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Is his thingy inside of the door on his crotch? Does he unscrew it when he showers so he can wash his gumballs? Isn't Benson already naked by default?
What does that mean when those Unicorns tied him up and ate his gumballs?
They became his personal ball washer
>ywn get tied up and sucked off like that
No I want to be in the position of the unicorns. Make Benson crumble into a pathetic whining mess while I slowly insert quarters into his coin slit, pressing my lips against his dopen door with my tongue resting in the entrance as I await his balls to roll into my mouth, using my tongue to sensually polish them.
stop giving me an erection
having his gumballs in your mouth feels amazing, but things could feel a lot better if he were to attach his part down there. Now he is itching to unravel the ropes which constrict his arms so he can pin you down and frick your brains out while he berates you. But her can't, he's helpless as you tease his sensitive area some more. He's practically leaking precum out of his door, and now there's a mess on the floor. Usually, he would yell for Mordecai or Rigby to come mop it up, but cannot have them see their boss in a shameful predicament. Plus, he is worried that they may take you from him since they have access to their wieners. So all Benson can do is wimper and edge against your mouth indefinitely until you feel nice enough to give him his dick back.
The gumballs are supposed to be his cum, you moron.
Why can't it be both? His balls can be detachable and dissolve like a capsule pill. Once they dissolve, the spunk is released.
The latch is his doing and the crank is his balls.
The unicorns performed fellatio on him
Nope. It was a handy.
Oh
I love weird cartoony anatomy
Are you saying that the cum is inside the balls or that his balls are directly the cum?
If Benson's cum is his gumballs then what is his shit?
Golf-ball sized Whoppers. Or he just burns off whatever he eats.
God I wish I was Benson
why do i want to frick benson, he's a gumball machine for frick sake
Because he's hot
>Has limbs that can be easily restrained.
What does that mean when those Unicorns tied him up and ate his gumballs? displays viability for bondage.
>Incredibly nimble (if possessed by the Funk God) like in
Where did Benson learn those moves, for his limbs also lack the standard muscle mass most flesh-havers possess. If he were to be pinned, the pinner would feel his torso.
>Turns red if slighted in any way; can also blush. Poking him a certain way tells you what and what not to do.
>Latch is full frontal; no locks or adhesive are pasted on, implying easy access to any pair of phalanges or miniature bipedal creatures. Or what proceeds after OP's pic. Exhibitionism very applicable.
>Sam Marin's voice. Easily one of the most quotable characters. Any time he angrily calls for Mordecai and Rigby or threatens to fire them, it's a sight to behold.
>Somewhat durable head despite being an antique trinket. Rough play applicable.
>Every day for him (most likely) sucks, so
He could try impregnating me
On another note:
On stressful days (let's face it, that's pretty much every day for him), he pulls up his contacts and clucks your name, opening the messaging app. He only needs to send a singular emoji-- a candy. This code is understood only between you and him, meaning that he needs you to come over pronto and let him pound his frustrations out into you. may be one outlet for him to not have another temper break.
>Compared to the RS roster, his height is middling at best.
He's just built to be a switch.
These are all valid points. The anger outbursts can be a turn on in sexual situations. A moody person is always fun to get down and dirty with, their reactions are exaggerated which I'm sure Benson is quite reactive during naughty time.
Follow your dreams
sperm
So gross!!!
his peepee
he has a vegana
bondage prostate_milking
Regular Show was such a risk for a major kids' network. We need that again: RISK.
RigbAIDS
They raped Gene
I think he turns his crank a certain way, so his ding-a-ling scooches on back. Or machine dudes in RS are just born eunuchs that need detachable appendages to reproduce/let off steam. Compared to everyone else on the show, his torso is thin, which leans towards his kind having the most basic set of organs (digestive system present, of course), making little to no space for a metallic or semi-organic latch pleaser, let alone his kind's primary purpose. So, he isn't likely to walk around his place of work with it, like any responsible machine person.
Maybe he keeps it in a pouch that is taped under him. I assume he has a sperm pouch somewhere in him, and when he attaches the dongle, it automatically connects to his egg sac so he can procreate.
Not under (there isn't anything under there when Rigby took pictures of him in the episode where they needed to fix his portrait for the annual Park Manager Hall thing), but he might have to visit a specialized clinician who helps machine people with their fertility ports. He's a fireball, so anyone like him who shares anger issues may have burned through their vigor to the point where they're sterile or close to it.
Oh well in that case, he carries a man purse with his dick in it. And I'm sure his genaralia and breeding parts can handle his extreme heat.
AND FRICK GORILLAS
OI BENSON
Moi bollocks needuh sum goo'ol gumball pollushin' chap
I wonder why nobody has made a humanized fanart version of this scene
I wonder too.
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I love how this entire thread is about gay bdsm
I just wanted to talk about benson...
Go ahead man.
he looks like my dad, that's everything i wanted to say about him
Nice talk, are you also bald?
Why was he even showering at the Park house? Doesn't Benson have an apartment of his own? Did he secretly WANT to flash himself in front of his subordinates?
Maybe he has an exposing kink
Maybe…
Because he's moronic
some people shower at work satan
This. I work at a public center in a small city that includes a gym and shower and some employees lift and shower right after, and some of the lategays who live like five minutes away just shower there before their shift, and some schizoids whether employed or not will do some toothbrushing and make up in a moment too. Workers have their own stashes in the fridge and make full on meals in the kitchen too. Do a lil bit of poster printing, leeching off the TV for some shared Netflix and sleeping too. And you can't forget about the classic shitting on company time. Gotta milk the shekelsteins in anyway possible my kings n' queens.
>exposes himself to employees
>verbally assaults them daily
>pressures them into handling his privates
>watches porn on the public work computer
If The Park had an HR department, Benson would be toast.
Dude, he IS the H.R. department.
I can't believe Mordecai and Rigby canonically spent 10 years under his predatory thumb.
porn on the public work computer
kek, just remembered that scene
Why was Benson whining like a spaz here?
he's such a sub
for Mr. Meallard
stop it, he's only for ME
imagine if his hands were cuffed to the headboard of the bed and he had a line of people who would go into the room and use him up. probably one of his kinks. make him like a filthy used up machine like the ones in a Family Video or Cicis Pizza. And he loves it like the dirty boy he is.
