I can't imagine drinking this much

Is there a bigger tv drunk than Jim Lahey?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They try to keep us down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched TPB when it aired in polish comedy central in the late 2000s with polish voiceover, shit was great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, do the jokes translate well to polish?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They make it even better, they got a voiceover actor who swears perfectly. TPB has a huge cult following in poland, there even was a petition to release it with the original polish late 2000s voiceover lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why isn't the original voice removed when it gets dubbed? I noticed russians also dub things like this, doesn't it make it harder to understand especially in scenes people are yelling or arguing over each other?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Voiceover was very popular in poland in 90s and 2000s, every english movie played in tv had that, it sucked, has its charm, but by god I would never watched a movie with voicover. Kills the movie, and was confusing, but it was the only thing that was back then

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's like a documentary

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's the appreciation of original good lipsync with ability of to understand in your native one, dub is just inferior in everything, bad lipsync, bad voiceactors saying shit, the only time straight dub is kinda good is with pure animation like old disney films, pixar shit etc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I find it hilarious that this gem of Canadian culture has found a cult following all the way over in Poland kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the petition was to netflix I forgot to mention lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow very cool

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they try so hard and still keep on failing

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blame the homosexual who kept using whataboutisms for this thread getting deleted. He ruined it for all of you now I am going to make sure these stay deleted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol what a loser.
      we'll never stop drinking or these threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"lol what a loser" says the alcoholic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wojak posting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >wojak posting
              >frog posting
              >sex-posting
              >greentexting
              just off yourself already

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are really angry for a drunk but I get it. You are frustrated with your poor life choices.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                good argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not hard to argue against an alcoholic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if i project enough I will surely win!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not an alcoholic. I am the liquor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whataboutisms
      I can't wait for zoomers to collectively commit suicide so we can stop using this moronic non word

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever have those nights were you randomly get drunk really fast? Having one of those tonight myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had a drink in three weeks so that'll probably be me tonight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DRINK DRINK DRINK

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never made a single typo when drunk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lie why all make mistakes times you klnmow how it does senpai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you've never been drunk then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the other night it took me about 2 minutes to type a 3 sentence post because i'd had about 18 beers in 5 hours. had to do it with one eye closed.
      no typos though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >18 beers
        damn son

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm a large man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Drunks with standards will inherit the world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you my 6'3 240 lbs brother? Youre too normalgay for here Dan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm 6'4 and 250lbs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 6'8 350lbs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              based bloatLORD
              im absolute AWE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >im
                made a typo and only 10 beers deep
                RIP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bloatLORD
                I wish i was half the bloatlord Grizzly is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m half that size and I can drink more competently than that. Because I’m not just out chasing roasties and paychecks. I’m serious about this alcohol shit. DonMt even (You) me I’m going back to the bodega for more beer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't drink much but when I do, I go hard and I sometimes blackout.
        My drunkass me writes whole paragraphs of poetry, sends it to my crushes and then deletes it so I don't notice. One time when I was 21 or so, one of the girls I texted send it to all her friends and one told me I'm actually a really good fricking writer lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          giwtwm
          i can't write for shit even when druk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Drunk me started doing this to fricking girls he knows on the internet. In between blowing my cards out on goddamn Amazon.

          At least the prick isn't trashing the kitchen anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one eye squint 2am shitpost that you diligently type free of any errors, only to be thwarted by the Captcha that forces you to ragequit your post (which surely would have earned at least 4 You's)... Is there a bigger L a drukchad can take?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But sometimes I finish that 2am shitpost, crawl into bed, and wake up to 5 (You)s. It's always worth committing to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's happened to me before. it's a great way to start your day. woke up to 6 once

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a bigger L a drukchad can take?
          >write incredible post
          >worthy of a pulitzer
          >"thread pruned or deleted" 1 minute after posting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only posting in threads that get deleted is the mark of a true kinosseur.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              For a year or so every thread I posted in was deleted within a couple minutes. I'd angered some tranitor apparently, though I don't really know how.

              I miss vodka.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. Death to jannies.

