I did not know Nolan is such a fraud.

I did not know Nolan is such a fraud.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nolan: Tenet is not meant to be all comprehensible
    >Cinemaphile: I totally understood everything about Tenet, it's not complicated at all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost like Cinemaphile is contrarian central

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of M. Night defenders

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it really isnt. like all contemporary scifi movies, it doesnt make sense in the grand scheme of things, but you can wrap your head around it if you just spend some time thinking about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesnt make sense but you can wrap your head around it
        wtf did he mean by this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he means it is easily enough to understand the plot, but you also know that plot, characters etc. make no sense.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            but that doesn't describe Nolan at all. the plots make sense, he just leaves out a bunch so you're left with an experience and not a puzzle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it means it is easy to understand the plot, but the plot makes no sense.
            you just said the same thing. how about an example?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine a Stephen Seagal movie, where plot where plot and characters randomly appear and drop.
              You have an general overview of everything but you know, that nothing makes sense.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think Nolan movies are comparable to Stephen Seagal flicks? Sounds like he genuinely may be 2deep4u.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wanted an example of understandable but nonsensical and I gave you one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about one that's relevant to the topic at hand?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you too stupid to understand it after all, or just don't want to get it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I don't see how Stephen Seagal is relevant to the Nolanverse.
                And for the record, I kinda doubt the average tee vee poster would be able to pick out plot holes from a Seagal movie either (without searching imdb or sth).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peak midwit post

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go on then. Give an example of plot not making sense in Nolan movies.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I refuse to engage in midwit discussions with midwits.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I thought. Zoomer shits can't discuss cinema at even the most surface level. They just
                spam meme buzzwords like "midwit" and "filtered" to feel good about themselves. What a trash board.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe Nolanoid

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pick any scene in his Batman trilogy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you watch the film's scenes in reverse after watching it once everything makes complete sense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes. The movie grinds to a halt repeatedly, takes you by the hand, and explains what you just saw, what you're about to see, and why it's happening. Fricking repeatedly. There's nothing to "get," at all. It's braindead simple.
      If you can't follow a Nolan movie, you're legitimately fricking moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >random Cinemaphile midwit
        >the guy who made the flick
        I'll go with Nolan over you young kid, kys and take care

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could also be describing Inception here, too. I was surprised after each of them that there was apparently something to 'get'. Neither film really allows interpretation. I don't dislike his films (other than Tenet), but they are in no way hard to follow. The only one that allows any debate about what happened is The Prestige, and even then there isn't much. I'm not criticising him, he makes fun films, but they are not hard to follow

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked also you are totally right.

          Inception, Tenet and Prestige all have some very timid mindfrick concept that is extremely straightforward and spelled out for you (if you have subtitles on, otherwise gg).

          There's nothing left open to interpretation. It's just that people that fall left of the bell curve discuss about something that the movie answers if you just pay attention.

          To this day people argue if the machine in the Prestige worked when they just straight up tell you 2 times: with the hat copies and with a literal montage of him killing clones.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is DiCaprio in the real world or still dreaming at the end of Inception?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the real world, the spinning thing wobbles and before it never did, it was always spinning perfectly.

              Again something the movie spells out for you with that wobble.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is very weak argumentation. Opinion discarded.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally irrefutable

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but it's not, because movies are not objective experiences. For every viewer there is interpretation happening in the individual frame and between the shots and in the summation of the whole through emotional interpretation.
                If you are watching movies to calculate them into comprehension, and not feeling them, and beyond that finding your own connection to their emotional expression, then the deepest parts of this experience are closed to you. Movies are to be felt, not understood, because when you feel something you understand it beyond the limited frame that verbalized language forces every concept into. You can experience the limitless plane of your inner self as something bigger than you connects your life to others.
                But if you just watch films to make sure you get the plot, and can remember what each character externally did in what order, you might as well go and sit on a park bench to record what cars drive past.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw too smart to make a coherent movie

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man doesn't understand how mirrors work

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this interview bit gives another insight on the way he hopes his movies would be seen, something you go back and forth with.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understood Tenet.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incomprehensible movie for midwits to jerk themselves too
    Guess it's only okay when Lynch does it

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't realize all of Inception takes place in a dream, and that Cobb getting peace was just a side effect of learning how he performed it in the first place. Catharsis, innit.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched it because I didn't understand why a Black person ordered hot sauce

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone tell nolan my fart is more indecipherable than his movies through is nokia n20

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't? even Memento subverts everything you think you know about the character at the end. which sucks because I love a good puzzle.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    memento is the only nolan movie i really like

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mad Libs does make your own impossible puzzle! Would rather be tortured by Stanley Donen's Hitchwiener rip-offs.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Nolan's biggest sin with Tenet is that it's fricking boring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's a boring style wankfest, plus Branagh as a Russian with his shitty accent and angry women beating outbursts is just plain silly, The fact that Nolan would cast Branagh for any roles has to make you question his abilities as a director.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen it
    Don't wanna see it
    Never gonna see it

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well no shit since SHIT DOESNT MAKE SENSE GIVEN THE RULES YOU CREATED YOURSELF!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said this movie was trying to be complex for the sake of it but I didn't know Nolan was aiming for style given how boring the movie looks

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a true kino kinosseur

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I respect him for saying that. Most directors are too insecure to admit they like stupid shit

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Tenet is Bad meme was weak to begin with.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was obvious from the start when the dialogue was unintelligible

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is such a hack
    he was doomscrolling on wikipedia(cause of course) one night and he ran into the Sator square, and then wrote the movie based off of this
    it doesnt have a secret cause its just random shit put together to make a glib facsimile of a sci fi movie

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