I don't care if it's Netflix trash, The Ritual is the best horror movie of all time

I don't care if it's Netflix trash, The Ritual is the best horror movie of all time

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      maybe

      The duality of three men

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can you repeat the question?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was good.
    I feel like subtlety and restraint in horror movies has been well-covered. It's fine to start as The Blair Witch end with a dark souls boss fight

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was better than expected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime is such utter fricking garbage. I despise its braindead smug le anime girl reaction images from the people on this website. Bullied everywhere else on earth.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's not that homosexual shit lake mungo or hereditary

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't take the movie seriously because the trees were wrong for that region and they were all seeded which brought me out of the movie with the tribe supposedly being a "secluded/untouched" tribe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is something creepy about planted pines tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute kino

      Based autist

      It's entertaining and has cool ideas but it's completely unoriginal to the point of just being a collection of tropes and pretty shallow

      A rare good modern horror but silly to call it GOAT

      >unoriginal
      Please list more horror movies that deal with pagan gods in the woods, thank you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also horrible para horror dream sequences and visions which always make a horror movie shit

      And then the literally last minute interracial propaganda is the icing on the cake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also horrible para horror dream sequences and visions which always make a horror movie shit

      And then the literally last minute interracial propaganda is the icing on the cake

      >they were all seeded which brought me out of the movie with the tribe supposedly being a "secluded/untouched" tribe
      Bro, the creature is a son of Loki, the god of deception. He even uses illusions to confuse and guide the characters towards his hideout throughout the movie. Pretty sure he could keep hidden from some lumberjacks if he wanted to. Maybe it makes more sense to you if you stop seething about trees first.

      Not saying the movie was great, but this is not the plot hole you think it is

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun and engaging until they reach the remote village where everyone still speaks english, then it gets boring and predictable.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    monsters was alright but the bit with the immortals was legit spooky

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol no. If they didn't more of the flashbacks it would've been awesome. They didn't spend enough time on the characters and I didn't care about them at all. 6.5/10.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's it on?
    Ill give it a watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what's it on

      re-read my post you buffoon

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix trash
    Was it produced by Netflix?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it on cable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was bought by netflix for distribution but they didn't make it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's entertaining and has cool ideas but it's completely unoriginal to the point of just being a collection of tropes and pretty shallow

    A rare good modern horror but silly to call it GOAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name ONE SINGLE horror movie that isn't a collection of tropes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ones that created the tropes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really good till the last 20 min, then it’s total schlock

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not the best, but good suspense and a good actor in Rafe

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care if it's Netflix trash
    the fact that you feel the need to even mention that, exposes you as a moron. Who cares who made the movie? If it's good its good. If it's shit it's shit.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people actually roll for shit
    Are you all mentally challenged?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're sheep/young

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it is pretty bad. I would have 1) not cut through woods 2) turned around.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the cursed nightmare cabin, very spooky vibes

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it
    it wasn't total garbage like almost any horror

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The initial conflict of how the guy acted cowardly in the supermarket and got his friend killed was pointless, when did it ever matter in the movie later on? It did not. There was supposed to be a moment when everything gets tied together and the true purpose of that initial tragedy gets shown, for example having the MC deciding to stick up for a friend this time, but this never happens. The movie just forgets lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entire movie is him dealing with that failure, what the hell are you talking about. You're correct there's no "catharsis" moment where he "makes up for it", but that's kind of the point, he failed and just to come to terms with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But he never really comes to terms with it in the movie either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he does, the monster is that guy's failure and that primal scream in the end is him telling it to frick off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao no it's not. The guy's failure wasn't a monster, it was his own cowardice where he doesn't risk his life for a friend in danger, so his friend dies. The same shit happens again later in the movie and he fails to help his friend again. That's the real trauma, he doesn't defeat it by screaming at some horror creature.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why is metaphor so hard for you people, the entire fricking movie is about that guy's trauma, surely you didn't take it literally

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The metaphor does not work, the narrative analogy you're trying to create isn't there. The guy's trauma is not a fear of danger or a fear of those robbers in the supermarket that would be conveyed through the monster, his trauma is letting his friend down. This is very obvious in the film. Throughout the movie this trauma still haunts him. His remaining friends die and even when he has a perfect opportunity to try and act to save the last one, he can't. He's lost, there's no overcoming trauma anymore when he's missed the opportunity again. Him screaming because he escaped danger does not fix any trauma.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not in my region for some fricking reason even though it's a netflix film

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    genre plebs are so fricking easy to please it's pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is a genre

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >horror movie that actually has a real, explained, tangible threat instead of something completely esoteric like madness or "you be the judge lmao maybe ghosts"
    Automatically a 7/10. Horror is the worst genre by volume in garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just watched it, I mostly liked it.
      There was a couple awkward but it was mostly pretty good

      This, can't stand horror movies where the """threat""" is a ghost moving your chair 3 feet or a spooky dream that you wake up from but everything is fine

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nevill is actually a great schlock writer and they should make The Reddening a movie next

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More movies with good monsters? I need me some good monsters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brotherhood of the Wolf

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OH JEEZUS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >minor consuming alcohol
      >age: 18
      i got gypped.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >genuinely tense atmospheric horror for most of the run time
    >finale has a good payoff with some action and a pretty unique monster
    >not based off an existing property
    I think it’s kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not based off an existing property
      anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll concede that’s my bad. I meant to say it’s not a remake of an existing, older film

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    give me Victoria PLEASE

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can go to jail for underage drinking at 18? What kind of hell state does 73-75 live in.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this actually watchable? Can't tell because everyone in the thread is talking kind of gay

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it isnt. the first half was decent, albeit forgettable. the monster was overdesigned.

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