            I'll just abuse that too once I'll start craving alcohol again, I'm afraid. I just need an easy way to detox, one that won't result in actually believing I'm dying like last time

            You are worrying about a hypothetical (abusing Valium) while suffering from something very real (unable to go a single night without horrible, possibly deadly, WDs. Sorry my druk friend, you got to change before its lights out. You don't even catch a good buzz off Valium, there is no way you'd get instantly addicted to it. But if you're that afraid sounds like a medically supervised inpatient rehab might be your best shot. They'll administer just as much as you need to get past the first phases of anxiety hell and won't prescribe you any leftover.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >had to do it with one eye closed
        lol too real

        many times been too drunk and had to slowly retype posts with on eye closed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "beer" is not a measure, how much of liters or gallons are those 18 beers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Proper beer or Coors/Budweiser?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still proofread when I’m drunk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got blackout drunk (like so drunk I don't even recall typing shit drunk) and I was surprised and pleased I could type about my love for Satsuki Kiryuin with more or less perfect clarity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brhu i maek tyops wehn sboer all teh tiem ist teh intrernent who carez

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its just not the same without a true detective picture in the op

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's mad men pics

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I down a fifth in two hours and all I feel is heartburn

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Miss this drunk homie like you wouldn't believe.
    I Am The Liquor is definitely his best episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, one of my favorite Lahey moments is from the Netflix seasons.
      >Mr. Lahey, Calm Down! You're having a liquor surge!
      >I DUN GFFPUH PHUHGGA LIGGER SKURGE! RANDY! DON QUESTION M- KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen this scene or any season after season 8 but I can tell this scene alone highlights the main issue with the post-Clattenburg seasons which is that The Boys can't write subtle dialog for shit. All the characters are flanderized and they all have this same ridiculous lel so random way of overreacting to everything. Lahey used to act like an actual drunk then post-Clattenburg he acts like a giant moron. Everyone just acts like giant morons instead of the larger-than-life characters they used to be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going to hit the club now bros, see you later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay winning, /druk/chad.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual can't get an on-topic thread deleted with his tattling
    >resorts to this.
    The absolute SEETHE lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you even on about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The sobergay who has been seething the past two threads who outed himself as a pedo by c*nnyposting.
        He's really moral, you see.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So this is the bastard posting this sick shit in this one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Schizo-tier behavior. He wouldn't even make a good TPB character. Donny/Donna is better then him.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pedo gay trying to act like he's above anyone
    Holy frick im howling

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not an alcoholic but these threads are super comfy to post in on friday night. mods are gay for deleting them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They allow like 50 other off topic threads but always delete these, really makes you think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not an alcoholic
      i'm eternally envious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there used to be an alcoholic general on Cinemaphile but mods nuked them, for some reason
      they were really depressing and actually got me to cut back on my drinking for a bit (of course that didn't last long)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's truly completely mind broken

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >want to crack the window so i can smoke in my room without setting off the fire alarms
    >my path to the window is blocked by a dense wall of empty alcohol containers
    WHAT A LIFE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway, back to TPB.
    Best Sam Losco?
    For me, it's:
    >I'm pretty sure having a gunfight in my office is a breach of my parole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why don’t you go home and pave your cave

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sips*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just spilled my drink reaching to type a captcha.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh thats the worst, knowing you wasted potential DRUK

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love drinking, lads

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good ride, seems like we lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of us will win, some will lost unfourtounaetly, just like in Druk movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was winning for a while but
      eventually I lost

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some threads go, some don't. Way she goes, boys.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that one set of episodes in one of the last seasons where his ex wife and that fat b***h and donna are mean as frick to jim
    >it stops and no one ever brings it up again
    why? i was honestly expecting some lahey revenge plot of some sort but we just gotta let women be strong :--*~~)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, the audience absolutely HATED Candy and they dropped a bridge on her.
      On one of the last episodes of the season Barb says to Jim
      >I just want things to go back to the way they were
      I felt they were speaking to the audience and everything was back to normal next season.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WONT LOSE

    LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK gods when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here bro but I'm also a leaf who loves tpb so this is the best of both worlds

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I;d out drink any of you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      last bloke that tried to match me drink for drink ended up in a hospital getting his stomach pumped

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasnt me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasnt me

