>I shipped those two
Aww yeah! >I even wrote a fanfic
All right! >where Jack is turned into a transformer
What a load of shit. Give me human on robot girl action or give me nothing.
Idk transformers. Does the average transformer actually have possessions? It was my understanding that transformers are basically always fighting if they are not resting.
Sure. There’s some that tend towards mindless aggression but the war in these stories usually occurs due to happenings in their preceding civil society
Transformers would be navi-sized at most. Even prime when you take in account the truck is mostly just tue front part. Deceptions on the other hand would be larger and menacing
This is how Animated did it, most of the Decepticons towered over most of the Autobots.
Got kind of annoying when you bought their toys and the sizes didn't match at all. Lugnut was the most egregious offender, he needed a Leader-class model to even come close to being the right size relative to the other toys.
Given how she’s already the smallest autobot I can’t imagine what art of a more “reasonably tall” arcee would look like compared to the rest of the cast
I think she should turn into something like a modern Lotus 7, that way she still has the thin "frame like" design while still being only a little smaller than a carbot.
Transformers would be navi-sized at most. Even prime when you take in account the truck is mostly just tue front part. Deceptions on the other hand would be larger and menacing
It could be solved by just having the Transformers be smaller.
Not physiologically possible? >not hand washing and detailing her >not buffing her fairing >not petting her side mirrors >not pulling on her throttle >not flicking her gears >not grinding your hips against her seat cushion >not fricking her tailpipe >not cumming on her headlamp
Not gonna make it.
I do kind of love that they made TFP Ratchet the medic AND the engineer of the team. Usually the engineer role falls to Wheeljack or Perceptor, but when you think about it, it's working with machines either way, so why can't Ratchet do both?
I like how ratchet was a ye olde ways cybertronian who was more interested in his planet and culture then the new shit. Especially when he and Optimus bicker, or when Megatron manipulates him. When Optimus gets memory loss and thinks hes a decepticon, Megs spins a yarn about how the Autobots are the bad guys and lead by Ratchet and it felt so believable because Ratchet would definitely become a decepticon or an evil autobot if things had gone slightly differently
>Aren't we supposed to kiss now? >Well, yeah. But you're a bike, where am I supposed to... >Eh, just kiss the seat, it's close enough. >Alright, that... your face is the seat? >Not "the", Jack. "Your".
I wish more modern Transformers series played around with Christmas episodes, and holiday episodes in general.
I especially like the idea that if the Autobots have been active on Earth for a decent while they're all well aware of what these holidays are and there's no need to do the classic "tell the aliens what Christmas is" trope.
It's because the Prime designs were made without noses ans Animated noses were more styled like centurion helmets. Legacy Prime and Animated added G1 noses which make them look off
TF needs more fembots and shotas. I don't even mean in the dirty way. They're just something endearing to a boy having a huge lady bot for a friend, sister or mother figure.
It was kind of weird/hot how those two kind of wanted to frick in season 4. There was a deep attachment between the two of them that came off a little more than friendship. Like they wanted to be apart of each other
I kind of think they knew the show was ending and Daniel was their self insert and they wanted to hook up with arcee.
Or maybe the writer thought gender swap was hot and used Daniel as a means to an end. Because he becomes her headmaster and their is a bit where he jumps into her chest and pops out as her head.
He also like pat's the website of her head says he is glad they are together and she says "me too"
It's hard to say it is just friendship because 1. It's clearly the most obsessive relationship either has had in the series. And 2. You don't see this level of affection from Daniel towards wheelie or grimlock.
I feel like someone in that writing room wanted to either bang hot robot ladies or be a hot robot lady.
Maybe I'm wrong though. Anyone is free to watch it. Season 4 is only 4 or 5 episodes. You can watch the whole thing in like an hour.
Maybe they're just bros, but damn if Daniel and arcee don't just suddenly adore each other out of nowhere
This pairing inspired me to make a Shape of Water, but with a female robot. And it has to be explicitly stated that she's a mechanical being and her equivalent of vegana is compatible with humans and the male character describes the feeling as seat warmers that makes you cum.
