>Odo is space Hitler >Quark is a dirty hippie >O'Brien is a basement dweller >Barclay is a janny >Q is a glowBlack person >Troi is a Russian scientist >EMH is a politician >T'Misc is a dumb prostitute with fake breasts
>we will never have good quality versions of the early seasons
is the blurays not good?
In another stargate thread I saw someone asking for the source of the GOOLD meme shot. I just went through all on SG1 and it's from S04E03 @ 20min into the episode. Hammond is actually saying "Dismissed". Here is the shot in 1080p from the Bluray version for your meming pleasure SG-1 chads
I watched a few episodes of this back in the day
Am I remembering it right that there's an alien race who are parasites that get implanted into people's bellybuttons (like that scene in The Matrix)? And they built the pyramids?
They live inside human heads normally. They also genetically engineered an iffshir of humans to have a pouch to carry their young in. But basically yes.
They get implanted in the stomach in species known as Jaffa as infants until they reach maturity. When they actually possess a human they enter through the neck and entangle themselves around the spine
/ourguy/ Zipacna killed 99% of them. Frankly any so-called clandestine organization which stays in one massive base again and again instead of adopting a dispersed cell structure deserves to be wiped out.
Now that Atlantis is on Earth, I'd like to see what an human designed Stargate would look like. Probably something with Apple aesthetics like the Tolan gate.
They need to park it on the Moon & use it as SG Command. We really don't need something that important a galaxy away, just send an Asgard upgraded carrier to Pegasus
>transported to forrest world >local tribe hate everyone except for smart man >smart man help them with problem >mission accomplished without a single p90 fired
What else am I missing here?
brother watched this all the time and one thing that always struck me was when they'd go to an apparently super-civilised planet .. yet everyone nonetheless lived in a rural setting and dressed like peasants lol
if they needed to do something 'futuristic' they'd just pull out a weapon from behind their back like in a cartoon
I can't believe the shit people used to make for gmod/source.
The Stargate stuff was good. I think there was even an entire sourcemod for stargate back in the day.
Zoomies really missed out on peak soul.
>that atlantis episode where they went to gm_construct and got trolled by a mingebag and mckay was the only one who knew how to use ULX ban
good times
I can't believe the shit people used to make for gmod/source.
The Stargate stuff was good. I think there was even an entire sourcemod for stargate back in the day.
Zoomies really missed out on peak soul.
I loved playing Stargate TC for CS 1.6 back in the day.
>Sally Malcolm has written two books, A Matter of Honor and The Cost of Honor, that feature an effort by SG-1 to save SG-10 from the black hole using a ship and stolen Anti-gravity shield five years later. They succeed in rescuing all but one of SG-10 who is incinerated by the heat from Vorash's sun before they can escape.
to add the books published by Fandemonium are canon
https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Fandemonium#Stargate_SG-1
>comfy stargate thread where sophisticated anons discuss their favourite scifi show >gay trek, battlestar whatever, and farshite ghouls crawl out of their dirty hovels and start yodeling their nonsensical opinions in said thread
why does this always happen?
I saw in theaters with my dad and I vividly recall us agreeing afterward that the movie would absolutely get a sequel. Sad it never did. Great premise. Same damn thing with the TV show too, 1 season and poof it's gone.
yeah my grandpa didn't annihilate multiple islands of butterheads for that flag so some washed up harlot can drape it around herself like she's the belle of the ball. disgusting.
Yeah, it's mentioned in a small piece of dialogue by Jack in S05E17 when conferring with the Asgard council regarding the naquadah asteroid sent by Anubis:
"Yeah, now see that's going to be a problem, seeing as how they've been wiped out by the Goa'uld!" (speaking about the Tollan)
I just want to say to any of the marketers/shills for any upcoming new series that my boy Lorne should be the one in charge of SGC, like he was in The Last Man.
I don't really like jack o neill. hes kinda an ass with his sarcasm. I don't like his replacement colonel mitchell either no personality, other than army man.
weird question, but would our modern day laser weapons penetrate Goa'uld shields ? they deliver it through light only so i would think only a cloak would work against it ,but what do you think ?
It was better when it was about solving out-of-this world problems using good old-fashioned military tactics instead of "find the Ancient macguffin to defeat the bad guy"
Survive as an early industrial civilization by adopting a covert militarized society living in underground cities and using the stargate to establish outposts all over the galaxy while you plan the destruction of the alien super race forcing you to hide.
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
It was very unrealistic how diplomacy broke down between the Genii and Earth, considering they're both humans fighting the same alien enemy.
McKay dabbed on them with nuke knowledge & theyve been seething ever since. I mean, what do you expect when O'Brain is their leader & Sloth's brother is their biggest badass?