        I suggest a time-stamped contest. Video yourselves drinking straight vodka out of the same size bottle, convert to webm and post.
        I'll bump while you're both gone.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a lot of the guys I grew up with drink like this. Dartmouth just hits different

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grew up in dartmouth, didn't become an alcoholic. Guess I was lucky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had to quit drinking. I was spending +$600/month on cheap vodka. But Holy shit it is a way of life back there. I remember being shitfaced in class in the 8th grade but no one noticed cuz the pregnant girl in class started crying about dumb shit again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >+$600/month
          wtf, i can make my 10$ bottles last 2 or 3 weeks, but im not an alcoholic so theres that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greasy bud. Lived in Hali for a few years but went out west because NS is fricked in terms of opportunitys.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I joined the CAF a while back and got posted back to shearwater. Thought it'd be decent being back where I grew up, but now I can't even afford a home in Dartmouth of all places.
          Areas where nobody wanted to live are hot commodities now and houses go for 400k+. Shit sucks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I grew up in the valley and shit is nuts. Yuppies from BC are buying up everything but they also dont realize how much poverty there is so property crimes are rising. Converters are being stolen left right and center from these gays. Got a bud out in Aldershot who is incredibly depressed because all he wanted was a small farm in gaspereau but that will never happen now.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy somehow recovered from a crippling alcohol addiction he developed during a handful of weekend parties over the course of a month or so in college. Stunning and brave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im rewatching classic AVGN while getting DRUK as frick, god its so comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. I just watched ProJared's latest 90s video. It's a pretty good series.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get sober but the detox phase is such a nightmare that I'd rather just fall asleep drunk every day even when I don't want to
    My last first night sober made me wake up almost out of breath in a cold sweat thinking I was on the verge of dying and I haven't been able to fall asleep sober ever since, at least not without having a weird short version of a panic attack that wakes me up instantly. Even a short nap is impossible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Going cold turkey off alcohol can cause seizures in extreme cases. I'd recommend discussing it with a doctor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What does a seizure feel like? I just felt like I had to breathe as hard as I could to not die, for like a minute or two. It might have been loud, I don't know
        Is there no other way to go about it? The only doctor I know has seen me since I was a kid, I don't wanna tell her all that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not sure, but on days where i don't drink and try to sleep i wake up seemingly instantly after i drift off with my heart pumping and short of breath
          to get to sober days, it takes about 3 weeks of taper (and i'll still get the sudden wake ups as above)
          i wish i never touched a drop of alcohol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >on days where i don't drink and try to sleep i wake up seemingly instantly after i drift off
            I do that but I'm not in distress when I wake up. It sucks. Sometimes I'll lay there seemingly all night not sure if I ever slept unless I had some dream time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What does a seizure feel like?
          had two of them and you get really bad shakes at first and then go unconscious during the actual seizure
          then you wake up and don't remember anything or recognize anyone until 5 or 10 minutes later

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            also your body feels way heavier afterwards. like an extreme version of getting out of a pool after swimming all day. I couldn't even walk at first. seriously felt like I was made out of lead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get Valium from a friend, doctor, the internet, or by taking a flight to Mexico or Vietnam. Once you have tapered down to a few drinks a night you can take the Valium and then eventually just use the Valium sober until the worst phase of wd's go away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just abuse that too once I'll start craving alcohol again, I'm afraid. I just need an easy way to detox, one that won't result in actually believing I'm dying like last time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not sure where you live, but there are detox centers that can help with this phase. good luck friend

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this guy supposed to be Canadian Hunter S. Thompson?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's me.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my coworker quote TPB for 9 hours straight 5 days a week and its only getting funnier. I told the shop foreman that I was gonna "feed him one" and raised my fist like Bubbles and my coworker laughed so hard he could breathe. Going out tomorrow to hit the VLT's like Ray. God I love living in Nova Scotia minus the poverty.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good gag from the Netflix seasons was Lahey's concept of being "in the pocket" -- drunk but not too drunk and he started carrying a mini breathalyzer.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we gonna make it, frens? Last night I was drinking like most nights and I saw a picture of me when I was 26 and working in Japan and I had a mental breakdown. I started crying like a b***h remembering how happy and thin I was, I looked so good. And now I'm a 32 fat ass loser with no friends and a dead end job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'll probably make it eventually. I'd probably neet or kms if I thought otherwise. you should get out of that job unless it pays well and you can save a lot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it gets easier when you know who you are
        i'm also 32 (later this year)
        i accept that i'm alcoholic, will likely be dead by 50, that the world is fricked beyond repair, and i simply don't care anymore
        i've just let go

        ironically i've started getting commendations at work because i guess everyone else is vaxxed up zombie brained morons

