I can't wait for his review of the Marvels
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THE MESSAGE
"THE MESSAGE"
i don't like his stuff. it's not funny or creative. he also is shifting away from nerdrotic who is becoming more based every episode because he's a fenceshitter that rejects the objective truth and tries to make excuses for the israelite.
az recently let slip an oy vey so i'm fully on board now. he's one of us. you can tell whos based because they don't drink, it's too dangerous.
Who’s az
based bald, bold bong who took a massive shit on starflop. you know him as "that raging pronounce guy"
Oh God, that annoying Oompa Loompa? Pass.
The king of Cinemaphile
I believe the most repilled out there are despot of antrim, who basically names ~~*them*~~ in some video and of course voxis productions that lurks here and simply doesnt give a frick.
Voxis is also funny as frick, I wish he did more stuff
Hi Paul! How's the ass cancer?
He’s dealing with cancer, if I remember correctly.
despot ls fricking amazing. has more talent in his freshly dropped nugget than drinker. witty and fricking hilariuis, all things drinker lacks. if i didn't know better i'd say drinker is a fricking controled op fed.
Despot is actually funny.
>he also is shifting away from nerdrotic
that's literally a him problem
but I'm guessing that he's simply trying to hedge his bets
youtub WILL cancel and delete everything in a israeliteyork minute,
once the anti-semite banhammer gets evoked
Name my band
The Real BBC - Bagging, Boarding & Chatting.
The Negas of Eternity
They look like they order a meatlovers. And stuff each other.
Love your shit Gary, name them for me or make Chrissie do it, she is down i'm sure.
>az
He is based. His reviews of Robyn Hood have been funny.
Yes. Nerdrotic is unironically based and the King of Chuds.
I wish him every success, genuinely.
I don’t care if az is based or not he needs to calm down and turn down the gain on his microphone. homie is insufferable to listen to
TF you talking about,
he's calm AF now that he lost 80pounds of b***h fat
I really hope you get run over by a truck.
Don't you have Palestinian children to be bombing?
>oh no muh brown chilled
>
My pics aren’t displaying on my phone, so I’m assuming this is Drinker. My suspicion is he’s looking to pivot as he gains following. Ten years from now he’ll be shilling like Angry Joe.
well his best buddy mauler is friends with destiny. you wiill ever see them hanging out with nick fuentes
>he's a fenceshitter that rejects the objective truth
Didn't Drinker have an actual Director on his show for an interview, and Drinker gave him a bunch of softball questions and just sucked him off? From what I hear (I didn't watch it) Drinker didn't actually confront the director on anything important or ask about the "message". What a coward.
He does that shit all the time and is a fence sitting pussy. He's the Sargon of Akkad or Tim Pool of movie reviews.
He was always plain white bread and yet he has more subs than Gary who actually puts effort in. It just shows that the average viewer wants plain average slop.
I can't wait for you to shut the frick up
Why do you let idiots on YouTube decide what you’re allowed to like or think?
Why do you let idiots on Cinemaphile decide what you’re allowed to like or think?
zoomers are incapable of individual thought, why do you think they freaked out so much over youtube banning adblock?
wtf does that have to do with clicking purge cache on an adblocker? WTF does individual thoughts have to do with an adblocker? Are adblockers some lemming hivemind thing I missed because I thought it was a simple way to avoid ads?
> HAHA BEING DRUNK AND MISERABLE IS LE CONTENT
This and
>Le quirky and self aware “so THAT happened”
Shit drives me nuts
based. an actually good crit
He's not afraid to give a positive review to something that includes gays or nogs if it's a good story and doesn't try to pander, which is more than I can say for the likes of Nerdrotic or AZ. Yeah his toilet humour is cringe but as a critic he has definitely has integrity and nuanced opinions.
why is Cinemaphile sucking this guy's wiener so hard?
you gay bro?
Frick are you on about? Everyone saw through this guys charade
>charade
What charade?
Is he actually no alcoholic?
After reading the thread? Clearly not.
is that AJ?
If you already know what he's going to say (which you do, that's why you're excited)
then you have better things to do with your time
The movie is shit but what's the point? I respect him for deviating sometimes, tho his opinions are still film school tier
Guess which male YouTuber I’m in love with for extra Cinemaphile gold.