You don't understand.
Since mankind first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.
We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot frick the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.
But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by it's isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.
And when we find them, we WILL have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we WILL have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby's skull, but we WILL have sex with them, and you can count on it. How, you ask? You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala HOW when he said he would fight a sabertoothed tiger and win. You do not understand what it is to be human, to wish to have sex with the sky and cuddle with the stars, to want to travel to distant worlds and frick their strange female-analogues, to wish to hunt the giant sabertoothed tiger and walk away, to wish to be the little girl. These are things that we cannot do with our bodies alone.
If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we travelled to the moon, just Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.
We WILL have sex with them, no matter what difficulties we may face along the way. We WILL have sex with them, because if it comes down to it WE'LL BUILD A MACHINE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
Funny to think gay men may exist just to prove the point that human men will frick all things animals, corpses, objects, other men, some man will frick it.
Well if her soft leather saddle turned into her GIANT ROBOT PUSSY I'd give it a go.
I hate how much I shipped those two.
I even wrote a fanfic where Jack is turned into a transformer so they can be together.
I'm sorry.
>Jack is turned into a transformer
Bro just do the Fred Perry route
You had me up until you said he turns into one. Why don't you want to be based and frick that robot hottie with your mighty human weewee?
Ah transformers have so many methods of procreation. I'm sure Human Cybertronian hybrids could world
Sweet have their own car be their Headmaster Bond.
>I shipped those two
Aww yeah!
>I even wrote a fanfic
All right!
>where Jack is turned into a transformer
What a load of shit. Give me human on robot girl action or give me nothing.
Amen
>I even wrote a fanfic where Jack is turned into a transformer so they can be together.
>I'm sorry.
Post the link
You fricked up but your heart was in the right place anon.
Most cucked shit I've ever read.
>I'm sorry.
No you fricking aren't.
>Jack is turned into a transformer so they can be together.
I want you to know that I despise you.
Guys come on let’s give him the benefit of a doubt.
Was jack still smaller than her as a transformer
>Was jack still smaller than her as a transformer
I hope not. What level of botlet would that be?
You can't stop the tall queen/short king future, lanklet.
>turned into a transformer
Just because it's June doesn't mean you can be a megahomosexual.
I want more Jack and June momcest.
Link to fic please
Just how physiologically impossible is it?
They're machines. Make them super big but just have the physical ports human sized.
Imagine Arcee is asked meet her human boyfriend's mom only to find out he was adopted by a transformer fembot that was massive compared to her.
I prefer my biker bots to be naughty kleptomaniacs.
Idk transformers. Does the average transformer actually have possessions? It was my understanding that transformers are basically always fighting if they are not resting.
Sure. There’s some that tend towards mindless aggression but the war in these stories usually occurs due to happenings in their preceding civil society
there's one that owns and rides his brother's corpse
DUDES DIG GIANT ROBOTS
As do chicks.
Ah good I can add this again now that we've switched sides
transformers kiss players is bassically this
Pretty based.
Robot frickers are degenerate and wholesome at the same time
Shouldn't bike autobots be fairly human sized?
Even cars shouldn't be that big. If you actually think about a car's "size" it's mostly empty.
Transformers would be navi-sized at most. Even prime when you take in account the truck is mostly just tue front part. Deceptions on the other hand would be larger and menacing
This is how Animated did it, most of the Decepticons towered over most of the Autobots.
Got kind of annoying when you bought their toys and the sizes didn't match at all. Lugnut was the most egregious offender, he needed a Leader-class model to even come close to being the right size relative to the other toys.
Given how she’s already the smallest autobot I can’t imagine what art of a more “reasonably tall” arcee would look like compared to the rest of the cast
Has anyone ever done the math or whatever to find out tall she should actually be in robot mode?
If anyone has the toy they could work it out pretty easily.
Some combiners get even more rediculous.
>“reasonably tall”
I estimate that she has a height between 1.90 to 2.5 meters tall.
Dude I'm 1.85m
>Dude I'm 1.85m
That's your problem, organic.