>he had a line of people who would go into the room and use him up. probably one of his kinks.
He had ME go into the room. Benson is a pure and innocent soul.
Benson's a filthy manprostitute. He secretly likes it when he spills his balls in public and wants people to pick them up with him, and secretly, he hopes they'd swallow them.
tell that to
I would love to give him head while he pulls my hair and slams his unhinged door entrance into my face, thrusting harshly to make his balls shoot down my throat
Benson is for me, so he would never be a manprostitute for anyone.
Your poor delusional Benson fan. How else do you think he got the job, let alone keeps it? Maellard requests special favors in exchange of looking past Benson's unstable management of The Park. Anytime an omnipotent demon is summoned and torches the grassy fields? That happens under Benson's supervision. Prepare the pillow, Benson. Get comfortable.
How much cum could he handle? Would there be a port in his body that could contain it (since gumball machines may have needed to adapt to forces above their muscle mass)? How many pints would be required until some loads start piling up in his clear head? Could he filter it, or does he need a loofah to fish it all out?
Depends, one could remove his gumballs to fit more in
Then he would become Cumson and lose his original personality.
Coombrain Benson sounds neat
Of course, he'd only be like that for five minutes since any potential bad end in RS results in a return to the status quo. However, he wouldn't know what a bad end is, only a good one until Skips bursts in to save him and drag him back to his job. Once "revitalized," he's back to his old self, wishing to revert to his more "fluid" state, for it was the first time in ages where he was lavished in every sense of the word. For a moment, he was back there, back to hours of slot-stuffing ecstasy. However, a giant lobster tore a hole into his office wall, forcing him to hide, and no amount of antenna flicking could stave that creature's wrath...
Has anyone seen that drawing where Benson gets gangraped by Gorillaz
I have not. Care to direct us to it?
Search up "fantasydemon benson" and you will find it
>fantasydemon benson
Who the hell finds that hot?
He shouldn't have run up on a sauced-up Anglo-Saxon
>sauced-up Anglo-Saxon
You mean that longhoused cuck?
>You morons get back here and help me pick up my gumballs
What is it about Benson that makes me want to bully him and constrict his arms while I mess with him?
Him being the Beta of the group
Beta Benson
I'm the opposite
I want Mordecai to bully me and Rigby to tease me
Holy shit Benson, what are you doing in this thread
>Biggest part of his body is his head. Easy to knock around.
>Limbs are thinner than Rigby's and look easy to detach.
>He gets fired up over the littlest of things, turning red. If sick, he turns green, making him unable to hide his emotions.
>Gets pushed around by you-know-who-and-who on a constant basis. Barely able to control them let alone the park.
>His very existence is an affront to logic, yet the infinite chaos that is the park (and possibly techno-magic) keeps him trucking on. Could be insult fodder
>Had something going for himself, then a few more things, but screwed it up, making his current position all the more unbearable, practically spiking up his blood pressure.
>Lives in an apartment. Has/had cars blown up or destroyed which is probably why he doesn't have a house.
>Is mogged by a vending machine. They're chill later on but East Pines gets more customers anyways.
>Rattles. Literally rattles like a baby toy.
>Anyone who's able-bodied and has a quarter can easily get some waxy globules of sweetness from his crotch. Or just run him over like
>You morons get back here and help me pick up my gumballs
>Needs refills. Refills can be spiked. Could be stuffed with anything and everything that wouldn't crush his head from the inside out.
>Can't handle his spices. Makes for shoving peppers or spicy wings down his throat funnier.
>Head can be cracked. Any etching of slurs and dongs can be possible with a skilled sculptor.
>Latch is easily movable. Anything can grope or go in there if desired or made to do so.
>Easily knocked over since his head's so heavy.
He might turn into a supernova and obliterate you and your friends afterwards, but hey, at least you had your fun.
He probably gives the best angry sex
How? He's practically a walking toilet paper roll with sticks taped on.
Words go a long way and i'm certain his anger gives him superstrength to frick hard
Since Benson's out of his prime, he would've been a beast to groupies in his band days. Maybe that's why his solo got stolen.
Why does he need them? Are they something he needs to survive?
He needs them to jack off
If they're for reproducing, why do they ignite and spin around when he's really angry? Seems like a DBZ thing also
You mean to tell me that isn't normal for sperm?
Honestly, don't guys' balls bounce in their pants when they're getting loud and ferocious? It is just something that happens.
If he's real pent up, and somewhat had a good day, he runs the risk of impregnating any active appliance i.e. the tv or park computer within close vicinity of his spunk. But he hasn't really had any good days.
He could try impregnating me
On another note:
On stressful days (let's face it, that's pretty much every day for him), he pulls up his contacts and clucks your name, opening the messaging app. He only needs to send a singular emoji-- a candy. This code is understood only between you and him, meaning that he needs you to come over pronto and let him pound his frustrations out into you.
But what if i have an anti-rape device?
There's nothing that implies that it is that
Benson has his designated frickbuddy on speed dial
He doesn't want some floozy to come around and impregnate herself with his seed. Can you imagine if Muscle Man's girlfriend was one of the ones who picked one up and inserted it inside of herself? She would intentionally wring this man dry from child support.
Also don't forget that Muscle Man would completely obliberate him
Muscle Man would kick his ass, but not to the point of nearly killing him. He can live off of the free money. And it's not like Benson got to actually frick his girl. But yeah, Benson might get a few broken bones as a result.
His balls are an extension of himself, possibly a part of his soul. Even if Terror Tales of the Park isn't canon (despite Muscle Man's flashback in Exit 9B), his ghost forms (seen in TTotP 2, the ending of "Unfinished Business" in TTotP 4) shows his balls within him, so if his soul was to be seen outside of the Halloween specials, he'd still have his balls. Maybe an empty gumball machine is more of a husk, drained of their very being, and would need the proper waxy sugariness to re-awaken; or is a homunculus rearing to scarf down the closest active machine person of their contents if prompted.