        >friends
        prefer to get druk alone anyways. a lot of my buddies are married or have kids

        Thanks for the advice, anons. I don't know, sometimes I think I should accept things will never be as good as back then and that optimistic young man that I was is gone for good. But at the same time, accepting it means the end too. I wish I could see people and the world the same way I used to see them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it gets easier when you know who you are
      i'm also 32 (later this year)
      i accept that i'm alcoholic, will likely be dead by 50, that the world is fricked beyond repair, and i simply don't care anymore
      i've just let go

      ironically i've started getting commendations at work because i guess everyone else is vaxxed up zombie brained morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i think i'm at that point and i'm in my late 20s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've been at that point since somwhere in 2008-2012, but just didn't realize 'til later
          social media has been a disaster for the human race

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i still have a chance to turn my shit around, lose weight, fix my teeth, and develop better habits, but what's the fricking point
            the future is looking kind of bleak and IMO there's war on america's horizon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >friends
      prefer to get druk alone anyways. a lot of my buddies are married or have kids

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    love drinking meself
    200ml of W to start with

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    druk bros, the captcha is getting to long for me, is difficult to type-it when drunk

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Finally finished fapping you homosexual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just planting dicky across the board to gauge his response time. the response time is a slow which means he's heading out soon, which then means dicky city
      don't worry though, your facebook thread will stay up 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Cyrus we do lewd Jeanna's here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any nude shots?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got $100 for groceries and $1800 for liquor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is pretty insane. My uncle near Halifax is pretty much an alchie and he only spends $700 on beer every month, let alone $1800 in one shopping event.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s one of the best lines from one of the best episodes in the show.
        And it was $1400 for liquor.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta go boy-o's. Gf is here. No more posting on Cinemaphile.
    >ctrl-f (you): 9
    Nice talkin' /druk/bros, cheers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frig off bobanders

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking is literally better than sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. the hierarchy is:
      hard drug of choice > gambling > druk > pusy > other

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gambling
        Brother, gambling is #1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me its
        cigs > druk > pussy > gamble

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have it exactly backwards
        pusy > druk > gambling > other > hard drugs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          simp

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We'll let the liquor do the thinking, let the liquor do the planning, and let the liquor do the driving while we sit back on booze control.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont drink. Only thing i drank in the past 6 months was some white wine a cute boy bought me at the bar, and even that made my tummy hurt 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get checked for ulcers, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How outwardly gay are you that boys just buy you drinks, and don't give me that "I'm a girl" shit because I know women don't exist, I checked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But im a girl 🙁

        Get checked for ulcers, homosexual.

        I got some x rays last week but my doctor hasnt gotten back to me. I wish i could drink honestly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You gave up your womanhood the moment you started posting on Cinemaphile

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Only way to get it back is to post breasts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post pusi I want hard evidence

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Only way to get it back is to post breasts.

            you're fooling no one here mate. post sharpie in vagene with timestamp or you're a gay man

            I'd say "no u" but i dont actually want to see your tiny wieners

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Please don't derail the drunk thread. You already said you don't drink so you have nothing to contribute. Attentionprostitute elsewhere

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Incredible how you perfectly encapsulated

              This. Only way to get it back is to post breasts.

