Straight-edge homosexuals are annoying as shit. They think drinking is a "sin" (whatever the frick that word means), despite the fact that Christ was a wine-o, and think people only drink to get drunk, when if you've ever had decent quality alcohol in your entire life, you'd also realize that taste has a pretty big factor to play into it as well. Drinking a 75$ champagne or a 50$ bottle of scotch or bourbon is like drinking liquid gold at times and can mellow you even in the worst of times.
I remember when I was working at the worst job I ever had, I would pour a single small glass of some Michter's Bourbon, sit on the couch, and watch Seinfeld, and everything was right in the world.
>So you admit that you only drink to cope
No, but that's definitely a part of it you colossal fricking homosexual. What, you think people only do things because they are pure and good and joyful? You think people jerk off and listen to music with headphones on, and watch movies secluded in dark rooms just because of the immense joy? A huge part of it is to escape into another world where this shitty world with all these shitty people can't disturb us. Alcohol does that, but it has the added benefit of making all the shitty people around us slightly less shitty for the evening.
The whole point of this is that the ending is dark. They are going to their friends funeral, and at the end he gave up caring about anything. But alcoholicgays will instead twist it as "le drinking helps my problems"
But it's addictive and dangerous. The most impactful moments is when Mad's is about to leave to spend time with his family but stares at a wienertail before giving in and getting fricked up
>The point is drinking can be fun and beneficial to your life
That's not actually true. Ask my lifelong friend who's dying of cirrhosis of the liver and has kids who is sitting in hospital crying because his wife has left him because he KEPT drinking and being drunk around them even after he was told he was dying.
the ending doesn't matter, same with scar face, it's the aesthetic of the film that makes drinking become the live in the moment panacea to one's problem, and that is much more powerful and something that stays with a person on a deeper level
same with shit like breaking bad or wolf of wallstreet, the creator may be going for an intellectual critique, but the aesthetics of those films is the heart and makes us side with the anti hero, possibly a subconcious embrace of the jungian shadow from the directors
Buy 3 sixers and then drink 9 in one session and 9 in the next. Surely 18 won't insist on itself. I don't drink so don't know if that'd actually work but might be worth a try.
I I ironically ended up in rehab for a while. At leati get loads of benzos but I'm quite disappointed to have missed it for you gays. Apparently my liver is in a shitty state and they need to pump me full of different shit before I can leave. If I'm out by the 2nd of Feb I'll do it then as some anons asked for it to be then instead. Apologies lads.There are lots of fit nurses too which adds to the otherwise shit atmosphere
If I'm out I'll run it but I don't know if I'll get away with getting absolutely shitfaced. Hopefully they send me home with some benzos to mix with a few beers
4 months ago
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>Hopefully they send me home with some benzos to mix with a few beers
Anon all memes aside you actually have a problem
4 months ago
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I belive people rarely joke here, even if it sounds exaggerated. this scene is fairly realistic.
4 months ago
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Literally me
No shit why do you think I'm on a ward. The sobriety starts afterwards. I just need to pull it off stealth mode for a change. It's still not guaranteed, they.
[...]
I was supposed to be running a stream tonight but I got caught vomiting bloods. Hospital did some tests and my liver is half way to being fricked if I continue my previous levels
>I just need to pull it off stealth mode for a change
Mixing benzos & booze has a 90% chance of sending you to jail or back to the hospital/rehab. You will do unbelievably dumb shit. Much more so then if you were purely drunk. There's stories or people blacking out for 3 days and finding out they lost their fiance, job, and apartment, or blacking out for weeks because they kept instinctively re-dosing while still blacked out. Don't say you weren't warned
Case study: https://youtu.be/5eYVsDJsoQc?si=ZUqZj-6HGEC61PmK
4 months ago
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Scenes like this make me wish I were single again. My GF hates when I do this
4 months ago
Anonymous
can't imagine doing this with a woman at my place. only as a rebound and "im not feeling well, can't see you" text day after.
4 months ago
Anonymous
No shit why do you think I'm on a ward. The sobriety starts afterwards. I just need to pull it off stealth mode for a change. It's still not guaranteed, they.
Let me in on whats up or I’m reporting tbh
I was supposed to be running a stream tonight but I got caught vomiting bloods. Hospital did some tests and my liver is half way to being fricked if I continue my previous levels
4 months ago
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>It's still not guaranteed, they.
