>"I didn't kill my wife, and If I did, I wouldn't tell you."

>"I didn't kill my wife, and If I did, I wouldn't tell you."

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fat libtard frick did it
    All you democrats are pervy fat medicated schemers looking for passive aggressive ways to hurt everyone around you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      somebody's mad at the world

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >somebody's mad at the world
        If you tried to cheat God so many times that He just said "frick it" and took away His love from you just like He did with Satan you'd be mad too while you worship Satan in your synagogues.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Martin Luther is satanic man

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Martin Luther is satanic man
            You cut baby penises and drink the blood while you pray to Satan in your dark smelly poopy synagogue.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh, she was a deadbeat mom with a drug problem who neglected their only kid to pursue a true crime obsession and he would've lost custody plus income

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she was a deadbeat mom with a drug problem
      >starting on day 0, the day that she died

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was never proven
    innocent like tom hanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who close to Tom Hanks has died?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isaac Kappy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Isaac Kappy.
          >In 2019, Kappy committed suicide by jumping off an overpass into oncoming traffic in Arizona. Two bystanders on the bridge attempted to prevent Kappy from throwing himself from the bridge but were unsuccessful.[13] Around the time of his death, a lengthy note was posted on his Instagram account, in which he claimed to be the reincarnation of Judas Iscariot,[10] while opening up about his drug and alcohol abuse.
          >He also apologized to Jesus Christ, Donald Trump, and QAnon. The post was captioned, "Beware the man that has nothing to lose, for he has nothing to protect".
          lmao, good riddance

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First he gave her extra sleeping pills in her evening tea.

    Then when she was drowsy he pretended to start sexy time and bound her to the headboard.

    He took a plain latex condom, unrolled it, placed it between their mouths and blew.

    The condom extended itself down her throat and began to obstruct her windpipe.

    To make sure she didn't retch it out, he took a pitcher from below the bed and poured saliva he had collected over a week into the condom.

    The condom now a solid blockage in her throat, he now placed his mouth over her nose and began to blow co2 into her lungs.

    After about a minute, she realized something was wrong, but the combination of sleeping pills, being tied, and lack of oxygen meant she could barely put up a struggle. Her last vision was her husband with her nose in his mouth, coldly monitoring her pupil dilation.

    It was over quick. He sucked on the condom, slurping up the saliva, and then removed it from her throat flushed it down the toilet. The rags tying her hands went back to the towel rack. She looked peacefully asleep, and as far as the police would ever know, she had been when he got back in bed beside her, and turned out the lights....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sexy time
      If I had a button that would painfully kill every person who ever said these words I would press it and never let go.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was good in 'Weird Science' (1985).

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prove it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe women, bigot.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Carlin killed my childhood! Just like - anyway...

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he call his unreleased special "If I did it"?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, The knives i had in my car with the blood on them.That blood came from a chicken that I killed for dinner.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gilt masque

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He said mean things about daddy Trump! Quick, let's accuse him of murder!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now say
      >cult of personality
      you shill homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only after you say TDS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I need to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trump said some illegal immigrants are rapists! OH GOD HE'S MEGA-HITLER 5000 AND THE EMBODIEMENT OF ALL MY PERCIEVED ENEMIES IN MY HEAD/LIFE! LETS ACCUSE HIM OF LITERALLY EVERY POSSIBLE CRIME! I DON'T CARE THAT HE DEFEATED THE BUSH DYNASTY, I LOVE BUSH NOW BECAUSE BUSH HATES DRUMPF!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I LOVE BUSH
        who doesn't?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all jokes and hyperbole aside, who sees their significant other is in a rough way, gives them pills, sees they are in bed until 3 pm and just doesnt do anything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like sleeping until 3pm is weird. Have you seriously never met a night owl in your life?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably someone who has lived with a raging drug addict for years

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my wife just died!!!
    >nevermind I'll appear on tv totally fine as I need to insult trump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >He said mean things about daddy Trump! Quick, let's accuse him of murder!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >six months after the loss of his wife, he was engaged with another women
    what did he mean by this?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get it but why did he then proceed to have sex with her corpse for 20 minutes, finish inside and THEN only "notice" she was dead?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be journalist investigating about a serial murder
    >ends murdered
    pottery

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it Cinemaphile?

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