fun fact urine actually de-ages the skin much better than any moisturizer or otc ointments. Something to do with the excess minerals and vitamins you pee out
I remember watching a science program way back in the day where they were testing the effectiveness of men's cologne when it comes to attracting females. There was a group of men wearing various high end brands of different colognes, a group wearing cheap cologne, a "placebo" group of men with no cologne, and finally, a guy who sprinkled a little bit of his own piss around his neck. They blindfolded a large group of women, had them smell each guy, and had them rank their attractiveness based on scent alone. Every single participant ranked the piss guy as #1 in attractiveness. I guess it had something to do with pheromones. Use this information as you will...
I remember watching a similar program about your sweat and its perceived scent lined up with pretty decent relationship prospects. Like some people will find your scent appealing due to some inherent genetic biases.
but the ground was found not to been disturbed for 200 years?
8 months ago
Anonymous
The Blair Witch used magic to put the tapes in the ground.
I think this:
I think it was also explained that Parr's house was demolished after he was caught, which implies the house they find in the woods was manifested by the Blair Witch.
combined with them having no sense of time or direction throughout the movie was intended to show that they were stuck in some other plane of existence.
>Watch Sci-fi Channel mockumentary >Go to theater >Watch movie in the evening >Go home >Live innawoods >Go on a walk through the woods alone for extra terror
Good times.
> Watch Sci-Fi channel mockumentary > Piss myself in fear, can't go to sleep for a week. > Don't go to theater to see it because I didn't want to be scared shitless > Turn 9 and become a brave boy > Finally released on VHS > Rent it > 1 1/2 hours of heavy breathing in the woods > Get scared and confused at the end > Forget about the movie for 10 years
I took this Antidepressant/anti anxiety medication in senior year of high school out of curiosity.
I ended up being so numbed to fear that I would walk around the woods surrounding my house at night stoned and listening to the silent hill soundtrack (the first and scary one not the comfy 2nd one)
It was explained in either the film or the tie-in fake documentary (on Sci-Fi channel that pretty much everyone in 1999 saw leading up to the movie's release), the dude who lived in that house a long time ago would murder kids and make the rest face the wall like that before it was their turn to be killed too.
This. There was a massive amount of viral marketing online and on TV at the time Blair Witch Project was released that provided all the context for the movie. Partly to the movie's determent, since its creepier without context.
A lot of people forget how much the internet played into the mystique of the movie. I was like 16 at a CD shop and the hippy behind the counter was telling us about "this found footage movie." We had to sneak into the theatre because we were underage. The whole theatre was creeped out, you could have heard a pin drop in that place. There was really only about a week though where it captured that before everyone was like "this is obviously BS." Everyone who watched it afterward was underwhelmed and didn't understand because most of the creepiness was the internet stuff and rumor surrounding it before it was released. By itself it's not very good.
>Everyone who watched it afterward was underwhelmed
This meme gets repeated but BWP is still a popular movie that people watch. Most fans at this point are not people who saw it in theaters, it's just a good movie.
"Horror fans" are some of the only people left that actually love cinema.
8 months ago
Anonymous
At least it's not capeshit I'll give them that.
8 months ago
Anonymous
The central area of the venn diagram occupies much of both circles, however.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I don't understand how people can get upset at other people watching old horror movies when there are actual morons right now watching recently-released capeshit.
The central area of the venn diagram occupies much of both circles, however.
Central area must be small because the genres have nothing in common and capeshit fans only watch capeshit.
Pretty sure it was explained somewhere toward the beginning of the movie, one of the people in the town explained the Rustin Parr story. The tie-in shit on Sci-Fi was kino though.
Originally, there were legends about Elly Kedward, the Blair Witch. In the 1930s/1940s, when the historical record was much more solid, there was a hermit who lived in the area by the name of Rustin Parr. He was discovered to have murdered several children. He would kidnap them in pairs, and then take them into the cellar. He would then force one of the children to face the wall while he killed the other one. Naturally, Rustin Parr was a crazy man.
The Rustin Parr killings and MO are clearly explained in the first part of the film, so the obvious implication of the finale is that the two people are killed in the same way, recalling the setup. So they must have stumbled on the ruins of Rustin Parr's house. But behind all of this is a second implication that the Blair Witch made Rustin Parr do it. One could imagine that the Blair Witch possessed or otherwise oppressed Rustin, driving him crazy and forcing him to kill. So the being that knocks Heather down is either the ghost of Rustin Parr, or the Blair Witch herself, or some supernatural combination of the two.
