Game Pokemon, no. Game Pokemon are literally just trained animals.
Anime Pokemon, yes. Anime Pokemon have the ability to understand and communicate complex concepts.
There are excepts for both sides. Some game Pokemon are specially called out to have the ability to understand human speech. Some anime Pokemon are clearly feral.
but why would you want to have forbidden interspecies sex with a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself, covered in scaly armor, evil & cunning and known for eating humans? not to mention the disparity in body heat, which is either colder (lizard) or unbearably hot (fire dragon)
For glory. I think everyone will remember the guy that got killed via dragon frick. also it has a beautiful soul that longs for a true love in a world that fears and hates it.
cold blooded doesn't mean they're literally cold. it means their body temperature is close to their surroundings >but why would you want to have forbidden interspecies sex with a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself
picrel
I get you, a talking dog gave me a blowjob in a dream and it really disturbed me but to be fair I do tend to get molested a lot in my dreams, I wonder what it means
I get you, a talking dog gave me a blowjob in a dream and it really disturbed me but to be fair I do tend to get molested a lot in my dreams, I wonder what it means
I had a dream a long time ago I was about to get it on with a werewolf chick but the second I realized how good that'd be I woke up.
A couple nights ago I had a dream were I was fingering a funni looking green witch,no, it wasn't Guntilda from Banjo Kazooie, but it did have a female Wario-esque face
I had a wet dream once where I was fricking an anthro triceratops girl. I think it was caused by a combination of looking at too much scaly porn and not fapping for a few weeks.
I genuinely like it when humans and dragons fall in love, though only if the dragon can take on a human or at least near-human form. It's rare as frick though outside womens porn novels.
Well, what would be a better way of writing a human who transforms into a dragon? >Instead of a human shapeshifting into a dragon, A dragon learns magic to become humanoid to frick the person she/he loves >Human cursed into dragon (Reis from FFT)
What would you do to make it seem not so boring and generic?
Dunno, but I have read that one about the woman who gets some reincarnated guy in her body, and he's well known for defeating dragons by fricking them into submission. The horrified looks on the dragon's faces was hilarious.
It's done so that anyone can self-insert as the blob person. Yes there are seriously people that can't/won't read a fricking comic unless they can self-insert.
Same. Just use a stick guy if that's as far as you're taking it.
>artist uses stick figure >"god...so lazy! fricking xckd rip-off piece of shit!"
you gays just complain about everything, no one who makes anything should listen to your "critique"
The knight was given a task to slay the dragon that had besieged a castle. Knowing that dragons are fierce and dangerous creatures, and that he was woefully underequipped to face one in direct combat, the knight devised a cunning plan. Knowing that the cocupants of the castle fled upon the dragon's arrival, he decided to feign ignorance and come and announce to the dragon that he had come to rescue a princess. The dragon, knowing that the castle was unoccupied, responded that there was no princess. This is where the knight's gambit came into play. Should it not succeed, he would likely meet his fate.
Mustering up all of his courage, he announced to the dragon that he was not looking for a human princess. No, the dragon was the one he sought. His princess. Incredibly, his plan was successful. The dragon blushed, turning her head and closing her eyes, numerous thoughts flowing through her head. While she was distracted, the knight took advantage of the dragon's moment of weakness, rushed in and with a single strike, lay waste to her. He returned to his kingdom with the dragon's head in tow, and was rewarded by the King with the true princess' hand in marriage.
And they all lived happily ever after.
>dragon princess >whole kingdom to yourselves >enemies live in fear of your giant fire-breathing wife >dragon pussi >knows how to catch and cook food
[...]
princess >probably lost her virginity to her dad >will inevitably inherit the kingdom along with all the debts, enemies, and conniving noblemen/advisors >princess will not put out for you ever except to give you brats as heirs >doesn't know how to cook or use fire because she's a sheltered noble
Why would I ever pick a human?
You ever read a fairy tale as a kid and thought it would be funny if the hero didn't have to fight the dragon and could be friends with them or even have a family with them or get vored by them? Yeah
Why would a dragon be interested in sex with a vastly smaller, inferior being that even if they could successfully breed would just muddy and weaken their bloodline?