What did he mean by this?
4 months ago
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I'm phone posting I don't get a laptop in a hospital bed expect typos
4 months ago
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And who r u? Some random alcoholic? Why are you deinking your life away? Have you even tried proper drugs? Like, I’m not one to destroy myself, but if you’re gonna do it, there’s such life altering magic in drugs out there.
Dying from alcoholism is like doing an armed robbery at a israeliteellry store and leaving with the shopkeeper’s hat.
You already took the risks, and got a mid experience from it. Might as well go hard? If you’re at the point of coughing blood n shit, alc & benzos are such a waste. Do black tar or a psychedelic
4 months ago
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done em before, I've always preferred alcohol to your regular drugs
>before they lock me inside
You in detox? I was there not too long ago.
Shit sucks when you're in there but once you're out you miss it for some reason, kek.
I can drink one beer and get buzzed. Two and I'm feeling great, three and I'm full-on drunk. Any more than that and I will fall asleep. I cannot understand how someone can drink 9 beers and not die.
I just recently got off my post covid John hamm time where you take 15 months off. I was surprised my tolerance was still the same as when I quit. Took half a fifth just to clip a buzz
I can't drink beer, it's too much liquid to get drunk, my stomach gets too full and pushes it back out. It's not even nausea vomit, just too-full vomit. Liquor does the body good though.
Not very accurate
Every time I get semi-drunk and go about my life like normal (posting on Cinemaphile all day) I just end up hitting on /lgbt/ trannies
>benzo is the best for it
Are you tryna kill people or something
Isn't that the combo that utterly knocks people out? I thought you wanted an upper to counteract it
I do at least a pint of hard liquor on Sun-Thu and at least a fifth on Friday and Saturday. In both cases it's Wild Turkey or 100 proof Vodka. How over is it for me?
>shrooms
Tired of this meme. Ive dropped psychs often and not once has it had any effect on my desire to drink. I dont just recommend doing them haphazardly because you never know what some moron will do during a bad trip.
>really been into Rubber Soul
Based as frick
It's unironically my favorite album 1. Rubber Soul
2. Sgt Pepper
3. Revolver
4. MMT
5. White album
Still listening though and currently on Revolver so my ranking might change.
no two people drink the same way
I would never drink like Mads in Druk cause my alcoholism isn't some intellectual experiment
I was drinking all day and decided to go for a walk in the freezing cold just an hour ago or so to clear my head but ended up going into a shop and buying a bottle of pinot grigio and had drank half of it by the time I'd even got back home
also got some christmas-themed chocoate balls they're always flogging off in january I just tossed into some bushes on the walk home
alcoholism needs to be respected as an indulgence and not something to encourage as a way of life
>I'm not, I actually have severe depression, and I do have a frickton of money, friends, gf and a good body
some people can't handle having everything. Needing to fight for scraps gives some people meaning.
Maybe you just need to find some goals that are essential to your survival again.
I've had the flu since Tuesday. I'm absolutely miserable, hope to be good enough by tomorrow night to DRUK but not sure. How long does this shit last? Plus can't sleep either cause of no DRUK and completely constipated. What a life!
Idk anon, I'm at an awkward crossroad of my life. I make enough money to rent a shithole in the city and move out of my parent's place but I lack the motivation to actually go for it and make arrangements, so I've just been drukking and working from home for months now without any perspective
Sounds like a "you" problem
Quit drinking and get a better job, take classes, learn a skill. If you're not moving towards something you're just gonna rot away.
>Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?
The writing in the game is phenomenal, had to get up and away from it sometimes because it hit too deep.
For me it's >I don't want to get better. I want to get worse.
>Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?
The writing in the game is phenomenal, had to get up and away from it sometimes because it hit too deep.
Why would you want to replay it if it's so boring to you? I love this game personally, but don't let other homosexuals their opinion influence what you should play lol
>DRUK KINGS, how is everyone doing?
We're so back bro
>Feeling?
Fricking good
Didn't drink for 2 weeks broke the streak an hour ago
Gonna take some speed & go to a bar once I start actually feeling the liquor
>Drukking?
