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You really thought this thread was worth making? Okay then I guess.
So you don't get it either?
Go back.
Zoomers need attention. We are all they got
The store was formerly small
The store and everything in it is giant. It's making fun of Costco
But Costco isn't baffling in the least.
it actually is
I know people who make weekly trips to Costco for groceries
like, damn, I only need 40 gallons of olive oil every two years or so
It's amazing how little common sense people have at big stores like Costco. You would think that everyone would just behave like they do in traffic- stay in the right side, don't stop in the middle of the road, etc etc. but people are fricking moronic. Just leaving their shopping cart in the middle of peoples way while they look at shit, going all over the main paths instead of staying on the right
They do this at my small local grocery store too.
I hoesntly do find costco stressful, I thought it was just my social tism.
it starts in the parking lot, trying to find a space, then there is the weird membership check. Everyone seems to get the social ques about how this works except me.
and unless you go there all the time, you are going to have back track to find things, which kills 15 minutes eazy each time, just going back again, and then again.
and the check out lines are confusing.
it really does kill like half a day or more to shop there, by the time you have unloaded everything.
reade a book
Jesus fricking Christ I thought I was the only one.
My favorite is the coming out of the side alley at full speed thinking the main thoroughfare will just make way for you
I work at Costco and this couldnt be more accurate. Women are by far the worst offenders. They will abandon their cart to walk 10 feet away to look at something. Makes me want to DDT some of them into the concrete.
one of the aisles at my local trader joe's was actually like that today. at least until there was an opening on our side and a lady immediately veered into it from the other side and everything immediately went to shit.
>You would think that everyone would just behave like they do in traffic- stay in the right side, don't stop in the middle of the road, etc etc. but people are fricking moronic
It's posts like this that keep me coming back to this shithole. Glad to know other anons are also irritated by normcattle thoughtlessness.
This happens at pretty much any store, people that are just not aware of their surroundings as their cart hogs the entire aisle and people want to get through
I don't even know what "ordeal" means tbh
or·deal
/ôrˈdēl/
noun
1.
a painful or horrific experience, especially a protracted one.
The absolute state of American education.
Undertaking, endeavor, task
Kerning error.
The sign actually says Where Shopping is a Baffling Or Deal.
>Kerning error
you mean keming
it's what people think of you when you enter the room
wtf are you over 18?
>Mons Tromart is the southernmost of three volcanoes (collectively known as Montes Tharsis) on the Tharsis bulge near the equator of the planet Mars. To its north is Mons Pavonis, and north of that is Mons Ascraeus.
Educate yourself
go to a walfart superstore
try to locate four different items in four different merchandise sections
you'll get it
Ever been to costco?
I read this initially as "WHERE SHOPLIFTING IS A BAFFLING ORDEAL" which would have been funnier.
explain
but why? Doesn't make sense. Could just use pump n dump. Unless they sell balloons?
gulp and blow = drink and diarrhea
No? It means they want you to gulp food down fast and "blow" out of there
>spend my time and money at store
>it tells me to frick off on the goyslurp cup
damn...
I miss Phil Hartman
It's based off a mall near Park Avenue
well la dee da
Cosco is new in my country. Is it like this in america?
>all the things are in random places, and the places change every few months so you can't build a mental map of where things are
>It's really cool is I suddenly decide I want to buy a motorcycle or a bar of gold bullion or a hotdog while I do my daily shopping though
>every isle is clogged by hordes of chingchongs arguing over prices with eachother
soccer moms buying 20-30 cosco hotdogs each at the same time so they can freeze them and feed them to their kids throughout the week (I'm not joking with this...)
>every isle is clogged by hordes of chingchongs arguing over prices with eachother
I wish this was not true, it happens here in America too. Nothing more rude on the planet than chinese women. I would prefer to interact with a murder of Black folk
I live in the Vancouver area and I'm up to my balls in clueless chinks at all times. My Costco strategy is to make a hard left upon entering the store instead of following the zombies into the center. Upper left has TP & PT and bread sections, usually with produce and dairy shortly thereafter. Meat & cheese will be in the vicinity. Breaking through from there will give you access to soda and soap on a left turn or condiments & coffee if you go straight. Baking & spices followed by meds/vitamins after your last right turn. Join a check-out line from there.
In and out in 18 seconds.
I live there too:
>hongcouver
unlucky
>go to costco
>whole street nearby is backed up from everyone else going there
>finally get to pull into the parking lot
>slowly drive around in gridlock waiting for someone else to leave
>30 minutes later finally get to park
>have to wait for a horde of fat morons to waddle out of the way to get a cart
>go in
>fat morons and their carts clogging up every square foot
>morons stopping to chit chat in the middle of aisles and blocking the way with their 2 carts
>moron in front of you randomly stopping
>moron behind you trying to pass and bump into something
>spend 45 minutes just getting groceries
>decide to get a $1.50 hot dog to max out your costco experience
>have to navigate through a sea of obese, sweaty, utterly moronic, drooling, dysgenic subhumans for another 20 minutes
>finally get your hot dog
>have to scarf it down while inflated morons squeeze by rubbing their gunts on you
>time to leave
>spend 10 minutes in gridlock trying to leave the parking lot
Why yes I will return next month, how could you tell?
>goes on the busiest days of the week
>surprised its busy
ever try not being one of the fricking morons clogging the isles on a Saturday dipshit?
my nearest Costco is busy every day, because it's also the nearest Costco for over 140 miles in any direction
anyways, grocery shopping at Costco is moronic, if you know your local stores and deals you can do way better, and Costco has an extremely limited selection, ironically
I only go there to buy tires, medication, batteries, or very specific select items and always try to get in right when they open on Sunday and out in 15 minutes before the churches let the morons out
It was called Sears you zoomies
Simpsons houses/buildings look so comfy.