>plane crashes >immediately start scavenging and surviving >get off island >deliver package >get stuck at a crossroads
what did the movie mean by this?
I know what you mean. I think every guy at some point has had some variation of that fantasy. One of my first experiences with hentai was a doujin about a guy getting stuck on a deserted island with his mom and impregnating her. I personally had the "abducted by aliens and forced to mate with a hot chick" fantasy before I found out that was an actual plot point in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.
>didn't open the fedex parcels out of some weird misguided principle
What if one of them was a satellite phone with batteries? He would have been so steamed
>plane crashes >immediately start scavenging and surviving >get off island >deliver package >get stuck at a crossroads
what did the movie mean by this?
Movie is entirely kneecapped bullshit because it was funded by FedEx and the entire thing was a lie of a commercial about FedEx employees never tampering with and always delivering your package even at the risk of literally dying stranded on an island. It belongs in a 30 second ad, plane goes down, FedEx employee stranded on island with packages, next shot a white woman opens her door and the stranded starving man has her package for her. But nooooo it’s the all American Tom Hanks everybody a big round of applause for the purple promise everyone wooo
Everybody understands the character wants to live, stupid, we’re making fun of how much a b***h his wife seems. How fricking vindictive and dull do you have to be to think everybody here thinks he only lived so he could have sex
Vindictive perfectly applies here, convincing himself nobody here gets the movie out of some spiteful sense everyone’s stupid, you are really bad with language and vocabulary
Is Hatchet the most based book, compared to that drivel Into the Wild? >Into the Wild >seething rich punk rubs around the woods getting hurt and denying all learning and help, b***hing about society the whole time, until he eventually dies trying to hang out in a blizzard like it was his living room >Hatchet >young man is stranded and survives by staying in one area and carefully building shelter, hunting, cultivating what he can. Handles this struggle calmly and internally. Returns to society with a massive respect and appreciation for supply lines, shelter and food availability. Looks back fondly on the experience and how it changed him for the better
It’s night and day
>finding Hunt a complete wreck thinking he died
That's like, 1/500 women who would still be hung up on a presumed dead husband years later. Most move on. That's why the few who don't get a statue.
I know a woman in her late 50s who is still in love with her dead high school boyfriend. He passed away at 19 and she never got over it. She did eventually marry another guy and have a kid but they divorced and she still talks about the one she was meant to be with and has this palpable sadness in her eyes, like it wasn't supposed to be this way.
Sometimes you never get over someone.
>finding Hunt a complete wreck thinking he died
That's like, 1/500 women who would still be hung up on a presumed dead husband years later. Most move on. That's why the few who don't get a statue.
Wish I had a Victorian widow wife that was obsessed with me her entire life after I tragically died young. I guess the male version is having a cute girl childhood friend that dies of some illness while young so she remains young and innocent in your mind forever.
>Be stranded on a desert island >When you come home, you find out your new football team's been to the Super Bowl already >They lost, and haven't been back since
Dude just couldn't catch a break.
Final play of the Super Bowl, Tennessee Titans are down by a touchdown, 10 yards out of the goal line, and end up short of scoring by 1 yard, and they lose the game
In fairness she had every reason to believe he was dead and she's clearly broken up over it. He was gone for a full five years and her childbearing years aren't going to last forever, moving on was reasonable
>plane crashes
>immediately start scavenging and surviving
>get off island
>deliver package
>get stuck at a crossroads
what did the movie mean by this?
It's a real head scratcher. Why do they have to be so subtle?
The whole stranded on a island thing would be nice if you had a cute gf with you.
The toothache ordeal would still be an ordeal. But it's alright cuz a cute girl is with you.
>cute girl is with you
Confirmed for a dumbfrick virgin.
Look you can imagine a massive bbc in your fantasy, that’s fine. ITS 2023 SO BE OUT AND PROUD! BE FIERCE! BE STUNNING AND BRAVE! YOU GO GIRRRRRLL!!!!
Sounds nice until you realize she can't shave.
homosexual
I used to fantasize about being stuck on an island with my stepsister
I know what you mean. I think every guy at some point has had some variation of that fantasy. One of my first experiences with hentai was a doujin about a guy getting stuck on a deserted island with his mom and impregnating her. I personally had the "abducted by aliens and forced to mate with a hot chick" fantasy before I found out that was an actual plot point in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.
Watch Blue Lagoon.
