I could deal with everything else. But this stupid goonies fetch quest bullshit killed my love of movies.

I could deal with everything else. But this stupid goonies fetch quest bullshit killed my love of movies.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine working on this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can imagine getting paid obscene amounts of money and not giving a single shit, whats sad are the people who got paid shit and thought they'd made it, because they were working in Hollywood and next all they need are a few right moves to get their screenplay made into a movie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie funnier than the Prequels? It's somehow more moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prequels were slow moronation, this is ADD fast moronation.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I could deal with everything else
    Really? You could deal with the non stop nonsensical bullshit?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know who made this fricking dagger? It is a lot of bullshit to go through.

    Can’t they just put the address on an r2d2 zip disk or something?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why everyone gets so mad as TROS. Yeah, it's garbage, but TFA and TLJ were also garbage, so what were you expecting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TFA was not garbage, b***h and whine and moan about retreading/rebooting all you want, it was a fine movie that set up a trilogy
      Then Rian Johnson comes in and shits ALL over it
      TROS was doomed, regardless of who directed it or stupid mcguffin bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought TFA was a new Star Trek movie. Only when I saw a lightsaber did it click

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people tend to have a reaction to watching people not only frick up once, but three times in a row, progressively harder each time. and that's just the meta-frickups. each meta-frickup contains countless individual frickups that, apparently, no one had the good sense to say "maybe this is a mistake"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >apparently, no one had the good sense to say "maybe this is a mistake"
        fricking moron
        no employee working on any of these movies for disney signing their paychecks is going to say 'this is a mistake' after the mouse spends four fricking billion dollars on it
        jesus fricking christ, are you people all fricking brain dead?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you realize jj abrams and kathleen kennedy are among that set of employees you've alluded to?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dude no one is going to question anything because there's too much money involved

          that seems to be the point when it would make the most sense to question obvious mistakes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            disney has made $5,000,000,000 off of star wars so far
            it's impossible for it to not make money
            mistakes do not need to be questioned when the money hose is turned on
            this is basic capitalism 101

            you realize jj abrams and kathleen kennedy are among that set of employees you've alluded to?

            yeah? and?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >disney has made
              gross revenue. they're still at a net loss.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so you're saying the people with the most creative control over what to do with a multi-billion dollar franchise had to stop themselves from pointing out their mistakes because too much money was on the line?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They did and their opinion was cancelled straight away because mouse reserves the right to free speech

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TROS is such an obvious walkback from the middle one that people smell blood in the water and no one will do anything to defend it. Disney should have stuck to saying anyone that didn't like it was a fricking chud bigot and stayed the Rian course, they have the cultural dominion to pull it off.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The knife could've had some hologram or technology inside of it I'll never understand why they went with the least logical option

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't need a knife in the movie at all. The very first place that makes sense to check for hidden artifacts on the Death Star is the throne room, and it's not like it was hidden once they got there either.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dagger shit was stupid. You know what was even stupider? Needing some secret sith holocron to navigate through the deady nebula, but then an entire rebel fleet someone comes right in after without the special holocron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Following Rey's every move through a space-maze wasn't that dumb, but having THOUSANDS of fricking ships doing it was.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the Death Star bits were on the Ewok moon, the bits were much smaller, and like embedded in a hard to reach island instead of in the ocean where they might drift, it would have been somewhat less moronic. And if Rey had to be standing at a specific landmark rather than just anywhere on the shoreline.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TLJ was the worst thing ive ever seen. Was 9 really worse? The first few minutes of the film looked like a fricking spoof but it made me chuckle. *cackles in palpatine*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      9 is much much worse
      Doesn't even fulfil the basic requirements of bring a movie
      Made me feel nothing but pity for everyone involved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      9 takes the nonsensicalness in TFA of Han and Finn at Maz's castle seeing Hosnian system blow up in the sky, in daytime, as it happens, and 1000x-ing it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was trying to be like the Staff of Ra in the Map Room leads to the Well off Souls, but they forgot to have it make sense.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this little homie like you wouldn’t believe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top zoz

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So basically the blade goes in her hoo-hoo and that weird prong goes in her butthole, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, those are supposed to be clit-ticklers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah you’re right

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >killed my love of movies.
    So you were fine watching this excrement in movie form... until that point. Interesting.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching after TLJ

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