Regular show more like Reddit show kek
Regular Show more like Extraordinary CHAD
Thanks
I always wondered why a gumball machine? I don't think they ever show other characters like him as normal people.
Quintel was on drugs when he made this show
People liked to make jokes about the Adventure Time writers, but JG has 100% dabbled in the good stuff
why did he put oreos in there
I'm pretty sure Quintel said in an interview after the series was ended/did end that he didn't actually do drugs. I don't have the source.
If he were on drugs while making the show, the show would have never been made. He would never show up on time to the studio, missing deadlines and whatnot. JG is just autistic, no drugs needed.
They'd also find his body near a river
dude, acid
Everyone already knows this, but Benson, Mordecai, and Pops were all characters lifted from his college shorts. Benson and Mordecai being characters from a short about doing acid where he and the voice of benson become mordecai and benson.
Cause it's funny, and Sam Marin's voice wouldn't hit the same if it came from a normal, noticeably out of shape, balding meat-bag in a den of chaos. Had he not been a gumball machine, the show might've not been as successful as it was.
He was conceptualized as Pop's chauffeur who were from a candyland that used lollipops as currency.
I hope Benson does better in next year's Mr. Cinemaphile
He got farther than he did last year, which is pretty decent. Sure, he lost to Skeletor, but at least he got some good art.
Is the artist still here?
What will he do? Let us continue to speculate how his mysterious genitalia works or kill our imagination by showing it?
Tried drawing what I would think, definitely mini gumball done balls for breasts.
>shakes his breasts around like a stripper
>deafens you due to all the gumballs rattling in the domes
Probs he'll frick off like 'frick this shit' or whatever you guys speculate he would do after that. Honestly, I don't have idea to draw the rest, sorry about that
This? Good thing I have this designed when there's uptick of Rigbette in my spare time. I know Benson's kind even the female ones are bald, but I like how this looks
It can be crossdressing, up to you.
MOAR
These pics look so amazing! It makes me wonder if the crown might go to his head and attempt to overrule all of the parks in the city with its newfound power and host.
kinda show accurate concept tbh
That's what I was going for. Realistically, he would look either plain or a bit homely in the show. Maybe his breasts would be a bit smaller... Unless it'd be more comical for someone like him to have larger ones?
Clasps his hands together like how Scrooge McDuck dives into his money pile.
I kinda drew it here
But can draw a more detailed version on my break.
Imagine him having the crown put on him (he ain't gonna put it on, it'll be those slacker's doing) and he gets jumba-wumbas that puts Muscle Man's mom to shame. Like, globes that jingle jangle no matter how he tries to stay still. He'll need to get an ornate staff to keep back any ruffians who want a sample of his ampleness, and carrying out any park orders just has about everyone (except Skips and Pops) ogling him or shying away.
Would make for a funny episode
It'd be even funnier if some alien prince from a planet, far, far away caught sight of Crownson and wanted to marry her. (S)he declines his overt advances, which means "yes" on his planet, but (s)he can't take the crown off since the alien planned to take over Earth before he fell in love with that curvaceous automaton and because Mordo and Rigs glued it on his head.
You know what
Frick you and FRICK THE GORILLAS
with his nimble and brittle limbs, would leaving hickies all over them cause him to faint?
Since his stomach and face appear to be the only parts of his body with malleable tissue, there is a chance that leaving hickies would not be feasible.
I will find a way
What if whispering into his door hole is the equivalent of whispering into an ear? Makes him shudder when you do that to him, especially since it is his sensitive area. Literally filling his head with filthy words.
After Benson fricks your brains out, he leans back in the bed. One arm behind his head while he brings a bubblegum flavored vape to his lips, taking a drag from it. His head fills with pink fog while he appears smug, proud that he pounded you into a complete mess.
Now hear me out…
I forgot that he was even there.
Seems like the writers too
At least they gave him a cute gf.
She looks ugly as shit, tf are you talking about
Death Fisting
its the voice isnt it
Fives was never a problem
The problem was that there was rarely anything really going on with him
He really is a phantom, a spectre
barely a character
Didn't he have a child?
Yeah, he looks kinda weird but i expected him to look shittier
I liked Fives, and despite Celia's design she was actually a pretty cute girlfriend in terms of personality and voice. It helps a lot that the episode where he meets up with her they play with the cliche of them trying and failing to see each other by just having her understand instead of upset/annoyed/bitchy/etc.
I'm glad even though they never fully figured out a way to deal with Fives, he had a girlfriend and a happy ending for himself. He's a cute goofy little fella.
I want to wipe that smug grin off his face
We know Benson. But you can't, and you never will...
Benson doesn't even have a dick, his door's just an oversized vegana
c**tboy Benson? OwO
Your tiny dick won't be able to really pleasure Benson's slot
Ugh, Benson. Dude. We didn't even do anything this time. We just gave out those hats for the birthday party today like you asked.
Where the frick did these come from
Can't find the original upload but someone made this video featuring their design for Rigby wearing the crown that turns you into Peach from Mario.
Pretty sure people call her Ribette. I'm not complaining.
>Benson's face
>https://youtube.com/shorts/acy5Klqk9EI?feature=shared
> https://youtube.com/shorts/Iyw2zrBWI-U?feature=shared
>https://youtube.com/shorts/Znwd2nUCunM?feature=shared
Oh shit no don't make me want to frick 63'd Rigby
What would Benson even look like if he wore the crown? A full-on robo babe? Some rustic madame with brown or pink hair and crow's feet adorning her poofy gown? Would he become human?
Would you suck on her gumballs?
Always
A busty gumball machine
Mario's super crown still going strong on the internet, wow.
The sound he made when his towel fell down kinda turned me on
Screw subtlety, I want to see an edit of a little chode resting inside the spout.
Benson's chode is in the scene, but it's microscopic
Benson i love you
I feel like he would have a wire sac within him that rolls out of his door whenever he becomes aroused, the wires are erect from blood rushing through them. This is also the perfect opportunity for him to attach the wires to the penile piece, which once they are connected, the wires install sensors into the prosthetic so he is able to feel from there.