The Little Platoon?
Ahh the old, bitter chud review genre, my favorite
This guy aint no chud like me, he only pretends to be one for views, book sales and patreon gibs. You are falling for a character, and appear to be rather upset over it.
the inflection at the end of all of his sentences makes me want to drive sharp objects into my ears
at this point an ai could generate any of his reviews, he is that predictable.
>States the obvious about mediocre movies
>Gets millions of views from incels just because he doesn't like le woke
You have no right to complain about zoomers, reddit and slop if you watch this guy.
Why didn't you do the same and get millions of views? are you stupid?
>Gets millions of views from incels just because he doesn't like le woke
Yet he gushed over the gay romance TLOU episode
When did people calling out womeness in films and games start becoming cringe?
Definitely after COVID hit.
When it became another way to syphon money and time from dumb rubes.
When it became obvious that it's all grift.
>people find it more entertaining to watch people regurgitate culture war talking points on youtube
>then people wonder why culture is bad
>Why form my own opinions when I can get some grifting E-Celeb to do it for me
He liked it
guy is friend with MauLer who tries to deplatform smaller youtubers for simply not liking the same stuff as he dose. MauLer is also friends with Rags, who is a furry pedo that grooms children on his private discord.
these are our supposes media coinsures of youtube.
Mauler is a disgusting pretentious piece of shit. Drinker used to be funnier but is eady to see he got a big head when he got famous.
Most of the people around them are also pieces of shit anf the whole 6h review for 2h of content is fricking shit. If you look so close you can shit on anything, is stupid, it loses perspectve on the whole thing.
I'd say reaper and despot are the best ones, and midnight's edge is interesting to know the political situation of holiwood.
Best one is voxis by far, but iirc the guy is quite sick and demonetized on top of that so he makes a video every year.
>it loses perspectve on the whole thing.
>there is clearly a shit on my plate, but the vegetables and oyster balsamic sauce really changed my perspective on this meal nomnomnom
Are you stupid or just pretending
>yeah, is stupid how orson welles is pretending to look 60 yo
>the trashing scene is so silly, lets expend the next 40 min tearing appart
And so on..
Orson Welles was a homosexual and you are fart sniffing about something that qualifies as entertainment instead of art.
If you weren't entertained by citizen kane you must be a fricking braindead zoomer
I refuse to watch any movies made before 2005
Yeah, I've watched Mauler's 5 hour review of Dr Strange 2 and despite him complaining I found the movie pretty fun going solely by the clips of the movie he included in the video. Wtf was his problem?
>tries to deplatform smaller youtubers
Imagine being this much of a whiny little victim lmao.
>you suck balls
>REEEEEE I AM BEING DEPLATFORMED
Shut up mauler you ginger fat piece of shit.
>make hours long hit piece video
>tell your fans to mass-flag the channel
if that's not deplatforming, i dont know what is.
>tell your fans to mass-flag the channel
Proofs?
Is there a more insufferable Youtuber critic than him? It's clear he does this for the money and attention.
The Quartering and it's not even close
>Jeremy “Anthony Padilla (I don’t even know who that is)” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “Please Fugg Me Candace Owens” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “What’s Goin On Guys, Jeremy Here From TheQuartering” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “If It’s Woke It’s Bad” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “If It’s Bad It’s Woke” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “has 4 TB of Brie Larson images on his harddrive to jack off to” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “Wife Never Touches Me So I Have to Touch It Myself to Brie Larson and Candace Owens” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “Peepees On The Floor Because I Suck At Fall Guys” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “Has A Secret Fetish For Toe Fungus” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “AHH PLEASE IM SORRY YOU ARE A REAL WOMEN STOP PUNCHING ME” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy "I quit, oh no wait Elon bought Twitter? I'm back” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “potties are for woke pussies” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy "I secretly have a crush on Count Dankula's wife" Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy "I am an insufferable fatass" Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy "KEK what an insufferable fatass" Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “Jeremy Hambly” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
>Jeremy “Just Frick My Shit Up” Hambly
KEK what an insufferable fatass
As opposed to doing it for what? The glory of the Klingon Empire? Frick off.