Cute girls are helpless. They're not the people you'd want in a survival situation
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God I hate women.
Can’t live with them, can’t chain them barefoot to a stove
not with that attitude
Tom Hanks? More like No, thanks.
>Guys back the FRICK off. Knocking over my wife!? On the way to the adrenochrome clinic!?
>fiance dies in a plane crash
>married with kids 3 years later
A certified woman moment.
God was saving him from an unhappy marriage with an aging helen hunt, now he gets to go frick the spicy redhead and live the rural ranch life.
>didn't open the fedex parcels out of some weird misguided principle
What if one of them was a satellite phone with batteries? He would have been so steamed
Movie is entirely kneecapped bullshit because it was funded by FedEx and the entire thing was a lie of a commercial about FedEx employees never tampering with and always delivering your package even at the risk of literally dying stranded on an island. It belongs in a 30 second ad, plane goes down, FedEx employee stranded on island with packages, next shot a white woman opens her door and the stranded starving man has her package for her. But nooooo it’s the all American Tom Hanks everybody a big round of applause for the purple promise everyone wooo
What if the package has a deus ex machina that helps him get off the island
>my loving fiancée
kuck'd
>writes final message on a rock outside with chalk
Absolutely filtered. Purpose drove him back, not “love”
Purpose to deliver fricking FedEx.
Youll grow up one day. He had the choice to day on that island or survive. He would not go gently into the good night
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Everybody understands the character wants to live, stupid, we’re making fun of how much a b***h his wife seems. How fricking vindictive and dull do you have to be to think everybody here thinks he only lived so he could have sex
The troll is being sincere in a troll thread, over the heads like a see-saw, you pajeets suck at chans.
>vindictive
What is with throwing extra words into a post that don’t fit the theme of said post in attempt to be more insulting?
Vindictive perfectly applies here, convincing himself nobody here gets the movie out of some spiteful sense everyone’s stupid, you are really bad with language and vocabulary
I really want to get stranded on a deserted island but I want one in the Pacific Northwest. No homosexual desert islands for me.
Is Hatchet the most based book, compared to that drivel Into the Wild?
>Into the Wild
>seething rich punk rubs around the woods getting hurt and denying all learning and help, b***hing about society the whole time, until he eventually dies trying to hang out in a blizzard like it was his living room
>Hatchet
>young man is stranded and survives by staying in one area and carefully building shelter, hunting, cultivating what he can. Handles this struggle calmly and internally. Returns to society with a massive respect and appreciation for supply lines, shelter and food availability. Looks back fondly on the experience and how it changed him for the better
It’s night and day
You're right, Hatchet is absolutely based. Probably excluded from reading lists these days because it has too much independent drive and will.
>doesn't disclose his mother's cheating
Should have been eaten by wolves.
this book was based but some of the sequels really went off the rails
It should have been about him coming back and finding Hunt a complete wreck thinking he died and he brings her back to normalcy. Or something.
>finding Hunt a complete wreck thinking he died
That's like, 1/500 women who would still be hung up on a presumed dead husband years later. Most move on. That's why the few who don't get a statue.
I know a woman in her late 50s who is still in love with her dead high school boyfriend. He passed away at 19 and she never got over it. She did eventually marry another guy and have a kid but they divorced and she still talks about the one she was meant to be with and has this palpable sadness in her eyes, like it wasn't supposed to be this way.
Sometimes you never get over someone.
Would have been the case if he came back quicker
Wish I had a Victorian widow wife that was obsessed with me her entire life after I tragically died young. I guess the male version is having a cute girl childhood friend that dies of some illness while young so she remains young and innocent in your mind forever.
>Be stranded on a desert island
>When you come home, you find out your new football team's been to the Super Bowl already
>They lost, and haven't been back since
Dude just couldn't catch a break.
one of the most heartbreaking images in sports
explain it to the folks at home that don't know sports
Final play of the Super Bowl, Tennessee Titans are down by a touchdown, 10 yards out of the goal line, and end up short of scoring by 1 yard, and they lose the game
Kill. Your. Self.
In fairness she had every reason to believe he was dead and she's clearly broken up over it. He was gone for a full five years and her childbearing years aren't going to last forever, moving on was reasonable
Cast Away was peak comfy.
I mean it was something like 3 years. She has every reason to believe that he was dead.
>she was bouncing rawdog on some guy’s wiener whilst Tom cuck sat in a cave staring at her picture
What a horrifying movie