Shelled out for some nice Puerto Rican rum & demerara sugar to make daquiris, tastes like the nectar of the gods
In my experience, people have wildly different reactions to alcohol. In general, a low amount of alcohol in your system, over the course of an evening, will make for a better evening. Being drunk all of the time, though, fricks you up good. I have a family full of smart people who have rotted their brains through drink.
Just know your limits and use drinking to enhance an evening or whatever, don't use it to try and compensate for personal problems.
going to be off work the next month or so for serious health reasons
already been only a week and just been druk literally every day/night and obviously don't want this to be the case going forward for however long this goes on for
should I get a playstation/xbox as an alternative to desctructive alcoholism/drug abuse? understand the new GTA game is coming out soon enough
are the recent WWE games any good? always loved them back my vidya days
On my days off or after work when I'm working early, I finished at 10:30 tonight and it closes at 12 on fridays. It's a members club so I know most of the people down here and all the staff, it's pretty cosy.
I'm watching videos of non-white people (including you obv) doing degenerate non-white things while initially shouting but eventually just murmuring to myself about how you all need to be killed [figuratively, metaphorically, hypothetically but ultimately literally]
my words entirely btw
I don't drink anymore because it stopped being fun. It's more fun to larp post about being an alcoholic in these threads than it is to actually be an alcoholic.
Honestly i'm always hyped for like my first like 7 beers lately and then i just fall into a state of depression for the final 8 or so and i dont know why. Frick i hate this
>I only drink 15+ drinks >why the frick am I so sad bros
you can't make this shit up. get a fricking grip on your drinking bro. even 7 is beyond way too much.
did a ctrl f and no 'druk' and saw nothing ive been making these threads for weeks now on a friday but got a new oled tv so been tweaking it not gonna lie i hate new tech i always find problems with it. drank about 8 tall boys fixing it up so now im flying Lol hows it going did i miss mosher anon
I actually go to bars with friends on some saturdays like most of the tards here I'm guessing, last week's friday drukthread was absolutely legendary though
>drinking is... le good
>but also... le bad
>but also... le good
accurate to reality
They are Danish, not French. I realize Mads' appearance makes this confusing because he looks so scary.
Yes.
Unironically yes.
Druking is good its the hangover that is bad.
why would you abuse ants
Hah, laugh at this homosexual, he still gets hangovers
Straight-edge homosexuals are annoying as shit. They think drinking is a "sin" (whatever the frick that word means), despite the fact that Christ was a wine-o, and think people only drink to get drunk, when if you've ever had decent quality alcohol in your entire life, you'd also realize that taste has a pretty big factor to play into it as well. Drinking a 75$ champagne or a 50$ bottle of scotch or bourbon is like drinking liquid gold at times and can mellow you even in the worst of times.
I remember when I was working at the worst job I ever had, I would pour a single small glass of some Michter's Bourbon, sit on the couch, and watch Seinfeld, and everything was right in the world.
>So you admit that you only drink to cope
No, but that's definitely a part of it you colossal fricking homosexual. What, you think people only do things because they are pure and good and joyful? You think people jerk off and listen to music with headphones on, and watch movies secluded in dark rooms just because of the immense joy? A huge part of it is to escape into another world where this shitty world with all these shitty people can't disturb us. Alcohol does that, but it has the added benefit of making all the shitty people around us slightly less shitty for the evening.
Temperance though
>life sucks when im druk
>life sucks when im a sober gay
>ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE BARMAN
The whole point of this is that the ending is dark. They are going to their friends funeral, and at the end he gave up caring about anything. But alcoholicgays will instead twist it as "le drinking helps my problems"
The point is drinking can be fun and beneficial to your life just don't take it too far
But it's addictive and dangerous. The most impactful moments is when Mad's is about to leave to spend time with his family but stares at a wienertail before giving in and getting fricked up
Sometimes family are annoying
>But it's addictive and dangerous
Skill issue
Only if you are a weak minded homosexual
>The point is drinking can be fun and beneficial to your life
That's not actually true. Ask my lifelong friend who's dying of cirrhosis of the liver and has kids who is sitting in hospital crying because his wife has left him because he KEPT drinking and being drunk around them even after he was told he was dying.