              's pic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Incredible how you perfectly encapsulated an alcoholic chud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Got a bit of sand in your bussy playa?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm literally gay I frick men's buttholes. I just don't believe you and I think if you are a woman you should have to post a beaver shot to make up to us for invading our safe space on Cinemaphile.com

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your safe space is a breeding ground for school shooters, bigots, and worst of all: christians. frick your safe space

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Your safe space is a breeding ground for school shooters
                It's actually FBI agents on discord.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                christians are based and will inherit the earth. Stop being gay and join us.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Christians are moronic hypocrites and if god existed he would hate them the most

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I forgive you for your ignorance and hatred, anon. May God be with you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're the ignorant, hateful bigot you hypocritical piece of shit. Spare me this pathetic holier-than-thou veneer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read back what you just wrote. Then forgive yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i can be a hateful bigot moron as long as Jeebus forgives me its ok
                You're not a better person than me, you have no right to look down on me when your entire morality is based on fear of punishment instead of your own moral compass you lite hypocritical swine. It is completely justified to hate christians based on actual genuine morality whereas their justification for being bigots is based on a fairytale book. I do t forgive you, because unconditionally forgiving people who have done nothing to earn it is factually wrong and an injustice to those who deserve recompense. You God, much like your conscience, does not exist. You are an evil piece of shit just like the rest of your gullible lot. I dont need forgiveness, and I certainly dont want it, from a genocidal, child abusing, slavery-endorsing, hate-fueled bigot like Yahweh, nor his hypocritical followers. have a nice day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll pray for you anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Telling someone youre going to pray for them factually makes it more likely for bad things to happen. They literally did a study where people on their death beds die more often when they are told someone is praying for them. You are unironically promoting my death rn

                God bless you anon.

                I suppose its easier to simply wish a magical incantation for an invisible man to help me rather than actually lifting a finger to do anything yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But... what if was real but a more powerful god destroy him long ago. Or maybe he stopped caring about his creations... or maybe there are many gods existing at same time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You need to review your concept of God anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God bless you anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >your entire morality is based on fear of punishment instead of your own moral compass
                I have never understood why people say this. I mean, I was raised Catholic, and don't believe these in it these days, but Pascal's Wager never made any sense to me. Or when people say Catholicism is bullshit because you can do any kind of bad shit, then just ask for forgiveness and it's OK. No. If you take these things seriously, you understand that you can't lawyer your way out of a contract with God. You can't just ask for forgiveness on your deathbed unless you are genuinely contrite. Similarly, Pascal's Wager makes no sense because God understands that you are just gaming the system. These are not the gotchas atheists think they are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Pascal's Wager makes no sense because God understands that you are just gaming the system

                you can still start with pascal's wager like thinking and gradually get real faith, imo. Everyone gets there differently, Pascal's wager is not really a bad way. This is why the bible says that the beginning of wisdom is the fear of God. Fear of God is a completely natural way to start having faith.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like cope to me. If you actually believe in God then he can see right through you and your half-hearted beliefs.

                Although to be honest I've rolled what you've written back and forth through my mind about a dozen times and I'm having a hard time refuting it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His rules for salvation are vague and contradictory and most christians, like the hateful fricks on Cinemaphile, only follow christianity out of fear of hell and dont actually give a shit about people.

                >I dont need forgiveness
                >literally does something that needs forgiveness in that same post

                this is why atheists are so cringe, you can't see beyond the fingers that are typing. Whatever you do is right though, huh because hey, you just determined that insulting in that one post was okay. Special anon rule for that one post just for you. In general it's not okay though!!!! (because you say so, another special self made rule)

                I did literally nothing wrong. Calling out evil is morally righteous and you are indeed a hypocritical, evil piece of human filth and it is not a "sin" to point that out. Your morality is warped by literal moron logic and you think that by pretending to unconditionally care about me that you're better than me. You're not, unconditional forgiveness is wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >unconditional forgiveness is wrong
                christianity doesnt have unconditional forgiveness. Once again: You just make up your own morality on the spot, that's what all atheists do. Only obviously you suck up all the morality from society around you because that's what humans do. Half your beliefs are christian inspired whether you like it or not, half are inspired by whatever the media talks about and makes sound good. Let me guess, you're pro homosexual because it's so obvious to you and totally nobody told you to be pro homo, you made up your own mind about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont need forgiveness
                >literally does something that needs forgiveness in that same post

                this is why atheists are so cringe, you can't see beyond the fingers that are typing. Whatever you do is right though, huh because hey, you just determined that insulting in that one post was okay. Special anon rule for that one post just for you. In general it's not okay though!!!! (because you say so, another special self made rule)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're fooling no one here mate. post sharpie in vagene with timestamp or you're a gay man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never bee a hive wienerroach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some white wine a cute boy bought me at the bar, and even that made my tummy hurt 🙁
      That wasn't wine, anon

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's Cinemaphile drinking? I'm pounding a few of these guys right now

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody decided on the single life? I don't get dating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Been single for 6 years. Been druk everyday for 2 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a lad

        I have dated but yeah I kind of figure now if it happens it'll happen but I'm not spending time and energy seeking it out. Too many hobbies to keep up with.