Her shin alone on that pick must be about 1'5m
Literally my penis
I think she should turn into something like a modern Lotus 7, that way she still has the thin "frame like" design while still being only a little smaller than a carbot.
It could be solved by just having the Transformers be smaller.
>tfw no 8'2" 400+lb botfu to show around Earth
Not physiologically possible?
>not hand washing and detailing her
>not buffing her fairing
>not petting her side mirrors
>not pulling on her throttle
>not flicking her gears
>not grinding your hips against her seat cushion
>not fricking her tailpipe
>not cumming on her headlamp
Not gonna make it.
The actual transformation has always bordered on outright magic
Don't think about it too hard
>https://allporncomic.com/porncomic/i-like-big-autobutts-transformers-fred-perry/2-i-like-big-autobutts-and-i-cannot-lie/
Here I am beating my meat to human/autobot porn...
What is fred up to these days?
Why does the autobot babble make it sound hotter?
Shit My dumb ass forgot the file
>tfw you will never frick tight autobot pussy with your 12 inch wiener.
why live
Pussy
Arcee was also hot in ROTB
based thread
indeed
>Her Wedding form is in classic "Pre-War" Pink.
NOICE
Isn't that Timelines Transmutate?
She's more green.
Imagining Peter Cullen reading that dialogue makes me chuckle.
Would be funny if the only objection from Jack's mom is that he's too young for that relationship and not the most obvious reason.
His mom wanted to bang prime too
Imagining Jeffrey Combs saying "BY THE ALLSPARK" makes me miss this show so much
I do kind of love that they made TFP Ratchet the medic AND the engineer of the team. Usually the engineer role falls to Wheeljack or Perceptor, but when you think about it, it's working with machines either way, so why can't Ratchet do both?
He usually did both in the G1 cartoon too. Half the time he was basically Wheeljack's assistant.
I like how ratchet was a ye olde ways cybertronian who was more interested in his planet and culture then the new shit. Especially when he and Optimus bicker, or when Megatron manipulates him. When Optimus gets memory loss and thinks hes a decepticon, Megs spins a yarn about how the Autobots are the bad guys and lead by Ratchet and it felt so believable because Ratchet would definitely become a decepticon or an evil autobot if things had gone slightly differently
Arcee is overrated.
Why does she hate the happiest time of the year?
Because she's too tall to surreptitiously catch Jack under the mistletoe.
Not if she is in her bike form
>Aren't we supposed to kiss now?
>Well, yeah. But you're a bike, where am I supposed to...
>Eh, just kiss the seat, it's close enough.
>Alright, that... your face is the seat?
>Not "the", Jack. "Your".
Nice
I wish more modern Transformers series played around with Christmas episodes, and holiday episodes in general.
I especially like the idea that if the Autobots have been active on Earth for a decent while they're all well aware of what these holidays are and there's no need to do the classic "tell the aliens what Christmas is" trope.
That new Strongarm figure is wretched.
It's because the Prime designs were made without noses ans Animated noses were more styled like centurion helmets. Legacy Prime and Animated added G1 noses which make them look off
All cops are Basterds
D
Her thighs are captivating.
Hey kid, wanna CLANG CLANG CLANG
Went the trolley~!
OH NO IT'S ROSIE O'DONNEL
I'm more of an Airachnid kind of Guy.
I love their dumptrucks.
>mecha characters drawn as humans in a suit
few things trigger my autism but this one always get me so upset
>transformers
>mecha
>anon doesn't know diaclone
Based and more people should make or FINISH their Air/Jack fics.
Robutt
SEX WITH GIANT CAR-SHAPED ANTHROPOMORPHIC ROBOTS
Yes. Getting crushed by 2 tons of metal ass.
ARCEE IS FOR JACK.
I'm feeling heretical
Why does she look like Aqua from KH?
Why don't you?
I think its the shoulders
She'd better still be an android
I love TFP Arcee but I'm super into strongarm
God she looks so badass
TF needs more fembots and shotas. I don't even mean in the dirty way. They're just something endearing to a boy having a huge lady bot for a friend, sister or mother figure.