It sounds like he took it too far
the ending doesn't matter, same with scar face, it's the aesthetic of the film that makes drinking become the live in the moment panacea to one's problem, and that is much more powerful and something that stays with a person on a deeper level
same with shit like breaking bad or wolf of wallstreet, the creator may be going for an intellectual critique, but the aesthetics of those films is the heart and makes us side with the anti hero, possibly a subconcious embrace of the jungian shadow from the directors
If drinking is so bad why do so many people get addicted? Check and mate, sobergays
We doing it
I only bought 9 beers in order to not go overboard tonight, but with only 2 left I feel like I need to go buy more.
Why dont they really sell 9 packs? Its like the perfect amount for me. Sixers are just to low and 12 insists on itself
I've always thought this.
>sitcom guy shows up to his buddy's place with a 6 pack
>4 guys are going to split a 6 pack
A 6 pack is a single serving
8pack + 2 tall boys is my Go to. ~ 10.66 reg and usually 8%abv tallies
Buy 3 sixers and then drink 9 in one session and 9 in the next. Surely 18 won't insist on itself. I don't drink so don't know if that'd actually work but might be worth a try.
>Surely 18 won't insist on itself
Buy more
That's the problem: they always start to taste good when it's quitting time.
This the thread?
yes fren
Yes but it's a secret... jannies went schizo on these threads a while ago
Day drinking at work, lads. It was an inside day & all the office ladies want this dick.
Liquor tastes like shit. Just get high instead
high on what exactly? WEED? Frick off hippy
neat gin is p good and i can drink with the old man. meanwhile you can only get high with mexicans
weed is the reddit intoxicant
shitskin or loser detected
Completely accurate.
Hows everyone doing this fine druk night?
Good, been watching Naked (1993), I've never seen a film with more rape scenes tbh
where is the sgay stream
I I ironically ended up in rehab for a while. At leati get loads of benzos but I'm quite disappointed to have missed it for you gays. Apparently my liver is in a shitty state and they need to pump me full of different shit before I can leave. If I'm out by the 2nd of Feb I'll do it then as some anons asked for it to be then instead. Apologies lads.There are lots of fit nurses too which adds to the otherwise shit atmosphere
Bruh how much do you druk normally?
Bottle of whiskey and maybe some wine every night without eating for about 3 years
Damn son
If I'm out I'll run it but I don't know if I'll get away with getting absolutely shitfaced. Hopefully they send me home with some benzos to mix with a few beers
>Hopefully they send me home with some benzos to mix with a few beers
Anon all memes aside you actually have a problem
I belive people rarely joke here, even if it sounds exaggerated. this scene is fairly realistic.
Literally me
>I just need to pull it off stealth mode for a change
Mixing benzos & booze has a 90% chance of sending you to jail or back to the hospital/rehab. You will do unbelievably dumb shit. Much more so then if you were purely drunk. There's stories or people blacking out for 3 days and finding out they lost their fiance, job, and apartment, or blacking out for weeks because they kept instinctively re-dosing while still blacked out. Don't say you weren't warned
Case study: https://youtu.be/5eYVsDJsoQc?si=ZUqZj-6HGEC61PmK
Scenes like this make me wish I were single again. My GF hates when I do this
can't imagine doing this with a woman at my place. only as a rebound and "im not feeling well, can't see you" text day after.
No shit why do you think I'm on a ward. The sobriety starts afterwards. I just need to pull it off stealth mode for a change. It's still not guaranteed, they.
I was supposed to be running a stream tonight but I got caught vomiting bloods. Hospital did some tests and my liver is half way to being fricked if I continue my previous levels
>It's still not guaranteed, they.
What did he mean by this?
I'm phone posting I don't get a laptop in a hospital bed expect typos
And who r u? Some random alcoholic? Why are you deinking your life away? Have you even tried proper drugs? Like, I’m not one to destroy myself, but if you’re gonna do it, there’s such life altering magic in drugs out there.
Dying from alcoholism is like doing an armed robbery at a israeliteellry store and leaving with the shopkeeper’s hat.
You already took the risks, and got a mid experience from it. Might as well go hard? If you’re at the point of coughing blood n shit, alc & benzos are such a waste. Do black tar or a psychedelic
done em before, I've always preferred alcohol to your regular drugs
Let me in on whats up or I’m reporting tbh
you didnt eat for three years? please post body, i have to see what I can achieve
I didn't eat whilst I drank. I'd eat a nibble of a sandwich or pizza normally when my stomach could handle it. Im not like the machinist guy
WHAT A LIFE
No apologies needed Anon. We'll look forward to Feb 2. Hope you'll get better.