Well she wouldn't be fricking any human but a brave powerful knight
Also dragons live alone in dark caves or abandoned castles far away from other dragons so imagine how horny they are all the time not being able to frick
>so imagine how horny they are all the time not being able to frick
There are plenty of animals who have zero sexual drive outside their specific season.
He’s gonna frick the dragon.
You don't frick princesses anon, you make sweet, tender love to them.
He wants to engage in sexual relations with the mythical creature.
>"i dont get it" thread
get out and go back
he's romancing the lizard
I'd bet $100 Harkness fricked a gronk at least once.
>age of consent for its species
But this is such a human concept.
It says sexual maturity, not age of consent.
>Artist is advocating for 12 year old brides.
pretty based
What about pokemon? I feel they fall somewhere in between
At the very least psychic pokemon are on the table since they can communicate with humans directly.
Game Pokemon, no. Game Pokemon are literally just trained animals.
Anime Pokemon, yes. Anime Pokemon have the ability to understand and communicate complex concepts.
There are excepts for both sides. Some game Pokemon are specially called out to have the ability to understand human speech. Some anime Pokemon are clearly feral.
yes okay now i get it.
but why would you want to have forbidden interspecies sex with a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself, covered in scaly armor, evil & cunning and known for eating humans? not to mention the disparity in body heat, which is either colder (lizard) or unbearably hot (fire dragon)
For glory. I think everyone will remember the guy that got killed via dragon frick. also it has a beautiful soul that longs for a true love in a world that fears and hates it.
cold blooded doesn't mean they're literally cold. it means their body temperature is close to their surroundings
>but why would you want to have forbidden interspecies sex with a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself
picrel
>scalie
>has nipples
cringe
>a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself, covered in scaly armor, evil & cunning and known for eating humans?
Oh please Anon, stop acting like you wouldn't have hot and freaky sex with a dragon if given the chance.
I'm pretty sure most of us here would.
Dragons are not evil bro, at least not any more evil than man is.
Is this a monster fricker thread?
Be a man, fight your demons until they kill you
*frick
There, fixed that for you.
I demand more.
I'll put my fricken dick in the owl
I had a dream a while ago where I fricked a horny dragon, and I was unironically pissed off when I woke up.
I get you, a talking dog gave me a blowjob in a dream and it really disturbed me but to be fair I do tend to get molested a lot in my dreams, I wonder what it means
Payton?
I had a dream a long time ago I was about to get it on with a werewolf chick but the second I realized how good that'd be I woke up.
Whoah. McVicker did it with a dragon.
that's pretty cool
You ever just feel like you're in a dream all the time?
A nightmare.
A couple nights ago I had a dream were I was fingering a funni looking green witch,no, it wasn't Guntilda from Banjo Kazooie, but it did have a female Wario-esque face
I had a dream were I took a cartoon horse on a date
Which one?
Ywah Anon, which one?
If it isn't Trixie, we will have problems.
I had a wet dream once where I was fricking an anthro triceratops girl. I think it was caused by a combination of looking at too much scaly porn and not fapping for a few weeks.
I can only commend you for your excellent taste, anon
Dragon b***hes are mad bawds for human men.
He's going to behead that dragon.
I genuinely like it when humans and dragons fall in love, though only if the dragon can take on a human or at least near-human form. It's rare as frick though outside womens porn novels.
>human form
Shit taste
Well, what would be a better way of writing a human who transforms into a dragon?
>Instead of a human shapeshifting into a dragon, A dragon learns magic to become humanoid to frick the person she/he loves
>Human cursed into dragon (Reis from FFT)
What would you do to make it seem not so boring and generic?
>A hard look at monks
I spat out my drink.
Ok,but you can't reproduce with a dragon.
You can't know that without trying.
And trying.
Again and again.
You miss every swing you don't take.
You obviously never played AD&D
>can cum inside your dragon waifu all you want without worrying about child support payments
you're thinking too small
Oh no...
I can have endless unprotected creampie sex with my dragon and she'll never get pregnant...
What a... horror...
says who
I can't reproduce with my girlfriend and I still frick her
You will be able to in a few years, so be careful.
