I don't care how liberal he is. NOT TOM HANKS

I don't care how liberal he is.

NOT TOM HANKS

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pedo scum, hope he rots in hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XZCj6Sx.jpg

      I don't care how liberal he is.

      NOT TOM HANKS

      Where did this stupid hanks pedo meme suddenly come from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Close friends with Spielberg plus his glove thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Youd have to be following celebrities on pizzagate threads. Also Kappy confirmed everything right before he was murdered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isaac Kappy, also all those weird tweet pics that involved a lot of shady shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally nothing shady about his tweets you fricking spastic. you think he's some fricking zodiac tier murderer who taunts the public with evidence of his crimes?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >when tom hanks image was so clean that schizoid /misc/morons had to make a baseless pedo claim

            /thread

            yeah its totally normal to follow child groomers, pedophile artists, known pedo pizza parlors, satanists and post picture of children's clothes but i forgot you do all that shit and are no different so of course

            straight up forget this board is infested with unironic pedos and child groomers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Go leave and reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anyone who has a “good guy” reputation in Hollywood as long as hanks must have some major skeletons in their closet. that’s why

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not really.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no point in attempting to refute opinionated bullshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >if everyone thinks he's a good person he must be a bad person
          There's your classic conspiracy idiot "logic" on full display. Whatever the evidence suggests they assume the inverse must be true

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even the Goose?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's literal Qanon connect the dots schizo shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they're rich and have connections with the elite, they're a pedophile. No exceptions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isaac Kappy called him a pedo before being killed on the road. Then Tom Hanks shared creepy pics on that same road with a glove and with the caption that said "road kill"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hes democrat so far right wingers automatically labeled him a satanic baby rapist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        QAnon shit that morons on this site somehow still believe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literal cultist who believe that JFK will rise from the dead and reinstate trump as president said that Tom Hanks is a Pedo so Obviously it must be true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody actually believes that stupid trump cultist conspiracy. Tom Hanks has literally never done anything to give anyone any reason to assume he's a creep. Literally everyone who knows him says he's a nice dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Hanks has literally never done anything to give anyone any reason to assume he's a creep.
        he campaigns for democrats

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I miss when conservatives actually had policy ideas instead of just always relying on pedophile conspiracies. It's like some time around the end of the W. Bush administration the political right basically admitted their ideas weren't popular and decided to just wage propaganda warfare forever instead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss when every board wasn't overrun with /misc/ horseshit and neckbeards discussing politics like they know what the frick they're talking about. stick to discussing 12 year old girls feet like usual. save yourself the embarrassment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s alway had the vibe.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Philadelphia 2: The Next Day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Philadephia 2: Vax AIDS
      At least his son was smart enough not to take the poison shot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying it has anything to do with the vax
        It’s just regular AIDS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw when the childs blood has AIDS

          AIDS literally ain't no thang if you live in a first world country and have either health insurance or money. just pop a pill a day and your virus load stays below the detectable threshold. what hanx more likely is dealing with is side effects of chemo because of cancer.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when the childs blood has AIDS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's the last time he asks hillary to pick up a haitian for him

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's doing a monkey-pox movie.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone must have pozzed one of the boys he fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not (usually) how transmission works.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, now he's just Tom Hank.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people with cancer become like this because of the cancer itself or due to the chemo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AIDS caused by the HIV, contracted from gay sex.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he shoulda never went Greek :/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chemo. Cancer causes organ failure, but it doesn't make you ultra skinny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chemo. It's literally making you waste away hit they goal is hopefully the cancer dies before you do. Shits fricked. Cancer aint a joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the age
      I gained 2kg after chemo because i started working out and i was young
      If you're old you just don't have it in you to eat or do anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both. Cancer cells steal energy and nutrients to fuel their growth. Chemo makes you lose your appetite. Your body gets completely fricked. Blood sugar and blood pressure levels become abnormal. You feel nauseated all the time. It's not pretty.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't change the fact that this is a chet hanx board and whyte boi summer 2.0 is just beginning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whyte boi summer
      White Boy Summer.
      ftfy
      FRICKING CAPTCHA GOAT Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know that's how Tom would spell it, but not sure about Chet.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo you have to be a man of size! Why are you losing weight? Are you sick? You look sick, you ARE sick, eat a burger, see a doctor!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We live in your head rent free and we don't ever think about you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hello scrawny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Old people tend to look better with some fat though. It hides away years of skin atrophy and would be presentably healthier than a gaunt grandpa. It's not just an American thing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when tom hanks image was so clean that schizoid /misc/morons had to make a baseless pedo claim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m claiming that he’s a homosexual, not a pedophile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Harvey Weinstein isn't casting couching actresses, chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's an butthole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what did he do in Philadelphia?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a bunch of korean kids that Tom Hanks molested and no one even knows you exist because you were born into child slavery