So far there's:
>A pair of lungs.
>A bizarrely shaped heart.
>Two sacks of balls connected to his cerebral region, "codpiece" with internal wiring on the left. Bladder or sperm sac on the right.
Where is his stomach?
That smallish thing filled halfway with liquid behind his left fallopian tube and ovary/internal nutsack is his stomach
Oh, I think I see it now. It's probably the most elastic part of his body, given that a feast such as pic related wouldn't be a problem.
I tried drawing it in more detail so it makes more sense
Nice work man. I really like how clear it looks. Would his antenna count as an exposed nerve ending or just an extension of his round skull?
Thanks! His antenna is similar to a human ear. That body part may be more sensitive to others of his kind, and some of his species don't get an excited sensation from it being touched and played with. But Benson probably is very weak on his antenna and would nearly jizz himself if someone flicked it.
Another thing, his body produces high amounts of methane like a cow. Which helps ignite any potential explosions. There's 2 small clam things dormant in his stomach that swell up when his blood pressure rises, and once they swell enough, they rub together and cause an ignition.
And like I mentioned in this
His door doubles as an ear. So one ear is on top of his head while another is smack dab in the middle of his lower abdomen. He has a wide range of hearing.
He'd have to avoid crowds were he to be that touch-starved. Hmm, I don't think that I've seen any gumball dudes participate in eating contests in RS. Perhaps all machine people there could just naturally work off their fill if they 're entrenched in some sort of emotional turmoil.
He has a small subsac attached behind the stomach that constantly fills with methane after food is digested. That pouch can be filled for up to a week without him eating. I feel like his species doesn't need much food in order to survive. If he eats, he mainly does so out of sheer enjoyment, as well as boredom on some occasions.
Maybe that's why he is easily angered, he fears anyone accidentally swiping against his antenna and doesn't want to reveal that it makes him turned on. Well, maybe the exhibitionist kink within him secretly wants it to happen.
it's impressive. though as a homestuck fan this is giving me ptsd from people going to great lengths in order to explain genital anatomy and reproduction of trolls.
I don't know anything about that, I just find this sort of thing fun to think about.
Guess the shit I learned in college was useful for something.
He's got some big balls.
Also is Benson walking around naked all the time?
This show's wings looked so good
All of the food looked good.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I could eat that. And I'm a fat frick.
Oh, cheer up now, if Benson can handle two of them, then so can you.
Yeah but can he handle this?
We all know the Death Sandwich needs to be eaten a specific way.
And Benson ate WRONG
How was he supposed to know? The sub came with no warning on its wrapper, nor a Death Kwon Do label. At that point in time, anyone in that kitchen that wasn't Mordecai or Rigby (also Skips since he's near omnipotent) could have been in Benson's position, most likely Muscle Man had he not seen the broadcast. A little tidbit of revenge, and possibly the first time he ever stole their food, nearly cost him his life, while Rigby (maybe Mordecai if pissed off enough) snagged his rightful meals. If anything, it's more of malpractice on Death Kwon Do's part, but the "You can't sue me." document may be iron-clad in that jurisdiction, depending on the judge. Yes, he ate it wrong, a sandwich not his, but at least nothing similar happened with the Ultimeatum, right? ...Right?
It's common sense to not eat someone else's sandwich, they might've as well shat on it and you don't know
Well, Benson still kept Mordecai and Rigby around no matter what they did and is high-strung, so he wouldn't have ascertained the full 'wich anyways. He thought he was giving them their just desserts.
This is Benson's peak moment, you can't convince me otherwise
Instant heart attack
Would.
frick the burger?
Why does not benson remove all the gumballs within himself to save the trouble of dealing with a mess? Is he stupid?
Are you stupid? That shit's probably his life force, or automatically generated in his body
>why don't you just cum a ton so you never feel horny again
Why is Rigbette's ass so fricking fat.
Rigby is an immature, aimless twenty something. He would have a fat ass because of all the junk he eats and how he's not really an active guy. His deformity would probably negect the fatness at least somewhat but I guess the crown gets rid of that.
*negate*
Rigby has fast metabolism
Imagine if the crown got damaged somewhat while he was wearing it and it de-ccentuated his curves, bringing back his one cheek wonder.
This is what I picture every time you guys mention "the crown”
what the frick i just now realized his gumballs are meant to resemble a beard. lol.
I just realized that too after drawing this
Do you have a better idea
Yes. Eat my gumballs, Mordecai
Why don't Mordecai and Rigby just kill Benson? Are they stupid?
You just answered your own question. Plus, they can't just go off and kill the manager without being noticed. Benson's higher position in the park could lead to some bureaucratic demonic force or counsel indebting those two to their whims forever if they took him out somehow, accidental or (un)intentional.
RS threads are always great
They really are. So many memorable moments and such a lovely setting and cast to revisit every once in a while. I hate that Close Enough was edited down and forced into binge dumps. Three whole seasons and I barely remember 20% of what I saw.
I wish I could have gotten into Close Enough. It felt recycled and boring compared to Regular show.
The character designs are boring and less memorable, and I'd rather watch a show about a bunch of friends rather than some weird sitcom-esque thing about a bunch of older married couples with kids.
Character design is important. There's a reason people still quote Muscle Man a decade later.
A lot of times, novelty enhances a show. Everything that happens in RS would be not as funny if they were humans. Also, what you said: if I wanted to watch a sitcom of married people with kids, I would put on Everybody Loves Raymond.
I haven't watched CE yet, but from what clips I have seen, looks like the network was forcing a lot of their input into the writing, like saying, "Hey everyone, remember the guy that made a CHILDRENS CARTOON? He made this and there's ADULT SEX AND CURSING!" At least that's the feeling I got from trailers.
Alex was fun, and the other main three had their moments. The show just lacked anything to make it truly iconic like Regular Show. I think it carried over the "shit goes CRAZY in the climax" format pretty well, but the setting and many of the episode ideas just weren't as broadly relatable as getting burritos or taking on a food challenge or the woes of working a dead end job even with your best friend by your side. They were very standard sitcom ideas that could resonate with only a specific demographic.
