I'm in my thirties and I watched it yesterday for the first time. Maybe it's because I watched Sorcerer right before this, but it felt so flat in comparison. Kim Cattrall was effing gorgeous but that's it. What did I miss?
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I didn't like it
Guess you're a fricking homosexual
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Give me three reasons why this movie doesn't suck balls.
you're allowed not to like it, but you can't say it sucks
It sucks. Four jokes land out of 100. It's plagued with bad pacing, bad shots, bad takes, and bad set dressing. The sidekick is centered in the story but he's a charisma vacuum. Kim Katrall's character is in a completely different movie.
Look how ugly this is, and count how many times they do the "leap back and forth in the air" thing, which is fricking moronic and ineptly executed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp7GQ4Sm9L8
You are absolutely right. This is one of my friend's most beloved movies, so I decided to finally watch it last year. But it's so incoherent and lame! The only thing I enjoyed, was all the stuff their ripped for Mortal Kombat, because at least that seemed like it was cool and "original".
The pure soul of the three storms serving an undead Chinese lich god.
David Lo Pan in all his forms being absolute Kino villain.
Lords of Death street gang.
Wing Kong vs Chang Sings.
Six demon bag containing wind, fire, that kind of thing.
Egg Shen vs Lo Pan Magic Mortal Kombat duel. Peasant magic vs Royal magic.
Kung Fu, Wing Chun, fights.
Introduction to the Chinese hells.
All the Bruce Lee call backs.
>To the Army and the Navy and the battles they have won.
>Here’s to Americas colors, the colors that never run
>May the wings of liberty never lose a feather
>shit suddenly going sideways and skidding right off the fricking map
dieses
>tasteless OP btfo in only a minute of posting a thread
sorry youre gay
Your mind and your spirit are going north and south. That’s why you didn’t get it.
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You should hang out on redddit more my friend, as that is where you can learn that le hero was actually the le sidekick I thought kurt russel was great le, underrated!
>le hero was actually the le sidekick
>kills the villain
>gets the girl
>gets the girl
Nope.
Its annoying how every low IQ moron thinks they are a genius for realizing this
Consider sucide
this is carpenters worst movie. even worse than ghosts of mars.
It’s one of his best actually. And Ghosts of Mars is not bad either, his worst movie is the Chevy Chase one and Escape from LA.
Watch road house
i think its great. you dont have to like everything
K. Keep me posted.
>Kim Cattrall was effing gorgeous
True.
She was on an episode of Tales of the Gold Monkey where she gets wet a lot.
I watched it last week after not watching it in a couple of years. I used to not like it that much, but after mu last watch I thought it was amazing. Sorcerer is also one of my favorite movies.
I didn't like it either, it was boring as shit and had awful pacing to me
you're a commie Black personhomosexual contrarian, of course you didn't like it
I didn't like it either and I am a pretty big Carpenter fan. It's well made but I just didn't like it. Maybe a rewatch will help. Kurt Russell looked cool as frick in it though.
samegayging jeets should be hunted down and crucified
weird implication that everyone but Jack Burton has killed people in the past.
Dude, he was a salt of the earth trucker in the '80's. If You don't think this dude put down his fair share of truck stop lot lizards, I got a bridge to sell you.
>Sorcerer and Big Trouble double feature
what gave you this inclination
>I'm in my thirties and I watched it yesterday for the first time.
Incomprehensible failure
Its enjoyable but if you've seen it more than 3 times, or saw something like Sorcerer before it, I can imagine it can be 'flat'.
Doesn't have much for a rewatch. It's just an enjoyable action adventure with limited set-pieces.
kys!!!!!
It sucks ass. Shit story, bad pacing, nauseating editing, cringe jokes that don't land, overacting, shitty special effects... it's like it was written and directed by an adhd 12 year old who has only only ever watched Over the Top and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
KYS!!!!!!
>...
This is how you tell people you have the brain of a woman without actually telling them.
>What did I miss?
A Y Chromosome.
if the main character was black the commie Black folk who infest this website would think it's the best movie of all time
One of the most overrated movies ever
His most underrated movie is Used Cars