        Sex isn't even that good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have dated but yeah I kind of figure now if it happens it'll happen but I'm not spending time and energy seeking it out. Too many hobbies to keep up with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I used to frequent my local amp's, but now I don't even feel like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah. the effort to get women barely seems worth it at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never given a frick about being single up to this point of my life.
      I'm 33, looking to buy some land in the countryside but the idea of being there alone 24/7 really worries me.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drunk threads can be comfy but this one is just dumb and full of annoying internet tough guys

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a year in my 20's like that. I barely remember any of it but I don't think I ever had a solid shit. I sat in a basement watching k-9 and sleepers on VHS because it was all that was available. And eating ramen. Barely being able to walk upright. It was so bad. The puking every morning. Idk how I don't have cancer now. Or yet I guess, knock on wood.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    11 months sober

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you, man. I'm proud of you.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A LIFE BROS

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did TPB manage to be so fricking kino? Lightning in a bottle?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Posting Trailer Park Boys pics, frick you.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women even want to ruin the comfy drunk threads... i hate them so much bros

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What play were they practicing for the Blantford Recreation Centre?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just got back home, didn't make out with anyone but had a nice time and made a lot of contacts. DRUK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A fricking druk club chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have only had sex with 3 people
        I am not a chad

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*
    Frick do you think you're doing?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not sure if i want to drink after having already drank sunday and wednesday this week. i kind of want to though, but i need a cigar to go get. what kind do i get?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorite episodes when I'm drunk, that or the plane one
      >Who's funeral is this?
      >Your uncle max, he just croaked. Now block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a decide to look at facebook for the first time in like 3 years episode

    Wish I hadn't tbqh, just ended up looking at photos from 10 years ago when things were better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I use normiebook just like Cinemaphile
      Shitposting and memes. Here's some OC from a Fable group I'm in
      Context: troony got triggered over the gnomes in 3 misgendering shim

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quit drinking last november
    thread still comfy tho

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What the frick are you and what the frick is this. I've never felt more attacked while being told I got digits

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these threads depress me cause it makes me realise how much of an alcoholic I actually am when I see people talking about drinking 15 beers or drinking 5 days in a row as the lowest point in their life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't sweat the small stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it makes you feel better I went like a solid 3-4 years and I'm still going. in 2020 and 2021 I was probably sober for like 60 days total between both years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im not sure if this is supposed to make me feel better cause you assume I'm not as bad

        I've downed 700ml vodka daily for like 8 years much more at times, but no less than that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          700 ml vodka. at my worst I was actually taking speed and then drinking on the comedowns, this is a very bad spiral when you're neet. only way out for me was working 5 days a week which has forced me to slow down on the booze. speed I just got bored of after a while

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            meant to say 700 ml vodka everyday is extreme**

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes its extreme but when it gradually builds up it just becomes the norm and by now I can down 1L of vodka in a day and function completely normally with a fulltime job and not be effected by hangovers

              though I probably do stink of vodka/alcohol but nobodies ever mentioned it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                on second though I mean if you're just taking shots of it throughout the day I can see you being able to hold it together. drinking for me has always been a binge thing in the evening/night

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you not afraid of dying young??

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you not afraid of dying young??
                thats exactly what I want im just too pussy to actually follow through with it(ive tried)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see. I hope something good happens to the 2 of us, and to the rest of anons, of course, and we can have at least some happiness before the credits appear and the lights turn off forever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shit, I'd usually do at least 1000 ml a day when I was drinking.

