>"I created a shitty Dune adaption because UHHH....THEY DIDN'T LET ME EDIT THE FILM!!!"
I lost a lot of respect for David Lynch after reading this article.
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>"I created a shitty Dune adaption because UHHH....THEY DIDN'T LET ME EDIT THE FILM!!!"
Both are slop. Shut the frick up.
Part 2 is worse than part 1 tho
Lynch's Dune had 2 parts?
no, but the poster was referring to Denis. otherwise the post didn't make any sense.
The poster was replying to a guy saying "both are slop", meaning both Denis and Lynch's Dune movies are slop.
No, that doesn't make sense. Denis made two Dune movies and both are slop.
And Lynch made one Dune movie that was also slop.
Didn't know they released a 2nd version.
Yes, he wrote the script fir Dune 2
I mean he's right
Star Wars WAS saved in editing
Dune could also been saved in editing. He should have hired Marcia Lucas.
He's right. And think about it, if he had full control then Dune 84 would have been even more amazing because there's a lot of soundscape that you can tell was all Lynch. And because of that we didn't get him to do Return of the Jedi.
>Star Wars WAS saved in editing
lmao
By that logic any good movie is "saved" in the editing.
No matter how good your footage is, a bad edit can always frick it up.
Yes.
Here’s a two hour video essay proving you wrong
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should edit it to make it shorter
Lynch is a fricking hack. Everything he's made is shit. At least Villeneuve has made some good movies
cool dude glad to know you're michael bay slop aficionado
Everyone shits on Bay, but that motherfricker keeps getting work while auteur directors do nothing but complain.
See Bay understands how the game is played. It's all about money. He makes it fricking rain. Dollar dollar bills, y'all
He's got the silk socks money, that I Don't Give A Frick what some fat frick anon on Cinemaphile thinks of me money
>He swoops in low with the telephoto
>Smirks
>Just made another billion dollars
>Off another toy franchise
>Anon still pays to see it
WHAAAAT I'VE DOOOOONE
Magic hour is over, Michael. Go home.
>Ambulance flopped
Baybros...
The script sucked dick. No matter how many ridiculous drone shots or fruit stands got plowed by the ambuLAnce there was no way it could overcome the shitty writing especially at that absurd run time.
HAHAHAHA
>offer lynch the chance to reedit the film exactly as he wants and rerelease the film
>he turns it down
Dune unironically Lynched Lynch and he's never been the same since
The way he talks about the production of Dune makes it seem borderline traumatic, he probably wanted nothing to do with it ever again
DUNC 2 was near universally praised and already considered a masterpiece and superior to the Lynch movie.
Denis and DUNC chads won
Lynch and Cinemaphile lost
>DUNC 2 was near universally praised
delusional
>no proof, only feelings
Thanks zoomy
>still delusional
>I'm a zoomer and Lynch hairline mogs me
You’re insane if you don’t think the guys gotten a transplant
Fool, the man's genius is stored in his hair. That's why it looks simultaneously completely unkempt and immaculately groomed.
I'm never watching Villeneuve's Dune either.
But my reasons is that I hate nogs.
Lynch is a moron who gets off of the idea of being considered a weirdo
i think he lives on a tropical island now. dunc is almost zoombait for 80 yo. is there a film where madchen amick gets naked? he will buy a plane ticket to the mainland and watch that shit.
dude, he did TK season 3. what the frick do you want more? to watch a pleb movie?
He's getting another divorce and dying from emphysema. And people keep heckling him about a mistake he made 40 years ago. it's over.
>he'll never get to see the kino that is DUNC 1 & 2
>or any other future dune movie for that matter
Well yeah, that's not based at all. It was quite an incredible experience at imax, to think he'll deny himself that out of spite is really petty.
checked
the movie was FANTASTIC
Moar! Moar, I want moar!
I post this a lot, but that video clip of Lynch mocking Lucas for asking him to direct Return of the Jedi exposes what an butthole he really is. He clearly thinks the whole thing is beneath him, you see hes a REAL artist and would never lower himself to direct something like Star Wars which any idiot could do.
Too bad he already did direct a space opera and its regarded as one of the worse movies ever made. "b-but the production faced all sorts of set backs!" So did the original Star Wars and Lucas still made it good. Hes also a b***h for continuing to point fingers and taking no accountability years after the fact. What a butthurt homosexual. As if his movies arent filled with stupid nonsensical shit in the first place. Oh wow David, you filmed Inland Empire on some shitty camera you got at Best Buy for $300? Thats so le quirky! No wonder insufferable reddit troons love this goober so much.
>What a butthurt homosexual
I dunno you wrote a lot more text than he did.