The kino begins soon
The boxed wine is running out
The whisky bottle is running out
It's over
Buy more
no u
I will, i always do, i must druk.
This is literally me smoking and drinking (replace the cola with whisky).
Anyway, I'm going for a smoke before they lock me inside then watching kill bill on the free TV. Just thought I'd update you Black folk
>before they lock me inside
You in detox? I was there not too long ago.
Shit sucks when you're in there but once you're out you miss it for some reason, kek.
>No Whiteclaw anon
>No Nightcore anon
Its over
>>No Whiteclaw anon
he was a fraud
he never drank it all
he quit
i didn't drink for two weeks and i forgot how good being drunk feels
frick it feels good
KINOOOOOOO
Alright frick it
I'll be happy with 9 beers today
But I'll go buy vodka early tomorrow morning.
Now I'll have a smoke and relax.
I have 15 beers
>Took Monday off work just so i can get fricking destoyed on Sunday
kek i am such a fricking loser
I took a medical leave for "flu" from wednesday. was supposed to have time to come down by sunday, am drinking still now.
I can drink one beer and get buzzed. Two and I'm feeling great, three and I'm full-on drunk. Any more than that and I will fall asleep. I cannot understand how someone can drink 9 beers and not die.
>three and I'm full-on drunk
breasts or gtfo
Honestly jealous of lightweights would save so much money
brew your own beer
I'd rather do moonshine
Distilling is a pain in the ass. Im starting on a rice wine op. Assuming all cleaning went right I should have a passable drink in two weeks.
That shit always ends up nasty af from what ive seen unless youve got a legit operation
you need to practise more, take smoke breaks between your drinks, homosexual
I just recently got off my post covid John hamm time where you take 15 months off. I was surprised my tolerance was still the same as when I quit. Took half a fifth just to clip a buzz
1-3 beers- nothing
4-6 beers- sleepy
7-10 beers- tipsy
10-13 beers- somewhat druk
14+ beers- DRUK
but I mostly stick to vodka
It's been years since I stopped going out with pals since I'd get way too drunk every time.
THe last time i drank outside my house was 2016 i think, kek
I can't drink beer, it's too much liquid to get drunk, my stomach gets too full and pushes it back out. It's not even nausea vomit, just too-full vomit. Liquor does the body good though.
Not very accurate
Every time I get semi-drunk and go about my life like normal (posting on Cinemaphile all day) I just end up hitting on /lgbt/ trannies
I sharted the water
>found some more beer in my garage
>4.0%
guess there's a reason they've been left there
How many
4
none left
Yeah, I'm drinking it right now
boring though
Use it as a mixer with vodka.
Better then nothing.
>discovered the amphetamine sober-up technique
I have the power of God
drugs in general sober you up
benzo is the best for it, and because I am considered an alcoholic by the state I can get it super cheap.
>benzo is the best for it
Are you tryna kill people or something
Isn't that the combo that utterly knocks people out? I thought you wanted an upper to counteract it
not that guy but yeah, for me benzo+booze=black out
What? Benzo is given during alcohol detox, so no.
Benzo when hungover is great.
>detox
>hungover
That would be once your BAC is back down lol
You mix it while still drunk and you're not gonna have a good time
Do not take benzos when boozing lol
not during but after
works great
You don't need to be 0.00 BAC
0.1 and it's fine.
fool, this power is not meant for mortals, it will just hasten your end
anon thats how you become an crackhead
I am druk, destroyer of livers
The acid reflux is STRONG tonight, i will not stop though
just have a ciggie and a glass of water
That would be admitting defeat
just a ciggie then
>Smoking
cringe
DGL power, look it up. Instant relief from alcohol induced reflux. Mix it with your water in between drinks and sip it all night.
Powder, I mean
I do at least a pint of hard liquor on Sun-Thu and at least a fifth on Friday and Saturday. In both cases it's Wild Turkey or 100 proof Vodka. How over is it for me?
Its only just begun anon
I at least quit drunk driving, I wasn't caught. My sister got mad at me and pleaded that I stop.