GOOLD?
DRONES?
Based gooldposter
Based Goold poster
GOOLD.
look at that cute face
BREEDERS?
Odo?
>Odo is space Hitler
>Quark is a dirty hippie
>O'Brien is a basement dweller
>Barclay is a janny
>Q is a glowBlack person
>Troi is a Russian scientist
>EMH is a politician
>T'Misc is a dumb prostitute with fake breasts
>T'Misc is a dumb prostitute with fake breasts
Kek
René Auberjonois and Armin Shimerman were both on SG1?
Armin Shimerman was a Nox
René Auberjonois was a Clone Nazi Leader
In another stargate thread I saw someone asking for the source of the GOOLD meme shot. I just went through all on SG1 and it's from S04E03 @ 20min into the episode. Hammond is actually saying "Dismissed". Here is the shot in 1080p from the Bluray version for your meming pleasure SG-1 chads
Doing God's work son
Blessed Goold poster.
indeed
>another stargate thread, another good day
Outta my way Tollan fricking shits
Tollans were based except for gigac**t and her accomplices.
tfw never get to snuggle with Carter in bed
The constant spam has ruined them.
They were better when they were made by actual anons and not marketer scum.
If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
Meaningless jibber jabber
Though a candle burns in my house, there is nobody home.
>that filename
>steals away his son
>taunts him on his deathbed that he'll never see him again
Daniel is a chad
OH NONONOOO DANIELBROS...
I watched a few episodes of this back in the day
Am I remembering it right that there's an alien race who are parasites that get implanted into people's bellybuttons (like that scene in The Matrix)? And they built the pyramids?
They live inside human heads normally. They also genetically engineered an iffshir of humans to have a pouch to carry their young in. But basically yes.
They get implanted in the stomach in species known as Jaffa as infants until they reach maturity. When they actually possess a human they enter through the neck and entangle themselves around the spine
that black guy looks like the average enjoyer
Can someone post the meme about Daniel?
i got you senpai
IS THAT THE Arkenstone?
what the frick happened to the Tokra after Baal, are they just chilling in the desert or what?
I hope they're all fricking mutilated and tortured by some low-level go'auld shit who wants revenge. Fricking hated these guys so much it's unreal
/ourguy/ Zipacna killed 99% of them. Frankly any so-called clandestine organization which stays in one massive base again and again instead of adopting a dispersed cell structure deserves to be wiped out.
musk should have stuck to acting
This. They were mostly all wiped out and they deserved it
greetings from abydos
>nose... drips!
Watch the spiritual sequel it's even more soul
and that is?
'spiritual successor' is a tad vague anon, I don't have your encyclopedic knowledge
>'spiritual successor' is a tad vague anon, I don't have your encyclopedic knowledge
Ok metroonyon
He's referring to Supernatural
How is Supernatural like Stargate?
>it’s a sam and dean vs goold fricking shits episode
>SAMantha Carter
>Richard DEAN Anderson
my god
They are both soft disclosure.
It's not unless you have schizoaffective brainvision
I've never once heard this comparison made. also it started when two Gates were on the air, that's not quite a successor
JAFFA FRICKING SHITS
When I grow up I will marry my cute wife Reese.
shes on the Flash now
old lady
Cyborgs don't age moron. I'm not going to marry some actress. I will marry Reese.
oh. Reese dead. she got roboshot and ripperino'd
Your father made you wrong
>racism outside of /b/
>and Michael Shanks as Daniel Cuckson
post yfw you realise the meal was cooked long ago
who the frick cooks with a candle
shit aint right
imagine a new stargate series with unlimited budget
I just want closure from the cancelled ones...
>i want my kino ruined
hard nope
where's the racist odo planet
i put a lot of effort into that collage you know
I stole your work and photoshopped more gates into it and there's nothing you could've done to stop me
>yo you best be trippin if you think you're coming anywhere near me with that dusty ass snake
gib choco gf
Now that Atlantis is on Earth, I'd like to see what an human designed Stargate would look like. Probably something with Apple aesthetics like the Tolan gate.
>Now that Atlantis is on Earth
its back in the Pegasus galaxy. did not stay on earth long it went back in the books
>the books
The books are not canon, neither is the animated series for that matter.
>The books are not canon
they are mgm said so themselves
https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Fandemonium#Stargate_SG-1
MGM can suck my half-ascended wiener. Only the television series are canon.
Not all of them. Leave that Catherine bullshit out. Only series that had Carter should be canon
Holy shit, I forgot that dumpster fire even existed.
