i can imagine getting paid obscene amounts of money and not giving a single shit, whats sad are the people who got paid shit and thought they'd made it, because they were working in Hollywood and next all they need are a few right moves to get their screenplay made into a movie
TFA was not garbage, b***h and whine and moan about retreading/rebooting all you want, it was a fine movie that set up a trilogy
Then Rian Johnson comes in and shits ALL over it
TROS was doomed, regardless of who directed it or stupid mcguffin bullshit
people tend to have a reaction to watching people not only frick up once, but three times in a row, progressively harder each time. and that's just the meta-frickups. each meta-frickup contains countless individual frickups that, apparently, no one had the good sense to say "maybe this is a mistake"
>apparently, no one had the good sense to say "maybe this is a mistake"
fricking moron
no employee working on any of these movies for disney signing their paychecks is going to say 'this is a mistake' after the mouse spends four fricking billion dollars on it
jesus fricking christ, are you people all fricking brain dead?
disney has made $5,000,000,000 off of star wars so far
it's impossible for it to not make money
mistakes do not need to be questioned when the money hose is turned on
this is basic capitalism 101
you realize jj abrams and kathleen kennedy are among that set of employees you've alluded to?
so you're saying the people with the most creative control over what to do with a multi-billion dollar franchise had to stop themselves from pointing out their mistakes because too much money was on the line?
TROS is such an obvious walkback from the middle one that people smell blood in the water and no one will do anything to defend it. Disney should have stuck to saying anyone that didn't like it was a fricking chud bigot and stayed the Rian course, they have the cultural dominion to pull it off.
They didn't need a knife in the movie at all. The very first place that makes sense to check for hidden artifacts on the Death Star is the throne room, and it's not like it was hidden once they got there either.
The dagger shit was stupid. You know what was even stupider? Needing some secret sith holocron to navigate through the deady nebula, but then an entire rebel fleet someone comes right in after without the special holocron.
If the Death Star bits were on the Ewok moon, the bits were much smaller, and like embedded in a hard to reach island instead of in the ocean where they might drift, it would have been somewhat less moronic. And if Rey had to be standing at a specific landmark rather than just anywhere on the shoreline.
TLJ was the worst thing ive ever seen. Was 9 really worse? The first few minutes of the film looked like a fricking spoof but it made me chuckle. *cackles in palpatine*
9 takes the nonsensicalness in TFA of Han and Finn at Maz's castle seeing Hosnian system blow up in the sky, in daytime, as it happens, and 1000x-ing it.
Imagine working on this movie
i can imagine getting paid obscene amounts of money and not giving a single shit, whats sad are the people who got paid shit and thought they'd made it, because they were working in Hollywood and next all they need are a few right moves to get their screenplay made into a movie
Is this movie funnier than the Prequels? It's somehow more moronic.
Prequels were slow moronation, this is ADD fast moronation.
>I could deal with everything else
Really? You could deal with the non stop nonsensical bullshit?
Do we know who made this fricking dagger? It is a lot of bullshit to go through.
Can’t they just put the address on an r2d2 zip disk or something?
I don't know why everyone gets so mad as TROS. Yeah, it's garbage, but TFA and TLJ were also garbage, so what were you expecting?
TFA was not garbage, b***h and whine and moan about retreading/rebooting all you want, it was a fine movie that set up a trilogy
Then Rian Johnson comes in and shits ALL over it
TROS was doomed, regardless of who directed it or stupid mcguffin bullshit
I thought TFA was a new Star Trek movie. Only when I saw a lightsaber did it click
people tend to have a reaction to watching people not only frick up once, but three times in a row, progressively harder each time. and that's just the meta-frickups. each meta-frickup contains countless individual frickups that, apparently, no one had the good sense to say "maybe this is a mistake"
>apparently, no one had the good sense to say "maybe this is a mistake"
fricking moron
no employee working on any of these movies for disney signing their paychecks is going to say 'this is a mistake' after the mouse spends four fricking billion dollars on it
jesus fricking christ, are you people all fricking brain dead?
you realize jj abrams and kathleen kennedy are among that set of employees you've alluded to?
>dude no one is going to question anything because there's too much money involved
that seems to be the point when it would make the most sense to question obvious mistakes
disney has made $5,000,000,000 off of star wars so far
it's impossible for it to not make money
mistakes do not need to be questioned when the money hose is turned on
this is basic capitalism 101
yeah? and?
>disney has made
gross revenue. they're still at a net loss.
so you're saying the people with the most creative control over what to do with a multi-billion dollar franchise had to stop themselves from pointing out their mistakes because too much money was on the line?
They did and their opinion was cancelled straight away because mouse reserves the right to free speech
TROS is such an obvious walkback from the middle one that people smell blood in the water and no one will do anything to defend it. Disney should have stuck to saying anyone that didn't like it was a fricking chud bigot and stayed the Rian course, they have the cultural dominion to pull it off.
The knife could've had some hologram or technology inside of it I'll never understand why they went with the least logical option
They didn't need a knife in the movie at all. The very first place that makes sense to check for hidden artifacts on the Death Star is the throne room, and it's not like it was hidden once they got there either.
The dagger shit was stupid. You know what was even stupider? Needing some secret sith holocron to navigate through the deady nebula, but then an entire rebel fleet someone comes right in after without the special holocron.
Following Rey's every move through a space-maze wasn't that dumb, but having THOUSANDS of fricking ships doing it was.
If the Death Star bits were on the Ewok moon, the bits were much smaller, and like embedded in a hard to reach island instead of in the ocean where they might drift, it would have been somewhat less moronic. And if Rey had to be standing at a specific landmark rather than just anywhere on the shoreline.
TLJ was the worst thing ive ever seen. Was 9 really worse? The first few minutes of the film looked like a fricking spoof but it made me chuckle. *cackles in palpatine*
9 is much much worse
Doesn't even fulfil the basic requirements of bring a movie
Made me feel nothing but pity for everyone involved
9 takes the nonsensicalness in TFA of Han and Finn at Maz's castle seeing Hosnian system blow up in the sky, in daytime, as it happens, and 1000x-ing it.
It was trying to be like the Staff of Ra in the Map Room leads to the Well off Souls, but they forgot to have it make sense.
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So basically the blade goes in her hoo-hoo and that weird prong goes in her butthole, right?
nah, those are supposed to be clit-ticklers
Oh yeah you’re right
>killed my love of movies.
So you were fine watching this excrement in movie form... until that point. Interesting.
>watching after TLJ