Dont druk drive anon, its just stupid
I quit because my next DUI will land me in prison. Now I just bike drunk and get into way more trouble than I ever did driving drunk.
>all that liquor
you're killing yourself. switch to beer or eat some shrooms
>shrooms
Tired of this meme. Ive dropped psychs often and not once has it had any effect on my desire to drink. I dont just recommend doing them haphazardly because you never know what some moron will do during a bad trip.
>you never know what some moron will do during a bad trip
as opposed to all of those totally safe things we do when druk-maxxing?
sorry for party rocking
Not everyone drinks to get blackout drunk like a frickimg animal. Majority of drinkers imbibe to reasonable levels.
>Not everyone drinks to get blackout drunk
you're either in university or american.
and you're not a drunk
lol
Its true. A minority of druks is doing all the heavy lifting.
How many of you have been to detox, and how many times?
2 times for me.
0, but I had several bouts of self-managed recovery. it always fails in few months, but still.
What you guys drukking tonight? Films? TV? Music?
Drinking beer and listening though the Beatles discography.
Do it every once in a while so I am sure of my top 5 albums. Quite fun.
KINOOOOOOOOOO anon, really been into Rubber Soul lately myself. God i love Michelle
>really been into Rubber Soul
Based as frick
It's unironically my favorite album
1. Rubber Soul
2. Sgt Pepper
3. Revolver
4. MMT
5. White album
Still listening though and currently on Revolver so my ranking might change.
Kino rankings anon
Vodka with random youtube autoplay garbage in the background
no two people drink the same way
I would never drink like Mads in Druk cause my alcoholism isn't some intellectual experiment
I was drinking all day and decided to go for a walk in the freezing cold just an hour ago or so to clear my head but ended up going into a shop and buying a bottle of pinot grigio and had drank half of it by the time I'd even got back home
also got some christmas-themed chocoate balls they're always flogging off in january I just tossed into some bushes on the walk home
alcoholism needs to be respected as an indulgence and not something to encourage as a way of life
alcohol is an indulgence, alcoholism is a fricking disease. you're sick anon. just like most of the people in this thread.
Frick yeah druk thread
where we at sommersby bros?
For me its listening to Vice City Radio and drinking untill i start dancing
did it, shit is cash
anon who was supposed to update from detox last week
I literally slept for two days and had no energy
but I'm back
Wut
Druk threads unitonically make me drink more
cheers, just cracked a cold 500ml can
MWAAAH CHEERS!
There is literally NOTHING wrong with drinking as much as you want, as often as you want.
any one of you has zoloft experience?
>hur dur israeli drug go outside
gym 4 times a week, loving gf, still wanna hang
>gym 4 times a week, loving gf
You dont need to lie to us anon
I'm not, I actually have severe depression, and I do have a frickton of money, friends, gf and a good body
Not joking at all, I need to know if ssri's work or if they'll turn me into a zombie
>and I do have a frickton of money, friends, gf and a good body
Just stop lying anon, it'll help you get better
They'll keep you stable and alive but the general consensus is that it does take part of you away.
I want to be able to feel because I feel nothing
You will feel extra nothing on ssris lmao and you won’t be able to cum
how do I feel something? how do I get my emotions back?
Just stop being a fricking b***h bro
I'm the opposite of b***h, I love nothing and hate nothing, I literally want a feeling, doesn't matter if its good or bad
no drugs, that's a rabbit hole without a way back
>no drugs, that's a rabbit hole without a way back
That's why I only drink alcohol. I could stop anytime.
>I could stop anytime.
>That's why I only drink alcohol. I could stop anytime.
based
Yup, that's it. I'm watching flight tonight
For me it's druking and music at an increasingly unhealthy volume.
>I'm not, I actually have severe depression, and I do have a frickton of money, friends, gf and a good body
some people can't handle having everything. Needing to fight for scraps gives some people meaning.
Maybe you just need to find some goals that are essential to your survival again.
You CANNOT drink as much as you want WHENEVER you want.
Drunks are the most oppressed people in the world.
we need a druk society with druk politicians with druk workers and druk drivers
that's smokers, rights taken and taxed left and right
>rights taken and taxed left and right
Same as drukbros.
And most drukbros are smokers but not all smokers are drukbros.