To reiterate, the only canon stargate is:
Stargate SG-1
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate Universe
Stargate: The Ark of Truth
Stargate: Continuum
Notice how Carter is in all of those? Its the Carter Canon that matters.
Stargate dream threesome is Carter & the Firefly girl. Rodney is such a lucky fricker
The only canon is my wives
They need to park it on the Moon & use it as SG Command. We really don't need something that important a galaxy away, just send an Asgard upgraded carrier to Pegasus
>unlimited budget
>zero creativity
No thanks.
But anon, Lockheed-Martin already exists.
post your favorite stargate rack
why yes that's my favourite subject, how did you know?
why would they wear panties?
Nirrti had a solid set
dem tanlines
milky white milkers
had good ideas/concepts but was always just going to play 'mcgyver in space' second fiddle while star trek controlled 90s space kino
>transported to forrest world
>local tribe hate everyone except for smart man
>smart man help them with problem
>mission accomplished without a single p90 fired
What else am I missing here?
the many times they fired a p90
shit going down at the base
shit going down up in space
Stargate has a lot of variety
brother watched this all the time and one thing that always struck me was when they'd go to an apparently super-civilised planet .. yet everyone nonetheless lived in a rural setting and dressed like peasants lol
if they needed to do something 'futuristic' they'd just pull out a weapon from behind their back like in a cartoon
You forgot the part where Teal'C converts an avocado into a zero point energy powered cruise missile that casually murders a homie in broad daylight
Bow before your God, Anubis.
>that atlantis episode where they went to gm_construct and got trolled by a mingebag and mckay was the only one who knew how to use ULX ban
I can't believe the shit people used to make for gmod/source.
The Stargate stuff was good. I think there was even an entire sourcemod for stargate back in the day.
Zoomies really missed out on peak soul.
SGU reboot when?
never, hopefully
Watch Farscape or Babylon 5 instead. There;s no ''soul'' in repeated Canadian forests.
Shit Trek and stargape hagve nothing on the real heavy hitters of TV scifi.
Both are pure sovl
>the real heavy hitters of TV scifi
Yes, hello.
>heavy hitters
That was the gayest fricking salute ever. Thank you I never want to watch that shit now.
That was the point of that episode. He was a mess
good times
I loved playing Stargate TC for CS 1.6 back in the day.
I think there was also a stargate map for natural selection
Do you seriously think this is comparable to Farscape? or crichton?
based
Envision the aroma
Farscape is a redditized version of Lexx, which is maximum sovl
You're not worth a (you) but you'll get it anyways. lexx sucks, don't compare it to farscape.
now that earth has access to time tech they can go and save these guys
they did in one of those novels apparently ,not sure they are canon though
>Sally Malcolm has written two books, A Matter of Honor and The Cost of Honor, that feature an effort by SG-1 to save SG-10 from the black hole using a ship and stolen Anti-gravity shield five years later. They succeed in rescuing all but one of SG-10 who is incinerated by the heat from Vorash's sun before they can escape.
to add the books published by Fandemonium are canon
https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Fandemonium#Stargate_SG-1
>comfy stargate thread where sophisticated anons discuss their favourite scifi show
>gay trek, battlestar whatever, and farshite ghouls crawl out of their dirty hovels and start yodeling their nonsensical opinions in said thread
why does this always happen?
I like those shows more BUT, nothing beats Stargate's comfy
Stargate & Farscape are kino. Frick the rest i dont give a shit
Jaffa tongue my Chappa'ai
Based goatseposter
Bros, I just watched Kolya die in a Lucius episode. They did Kolya so dirty.
Pic related is my 90s Sci-Fi team up idea.
>Lost in Space
Extremely based
Thanks. Really underrated movie.
I saw in theaters with my dad and I vividly recall us agreeing afterward that the movie would absolutely get a sequel. Sad it never did. Great premise. Same damn thing with the TV show too, 1 season and poof it's gone.
> You will never watch Amanda Tapping eat out Jeri Ryan.
Why live?
yeah my grandpa didn't annihilate multiple islands of butterheads for that flag so some washed up harlot can drape it around herself like she's the belle of the ball. disgusting.
Cope
She's not even American
She makes fun of Canadians on the show, which was always good for a sensible chuckle.
Your grandpa nailed south asian hookers when he could & jerked it to pinups wrapped in the flag when he couldn't. He would be ashamed of you anon
seething.
the movie Stuck (2002 film) has a good scean of her fricking
is that 6 of 9?
Who's that in top right?