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a shit about little asiaticerinos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not fair to everyone else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek this just sounds like she has a secret fantasy like this which is no longer a secret

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if it's girls it's okay. it's okay fricked if it's molesting boys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's nuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobodys that clean anon their are monks in covents that are not this clean

      the baseless accusations are warrented by that gay razor narrative

      whats more likely that tom hanks is a walking saint or that this dude is into some dark skechy shit and overcompensates like no other human on earth

      now if he is this perfect being who somehow created chet hanks and white boy summer good for him
      but you understand how thats not at all relatable and like an alien weaing human skin

      something is just off about this guy his pr team is so good they are bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is he?
        >Maybe, yes, no
        >Who knows
        >But it's kinda sus that....
        You are the definition of a schizoid moron taking out of their ass
        Captcha: TXTXD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though. No one is as good as Tom Hanks portays himself to be. Especially in hollywood. If he is such a good person why does he work with Hollywood at all? Every half decent person who's an actor does a movie or two and then gtfo out of town because they see who they are working with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your brain is literally nothing but propaganda and conspiracies. You're mentally broken

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ..what? Insults aren't arguments, homosexual. Maybe you deserve to have your kids molested.

              no point in attempting to refute opinionated bullshit.

              There is if you think the opinion is wrong.. damn this place has really gone to shit. You're all stuck up buttholes now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude being married for a long time and not having a criminal record or drug addictions doesn't make you cleaner than a monk. It just makes you a regular person. Theres nothing especially "clean" about his image. He doesn't put on some Amish teetotaler facade, hes just charming

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it does in hollywood apparently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nobodys that clean anon
        This, Keanu Reeves is a massive pedo. I've never heard of him doing anything bad and that's why he fricks kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>when x's image was so clean that schizoid /misc/morons had to make a baseless pedo claim
      I know right? frick these incels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dan schneider
        >clean image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of adrenochrome

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well he fricks kids so frick him

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    member when he died from covid?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >right picture: fat
    >left picture: not fat
    old men don't have muscle mass under their fat

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, no refunds.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone confirm for me
    when thrads like this shit are on /tv andthe OP is so cancerously passionate about the topic headined in their pic
    Are these trolls who actually ironically do it to piss people off or are they bots and paid off shills for whatever reason that would happen

    Another example they do ofthen is
    > THIS!!! SO MUCH THIS

    fhomosexuals
    unless you're a troll then you're less of a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THIS!!! SO MUCH THIS

      Put down the bottle of whiskey brotha. they're mostly trolling. it's clickbait
      >lib actor
      >looks sickly
      >OP "oh boy I can't wait for all the (you)s its gonna be shittin epic"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is an old man having shaky hands a big deal? That's just life.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    adrenochrome shortage

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOMETIMES I THINK THAT I KNOW

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"gaunt"
    >lost the beer belly and double chin
    Bruh

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that uppity pedo prick

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    philadelphia sequel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or something related.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Becomes a Greek citizen so he can't be deported to the US for his crimes.

    Tom Hanks, not even once.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hanks turns in another performance for the ages as an aging film star racked with cancer in a random indie film released later this year
    Based and kinopilled.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your spend the earnings from your newest hit movie in baby blood reserves

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK Ellen has been arrested trust the fricking plan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what did she do?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks has Tom Hanks Disease?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It a white bowy summa cum tuh mi yaad

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get that man 100 fluid ounces of soda and an extra large portion of freedom fries

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Complications from his diabetes, maybe.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that means it's working

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soon BQSbros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the crazy thing is, Chet has gone full fitcel. Posts Sun Tzu on his instagram does burpees everday

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how /misc/ has such a hate honer for Hanks that they can't even acknowledge that he's a convert to the most based form of Christianity.

    Imo the skeletons in his closet you're all talking about are that he's secretly right wing as frick.

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