Is this the thread?
I've had the flu since Tuesday. I'm absolutely miserable, hope to be good enough by tomorrow night to DRUK but not sure. How long does this shit last? Plus can't sleep either cause of no DRUK and completely constipated. What a life!
I DRUK BECAUSE I MUST
Fake. I had a couple redbull and vodkas before an exam and I failed
Thats because your'e stupid. Drinking before a test is just a symptom of being a brainlet.
I had weekly math tests and the only one I failed was when I drank
I legit never got homosexuals that had stress to take a test, I only had stress to receive the results
I legit just watched Druk and thought I'd try it out
starting to feel it now
happy for this drukthread, but why are there no more weekday drukthreads anymore, where are my weekday drukkers, are they still breathing?
I think Jannies are more aggressive on weekdays
People don't just create druk threads on weekdays, I search for them but they aren't there.
I DRUK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT
My tummy hurts, oh well 9 beers left
>homosexual doctor wants me to take Antabuse
No thanks!
What's antabuse
makes you vomit and cry for help when you druk
based
the thing they sew into you that makes you immediately vomit when you try consume alcohol. it's semi-permanent.
I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DRUK KINGS, how is everyone doing? Feeling? Drukking?
feeling alright, better than usual
but tomorrow I'll drink even more.
How much more
1.5 bottles of vodka tomorrow
I usually crash after that.
Drukking and in severe existential dread modus, don't know how much longer I can keep it up bros but I will druk to the end
>in severe existential dread modus
How come?
Idk anon, I'm at an awkward crossroad of my life. I make enough money to rent a shithole in the city and move out of my parent's place but I lack the motivation to actually go for it and make arrangements, so I've just been drukking and working from home for months now without any perspective
Sounds like a "you" problem
Quit drinking and get a better job, take classes, learn a skill. If you're not moving towards something you're just gonna rot away.
Don't think you entirely get my point, I have a skill and make way more than a talentless homosexual my age should make through pure luck
>I have a skill
>talentless
You don't have english comprehension skills, it would seem
Dont rent its for plebs, save up and buy a place
What if you don't know where you want to live permanently?
You buy a place and then sell it one day
then make up your mind. you can always sell the place.
I know, but house prices and interest's raise faster than the 2k I can save up a month, saving feels pointless at this time
are you me?
Best druk game of all time
>Time to get back to work in the shit factory.
For me it's
>I don't want to get better. I want to get worse.
that rabbit hole is too deep.
>Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?
The writing in the game is phenomenal, had to get up and away from it sometimes because it hit too deep.
Disco Elysium is /druk/core
Its reddit and explains why these threads are increasingly filled with cringeposting by boomers with shit taste in every form of consumption really.
t. seething and has never played it
I want to replay this game but it's extremely boring
how come, the prose is really good. it is just a choose your adventure book, but written from a familiar place.
Why would you want to replay it if it's so boring to you? I love this game personally, but don't let other homosexuals their opinion influence what you should play lol
Because the experience I had the first time playing it was great
it's a bit boring
Cheat stats for the second playthrough
I just downed a half liter of fanta exotic and I'm flying high.
WHAT A LIFE
The alcohol cabinet is nearly empty after a terrible year and all I have left is some shitty cucumber vodka and some absolutely horrible blueberry gin
What kinda tiktok influencer house do you live in
very very bad
druking is my last cope
Whats going on anon?
Like the other anon said. what's going on man
>DRUK KINGS, how is everyone doing?
We're so back bro
>Feeling?
Fricking good
Didn't drink for 2 weeks broke the streak an hour ago
Gonna take some speed & go to a bar once I start actually feeling the liquor
>Drukking?
Shelled out for some nice Puerto Rican rum & demerara sugar to make daquiris, tastes like the nectar of the gods
In my experience, people have wildly different reactions to alcohol. In general, a low amount of alcohol in your system, over the course of an evening, will make for a better evening. Being drunk all of the time, though, fricks you up good. I have a family full of smart people who have rotted their brains through drink.
