basically STALKER but in VR
Need to get into video games again. I've not played any for a while, I keep getting pissed and watching westerns or whatever shit programmes are on TV
i reccomend investing in a good virtual reality headset and PC
normal games are boring to me now, stale
VR is fresh and fun
I do have Oculus and Into the Radius as well just abandoned gaming for a while in place of watching old movies and boozing. I do enjoy my vidya a lot though and should spend more time playing them rather than getting paraletic on the sofa. Same with reading.
>VR gaming
For me, it's Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
If it's fairly casual, I can get into it. I'm pretty shit at video games considering how much time I've spent my life playing them
It's very casual as long as you have an idea how to operate a gun. But then again a huge chunk of the fun is learning how to operate a weapon you've never or never will operate (like an old school gatling gun or mg42 or a Pancor Jackhammer). Controls are probably the hardest part about it but if you think about your controllers as hands it becomes very intuitive (I.E. stick/trackpad of the hand holding the gun are the functions on the gun. Pistol in right hand: Down=wiener Hammer[if it has one] | Left = Slide Release | Down = Mag Release).
What is it like a sort of fun range simulator then so you can do things at your own pace? I bought Contractors VR and it was fun but the complexity and sweatiness of the online community killed a lot of the fun for me. I don't have time or patience to get gud
>What is it like a sort of fun range simulator then so you can do things at your own pace?
Pretty much that exactly. H3VR is 100% single player. There's also a bunch of different PvE gamemodes. Of which my favorites are
Take and Hold:
>go to capture location
>fight waves of AI controlled sausages
>shoot "nodes" as they appear to capture location and earn points
>spend points on guns, ammo, attachments, equipment, grenades, whatever
Winter Wasteland
>Christmas gamemode
>collectathon where you roam a vast winter map looking for bunkers
>each bunker has a rare gun in it
>robo-zombie hotdogs and polygonal drones try to hamper your progress
Me.
To all my friends asking how to withdraw safely from alcohol without dying, go to a real detox facility. I've gone to so many ERs in my city that I know where all the detoxes here are. You spend 72 hours in a place without your phone. they check your vitals every 4 hours and give you meds to keep your withdrawals in check. They also feed you too. I'm drunk as frick right now but thankfully it's off beer and not vodka which has put me in detox all those fricking times
followed by a swift 30 days of inpatient treatment
don't bother with detox unless you want to get sober. Just grit and bear it or keep using. If you go to inpatient for detox, stay for 30 days of treatment and see about getting sober.
all detox does is reset your battery and kindling is real as frick, your withdrawals are going to be back like a b***h.
Fav tpb musics? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=30DbPZGikyA
When was that on TPB? that rips
>Started doing cocaine with my bros at the local dive bar
Holy shit, druk + coke combo is the greatest thing ever. Probably just gonna keep doing this until I die in a horrible car accident
I did it when I was a teenager but it's £100/gram in bongland, no way I could afford that habit even if I wanted to
Coke is fun but the last two times I tried it within 24 hours both my sinuses swelled shut for another 24 hours. Very annoying. Don’t say the coke was bad, because it didn’t happen to anybody else.
Not worth it tbh.
I would love to do blow again but I just can't trust that it's not laced with fent. Sad times.
Coke makes me turbo horny
For me it's drinking Alberta Premium and watching Lahey drink from the same bottle as me
You develop a high tolerance when you drink a lot. I myself and drink a 40 oz of whiskey straight and be really drunk but fine.
Alcoholism is terribly and only leads to fricked up relationships and careers. And that's why we love it.
Alcoholism is terrible. Being a bit of a drunk is really the sweet spot between legitimate response to the shit state of the modern world and sad escape. You gotta be the liquor and not let the liquor be you.
Jim Lahey and Bobandy
several
Im gonna drink, wish me luck guys
i have been drinking vodka/whiskey daily for a couple years now. i don't get withdrawals if i skip a day or two(not often). how much longer do I have before the real physical addiction kicks in? i go through a half gallon of vodka every 5 days or so.
I was drinking 4 liters of rum a week, thinking I could just about manage this OK as long as I didn't have to do shit.
Then I took 2 weeks off and have drank 11.5 liters in that time. Now I can't bear the thoughts of going back to work
I don’t think I’m as bad off as I thought. I drink a little more than a bottle of wine every night, maybe a couple swigs of whiskey.
I lobe b***hes I love liquors frick Black folk
I'm drunk but not drunk enough. About to chug some johnny walker and then go bedge.
>liquor store opens tommorow morning at 9am
my body is ready
>Sis is late again
>I don't even care to cook for her anymore
>Better drink Ryuji's vodka
>Calls Joker at 3am
>He can't go out because something about his cat...
>I know he is fricking her sister... and maybe the cat too
You guys make me feel better about my 350ml of vodka 2-4 times per week 6 months of the year. I love to write drunk and I take a good amount of precautions against alcohol damage but sometimes I worry a little. My body still works perfectly through.
>A bottle of vodka a day... every day
Fug...
Got shitfaced on strong lager, slept for 5 hours and am now terribly hungover at work. Will continue drinking as soon as I get back home.
What. A. Life.
>not having a breakfast beer to curb the hangover
Ya dun goofed
Knock
Knock
whos there rick
Get out of the thread ya fricking idiot
What is it with /tv being the most alcoholic board?
that awar most definitely goes to Cinemaphile
but alCinemaphile threads are insta-banned there even though it's the most appropriate place to have them..
I'm Druk right now
>this Thursday
>go to the bar with some friends
>have 4 beers
>go to the place of one of them
>2 more beers
>almost an entire bottle of whisky with 2 friends
>another liter of beer
>end up at a college party pretending to be ornithologists
>get home at 4am drunk as frick
>next day I don't even wake up when my alarm goes off
>clock at work at 11:00 still dunk
I got some post drunk clarity and come to the realization that this is not a normal behavior for someone who is 33.
I'm taking a break.
Gets me every time
>last weekend, drinking at bar
>become friends with random schizo
>in his 40's, bald with a long beard. rambling about aliens and gangstalkers
>really nice guy, insists on buying me beer after beer
>it's just us two at a massive table and it's full of empty glasses after three hours
>getting kicked out, I tried to empty my beer at the bouncer but miss and instead throw it over a group of ladies
>stumble into casino
>I throw $500 on black, lose
>get home and piss my bed
WHAT A LIFE
Going to the store now, you want anything bros?
wild turkey 101 please anon
something greasy to soak up the alc from last night
bros I gave up on alcohol after my last hangover left me feeling like shit for 3 days
same here
turned 27 a few weeks ago and drank a handle of cheap vodka and was depressed and felt like dying for 4 days. not worth it.
Last weekend I went out with a girl on friday and another girl on saturday. Both had cuck boyfriends, saturday girl actually paid for all the drinks. Society might be collapsing my brothers
I NEED a kebab right now
lost my phone in a cab recently when druk , has anyone else had this experience did you get it back?
i did and got it back yeh
just call the company and report it lost they sort it
Y'all ever poo yourselves?
>drink 750ml of vodka every week
>never get blackout
>never crave alcohol like alcoholics do
>Hold down a high level job
Drukbros, how did you start slipping into alcoholic madness? I just have no desire to keep going after a certain level of DRUK, it's like my brain has a safety shutoff
losing your job etc helps a lot
also the key is to have a mental illness that makes you want to be drunk all the time