Still deserved an Adult Swim run, though. Frick Warner.
Close Enough makes me want to be a married man
… as long as I'm financially stable.
YOUR EYES STARIN INTO MY EYES
WHO AM I BUT A GUY WITH TWO EYES ON THE PRIZE
AND THE SURPRISE IN YOUR EYES IS TEN TIMES
THE SURPRISE IN YOUR EYES AS I KISS YOU GOODNIGHT
YOUR SMILE IS THE FIRE THAT ROCKS MY SOUL
GONNA REMEMBER IT UNTIL I GROW OLD
I wanna shove my Dunwoody up his ass
Where did Benson learn those moves
Why didn't he frick the rock chick?
Space season sucked ass outside of maybe 3 episodes and the Bowie sequence, JG fell off
RS fell off when Quintel stopped snorting coke
Space season was okay but fell for the classic blunder of setting up a big story only to waste almost all its time on unrelated stuff and having to rush to the finish line at the last second.
They had a bigger vision in mind for the season but halfway into production they realized they were cancelled and had to wrap things up. That's why there's talk of
>terraforming planets
>Gene's park also having a dome
>Spark being secretly evil with an underlying conspiracy between the dome guys
etc. and then halfway in they just have to bail on the space tree and do the Pops plot.
Season 8 did have some pretty weak episodes. I watched it as it premiered (man they dumped almost the whole fricking season in just a few weeks, that was awful) and I remember particularly disliking the one with the ear people. Then again, Eileen screeching like a c**t Rigby's catchphrase which made him look far worse to everyone really soured me on it. The rock girl one was pretty dumb too.
It's freshly the twi-light of a breezy December night as Benson stretches his arms up over his head, popping his nonexistent bones back into shape after he has been sitting at his desk for long hours. Tonight, he is alone at the park, begrudgingly giving Mordecai and Rigby much needed time off. If it were completely up to him, he would not reward slackers with time for laziness, but doesn't want to risk a lawsuit. The boys are not here on this bitter night, and are lodging elsewhere-- Benson doesn't care enough to know about the little details.
Just as Benson is turning off all of the lights and locking up the door, a flashing light in the distance sheens over his dome head, grabbing both his attention and curiosity. He sighs and rolls his eyes, thinking whatever it is has something to do with that damn bird and raccoon. He shrugs as he adjusts his light hoodie, stepping off the porch to start his short journey across the grass towards whatever is going on.
As he approaches the top of a small hill, he begins shouting with a hint of annoyance in his voice. He yells, assuming it is the duo of frickups. His words cut off when he notices an unfamiliar figure sitting on the ground, looking around as though they are lost. Now, Benson is feeling uneasy, what if this person is here to cause harm to him? That worry quickly subsides when he remembers that the figure is trespassing. These are closing hours, god damn it!
(cont)
The figure is you. One moment, you were in your room, passed out while George Lopez reruns softly hummed from your TV speakers, but now? You are outside, in the middle of... a park? Is this a dream? Your heart begins to pound as the panic drowns your senses. Oh shit! A booming voice is heard shouting over the hilltop near you. Petrified, you sit in your spot and watch with caution as the voice's body begins to make itself visible-- What the frick, is that a gumball machine man? You are baffled, is this a Mystery Science Theater 3000 dream? No, no wait... You are having a Regular Show dream! That's Benson! You can't help but smile at the subject of what you think is a dream, especially since you just witnessed a drawing of him getting sexually involved with a cartoon band from the Y2K era. You look down at your hands and wiggle your fingers, realizing that you have full control of this dream.
Benson now approaches you, looking irate as he jabs your chest with a finger, telling you to leave or he will contact authorities. You laugh, feeling like you are in some sort of weird Regular Show play. He stares at you for a moment, only to become more mad. You think this is a joke? He has to assert himself to be on the safe side, so he grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you closer to his face, your breath fogging up the glass of his head. He narrows his eyes and just as he's about to go off on you, his antenna catches your eye. Without mych thought, you lift a hand and pinch the ball of the antenna between your index finger and thumb, gently squeezing it. Benson drops you, jumping back as a surprised whimper escapes his mouth. His eyes look off to the side as he attempts to compose himself, the blue hue of his face morphing into a pinkish blush. You certainly know that expression-- Benson enjoyed that. This is your dream after all, right? Might as well have some fun.
(cont.)
You let out a low laugh at how he reacted to your touch, slowly walking towards him. He stutters as he begins to "assert" himself once more, telling you that you shouldn't be so handsy with strangers. Of course, you ignore all of this, cornering him to the point where his back is nearly against a tree (at least his head is against it). His face is still that pinkish color, and you get the feeling that he may very well like this situation. You press one of your forearms flush against his chest area to hold him in place, reaching up once more as you caress the antenna. You allow your fingers to drag up and down the shaft, once in a while squeezing. Benson's breathing has become heavy, faint whimpers escape his mouth as he silently anticipates your next move.
After what has probably been a few minutes of playing with the receptacle on his head, you push down on his shoulders so he can sit on the ground. His body understands without any verbal communication, seating himself as he patiently awaits how you will play with him next. Without missing a beat, you pull off your large tshirt, revealing your naked form to him. His eyes widen and you hear a squeaky sound, kinda like a door opening. You don't think much of it, throwing the shirt to the side as you press your bare chest against his head, going back to the antenna to lick and suck on it. As you roll your tongue over the ball on top, Benson lets out a loud "Frick!", digging his fingers into the ground and pulling the grass out. You hear the strange door sound again, but won't let it distract you. Suckling on the antenna, you moan onto it. This causes Benson to tense up each time you make sounds against it. You mutter filthy thing onto it inbetween the licking and sucking, and the longer you do this, the faster his breathing becomes.