This dude is such a pseud he had to backtrack like 10x already when he realized his audience liked a supposedly "woke" movie lmfao
for me it's Yellowflash
Because I care about not being called a contrarian homosexual online, here's my recomendation against the drinker:
For once you have an esayist that talks about shit other than the current year slop.
If he doesn't like modern movies, why does he watch them?
It's likely just going to be the same standard talking points as every other shit marvel movie, with the same standard disclaimers to cover his ass from being arrested by the draconian British police.
hi jordan.
why was this video made?
because the ~~*commies*~~ are loosing their culture war
and this israelite needs to pretend he's on our side
I'm politically right. Am I wrong for thinking, increasingly, that Shapiro is a fake conservative who now only operates to do stupid things to make the right look stupid and give the left things to clown them for?
>trash Barbie then it makes a shit-ton
>make a Bluey ripoff (sad because from what I hear Bluey's one of the only pieces of non-pozzed media out there)
Gay-coded video
>Yes, Ben, milking Abi is essential for the plotline....
it'll be exactly the fricking same as every other video he makes
>THE MESSAGE
>fart noises
>tyrion puking
>go away now
Oh boy! I can't wait to see the same two or three maymay video clips (like that grey Hitler-looking guy laughing while some dork is looking) over and over again!
Long format reviewers be like
Nerdrotic/Az/YelloFlash > Everyone else
>Nerdrotic/Az/YelloFlash
the holy trio of chudnerds. I mean this unironically.
I'm a chud, and I can even admit that there's only so much I can take of these guys.
you don't have to watch every vid they put out. problem solved
>I'm a chud
doubt
yer just another currentday dull troony
>strong female... bad!
female... bad!
exactly. glad you are catching on to what we chuds been trying to tell you.
yes, your kind
quite
>Ass Soaker
>Blacked Widow
>well-written
Women unironically only exist to suck dick
IT'S DEFINITELY SHITE
>narrates the entire plot with heckin accent and says ice cold take parroted by redditors
>GO AWEIGH NAO
He always irritates me that he stole his video sign off ("go away now") from Charlie Brooker
Out of all the recent ‘anti-woke’ grifttubers who only focus on lost cause major franchises because they’re only really in it for the views, I like the little platoon. He’s a poof himself but has little time for the modern day pandering his ilk get in the media and recognizes it isn’t conducive to good entertainment or made in any sort of good faith.
His videos are generally overly long but given decent effort in terms of his assessment of the plot and themes to the point where it doesn’t just feel like a cash-grab but an actual attempt to put out a legitimate opinion piece.
Drinker just feels like he’s gotten burnt out of this gimmick and is going through the motions most of the time.
I saw Little Platoon shill a wooden tube in one of his videos. Shit was embarrassing.
I saw your mom sucking off a shill for the Marvels tickets. Shit was experienced.
>Not ‘shit was SO cash’
You had one job.
>the little platoon
>Oh, I'm such a gay boy - look at how gay I am
>Even non-Black folk can shit talk Black Panther
If you he really thought that he wouldn't have to keep bringing up his homosexualry as if that afforded him any extra weight to what he says.
>Cinemaphile - Television & Film
not
>/yt/ - YouTube & Youtuber
dumbass.
/yt/ should actually exist, not fricking /vt/, why is Chinese Moot like this?
Gay men > women. Simple as.
Nasty. Get some taste.
Why did Shad become so insufferable?
Senpai Matt "Context" Easton no longer notices him.
>Matt "Context" Easton
Oh yeah, it's the wanker who had a meltdown over muh hate speech and intolerance.
How the frick do these homosexuals ever get interested in history? It has to melt their pink hat wearing brains.
He always was.
>invite a libtard wienersucker on your podcast
>he inevitably ends up sperging out and throwing his clothes out
Me too, like I can't even imagine what he'll say. The review is going to be nothing like his others.
Who? Adam Jensen?
> it was bad
> you can go now
When did it all start to become a grift? How can you tell?
I hate millenials so much it's unreal
The haters are pathetic. Completely fricking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so moronic and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fricking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just frick off you fricking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fricking great. if anyone fricked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. frick this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
>Brie Larson
>smart and successful
>Jack Daniels
Is he in highschool or something?
Drinker wants to frick this guy and you can't convince me otherwise.
isnt he dead