>One could imagine that the Blair Witch possessed or otherwise oppressed Rustin, driving him crazy and forcing him to kill. So the being that knocks Heather down is either the ghost of Rustin Parr, or the Blair Witch herself, or some supernatural combination of the two.
I'd assume it was their missing friend, Josh, who was being possessed by the witch or otherwise being manipulated.
I think it was also explained that Parr's house was demolished after he was caught, which implies the house they find in the woods was manifested by the Blair Witch.
Ironically, the real filming location, the "Griggs house", an old ruin, was itself quietly demolished shortly after the film came out, as the local government didn't want the kiddies exploring it. Some people complained that it was "historically important" (it wasn't), but I think the local authorities did the right thing with that one, to keep peace in their quiet rural community as much as possible/prevent existence of some stupid shrine.
Kinda odd to do that. I mean tourism would provide some extra business wouldn't it? at least a museum managed by the land owner.
Makes the town out to be a creepier location of isolationists.
People are used to blaming boomers for everything today but they forget that back in the 90's the Silent Generation were annoying as frick and made a lot of decisions like this.
Picrel reminds me of a horror movie I saw as a kid. >It starts with a family (parents, two children) going for a car ride and getting into an accident. >Car lights on fire and they all barely escape except for the daughter who is trapped in her seatbelt or something and get burnt alive >her spirit haunts the family, killing them off one by one, including her kid brother. >they never actually see her ghost for the most part >until the very end where one of the parents is lying in bed, injured after having survived one of her attacks and you see the girl crawling on all fours towards the bed like that pic
I remember this scene well.
A handful of people in my theater at the capital city began shitting and pissing their pants in fear and running toward the emergency exit. One of them checked himself into Capital City Mental Asylum for years after...some say he's still there. It was something else, heh
>knew what the ending was before watching the movie >hear all these theories about how the 2 guys lured the woman in the woods to kill her, how the blair witch is actually just a human killer ect >get around to watching it >one of the people at the beginning literally says the witch would force people to stand in the corner, explanation behind the ending immediately becomes more obvious >they somehow keep ending up in the same place and see random objects appear in the forest so they're clearly dealing with something paranormal >0 indication or logic behind the 2 men trying to kill the woman >people not understanding the ending for what i can only assume is them not paying attention
are millennials moronic? it was a good movie but significantly less mysterious than people make it out to be. they were just killed and manipulated by what people call the blair witch
>Turn on movie >"You think my veganas dirty that's what you're saying" >"Uh yea that's a dirty v. You have a dirty v" >"Have I ever told you how dirty your penis is. Your wiener" >"Thank you, nah baby you have a porcelain v" >turn off movie
Rustin Parr was crazed by the Witch and kill all the children facing the wall in the 50s. Now they are in his house and he (or the Witch herself) crazed Mike and made him face the wall while he/she kill Heather. At this point she has already killed Josh and now will kill Mike too.
The fact that this is already explained in the movie but there's still so much speculation on the ending is hilarious. I think it's such a good ending that people are trying to make it more complicated than it is
His taking a leak.
Das rite!
>the hangover cure doctors don't want you to know about
fun fact urine actually de-ages the skin much better than any moisturizer or otc ointments. Something to do with the excess minerals and vitamins you pee out
Thank you for that, Braapjeet.
Morning urine or?
I remember watching a science program way back in the day where they were testing the effectiveness of men's cologne when it comes to attracting females. There was a group of men wearing various high end brands of different colognes, a group wearing cheap cologne, a "placebo" group of men with no cologne, and finally, a guy who sprinkled a little bit of his own piss around his neck. They blindfolded a large group of women, had them smell each guy, and had them rank their attractiveness based on scent alone. Every single participant ranked the piss guy as #1 in attractiveness. I guess it had something to do with pheromones. Use this information as you will...
I'm not falling for this shit again. I already wore a pirate eye patch for a month trying to cure my eyesight and it didn't do shit. frick you guys.
I remember watching a similar program about your sweat and its perceived scent lined up with pretty decent relationship prospects. Like some people will find your scent appealing due to some inherent genetic biases.
He’s doin a “look ma, no hands!”
That’s my favorite way to take a pee pee too
Pants at ankles. Cheeks facing the wind. Pissing off an elevated position, preferably a cliff. Pure kino
nah he's white
It was all a ruse to kill the chick. Both of the dudes were in on it and fricking around with her.
Then how come neither of them were ever heard from again?
They’re serial killers on the run
That left zero traces at the scene of the crime with no bodies recovered or material or physical evidence?