              The last time I ever drank, over the course of two or three days (can't remember which), i downed 9 bottles of Sake, two 750 ml of vodka, and like 3 or 4 bottles of wine, and when i ran out I started downing oxies just to try to keep things going. Granted, I felt like i was dying for about 2 weeks after that, and I checked myself directly into rehab.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a fricking bottle a day? i wish i could do that but money's tight

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow. You should probably get a better job if you can't afford 15 dollars.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              im in uni, financially dependent on parents, if 100€ a week start disappearing they are gonna start asking questions and i dont want to explain them that im wasting their money on vodka

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Depending on how might you hate yourself, you can buy 750 mL of liquor for as little as $8

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even cheaper than that since he's in Yurop, there's 5€ vodkas at Lidl. And it's in glass bottles, too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. Nothing says self-loathing like cheap vodka. At least it's easy to mix

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gonna drink straight vodka and eat pickles and play Into the Radius VR, basically STALKER but in VR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Need to get into video games again. I've not played any for a while, I keep getting pissed and watching westerns or whatever shit programmes are on TV

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i reccomend investing in a good virtual reality headset and PC
        normal games are boring to me now, stale
        VR is fresh and fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do have Oculus and Into the Radius as well just abandoned gaming for a while in place of watching old movies and boozing. I do enjoy my vidya a lot though and should spend more time playing them rather than getting paraletic on the sofa. Same with reading.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >VR gaming
            For me, it's Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If it's fairly casual, I can get into it. I'm pretty shit at video games considering how much time I've spent my life playing them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's very casual as long as you have an idea how to operate a gun. But then again a huge chunk of the fun is learning how to operate a weapon you've never or never will operate (like an old school gatling gun or mg42 or a Pancor Jackhammer). Controls are probably the hardest part about it but if you think about your controllers as hands it becomes very intuitive (I.E. stick/trackpad of the hand holding the gun are the functions on the gun. Pistol in right hand: Down=wiener Hammer[if it has one] | Left = Slide Release | Down = Mag Release).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is it like a sort of fun range simulator then so you can do things at your own pace? I bought Contractors VR and it was fun but the complexity and sweatiness of the online community killed a lot of the fun for me. I don't have time or patience to get gud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What is it like a sort of fun range simulator then so you can do things at your own pace?
                Pretty much that exactly. H3VR is 100% single player. There's also a bunch of different PvE gamemodes. Of which my favorites are

                Take and Hold:
                >go to capture location
                >fight waves of AI controlled sausages
                >shoot "nodes" as they appear to capture location and earn points
                >spend points on guns, ammo, attachments, equipment, grenades, whatever

                Winter Wasteland
                >Christmas gamemode
                >collectathon where you roam a vast winter map looking for bunkers
                >each bunker has a rare gun in it
                >robo-zombie hotdogs and polygonal drones try to hamper your progress

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To all my friends asking how to withdraw safely from alcohol without dying, go to a real detox facility. I've gone to so many ERs in my city that I know where all the detoxes here are. You spend 72 hours in a place without your phone. they check your vitals every 4 hours and give you meds to keep your withdrawals in check. They also feed you too. I'm drunk as frick right now but thankfully it's off beer and not vodka which has put me in detox all those fricking times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      followed by a swift 30 days of inpatient treatment

      don't bother with detox unless you want to get sober. Just grit and bear it or keep using. If you go to inpatient for detox, stay for 30 days of treatment and see about getting sober.

      all detox does is reset your battery and kindling is real as frick, your withdrawals are going to be back like a b***h.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fav tpb musics? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=30DbPZGikyA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When was that on TPB? that rips

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Started doing cocaine with my bros at the local dive bar
    Holy shit, druk + coke combo is the greatest thing ever. Probably just gonna keep doing this until I die in a horrible car accident

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did it when I was a teenager but it's £100/gram in bongland, no way I could afford that habit even if I wanted to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coke is fun but the last two times I tried it within 24 hours both my sinuses swelled shut for another 24 hours. Very annoying. Don’t say the coke was bad, because it didn’t happen to anybody else.
      Not worth it tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to do blow again but I just can't trust that it's not laced with fent. Sad times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coke makes me turbo horny

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's drinking Alberta Premium and watching Lahey drink from the same bottle as me