SQUEAK! Okay, so now the sound is bothering you. You pull your mouth away from the dongle, looking for the source. You don't see anything unusual, then turn your attention back to Benson... Oh! There's some moving wires coming out from his hatch, kinda like metallic tentacles. There's also a puddle of what you would assume to be precum. You look at Benson as you wait for an explanation. He groans, bitting his lip as he tells you that he needs his "attachment" but he left it in his residence. You kneel down, straddling his lap as you reach your fingers into the hatch, tugging the wires. His hips(?) slam up against your core/bulge, letting out a desperate moan while grabbing a fistful of soil. Oh, he really liked that. You feel confident that you can get him off without the need of the "attachment".
With one hand, you guide a couple of the wires out as you wrap them around your finger. The other hand, you drag a finger around the opening of his hatch, swiping up the precum. You bring the fluid to your lips and taste it, it has a fruity gummy flavor. You are too busy playing with the couple of wires that you have a hold of to realize that more of the "tentacles" have slithered out, making their way to the hem of your panties/boxers. You feel them slip under the fabric, feeling around your intimate parts as they are looking for your entrance/shaft. Once they find it, they begin to make work on your genitalia, inserting themselves/wrapping themselves. You push your body against Benson's, enjoying the pleasure from his wires. As he realizes that he doesn't need his prosthetic piece to have fun, Benson grabs you and pushes you down on your back, him still inside of you as he is now on his knees, looping his arms under your legs to prop them up so he can easily thrust himself into you.
(cont)
As he fricks you, you feel his wires expanding. His fricking has become more harsh and fast, as though he is going to cum soon. A few deep thrusts later, Benson screams as he slams himself as close to your as he can, and you can feel something round yet small shoot up inside of you. As the small balls fill you up, you begin to cum as well. You both sit in that same position as you ride out your bouts of pleasure, finally coming down to reality once more.
Benson clears his throat, standing up while dusting himself off. He looks down at you and the mess that you both made. His voice becomes stern, telling you to clean up the mess and leave before he calls the cops, then he walks off.
The end
You won.
Everything in existence led up to this moment, and it's perfect.
Sounds good
Aside from Benson who's the hottest character?
My pick's Skips
There is a goat guy, forgot his name, but he's hot.
Thomas, i had forgotten that he was introduced in Exit 5B
Yeah, I haven't watched enough of the later episodes but remember him and he is probably second hottest character. Skips is third hottest, and... Yeah, can't really think of anyone else for a tier list.
You know who else is one of the hottest characters in the show?
Trips confirm. I'd say Techmo's also a good contender, and Saint Nick.
Good pick
I wish I can impregnate Benson..
Even if you could, his body is not made to carry any child to full term. Sure, he could eat a bunch of Wing Kingdom Wings in one sitting (which is about the size of 3-4 babies), but the stress of managing the park + you-know-who's, being weighed down by past events (i.e. losing his drumming career, Dave, saying "banana" and losing his hair on live t.v.), poor coping skills, and becoming a sentient inferno if pushed to his mental limit, he's the worst candidate out of all park employees to get mpreg'd. It won't stop fanfic writers, that's for sure, but in Regular Show, anything can and will happen.
I just want to swoop him off from his miserable life, treat him well, reassures him everything is going to be okay, marry him and put a baby in him so he'd get to have a chance to be a good parent and being the one to birth the child is the greatest strength in mankind to have and I want him to know that
Is that too much to ask?
He is one of the few husbandos who I wouldn't mind a domesticated life with. Maybe in my top 5 for certain. He deserves happiness.
No, he deserves WRATH
I'm not sure if he could survive the process, or if his latch could withstand it but at least that'd be something worthwhile in his life that won't be destroyed on a daily or recurrent basis, like the park or his car.
Imagine he walks out of the hospital and accidentally drops the baby like Muscle Man dropped his tv
Nah he'd be wheeled out. He literally has no hips, and just carrying the baby to term would already be incredibly arduous on his body. Say, would female gumball machines have tiny ports on their chests for breastfeeding or do machine people rely on formula as newborns?
The nurse would accidentally throw him down a staircase and he'd get run over by a truck
There's some dude making mpreg art of Benson
Yes, I know.
That unicorn scene would be really awkward
this is actually cute
Is it hot?
I mean, I'm not really into mpreg so it does nothing for myself. Just cute to see him happy and showing care for his growing offspring.
His growing offspring is Muscle Man's btw.
Do you think he recycles his dispensed gumballs by dropping them into a dixie cup of orange fanta and drinks it?
his cum works like orbeez, same viscosity when enlarged. His dissolves though
Wait a moment, are the gumballs from the Regular Show universe made from the cum of sentient gumball machines?
FRICK SKIPS AND FRICK GORILLAS
>unidentified shadow rapist
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benson you bawd
Oh no, in what activity have Mordecai and Rigby partaked on
They were making eggnog, but Rigby forgot to close the lid on the blender.
oh no bro…
He needs that extra paycheck, you know
I love you Cinemaphile never change
Frick off. You shouldn't frick with the lore of a cartoon show when you write your porn. It's like sandy vacuuming up normal cars on the surface. Why wouldn't she be underwater sucking up boats? Fricking moronic. Benson's gumballs are cum, and his crank is his balls. No metal tentacle bullshit. End of story.
Why are red angry characters the best?
You bring up a great point. I now have noticed that my top husband's have a prominent use of red in their color scheme, as well as a sort of temper to accompany it. I think also imagining making them crumble under your touch and becoming desperate and needy is sexy to imagine. Huh, I guess red hothead characters are inherently hot.
I would say that I would think Benson finger banging would be hot, but his hands are very small. If he fisted, that would just be the equivalent of shoving two fingers in there. Unless he wore something like Hulk Hand gloves. But that's okay, he doesn't need big hands. He could raise his knee up against your crotch area and make you grind yourself against his skinny thigh until you succumb to your pleasure.
He's good with machine girls (as seen with that DVD girl whose back buttons he tapped in one of the later seasons), so he's more compatible with gals of the mechanical variety.
Oh I nearly forgot about that. He probably knows how to properly squeeze and pinch a nipple then. He could at least play with a female's clitoral area real well.
Well, what if he shoved 2 fists?