Just know your limits and use drinking to enhance an evening or whatever, don't use it to try and compensate for personal problems.
going to be off work the next month or so for serious health reasons
already been only a week and just been druk literally every day/night and obviously don't want this to be the case going forward for however long this goes on for
should I get a playstation/xbox as an alternative to desctructive alcoholism/drug abuse? understand the new GTA game is coming out soon enough
are the recent WWE games any good? always loved them back my vidya days
>lay down on the road
>hear car approaching
>don't know if it'll see you or not
>it honks the last second
that's how you get your life back
KOTH WHILE DRUK IS FRICKING KINOOOOOO
ALSO I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH PEGGY
I'm down the pub lads
Cheers! Do you go often? Do you know people there?
On my days off or after work when I'm working early, I finished at 10:30 tonight and it closes at 12 on fridays. It's a members club so I know most of the people down here and all the staff, it's pretty cosy.
>Daily Mail
Wanker
>Northerner detected
Yeah you stupid southern c**t
cant drink until sunday
i'm feeling it now
YESSSSS NIGHTCORE ANON
For me, it's the local pub which is always empty and has great seats
I am NOT apologizing for party rocking.
Party rocking chad, spotted
8 beers left, its so fricking over
Alcohol is literally the worst drug in the entire hsitory of mankind
Yes.
What are homosexuals like this doing in drukthreads, I am shaking and seething
>I am shaking
take a drink, anon. you're withdrawling
I'm watching videos of non-white people (including you obv) doing degenerate non-white things while initially shouting but eventually just murmuring to myself about how you all need to be killed [figuratively, metaphorically, hypothetically but ultimately literally]
my words entirely btw
Should I bang the somewhat fat b***h or not
Of course you moron
sure why not
Probably yeah, just avoid eating her out as it will most likely stink
Raw
Yes dumbass
yes. what're you gay.
Brandy or whiskey tonight?
If it's good whisky, whisky.
If not, brandy.
Druk kings, we're fricking doing it
LET'S GO
BASED
I don't drink anymore because it stopped being fun. It's more fun to larp post about being an alcoholic in these threads than it is to actually be an alcoholic.
WE
ARE
FRICKING
DOING
IT
I am 31 and have never had sex, all i have done since i was 20 is sit inside alone and drink untill i pass out on weekends
Literally nobody asked about any of this REEEEEEEEEEE blogposters
literally me except im 29yo, it's an honest life
the cops are on their way over right now
not even to arrest you but to shoot you on the spot
You are not alone Anon.
im going out for a handle I won't even finish, don't wait for me
Lads... how we feeling?
as good as i can remember
Honestly i'm always hyped for like my first like 7 beers lately and then i just fall into a state of depression for the final 8 or so and i dont know why. Frick i hate this
>I only drink 15+ drinks
>why the frick am I so sad bros
you can't make this shit up. get a fricking grip on your drinking bro. even 7 is beyond way too much.
>even 7 is beyond way too much
If you're a druklet sure
just drink 7 beers then
Rough week but feeling excellent at the perfect level of druk while listening to 2000's pop nostalgic homosexual songs
did a ctrl f and no 'druk' and saw nothing ive been making these threads for weeks now on a friday but got a new oled tv so been tweaking it not gonna lie i hate new tech i always find problems with it. drank about 8 tall boys fixing it up so now im flying Lol hows it going did i miss mosher anon
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does andrew wk even drink? I know that he did actually party at one point. these songs just seem extremely ironic, possibly even anti-druk
He doesn't seem interesting enough to even care about bar his party songs. He's like the Bam of party-rock
andrew makes fun music though. bam literally doesn't do fricking anything at all
i hate my fricking life. gonna get druk
playlist and druk is kicking in, feelin fine
>sober for a week
>lost 10lbs in water weight
>druk 2 beers
>shit out a weeks worth
>butthole sore as frick and bleeding
give me back the water sharts
I call the sharts in this thread
for context, I've been sharting for 3 days straight now without anything solid and my ass feels like a swamp
damn it i missed peak /druk/ hours im late i know
Why are FridayChads such more more alive than the Saturdays druks ?
I actually go to bars with friends on some saturdays like most of the tards here I'm guessing, last week's friday drukthread was absolutely legendary though
>get home from work
>/druk/ already at 300 replies
TONIGHT!
We need new bread soon
ill make it LAD
>The Office
Really Whiteclaw anon?
Whiteclaw anon, logging in
About to ask for money, wish me luck
MIGRATE LIKE A BORDER JUMPER