>He clearly thinks the whole thing is beneath him
for once, he is wright. but. but, ewoks? e.w.o.k.s? you invite an expresionist painter to sell you kid toys? that shows lucas hadbhis head too much in the californian sun.
He made Dune 1984. A space opera that was obviously trying to capture on the success of Star Wars which included its own toy line. He clearly wasnt above that kind of stuff since he tried it and failed horribly at it. He also fills his movies with stuff thats just as ridiculous as ewoks and wookies ect.
he made it, hadnt had final cut. He swore none of that again. Maybe dino de laurentis tried to sell milking cat toys. but is still a novel from before star wars. a serious one. not even harisson ford thought that shit was serious anymore and wanted to die in the movie. episode 4 was a fluke. lynch ridiculed lucas for what it was: yet another Hollywood hack. a theme that woul reverberate in his later works. haven't heard nothing from lucas. sad but true
>bullshit excuses
David Lynch directed a big block buster space adventure movie with a toy line attached to it and it bombed horribly and is often regarded as one of the worst movies made.
so you want him to direct yous star wars saga? wtf. he more than made up from that disaster.
>I can film anything and it will be good, editing doesn't matter
Nys moron
If he had final cut he wouldn't have done the weirding modules
What arm chair homosexuals don't understand is how hard it is to make a good movie. Directors call each other up and congratulate them when they pull it off because they know how hard it is. Editing can be the weakest link.
There's a lot of films that are only saved in post, and some that desperately needed to be saved in post in order to not be an embarrassment.
Even Spielberg admits jaws was saved in the editing room. It kept the shark from looking goofy, and often came down to cutting on the right frame.
its not possible to save a film in post if there isn't a good film to save.
You can save it, by editing the whole movie out.
but a good film can be wrecked in post. Those that saw it said the original Magnificent Ambersons was better than Citizen Kane.
>More than an hour of footage was cut by the studio, which also shot and substituted a happier ending. Although Welles's extensive notes for how he wished the film to be cut have survived, the excised footage was destroyed.
Jesus fricking christ. I knew they did Welles dirty but jesus frick
and then he was blamed for making a bad movie and spent the rest of his life in movie jail.
And then I read this
>In 2002, The Magnificent Ambersons was made as an A&E Network original film for television, using the Welles screenplay and his editing notes. Directed by Alfonso Arau, the film stars Madeleine Stowe, Bruce Greenwood, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Gretchen Mol, and Jennifer Tilly. This film does not strictly follow Welles's screenplay; it omits several scenes included in the 1942 version and has essentially the same happy ending.
Why remake the film if you're just going to be fricking moronic? Like is there something about being close to Welles' art that drives people to a moronic insanity?
This is like seeing Disney's Artemis Fowl and then remaking it identically a few decades later
It wasn't enough to destroy Orson, they had to dab on his corpse.
The number of cigarettes he'd need to smoke to get through six hours of shitty looking cg landscapes would kill him.
The studio can pay for another California blonde wth C cups for him to slobber over
>creates shitty dune adaptation
>its actually better than the "good" dune adaptation
Why can't Hollywood do things right anymore?
The truth of the matter is, talent has aged out and they're not passing down their knowledge to the follow up generation. At the same time the new gen thinks they know best (they don't) and are too arrogant to seek out tutelage.
Name whats wrong about Dune (1981) without being pretentious and grasping at straws like Armand White (Black). You can't. Its better than the new one.
the real Dunc-killer is that Denis took more than twice as long to tell the same story and failed to make it easier to undersand or more emotionally engaging.
>Name whats wrong about Dune (1981) without being pretentious
>David Lynch is allowed to be pretentious but i'm not
frick you
1st half of lunch dune is kino. The rest is clearly rushed and poorly edited. All the fremen stuff is done in practically montage
>All the fremen stuff is done in practically montage
yeah and it turns out that was a good idea because the Fremen parts of the book have no meaningful stakes.
it's literally just "Paul gathers things he need to win".
so much criticism of Lynch is from bookautists who can't recognize narrative flaws when they're in a novel and wanted a page-by-page adaptation.
Yeah, all the "pacing" issues Lynch is criticized for were in the book.
>I will never watch it
he's just like me fr
>i will never watch it
This is exactly how I feel about all of Lynchslop
so how do you know it's slop?
Didn't the studio finally gave him permission to edit the entire film footage but he refused anyway?
No, the studio didn't want pay for it because the movie bombed. The logic of movie producers.
Lynch is a fricking hack. Look at this slop casting of Chani.
She's not an uggo by any means, but she also doesn't brutally mog zendaya like people here like to chant, if I were to rank all the girls by cute/hotness it would be something like:
Becca > leah = lynch irulan > chani's friend in DUNC > DUNCH chani >= Lynch Chani > DUNC irulan
why isn't she black?
Her acting emila clark tier