The recording....
but the ground was found not to been disturbed for 200 years?
The Blair Witch used magic to put the tapes in the ground.
I think this:
combined with them having no sense of time or direction throughout the movie was intended to show that they were stuck in some other plane of existence.
Jesus christ, as a millennial I almost had a heart attack seeing that spooky shot. Spoiler tag itn ext time.
I literal pissed myself at the kino plex, frick the amount of everyone screaming and running to the exit was something...
>Watch Sci-fi Channel mockumentary
>Go to theater
>Watch movie in the evening
>Go home
>Live innawoods
>Go on a walk through the woods alone for extra terror
Good times.
> Watch Sci-Fi channel mockumentary
> Piss myself in fear, can't go to sleep for a week.
> Don't go to theater to see it because I didn't want to be scared shitless
> Turn 9 and become a brave boy
> Finally released on VHS
> Rent it
> 1 1/2 hours of heavy breathing in the woods
> Get scared and confused at the end
> Forget about the movie for 10 years
I took this Antidepressant/anti anxiety medication in senior year of high school out of curiosity.
I ended up being so numbed to fear that I would walk around the woods surrounding my house at night stoned and listening to the silent hill soundtrack (the first and scary one not the comfy 2nd one)
Now I'm too scared to watch a movie in day time.
are you trannies for real? he's taking a leak
>he's taking a leak
no he wasn't, he was literal hiding away from the witch it was the most terrifying 15 minutes of the film
It's scary because the wall represents the one thing all women are scared of.
It was explained in either the film or the tie-in fake documentary (on Sci-Fi channel that pretty much everyone in 1999 saw leading up to the movie's release), the dude who lived in that house a long time ago would murder kids and make the rest face the wall like that before it was their turn to be killed too.
This. There was a massive amount of viral marketing online and on TV at the time Blair Witch Project was released that provided all the context for the movie. Partly to the movie's determent, since its creepier without context.
Yeah I was too young on release to see it but I remember my parents freaking out about it being real as the guerilla marketing seemed to have worked
A lot of people forget how much the internet played into the mystique of the movie. I was like 16 at a CD shop and the hippy behind the counter was telling us about "this found footage movie." We had to sneak into the theatre because we were underage. The whole theatre was creeped out, you could have heard a pin drop in that place. There was really only about a week though where it captured that before everyone was like "this is obviously BS." Everyone who watched it afterward was underwhelmed and didn't understand because most of the creepiness was the internet stuff and rumor surrounding it before it was released. By itself it's not very good.
>Everyone who watched it afterward was underwhelmed
This meme gets repeated but BWP is still a popular movie that people watch. Most fans at this point are not people who saw it in theaters, it's just a good movie.
Horror fans have a very low bar for appreciation and shouldn't really be considered "people."
"Horror fans" are some of the only people left that actually love cinema.
At least it's not capeshit I'll give them that.
The central area of the venn diagram occupies much of both circles, however.
Yeah I don't understand how people can get upset at other people watching old horror movies when there are actual morons right now watching recently-released capeshit.
Central area must be small because the genres have nothing in common and capeshit fans only watch capeshit.
Pretty sure it was explained somewhere toward the beginning of the movie, one of the people in the town explained the Rustin Parr story. The tie-in shit on Sci-Fi was kino though.
they explicitly mention it in the film near the beginning when interviewing people
It's explained in the movie itself but zoomers choose not to pay attention.
he was trying to zerk off after being lost in the woods for a week
Blair Witch achieved what very few horror mockumentaries achieve; creepiness and tension despite knowing the fact that it isn't real.
They tried to do the same thing with Lake Mungo, but that completely deflates itself once you know/find out it wasn't real.
What are you talking about Lake Mungo was kino.
He was a bad boy and needs to be punished. Next, it's Heather's turn >:)
Originally, there were legends about Elly Kedward, the Blair Witch. In the 1930s/1940s, when the historical record was much more solid, there was a hermit who lived in the area by the name of Rustin Parr. He was discovered to have murdered several children. He would kidnap them in pairs, and then take them into the cellar. He would then force one of the children to face the wall while he killed the other one. Naturally, Rustin Parr was a crazy man.
The Rustin Parr killings and MO are clearly explained in the first part of the film, so the obvious implication of the finale is that the two people are killed in the same way, recalling the setup. So they must have stumbled on the ruins of Rustin Parr's house. But behind all of this is a second implication that the Blair Witch made Rustin Parr do it. One could imagine that the Blair Witch possessed or otherwise oppressed Rustin, driving him crazy and forcing him to kill. So the being that knocks Heather down is either the ghost of Rustin Parr, or the Blair Witch herself, or some supernatural combination of the two.
