I don't get it.

I don't get it.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You really thought this thread was worth making? Okay then I guess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you don't get it either?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers need attention. We are all they got

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The store was formerly small

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The store and everything in it is giant. It's making fun of Costco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Costco isn't baffling in the least.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it actually is
        I know people who make weekly trips to Costco for groceries
        like, damn, I only need 40 gallons of olive oil every two years or so

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how little common sense people have at big stores like Costco. You would think that everyone would just behave like they do in traffic- stay in the right side, don't stop in the middle of the road, etc etc. but people are fricking moronic. Just leaving their shopping cart in the middle of peoples way while they look at shit, going all over the main paths instead of staying on the right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do this at my small local grocery store too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hoesntly do find costco stressful, I thought it was just my social tism.
      it starts in the parking lot, trying to find a space, then there is the weird membership check. Everyone seems to get the social ques about how this works except me.
      and unless you go there all the time, you are going to have back track to find things, which kills 15 minutes eazy each time, just going back again, and then again.
      and the check out lines are confusing.
      it really does kill like half a day or more to shop there, by the time you have unloaded everything.

      I don't even know what "ordeal" means tbh

      reade a book

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking Christ I thought I was the only one.
      My favorite is the coming out of the side alley at full speed thinking the main thoroughfare will just make way for you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Costco and this couldnt be more accurate. Women are by far the worst offenders. They will abandon their cart to walk 10 feet away to look at something. Makes me want to DDT some of them into the concrete.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the aisles at my local trader joe's was actually like that today. at least until there was an opening on our side and a lady immediately veered into it from the other side and everything immediately went to shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You would think that everyone would just behave like they do in traffic- stay in the right side, don't stop in the middle of the road, etc etc. but people are fricking moronic
      It's posts like this that keep me coming back to this shithole. Glad to know other anons are also irritated by normcattle thoughtlessness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This happens at pretty much any store, people that are just not aware of their surroundings as their cart hogs the entire aisle and people want to get through

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what "ordeal" means tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or·deal
      /ôrˈdēl/
      noun
      1.
      a painful or horrific experience, especially a protracted one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of American education.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Undertaking, endeavor, task

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kerning error.
      The sign actually says Where Shopping is a Baffling Or Deal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kerning error
        you mean keming

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's what people think of you when you enter the room

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf are you over 18?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mons Tromart is the southernmost of three volcanoes (collectively known as Montes Tharsis) on the Tharsis bulge near the equator of the planet Mars. To its north is Mons Pavonis, and north of that is Mons Ascraeus.
    Educate yourself

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to a walfart superstore
    try to locate four different items in four different merchandise sections
    you'll get it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever been to costco?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read this initially as "WHERE SHOPLIFTING IS A BAFFLING ORDEAL" which would have been funnier.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but why? Doesn't make sense. Could just use pump n dump. Unless they sell balloons?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gulp and blow = drink and diarrhea

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No? It means they want you to gulp food down fast and "blow" out of there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >spend my time and money at store
            >it tells me to frick off on the goyslurp cup
            damn...

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's based off a mall near Park Avenue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well la dee da

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cosco is new in my country. Is it like this in america?
    >all the things are in random places, and the places change every few months so you can't build a mental map of where things are
    >It's really cool is I suddenly decide I want to buy a motorcycle or a bar of gold bullion or a hotdog while I do my daily shopping though
    >every isle is clogged by hordes of chingchongs arguing over prices with eachother
    soccer moms buying 20-30 cosco hotdogs each at the same time so they can freeze them and feed them to their kids throughout the week (I'm not joking with this...)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every isle is clogged by hordes of chingchongs arguing over prices with eachother
      I wish this was not true, it happens here in America too. Nothing more rude on the planet than chinese women. I would prefer to interact with a murder of Black folk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in the Vancouver area and I'm up to my balls in clueless chinks at all times. My Costco strategy is to make a hard left upon entering the store instead of following the zombies into the center. Upper left has TP & PT and bread sections, usually with produce and dairy shortly thereafter. Meat & cheese will be in the vicinity. Breaking through from there will give you access to soda and soap on a left turn or condiments & coffee if you go straight. Baking & spices followed by meds/vitamins after your last right turn. Join a check-out line from there.
      In and out in 18 seconds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live there too:

        >go to costco
        >whole street nearby is backed up from everyone else going there
        >finally get to pull into the parking lot
        >slowly drive around in gridlock waiting for someone else to leave
        >30 minutes later finally get to park
        >have to wait for a horde of fat morons to waddle out of the way to get a cart
        >go in
        >fat morons and their carts clogging up every square foot
        >morons stopping to chit chat in the middle of aisles and blocking the way with their 2 carts
        >moron in front of you randomly stopping
        >moron behind you trying to pass and bump into something
        >spend 45 minutes just getting groceries
        >decide to get a $1.50 hot dog to max out your costco experience
        >have to navigate through a sea of obese, sweaty, utterly moronic, drooling, dysgenic subhumans for another 20 minutes
        >finally get your hot dog
        >have to scarf it down while inflated morons squeeze by rubbing their gunts on you
        >time to leave
        >spend 10 minutes in gridlock trying to leave the parking lot
        Why yes I will return next month, how could you tell?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hongcouver
        unlucky

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to costco
    >whole street nearby is backed up from everyone else going there
    >finally get to pull into the parking lot
    >slowly drive around in gridlock waiting for someone else to leave
    >30 minutes later finally get to park
    >have to wait for a horde of fat morons to waddle out of the way to get a cart
    >go in
    >fat morons and their carts clogging up every square foot
    >morons stopping to chit chat in the middle of aisles and blocking the way with their 2 carts
    >moron in front of you randomly stopping
    >moron behind you trying to pass and bump into something
    >spend 45 minutes just getting groceries
    >decide to get a $1.50 hot dog to max out your costco experience
    >have to navigate through a sea of obese, sweaty, utterly moronic, drooling, dysgenic subhumans for another 20 minutes
    >finally get your hot dog
    >have to scarf it down while inflated morons squeeze by rubbing their gunts on you
    >time to leave
    >spend 10 minutes in gridlock trying to leave the parking lot
    Why yes I will return next month, how could you tell?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes on the busiest days of the week
      >surprised its busy
      ever try not being one of the fricking morons clogging the isles on a Saturday dipshit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my nearest Costco is busy every day, because it's also the nearest Costco for over 140 miles in any direction
        anyways, grocery shopping at Costco is moronic, if you know your local stores and deals you can do way better, and Costco has an extremely limited selection, ironically
        I only go there to buy tires, medication, batteries, or very specific select items and always try to get in right when they open on Sunday and out in 15 minutes before the churches let the morons out

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was called Sears you zoomies

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simpsons houses/buildings look so comfy.

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