I do not like horror movies and neither should you

I do not like horror movies and neither should you

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without using buzzwords, explain why?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being entertained by gorey movies is not healthy. Also, 99% of horror movies are awful.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of horror movies that are not gorey, though. In fact, many of the most highly acclaimed horror films have little - if any - gore, and are often less so than "action films".

        >Also, 99% of horror movies are awful.
        How are they awful?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up, Jay you homosexual.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who's Jay? One of your Discord friends?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >healthy
        buzzword
        >awful
        buzzword

        Try again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, 99% of horror movies are awful.
        99% of anything is awful.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sex is like 50%

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're confusing slasher with horror. In that case you'd be correct, slasher is all dog shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original Black Christmas and Halloween are great.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Horror movies so you don't have to tell me.

      I can easily explain why I don't like them. It's because I don't even watch movies unless I like the characters. That means if I watch a Horror movie with actors I like, I'll be watching horrible shit happen to them.
      The only ones I like are the ones where the protagonist is fine.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like
        buzzword
        >horrible shit
        buzzphrase
        >fine
        buzzword

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is extremely common for people to have no interest in horror movies I think they feel about horror movies the way I feel about cartel movies like they have that much of a visceral impact on them even if it's something as stupid as Friday the 13th

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up. I'll always love horror movies.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like horror movies but not dumb shit like terrifier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Torture porn miseryslop
      >yooo when that clown skinned that woman alive while she was begging for help and crying and he poured salt into her wounds I was soooo scared bro
      This shit is not horror

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is that not Horror? Sounds pretty horrible. Luckily, I've never spoken to someone who enjoys that kind of movie; not even on Cinemaphile.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a pretty shit movie tbh and I saw it in theaters.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ya i agree, its just shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a serial killer murdering people isn't horror
        It's literally one of the most common types of horror movie. Keep coping.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. Slashers are not "horror" especially the slop like terrifier where the scenes can be overlapped with monty python music and it would still sync up

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >google slashers
            >it says it's a type of horror movie
            >google horror icons
            >a bunch of slasher characters pop up

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horror is a midwit genre. Terror is kino.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I do not like horror movies
    oh well

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell me what to do.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw cancel culture is coming for an entire genre next

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    q: Why do people like horror? a: Because they are bad people.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to suspend my disbelief and get spooked and scared a bit, but I have a real distaste for the gorey stuff
    Saw and the like I do not really like

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, tourtureporn sucks. I thought the first Saw was good though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood people who enjoy being scared. It must be a type of masochism and that's why women like Horror and true crime and that garbage. I never enjoy being scared but I am a lot. I still function, though, and I think that's what being a man is about. I'm scared but I'll take a walk at night anyway and meet absolutely no one because everyone is too scared to take the same walk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I took a walk the other night and these two wastrel creatures approached me, one directly on the sidewalk, the other on the street with his bike. The one on the sidewalk was an older guy with a scarred messed up face. The other guy was who made me uneasy though, a large young guy with a menacing dark expression. The old guy stuck out his hand and said 'there's some stuff going down I need to know you're ok with it'. I said 'huh? where'? He said 'with me'. I said 'ok yeah' and shook his hand.
        So that is probably why people don't go out on walks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I never enjoy being scared but I am a lot.

        I'm not scared very often, so to someone like me who isn't a total pussy it has the same effect as a rollercoaster or getting into a fight.

        It's the adrenaline people tend to enjoy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the adrenaline people tend to enjoy.

          I can understand enjoying an adrenaline rush because I'm a Dota player and I can get the heart pumping by playing that game instead of watching bad shit happen to people.
          I feel like that's a lot healthier because my memory is so good that if I were into Horror, I'd be able to remember everything I saw and that shit would just haunt me forever. I think Horror is for people that are able to forget.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dota player
            There it is, you play horror games.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice joke but it's not a horror game. The best description I can give for Dota is a game of Chess played by 10 players. It's an extreme mental battle and there's no Horror. Anyone can go on Yotube and watch gameplay to see how intense it is. It's two teams of five people trying to kill each other.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's evident that you're a high functioning autist and that's also why you don't understand the normie mind. Many such cases.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're going to be rude then I'll leave the thread. It's not a good thread anyway. It's nice that people come into the few threads I have left on this board to insult me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Later, homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I apologize because you really do seem to have autism. I will leave the thread. You enjoy it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Told you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you don't take it to heart my fren, he's not actually insulting you, he's just lashing out at an opinion he dislikes.

                You are appreciated.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Homosexual

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a huge fan of horror movies but Evil Dead Rise was pretty good and I ended up liking it a lot more than I thought I would. I can barely find movies to watch without ending up watching a hidden gem from Canada like Radius or more Korean films like The Killer. Hardly any new movies come to streaming. I only watched Avatar The Way of the Water and Extraction 2 this month.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder: there is no such thing as slow burn atmospheric horror, these are just pretentious movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you've been filtered quite a bit and are seething in butthurt.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have night terrors as a kid and horror movies ironically helped me get over that. It's a mix of scary and cozy and a good way of appropriating the scariest side of life.
    I have no issues with my friends not liking it. It makes it funnier when I force them to watch some.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    horror movies are GAY
    terror movies are great

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I do not like horror movies
    Fair enough
    >neither should you
    Why? Because you said so? I'm good tbh

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