>One could imagine that the Blair Witch possessed or otherwise oppressed Rustin, driving him crazy and forcing him to kill. So the being that knocks Heather down is either the ghost of Rustin Parr, or the Blair Witch herself, or some supernatural combination of the two.
I'd assume it was their missing friend, Josh, who was being possessed by the witch or otherwise being manipulated.
Isn't that the guy who had his tongue chopped off?
Yeah, presumably survived though, since they still hear him calling out.
I think it was also explained that Parr's house was demolished after he was caught, which implies the house they find in the woods was manifested by the Blair Witch.
Ironically, the real filming location, the "Griggs house", an old ruin, was itself quietly demolished shortly after the film came out, as the local government didn't want the kiddies exploring it. Some people complained that it was "historically important" (it wasn't), but I think the local authorities did the right thing with that one, to keep peace in their quiet rural community as much as possible/prevent existence of some stupid shrine.
understandable, but would be cool to visit nonetheless. I don't live too far from there.
Also witnessed
Kinda odd to do that. I mean tourism would provide some extra business wouldn't it? at least a museum managed by the land owner.
Makes the town out to be a creepier location of isolationists.
People are used to blaming boomers for everything today but they forget that back in the 90's the Silent Generation were annoying as frick and made a lot of decisions like this.
The most unbelievable part is that one guy built a 3 story cabin with a basement cellar all by himself.
OH H*CK IS THAT A FRICKING LIMINAL SPACE
He’s a white male. He had to check his privilege in the corner
what's the point of a horror movie if you can't see the antagonist? the only "scary" thing about this flick is how bad the acting is
Picrel reminds me of a horror movie I saw as a kid.
>It starts with a family (parents, two children) going for a car ride and getting into an accident.
>Car lights on fire and they all barely escape except for the daughter who is trapped in her seatbelt or something and get burnt alive
>her spirit haunts the family, killing them off one by one, including her kid brother.
>they never actually see her ghost for the most part
>until the very end where one of the parents is lying in bed, injured after having survived one of her attacks and you see the girl crawling on all fours towards the bed like that pic
This shit was never scary to me. watching friday the 13th as a kid was scarier than this gay witch thing
>I don’t get it
Go stand in the corner and think about it, dunce.
he found the map
The wall is a subtle joke.
I remember this scene well.
A handful of people in my theater at the capital city began shitting and pissing their pants in fear and running toward the emergency exit. One of them checked himself into Capital City Mental Asylum for years after...some say he's still there. It was something else, heh
>knew what the ending was before watching the movie
>hear all these theories about how the 2 guys lured the woman in the woods to kill her, how the blair witch is actually just a human killer ect
>get around to watching it
>one of the people at the beginning literally says the witch would force people to stand in the corner, explanation behind the ending immediately becomes more obvious
>they somehow keep ending up in the same place and see random objects appear in the forest so they're clearly dealing with something paranormal
>0 indication or logic behind the 2 men trying to kill the woman
>people not understanding the ending for what i can only assume is them not paying attention
are millennials moronic? it was a good movie but significantly less mysterious than people make it out to be. they were just killed and manipulated by what people call the blair witch
More recent, picrel was pretty good as well, some nice implied monke rape.
>Turn on movie
>"You think my veganas dirty that's what you're saying"
>"Uh yea that's a dirty v. You have a dirty v"
>"Have I ever told you how dirty your penis is. Your wiener"
>"Thank you, nah baby you have a porcelain v"
>turn off movie
I don't remember this so I guess it didn't matter as much back in 2013 before election tourists.
It's foreshadowing because she ends up being the new sex slave of bigfoot
>gen cuckXers found this scary
kek, it's pathetic really
That's easy to say now that it has been revealed to be fake and gay. How would you feel if it was real? Because it felt real to us.
Gloryhole
The way this shot was framed made it hard to the tell that he was standing in the corner.
anon i think you might be blind
Rustin Parr was crazed by the Witch and kill all the children facing the wall in the 50s. Now they are in his house and he (or the Witch herself) crazed Mike and made him face the wall while he/she kill Heather. At this point she has already killed Josh and now will kill Mike too.
The fact that this is already explained in the movie but there's still so much speculation on the ending is hilarious. I think it's such a good ending that people are trying to make it more complicated than it is