Don't open unless you want to cum uncontrollably
Frick you man, i had just taken a shower
i want benson to frick me raw on top of a table while mordecai and rigby has to clean up the mess after that.
They would just summon a demon and destroy the park
Remember that episode where Rigby stole Benson's luck? Funny shit
How would his dick look like
>How would his dick look like
I like to believe it's the flap
Alright, sketched it out in better detail. I may have forgotten something, but this is the jist of it. Also, his balls are internal organs, not necessary to be exposed.
Another drawing of his molting stage.
He looks like a Whoville resident encased in one of those Body Snatcher pods. At least he's at peace for those few days.
Those frickers are gonna frick something up, he ain't gonna be at peace
Rigby is gonna find a wired hanger on the ground and poke the protective sheath of the egg, puncturing it. Then a vacuum effect would happen, sucking both Mordecai and Rigby into the cocoon. It's pretty much like that episode of Spongebob where Sandy's hibernating while Spongebob and Patrick completely frick shit up in her dome.
Now now, he's made from metal, somewhat. Surely, his egg would have more resistance and not succumb to a measly microcosm of Earth's innermost metals forged and bent for the sole of being shut away in slightly less obscured room-fillers.
Autocorrect is a b***h
>Cartilage
I messed up that post incredibly, missed some things in there. Trying again. Benson IS an invertebrate, the closest things to internal bones that he has is the cartilage in his arms, fingers and legs (this is why he is noodly there, not as many limits to bending as if he had fixated bones and joints). His body is but a mere exoskeleton, as well as his head. His nervous system is practically invisible in his head, due to many years of evolution. It would be a design fault for a predator back a billion years ago to be able to spot his arteries, that's an easy kill. Also, the blood, nerves and veins have a translucent appearance due to all of them being held within a sac in his head, the sac has a reflective effect to it. Also, the blood is kept airtight so has not oxidized to gain color. Benson could wear clothes if he wanted to, nothing is stopping him. But he isn't naked.
Frick meant to reply to
So, he's like a pincer-less, non-greedy Mr. Krabs, but he doesn't need to grow out of his shell every now and then. Or won't sell your soul for 62 cents.
Yeah, he only molts 3-4 times maximum in his lifespan. The shell of his adulthood lasts the longest, which also happens to be the strongest one.
Go buy some WD-40 and oil him up
So, if he were to molt (naturally or by magical forces), would he look like a pink version of Rigby when he lost his body but on stilt-like appendages, or just have a slightly denatured hue and need to reside in some incubation chamber so he won't fall to whatever Mordo and Rigs summon by accident?
He would be a dull, washed out colbalt blue color. He most likely forms a forcefield sort of shell like how the Chaos in Sonic do when they're going through metamorphosis. And... I would say his molting stage would take up to 36 hours, so his heart rate steadily slows down the week before a session, that way it is easier for him to slumber through the entire process. He also lacks an appetite the week before, so his body can be as empty as possible while the change happens. He has enough vitamins and minerals stored within his body to sustain him through his fasting.
>But he isn't naked.
I wish he was, and oily.
Do you think Mordo and Rigs ever had sex with Benson?
Probably not. They wouldn't want to mess with their boss like that, nor could they handle his torso pressing down on their soft bodies.
They're weak shit
They're built for correction
Even at his age, Benson would wreck those two in bed.
Never forget
How mad was him when this happened?
>"MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THOSE CONDOMS WERE FOR WHEN MR. MAELLARD SHOVES HIS FAT wiener INSIDE MY ASS, NOW GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS AND BUY ME NEW ONES!"
Is this the comic with homophobic Benson or am i misremembering?
No, it's this one.
Never gets old
Lmao how have I never seen this? I read it in their voices and everything
Holy frick sauce??
kino
Looking at this gave me lead poisoning
Muscle Man looks like he has weed poisoning
The frick is this tentacle bull shit? Just stick your dick in Benson's slot you tumblr lite cowards
>start fricking Benson's slot
>the door closes
It's optional to frick Benson in his gummy pussy, anon needs not to worry. Unhinge his door so you don't get chafed.
>Before you muster the urge to scream, your ding-aling feels a pressure that trumps any blood pressure tube.
>You then feel your member arise, almost as if his insides are prehensile, anticipating any trouser pleaser at any moment. Many a tiny sphere met it, rubbing and tugging, drenching it to a point where the slot seeped with driblets similar to cheap lip gloss.
>Sweat adorns your red-hot cheeks, your quivering brows. Surely you could slip out, but its consistency began to shift towards the likes of super glue. Vice-grip established; he met your gaze with a shimmery smirk.
>Sure, you could pull back, but then you'd lose your special cavern explorer. Even caught by one or more concerned lookie-loos. Who were you to best him on his turf?
>"Thinking of getting off now? Oh, sweetie; this ride has only started to begin."
>It wasn't a matter of how you'd get out anymore, now it's but a battle of who'd last the longest. Sure, you're spry, quick-witted, and spunky, but you lack... "experience."
>Maybe you should've went to that Fist Pump concert...
Should i rewatch The Christmas Special?
Definitely. It's a very creative premise for a Christmas special.
>Season 4 started in 2012
Since when did CN start making seasons so quick?
Wasn't this nominated for an emmy once?
It was. You wanna know the only episode that actually WON an Emmy?
Really? That sounds excellent
>one of the few episodes solely written & storyboarded by the main man himself
JG is a beast
Btw, it was RS's second Emmy nomination
Was RS popular outside of the US?
I can't say for sure, but it def never reached the same heights of global popularity that Adventure Time or even Gumball did. Still not bad for a 2010s cartoon tho. The Park gang is still iconic here in the States.
Yeah, but at least there's some great non-western arts of them out there, we just need to search it deeper unfortunately.
It was very popular in Latin America, every time I see a clip of RS it’s always in Spanish or Portuguese dub. The same can be said about AT.
Regular show had the biggest downfall compare to AT & Tawog too
R63 rigby hits different
Nah, she'd be just as weak
Were they… you know…
Eh, maybe just close enough
Have they shown signs of being gay in the show or are you just a yurigay?