What a waste of a relationship lmao. Wasting time, attention, and money on a barren woman.
You don't know me. My seed is strong.
Says you
I said slay the dragon not-
Anyone read that manga where Sigfried fricks the dragon? Not even a dragon girl an actual 30ft dragon.
>manga
No but i do reading a novel about Dragon X Knight Male. These already plenty the book on amazon.
Dunno, but I have read that one about the woman who gets some reincarnated guy in her body, and he's well known for defeating dragons by fricking them into submission. The horrified looks on the dragon's faces was hilarious.
Dragon comics? Dragon comics
aha! you stole the big female dragon from OP!
LAY a dragon
I really hate when artists draw characters as featureless white blobs but everything else looks fine. That is so damn annoying to me.
Same. Just use a stick guy if that's as far as you're taking it.
Reddit effect. It’s like their little moogles or whatever
It's done so that anyone can self-insert as the blob person. Yes there are seriously people that can't/won't read a fricking comic unless they can self-insert.
>artist uses stick figure
>"god...so lazy! fricking xckd rip-off piece of shit!"
you gays just complain about everything, no one who makes anything should listen to your "critique"
Turns out she just wanted to get laid.
ah yes, the legend of the dragonborn
lol?
>You made how much in inflation art last year?
crazy that people refused to acknowledge this was coming.
>Every time a dragon is born, two dragons have to die
Pliny the Elder really was a moron.
The knight was given a task to slay the dragon that had besieged a castle. Knowing that dragons are fierce and dangerous creatures, and that he was woefully underequipped to face one in direct combat, the knight devised a cunning plan. Knowing that the cocupants of the castle fled upon the dragon's arrival, he decided to feign ignorance and come and announce to the dragon that he had come to rescue a princess. The dragon, knowing that the castle was unoccupied, responded that there was no princess. This is where the knight's gambit came into play. Should it not succeed, he would likely meet his fate.
Mustering up all of his courage, he announced to the dragon that he was not looking for a human princess. No, the dragon was the one he sought. His princess. Incredibly, his plan was successful. The dragon blushed, turning her head and closing her eyes, numerous thoughts flowing through her head. While she was distracted, the knight took advantage of the dragon's moment of weakness, rushed in and with a single strike, lay waste to her. He returned to his kingdom with the dragon's head in tow, and was rewarded by the King with the true princess' hand in marriage.
And they all lived happily ever after.
>dragon princess
>whole kingdom to yourselves
>enemies live in fear of your giant fire-breathing wife
>dragon pussi
>knows how to catch and cook food
princess
>probably lost her virginity to her dad
>will inevitably inherit the kingdom along with all the debts, enemies, and conniving noblemen/advisors
>princess will not put out for you ever except to give you brats as heirs
>doesn't know how to cook or use fire because she's a sheltered noble
Why would I ever pick a human?
You ever read a fairy tale as a kid and thought it would be funny if the hero didn't have to fight the dragon and could be friends with them or even have a family with them or get vored by them? Yeah
Would you a beautiful, helplessly gassy dragoness?
Why would a dragon be interested in sex with a vastly smaller, inferior being that even if they could successfully breed would just muddy and weaken their bloodline?
Sorry dragoncel, we are just better at pleasing your women.
It's their fetish, same as humans that want to frick goblin girls.
Domination
Dragons are rare or the femdragon is the last of her kind in the setting so a human is the next best thing for fricking
Sentient dildo
Because it's our fantasy, we can make it work even if it makes no sense because we're writing it.
Well she wouldn't be fricking any human but a brave powerful knight
Also dragons live alone in dark caves or abandoned castles far away from other dragons so imagine how horny they are all the time not being able to frick
>so imagine how horny they are all the time not being able to frick
There are plenty of animals who have zero sexual drive outside their specific season.
The ending we deserve
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice~!
Could you satisfy the monster, anon?
>kills and ruins your wyvern waifu
God damned Saudis
this is an even worse crime than 9/11
The princess has a curse placed on her and she turns into a dragon instead of an ogre like from that one movie from the memes
>tfw no spooky gf to cuddle at midnight