I couldn't understand the plot of this movie

I couldn't understand the plot of this movie

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    time is a circle

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just pulp fiction but in london and also funnier

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews dealing diamonds

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretentious movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you know what that means chum

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go to London. Also Tommy best-boy.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the music and sound effects so cringe and badly done

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The israelite always gets it in the end.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the deal with the gypsy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't like her son fighting or mordering done around their campsite

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt didn't make any sense

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never drive in cars with swords, or toss dairy products out the window of moving vehicles. that was my take-away, also if you want sausages grilled proper, be patient

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never even said who Snatch was. Was it Brad Pitt? Stupid fricking movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was your mom's dirty snatch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ackshully it's the dog

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie has the worst dialog and writting

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all bets are off
    what did she imply by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that you are a fricking Black person

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can any one explain the plot to me like im 5?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      an unloicensed boxer gambles on himself whilst pretending to be a gypo with moody gold

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie pro israeli?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. The only surviving israelite in the film watched his tribe buddy die by being impaled by a blade and didn't give a shit so long as he got the diamond at the end. He also needed the assistance of a goy pretending to be israeli for business reasons at the end.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The plot made no sense

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fantastic movie but the statham character was cringe poorly written and poorly acted sticks out like a sore thumb amongst the rest of the cast all of his banter with tommy falls flat
    denis farina and alan ford steal the show but the rest of the performances are also hilarious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is by far the best acting Statham has done

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was pretty good in the meg

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Ritchiekino?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      snatch is slightly better than lock stock most of his other movies are pure shit the sherlock films were pretty fun for what they were

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb movie

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brad Pitt is a badass and will kick the shit out of you
    What's not to get?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who were those guys sitting in their vans in the middle of the woods

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ones who got shot up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pikers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who? Why did they get shot up?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          my mistake. the guys in the vans are the guys sent by the boss waiting outside the piker's camp waiting for the order to massacre them if the piker in the ring doesn't follow the plan.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh thank you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              )

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc(if i recall correctly) they were there to put out the flames of their children's beds, volunteer firemen i think

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ya like dags, Cinemaphile?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    genuine ludokino

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most quotable movie ever made
    Every fricking line

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mumbles: the movie

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't understand? It's your classic man-in-a-hole arc. Turkish gets into trouble, gets out. The end.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN YOU WATCH SOMETHING THAT DOESNT HAVE A PLOT OR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY'D I WANT A CARAVAN THAT'S GOT NO FRICKIN' WHEELS?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PERRY
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