Joey from Friends in Lost in Space
Matt LeBlanc in Lost in Space
lunch time - stargate time
that's a man
>we will never have good quality versions of the early seasons
Jonathan Glassner was the SOUL of comfygate, all the problems started creeping in after he left
I always noticed the show changed in season 4, now I know why. Thanks anon.
personally i think season 4 is the best one ,don't think i would hype up Glassner that much
The later Stargate seasons all have different flavors of comfy to me.
1-3 felt like a gradient of comfy.
i kind of enjoy them all really ,not all equally great ,but i'd take the worst stargate over most tv shows today
Never said I didn’t enjoy them. Although seasons 9 and 10 were definitely the worst.
yeah , agreed
is the blurays not good?
I've been watching the bluray rips for my latest rewatch, and they're okay. Not amazing by any means, but definitely an improvement over the dvd rips.
Example screenshot
The company that did the remaster fricked up the early seasons. They thought that it was a good idea to remove the grain so now everything look soft.
We need a Destiny sun-dive webm
FTL without hyperspace. How did these ancient frickers do it?
watching S5E22 -Revelations
its an Osiris-chan episode :3
McKay is our guy
this episode was great
too much tech babble and lore mumbo jumbo.
cool crossover but literally makes no damn sense if you're showcasing it to casual viewers
I'd say that's why it's great. Unapologetic fan service is the best fan service.
agreed
I forgot about the giant stargate
Shit was sick
Falls off when Teal'c grows his hair out.
What about the beard?
It's ight.
>The Coolest Teal'c
didn't you used to be more gold colored?
Did all the Tolan get wiped out? It always seemed like a weird loose end that never got finished
Carter's Tollan simp was supposed to come back as a Goa'uld but that would mean he would have to develop a personality so they stuck him as Weir's ex
>that would mean he would have to develop a personality
Yeah, it's mentioned in a small piece of dialogue by Jack in S05E17 when conferring with the Asgard council regarding the naquadah asteroid sent by Anubis:
"Yeah, now see that's going to be a problem, seeing as how they've been wiped out by the Goa'uld!" (speaking about the Tollan)
Non-canon RPG had some survivors on an off-world colony rebuilding their society (yet again).
Lucius haven't even unlocked Gold Dragons yet
<3
hey don't post my wife
She can't be yours as she is mine.
Prime MILF material now
Too bad about the tattoo.
>enuff half baked scifi shows
>welcome to the true king
tfw no shipboard AI gf
>It's a Shanks guest stars on another show to look for a new wife episode
Based K sorbs
and just because my reproductive organs are on the inside
One of the best "eternally screaming" scene ever
SG1 anons I need your help. Does anyone recall a SG1 mod made for Dawn of War 1? What was it called?
Hammond, of Texas
Alchemist , baker , superhero, is there anything he can't do?
Honestly he should be the leader of SG-1 in the new show.
Don't forget he started the Stargate program in the first place
he truly is capable of anything
She is very talented
for some reason i hear opera music when i see her
Masters of Horror
I want to watch one episode that shows why Stargate is so great, which episode? All series allowed
"Window of Opportunity" season 4 episode 6 SG-1
good choice
Heroes, both parts i don't care about the rules
I just want to say to any of the marketers/shills for any upcoming new series that my boy Lorne should be the one in charge of SGC, like he was in The Last Man.
That is all.
General O'Neill needs to be running it & by General O'Neill i mean Samantha O'Neill.
Lorne should definitely be the guy in Hammond's place though.
I don't really like jack o neill. hes kinda an ass with his sarcasm. I don't like his replacement colonel mitchell either no personality, other than army man.
O'Neill > Sheppard > Mitchell >>>>>>>>>> Scott
O'Neill>Mitchell of the all female team>Shepard>>>
the Cuck
That's okay because Jackson is the only character that matters.
>TFW you meet your gatefu
What is this?
from some Canadian web show i think
I love stargate
BUILT BY ANCIENTS SO LONG AGO
THE STARGATE LAY 'TILL WE BROK THE CODE
NOW IT TAKES US THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
ON OUR MISSION TO GET BACK TO EARTH
weird question, but would our modern day laser weapons penetrate Goa'uld shields ? they deliver it through light only so i would think only a cloak would work against it ,but what do you think ?
It was better when it was about solving out-of-this world problems using good old-fashioned military tactics instead of "find the Ancient macguffin to defeat the bad guy"
Survive as an early industrial civilization by adopting a covert militarized society living in underground cities and using the stargate to establish outposts all over the galaxy while you plan the destruction of the alien super race forcing you to hide.
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
It was very unrealistic how diplomacy broke down between the Genii and Earth, considering they're both humans fighting the same alien enemy.
McKay dabbed on them with nuke knowledge & theyve been seething ever since. I mean, what do you expect when O'Brain is their leader & Sloth's brother is their biggest badass?