It was kind of weird/hot how those two kind of wanted to frick in season 4. There was a deep attachment between the two of them that came off a little more than friendship. Like they wanted to be apart of each other
>get this I want Sora to remain a human.
Aaaaand you ruined it
You all right, anon?
I think he’s upset he wasted a few hours watching an old anime he didn’t like and was shit on by Cinemaphile for not liking it
I kind of think they knew the show was ending and Daniel was their self insert and they wanted to hook up with arcee.
Or maybe the writer thought gender swap was hot and used Daniel as a means to an end. Because he becomes her headmaster and their is a bit where he jumps into her chest and pops out as her head.
He also like pat's the website of her head says he is glad they are together and she says "me too"
It's hard to say it is just friendship because 1. It's clearly the most obsessive relationship either has had in the series. And 2. You don't see this level of affection from Daniel towards wheelie or grimlock.
I feel like someone in that writing room wanted to either bang hot robot ladies or be a hot robot lady.
Maybe I'm wrong though. Anyone is free to watch it. Season 4 is only 4 or 5 episodes. You can watch the whole thing in like an hour.
Maybe they're just bros, but damn if Daniel and arcee don't just suddenly adore each other out of nowhere
I wanna be Arcee's minicon
This pairing inspired me to make a Shape of Water, but with a female robot. And it has to be explicitly stated that she's a mechanical being and her equivalent of vegana is compatible with humans and the male character describes the feeling as seat warmers that makes you cum.
Also her cum is icy blue.
imagine sleeping inside her pussy literally, every night, imagine how warm and comfortable that place is
You just described the size fetish for people unaware
Problem with having a giant robot for a gf is how much it limits where you can go with her when she can't fit into buildings.
Motorbike arcee shouldn't be giant
I feel like they make her giant just to prevent shipping or to help her combat bigger decepticon's
>no smol transformers diving into decepticons to destroy them from the inside
wasted oportunity
VOREgayS OUT
I'm more of a chestbuster type of guy
All of the Prime characters changed sizes, it was just more noticeable with Arcee.
Which was stupid
The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling.
Shut the frick up Boco
Just quoting Austin Powers, pay no mind.
Same.
>Elita-1
Does she have a single ounce of personality beyond being Optimus' corporate-mandated girlfriend?
Define personality. There was the one that would be a warlord by human standards and some are depicted as a fetishist for working out.
IDW1 had her as a crazed, bloodthirsty tyrant.
WFC Trilogy had her as a voice of reason that still got her ass blown up.
Does Animated count? That one was just for being Blackarachnia's old self, but BA still has a very defined one.
I like the Earthspark version, she’s one of the better characters in it
Choose your ride.
Ok, but transformer women aren't soft
They could be. You don't know
Blackarachnia was soft in places
Chitin on her softer parts. So only soft in relation to metal.
She looked pretty squishy
Fred Perry has a lot to answer for.
People were shipping Arcee and Jack from episode 1.
>Fred Perry
didn't he make that comic long after the show ended? people had been doing TFP arcee lewds from day 1
sexy robot baby
You don't understand.
Since mankind first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.
We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot frick the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.
But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by it's isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.
And when we find them, we WILL have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we WILL have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby's skull, but we WILL have sex with them, and you can count on it. How, you ask? You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala HOW when he said he would fight a sabertoothed tiger and win. You do not understand what it is to be human, to wish to have sex with the sky and cuddle with the stars, to want to travel to distant worlds and frick their strange female-analogues, to wish to hunt the giant sabertoothed tiger and walk away, to wish to be the little girl. These are things that we cannot do with our bodies alone.
If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we travelled to the moon, just Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.
We WILL have sex with them, no matter what difficulties we may face along the way. We WILL have sex with them, because if it comes down to it WE'LL BUILD A MACHINE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
Through dick, unity.
Funny to think gay men may exist just to prove the point that human men will frick all things animals, corpses, objects, other men, some man will frick it.
The Gay explorers out there to round out mankinds conquests.
The unofficial Federation Creed
>lucian's a true story about moon femboys