Just rewatched S1 and damn, they still aged really well, though i don't remember the episodes being so short.
They already nailed the concept within the first couple of episodes, sucks that Muscle Man doesn't show up.
Also i remembered Rage Against the TV being from that season, turns out it was from the second instead.
EEEEVERYONE'S WATCHING
TO SEE WHAAAT YOU WILL DOOO
>these edibles ain't shit
why isn't rigby naked
Crown magic.
He is in the massive amount of porn that was made due to this clip.
In the youtube video, it's suggested that he strips naked and starts twerking, since we can hear zippers and fabric shifting, and then the clapping of those juicy cheeks.
Would that technically make Rigby gay?
I don't think so because he was technically a girl at the time. Not like tyranny shit where he's pretending to be a girl, but legitimately and magically transformed into a girl by the bowsette crown.
But he's still mentally a guy, but i don't know if the crown rewires his brain or something
Given that he was slacking off instead of doing princess things, the crown only changed his form, not his head.
I don't think Rigby is the kind of guy who would get naked and twerk for Benson, so I'm willing to bet the crown did something to his head as well. On a somewhat unrelated note, a lot of art and stories featuring bowsette have her start chasing after Mario instead of Peach, so even granted that it's not canon, it doesn't seem to be outside of the norm for wearers of the crown to swap sexualities along with their bodies.
>I don't think Rigby is the kind of guy who would get naked and twerk for Benson
He's a homosexual, of course he would.
What did Rigby do?
all day, every day
What happened to Benson?
He got shoved down the toilet so hard that his head shattered on impact. Or the wizard reduced him to his primary components, making it easier to throttle him down and leave his glass dome scuttling down his ceramic tomb (after presumably stealing his soul since that's a wizard thing).
No, he got raped in tha shower
She's got some nice gumballs
would
Imagine her speaking and it's still their boss's original voice.
had to fix her and give her a neck, it was bothering me
Would Mordecai and Rigby still slack off after this?
would you be able to look away while she's jumping up and down
slack off minus the sl and plus a j
You know they would.
honestly this design
looked better to me
Is that the same image?
Why did you repost it and link back to it? Thanks, though. I can try drawing a better one in a bit, since that one was quickly sketched on my phone. And that anon's Benson is more suited as the Peach crown design, which seems like what they were going for. I was just drawing a more generalized R63 Benson, then remembered the subject matter and jolted down the crown last second.
A few more sketches
hot
One more. Rule 63 Benson sometimes goes in the bathroom to secretly try on wigs. She secretly wishes to have actual hair or some shit. But the wigs never stay on, due to her orbish head.
Magnifico...
how are the gumballs staying in that position
The gumballs in her face is a poor design. It represents a beard in the show.
The crown turned him trans, not into a woman.
the rest of the family has the same design
>pass me the salt
BENSON YOU'RE FIRED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He got AIDS from Muscle Man
It'd be the funniest shit ever if some generic anime girl (possibly a smug side character lathered with the usual teenage gripes) found a magical transformation device or it was bestowed upon her by some being from the greater beyond. However, that device is fueled by her latent emotions, so when she decides to turn it on, she gets the powers/cute outfit/"glow-up" so defeat a villain/doomsday device/unhinged creature, but at the cost of turning into a middle-aged gumball machine, in a tutu no less through a Precure-esque fuddy duddy transformation sequence (painlessness entirely depending on purity, which she has little to begin with). Sure, she'll at least save the day, but it's not the pressure of becoming a bastion for her home world that come to her when she sees that device. It's, in her mind, becoming an abomination to do so. And she'd have to do it every day...
I can fix him.
How? He's completely fricked.
All you need is a wrench and Phillips screwdriver
Don't forget the WD-40.
Is Season 8 as bad as people say?
I thought it somewhat boring but i found Season 6 worse
What was the deal with this crossover? Did jg approve?
Since when does Benson get b***hes?
It's been confirmed in the Dumptown episode that he got at least 5 girlfriends (the 1st starting in high school), but whatever happened offscreen led to him not keeping them. Also, those aren't his balls.
como tan muchacho
yo lo veo a utede muy bien
que tal pal de chicle?
>Hey Benson, we just fricked Mr. Maellard and gave him AIDS, now you have AIDS too, haha what a homosexual
Stop posting these.
Wasn't there an official comic where Rigby thinks he got cucked by Don?
I can't find it but i remember seeing a few pages
what was he cooking
The Backwards Pelvis Thrust of Death
Well this thread certainly got out of hand. I just wanted to say I've always liked how Mitch looks in this shot. It's such a particular angle and expression
Nice double dubs and trips. I like how smug Rigby looks right here before Mordecai makes him look like a total loser.
LOOK AT THOSE MAGUMBOS
The the best burger in the world, the replacement interns, and rigby training episode is him at his worst. I wish pops did remind him he’s still the boss of him more sometimes
Also
and the one where Mordecai kills him over getting teased about Margaret after he messed with the clocks.
I meant bensons worst episodes but yeah rigby is a dick in a few episodes. The time episode mordo was kind of justified cause rigby was being mean and taking Margaret
>Killing his friend
>"kind of justified"
Come on now.
Would the show be better if it was an adult swim show? Some of it works cause it’s suprising what it got on a supposed kids show sometimes
I think it would, with not many changes done with the original source. They could at least have more freedom for more adult subjects manners.
Regular Show being an unconventional kids' show was always half the appeal for me.
I feel it'll suffer from a lesser version of what happened with Adult Party Cartoon. I think the fact the writers had to write around the censors and make it fit for a kid's show was what helped them push towards quality.
>this entire thread
is there any cartoon character Cinemaphile WON'T frick?
This is what keeps Cinemaphile thriving
I have seen worse
Are you new to the internet as a whole? Every character that has ever existed has at least one person lusting after them.
Yknow it took me over a decade to realize the gumballs were his “beard”.
Eileen saying your wiener is so much bigger than Rigby's while you brutally matting press her
Have a good night dudes. Don't forget to check for fleas.