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You develop a high tolerance when you drink a lot. I myself and drink a 40 oz of whiskey straight and be really drunk but fine.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alcoholism is terribly and only leads to fricked up relationships and careers. And that's why we love it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alcoholism is terrible. Being a bit of a drunk is really the sweet spot between legitimate response to the shit state of the modern world and sad escape. You gotta be the liquor and not let the liquor be you.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Lahey and Bobandy

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    several

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna drink, wish me luck guys

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have been drinking vodka/whiskey daily for a couple years now. i don't get withdrawals if i skip a day or two(not often). how much longer do I have before the real physical addiction kicks in? i go through a half gallon of vodka every 5 days or so.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was drinking 4 liters of rum a week, thinking I could just about manage this OK as long as I didn't have to do shit.

    Then I took 2 weeks off and have drank 11.5 liters in that time. Now I can't bear the thoughts of going back to work

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I’m as bad off as I thought. I drink a little more than a bottle of wine every night, maybe a couple swigs of whiskey.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lobe b***hes I love liquors frick Black folk

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm drunk but not drunk enough. About to chug some johnny walker and then go bedge.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >liquor store opens tommorow morning at 9am
    my body is ready

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sis is late again
    >I don't even care to cook for her anymore
    >Better drink Ryuji's vodka
    >Calls Joker at 3am
    >He can't go out because something about his cat...
    >I know he is fricking her sister... and maybe the cat too

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys make me feel better about my 350ml of vodka 2-4 times per week 6 months of the year. I love to write drunk and I take a good amount of precautions against alcohol damage but sometimes I worry a little. My body still works perfectly through.

    >A bottle of vodka a day... every day
    Fug...

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got shitfaced on strong lager, slept for 5 hours and am now terribly hungover at work. Will continue drinking as soon as I get back home.
    What. A. Life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a breakfast beer to curb the hangover
      Ya dun goofed

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Knock
    Knock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whos there rick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get out of the thread ya fricking idiot

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with /tv being the most alcoholic board?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that awar most definitely goes to Cinemaphile
      but alCinemaphile threads are insta-banned there even though it's the most appropriate place to have them..

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Druk right now

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this Thursday
    >go to the bar with some friends
    >have 4 beers
    >go to the place of one of them
    >2 more beers
    >almost an entire bottle of whisky with 2 friends
    >another liter of beer
    >end up at a college party pretending to be ornithologists
    >get home at 4am drunk as frick
    >next day I don't even wake up when my alarm goes off
    >clock at work at 11:00 still dunk

    I got some post drunk clarity and come to the realization that this is not a normal behavior for someone who is 33.
    I'm taking a break.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gets me every time

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >last weekend, drinking at bar
    >become friends with random schizo
    >in his 40's, bald with a long beard. rambling about aliens and gangstalkers
    >really nice guy, insists on buying me beer after beer
    >it's just us two at a massive table and it's full of empty glasses after three hours
    >getting kicked out, I tried to empty my beer at the bouncer but miss and instead throw it over a group of ladies
    >stumble into casino
    >I throw $500 on black, lose
    >get home and piss my bed
    WHAT A LIFE

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going to the store now, you want anything bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wild turkey 101 please anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      something greasy to soak up the alc from last night

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros I gave up on alcohol after my last hangover left me feeling like shit for 3 days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same here
      turned 27 a few weeks ago and drank a handle of cheap vodka and was depressed and felt like dying for 4 days. not worth it.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last weekend I went out with a girl on friday and another girl on saturday. Both had cuck boyfriends, saturday girl actually paid for all the drinks. Society might be collapsing my brothers

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED a kebab right now

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lost my phone in a cab recently when druk , has anyone else had this experience did you get it back?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i did and got it back yeh
      just call the company and report it lost they sort it

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all ever poo yourselves?

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >drink 750ml of vodka every week
    >never get blackout
    >never crave alcohol like alcoholics do
    >Hold down a high level job
    Drukbros, how did you start slipping into alcoholic madness? I just have no desire to keep going after a certain level of DRUK, it's like my brain has a safety shutoff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      losing your job etc helps a lot
      also the key is to have a mental illness that makes you want to be drunk all the time

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