>I check.

>I check.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit poker face, you'd think actors would be better at that sort of thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It reminds me of Ben [Affleck] in Jersey Girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That face is the least cringe thing he did during this hand.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actors get multiple takes to do one shitty scene. They aren't the real talent in Hollywood anyways, it's directors, producers and editors.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the right move. But the "hollywooding" he did at the turn is unbelievable considering he is a professional actor and then to top it off checking at the river is indefensible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an idiot at poker but isn't the problem with checking here that there's already $12K In the pot? So bluffing would be stupid since everyone's already committed. You're better off just raising and hopefully getting more money

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no reason to just check with a full house (three of a kind and a pair), only a 4 of a kind, a straight flush (5 sequential cards of the same symbol) and a royal flush (4 face cards and a 10 of the same symbol) beat it, so there's no reason not to be aggressive with such a powerful hand.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you clearly don't play poker at all

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Combos containing 10s are fairly commonly played. There are 10s on the flop. Raising the flop is basically saying "i have a ten at least". No one can beat that. No one would have bet with him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checking on the flop and turn is a fine move in this case, but not making any move whatsoever on the river like he did is moronic. Then again the result probably would've been the same given how terrible his acting was.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking sick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just now noticed that even if it was the only other 9 in the deck, the 9 of hearts, pair of queens guy would have won with a flush. That's some seriously bullshit luck.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's xcom baby

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres a single card out of the entire deck that would save his opponent, that card happened to be drawn and he ran off in a rage so fast that by the time the camera cut back it appears as though he had been banished.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wowza bobowza, a full FRICKING HOUSE!
    >*ahem*, excuse me. I check.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he starts raising, he might scare everyone into folding. there is already a pair of 10s on flop, so for him to be raising, let's them all know he is either bluffing or has a 10. He is playing smart

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the right move as long as you don't tell the entire table and their extended family that you just flopped the nuts.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Talks about Erik Seidel in Rounders
    >Ends up playing with him in the WSOP

    KINO

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"all in"

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have shoved, then cashed out. HAHA what a b***h!

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mat damonn

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >full house
    >opponents have nothing.
    It sucks but it happens.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jaw drops to floor
    >eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest
    >awooga awooga sound effect
    >pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out
    >slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware
    >whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head
    >pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth
    >wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair
    I check.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "i am not costello's rat"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That whole image
      Which episode of Kaiji is that?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's two types of poker players in this world...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy...JASON-SAMA...I FRICKING KNEEL!!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are some good baby noises

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based as frick if even remotely true

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the whole incident is right here dude

        holy...JASON-SAMA...I FRICKING KNEEL!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based as frick if even remotely true

      the whole incident is right here dude [...]

      holy...JASON-SAMA...I FRICKING KNEEL!!!!

      >she didn't say "go to hell"
      still cool though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy...JASON-SAMA...I FRICKING KNEEL!!!!

      I spent years thinking this story was fake. My life has not been the same after seeing it with my own eyes,

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the bank robbery scene in "now you see me" work? actually

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW?!?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was never gonna get any action on this hand

    now if someone had pocket 6s then that would be a different story

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I homophobic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robust

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goes all in
    >wins
    "That was a bad play son"

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Min raise is the right move on every single flop. The other players will never know what you have. Prove me wrong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just go all in every chance I get. I've never won a game but I also never need to play for long and I make the night more memorable. Which is all I'm looking for since poker sucks and is gay and I'm just there to drink the hosts beer and ogle his wife.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Min raise is the same a check and also a strong indicator that the player has no clue what he is doing. You dont want your opponents to know that.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the right play here? Betting the flop, hoping that the other players will think they can use the pocket pair bluff?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      check, hope someone catches something they can bet on on the turn or river. on the river make whatever size bet/raise you think someone will call

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    come someone please give me a QRD of this poker game with Matt? Why is it a meme? What did he do wrong?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The meme is that he played a super strong band incredibly badly despite his "L337" acting skills. The reality is that all of his opponents had no hands and would have folded to anything from anyone.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    check is unironically the correct play

    If he bets out, he's announcing to the table that he has a big hand and they all instafold.

    He's hoping someone else got a piece of the board and will bet and he can then check-raise

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this meme only works if youve seen the video showing his bad acting

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